Why did they break up ;_;
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she double cucks him
fricks other guys and emasculates him on his own podcast, saying how she only tolerates him for his money and fame
she's still on his podcast lol
They are still in the same house, sleeping on the same bed according to him.
So they do couples things but without the label
They don't have sex. According to Bobby (on the episode with Andrew Schulz) he puts a long pillow between them so they don't touch. So platonic roommates
>So platonic roommates
imagine being a millionaire with a roommate.
what is she gonna do frick some dude on the other side of the bed.
>imagine being a millionaire with a roommate.
it would be preferable to being a friendless thousandaire
T..That's sad actually. Did she castrate him not metaphorically?
when my dad broke up with my mum they still slept in the same bed for a while. I think my mum was in shock and just stuck to their routine to cope.
I remember her crying in their bedroom at night and after a week my dad moved out but she was still crying just with no one besides her
And then you took dads place and fricked your mom daily?
what is that from?
You can find other videos combining all the gifs if you follow the youtube video name. Original is from Matt Furie who owns the rights to Pepe (he created the character).
Damn I didn't know Matt Fure was actually a good artist/animator
hahahahaha
Good
;_;
Was it not your dad’s house or something?
not his podcast, chud.
Who are these people and why do you know who they are?
why do you care?
I know them because he literally told me about his podcast.
Also told me I should try stand-up. "He actually thinks I'm amusing!" I thought ... then I listened to the podcast, and now I think he says that to everyone.
He needs to date like a Jenny or Lindy or something. Some doe eye simpleton who will cook him asiatic food and keep him happy.
Bobby is a 50 year old manchild
>Bobby is a 50 year old manchild
thats true but i think he also has some pain deep down from childhood trauma despite his dream life
I'm glad tattoos exist. Trash instantly branding themselves as trash.
Thats a traditional tattoo you simpleton
traditional worthless prostitute
For prostitutes yes
This. Despite what these other anons may say. Tattoes are the acceptable way of cutting.
Correct.
Tattoos are like compulsory npc labels.
Imagine thinking you’re unique and cool because you share le rebellious cultcha with zog meat cannon fodder, prostitutes and porn stars, literally every Black person on earth who managed to save up $26, and those “super edgy... but quirky and approachable” millennial hipsters, and my personal favorite: deep-thinking uber original zoomzooms and their cartoons and stunted development bodily billboards lol
Always get a chuckle at the “ink” coming out of long shirt sleeves on manlets, extending to the forearms and wrists kek
More power to them — the world needs ditch diggers too
>Thats a traditional tattoo
>you simpleton
Ahh, delicious unintentional irony.
This anon owns at least four sleeveless shirts
>$26
High quality tattos are in tens of thousands dollars and the wait lines take months or even years. Everything in life is on a quality gradient, including people's personalities.
Still ugly
uuuh
Uhh enhance.
Yeah no, if I'm fricking her doggy style it will looks like my dick is getting eaten by ugly demon
Spending more money on tattoos doesn't make you any less of a homosexual for getting them. And I say this as someone with tattoos.
I don't have tattoos but I don't get the hate for them. Clearly if you pay good money to a reputable artist, you will get a piece of art on your body.
>you will get a piece of art on your body
Some people are inspired by a Jackson Pollock painting and others don't want to see that dogshit on their wall. It's pretty simple.
Wow seethe more /misc/-cuck, pathethic how you people are always trying to pretend you're the choosers when it comes to mates and that you're the ones rejecting women and not the other way through this cope.
>A-a-at least I don't have a tattoo haha I am so superior
Like fricking hell the cope levels are crazy
being this mad about tattoos.
It literally reads like the reddit post about the atheist being enlightened by his own intelligence, only you are somehow better because you dont have tattoos.
I can tell you have no friends, because caring so much about something like that only happens to people who literally live on the internet.
tattoos are gross but you sound like a giant homosexual. stop typing
Instant disqualification from humanity. Subhuman even. Can’t stand em. Never failed to prove what a worthless piece of shit the tattooed is. This is only applicable to people under 40.
I can dig big shit like those Yakuza full back tattoos but most people just gets little homosexual tattoos to say they have one. I went back to university for grad school and every other girl here has some little trashy nonsense tattoo, they just look like shit.
Hard agree. Obviously I dig awesome shit like Samoan warrior tats and Yakuza back tats, but when I see rich white bread white girls with a tiny tattoo of some gay shit like a window or a sunrise on their upper breast or wrist is so basic and irritating, they paid over 500$ for what is essentially a mole.
>that evil b***h literally bullying kim jong illest the comedian
gee i wonder, maybe its because khalyla is cheating worthless prostitute
She's a manipulative golddigger and Bobby lost interest in fricking her years ago.
As much as I want to pile on Khalyla, Bobby strayed too far into the hollywood bullshit himself. Just look at some of his ex-girlfriends, they're all the c**tish type. He needs to check his ego and settle down to a normal asian girl who isnt trying to get famous.
>He needs to check his ego and settle down to a normal asian girl who isnt trying to get famous.
Practically impossible in Hollywood once you've reached a certain level of fame. That scene is full of wannabee actresses looking for a divorce settlement paycheck and/or to ride the coattails of a famous partner; Bobby found both in Khalyla.
Bobby is too busy carrying the weight of his childhood issues to find someone normal. So he also seeks out women who were sexually abused or abused in some way.
Bobby is a homosexual with the emotional responsibility of a 5-year-old and his standup hasn't been good in years. Maybe getting humiliated will actually give him some good material
>wealthy manchild falls for "confident" b***h
many such cases
>Golddigger and pedophile
Hope they both die
Bobby ejaculated inside Rudy's dog pussy and she almost gave birth to a litter of little asiaticlings, so they had to euthanize Rudy at the Korean church late at night.
it wasnt meant to be a documentary
>my last relationship was with 2 men
how could you listen to that shit as bobby and view her as anything more than a cumdumpster?
Because she belongs to the streets. She is a nymph addicted to sex.
>Because she belongs to the streets. She is a nymph addicted to sex.
one of the biggest tells that a woman is like this is if she's really into true crime documentaries and shit. there's some weird overlap between true crime fans and being totally shameless prostitutes
You really have no experience with women.
>still does the pod with her
>still funds her life
>still sleeps in same bed with pillow divider now
This lil homie putting the cucks who remain friends with their exes to shame.
He's a horribly lonely old man
Should have started a family, but is now stuck with his ex and her fob imports which he is terrified to lose.
The humane thing to do is for her to cut him off completely but she has every excuse to suck that well dry now that its based on his fear of being left by himself.
Are they married?
Did he actually marry this insane asiatic-grifting golddigger prostitute?
>Should have started a family, but is now stuck with his ex and her fob imports which he is terrified to lose.
How is he stuck if they didn't have a kid with her or get married? He's the opposite of stuck. Just tell her to frick off and politely cut ties with her family. The problem is Bobby is too miserable for any sort of normal life now. He feels physical revulsion if things are too calm. He doesn't actually want to be happy.
>it’s easy to overlook the inherent mental illness inculcated from mixing chink apathy and insect soul with fiery insane Hispanic conqueror blood.
Poetic tier banter. You have a gift.
Alimony
she's his assistant and maid.
She got done draining him of all his resources.
Was this idiot even married to this b***h?
yup
he has a porn addiction and doesn't show affection. i remember khalyla saying bobby will go day or weeks without hugging or kissing her.
Give the little man a break.
He gave his heart to a 13 year old Hispanic in Tijuana for $16 and an MC Hammer CD
Then break up.
she aborted 2 of his kids
>implying that's a bad thing
Neither of those two have any business being around children let alone raising them
WAIT WHAAAAAT
my peenus weenus of course
Schaub'd
Just a heads up:
If you peel half a russet potato and paint the top black, and draw on an “I’m a 14 year old arab boy” beard, you will literally have this little sub-midwit in your hand kek
>sub-midwit
you were doing so well up until you said that
>Flips
Yup the most soulless women in the world all these women care about is money.
>third world women only care about getting out of their shithole and marrying someone slightly richer Whoa
As a Filipino man I can chime in and say Filipinas have always been taught how to always marry the white man because they're rich. But in this case, It's just Bobby Lee being rich so it's kinda the same thing. Filipinas try so hard to fit in with white people it's kinda sad.
< Filipinas try so hard to fit in with white people it's kinda sad.
It’s cool to be racist towards the people that saved your entire race from the Japanese.
Rudy nakadashi
She looks like a average Latina bawd with a weird face
Literally all Filipinos
Is Rudy a c**t now too? Or is she still a shy and reserved woman of class?
she is not a woman of class, she's a weirdo
This, for better or worse, is an excellent and objectively true post 8|
>coomer
>cuck
Poor Bobby even with all the money in the world he will never recover, this clown world just needs a hard reset.
>Bobby even with all the money in the world
I can’t imagine bobby has much money dude
Even if he was richer you can't fix mental illness.
Do you need help on how to green text bud?
The reason the Ukraine war started was that the Ukrainians had gathered their army, over 100,000 combat troops in the Donbass and they were getting ready to invade the Donbass and potentially invade Russia, thats why this war kicked off the 24th of February, the Ukrainian forces were going to invade Russia in mid March, that is a truth that is being hidden from you by the mainstream media in America, but that everybody outside of the united states and the western European news bubble knows.
>Ukrainian forces were going to invade Russia
Hello bot. You’re broken. And were shit even before that
its more the suggestion of them developing their own nuclear program. They got invaded the next day. It was the straw that broke the camel's back.
dog went missing
I have no idea who the frick these two are
bobby lee and lee bobby
yes you do
>Never watched madtv
madtv is fricking trash and if you disagree youre fricking trash
shut the hell up libtard
>HAHAHAH MAN PUTS ON HAT SAYS FUNNY THING HAHAHA
like have a nice day
>like have a nice day
you talk like a gay
did you learn a new word?
>ohh sorry Lil B. Didn't esspect u ta answer da door. I'm here ta pick up Kilylga ready. She ready yet?
dicey dicey
He'd hit it when they first met. Now he's a lolcow, all her friends would make fun of her if she fricked him.
Her friends can't make fun of her after schaub fricks them all too
Her friends would just support her if they fricked him. Not only did they all likely frick guys just like him constantly before hitting the wall, they’re all going to continue perpetuating the hivemind of nobody speaking out against the other.
Women make fun of men openly, they only make fun of women (even their “friends”) secretly.
trugg walg
>Yo Bobby B, uh, ya think Khayla could walg me 2 my trugg, broh? Is that cool, b? Thanks so much B.
He got raped by someone with downs syndrome
no, he got raped by a regular guy. he just he was moronic to make the story cooler
he's a piece of shit and no talent obnoxious attention prostitute. always has been always will be.
john waters wouldn't even use him as a character in his films.
hi khalyla
She's an absolute footbawd I can't blame Bob for getting trapped under her spell
If i had a sniff of her feet i'd do anything..
did she really frick her brother? anybody have a clip of her saying this?
Dont remember that, do remember her talking on the pod about doing stuff when she was like 12 and thinking it was normal back where she lived
now i'm convinced that she was fricking someone else when she went to france alone for vacation a few years back
you don't get much of a choice when you have a micropenis. she sets her own rules and eventually moves on
He's Asian so she was never actually attracted to anything but his money
Porn addiction, no kids, no marriage
people browsing Cinemaphile shitting on people with tattoos as if they were any better
look at yourselves before you go judging others you bunch of morons
no, I don't have any tattoos
>no, I don't have any tattoos
so you are defending your wifes boyfriend then?
low effort
>browse Cinemaphile every day
>think that the world cares about your criticism
yeah bro
look at yourselves before you go judging
morons
>be on Cinemaphile
>hate Cinemaphile
Exactly what I would expect for a raiding leftist full of meaningless tattoos.
>get called out for being judgmental morons
>instantly react with a bag of buzzwords and low effort replies
ah yes the enlightened Cinemaphilener that's better than people with tattoos, yes of course
I'll say it again; fricking morons
Go back to whatever pozzed shithole you're raiding from, trailer trash.
you have a real problem if you feel the need to defend tattoos here. does your bawd prostitute gf have moronic tattoos and you are insecure about it? be honest
>low effort
it was more than you deserve tbh
>slap a giant billboard on your body
>don't want people to make judgements based on it
kek, don't advertise your shit if you don't want critical reception
You're the grown man who still lives with their parents.
hmm yeah, maybe i should get a tattoo about that to tell everybody what a pathetic loser i am too and then they won''t have to make blind assumptions online
>didn't deny it
Leech
Tattoos are literal advertisements of the individual’s lack of accountability.
shes hot and hes a fat annoying embarrassing 45 year old moron?
Cuck relationships never work. The b***h doesn't respect him, he doesn't respect himself, plus she's been using him since they met.
>Why did they break up ;_;
bobby finally took the de-wormer medication
it was seen as a betrayal
Because he is a manchild. Once again Tate is proven correct.
Bobbykeks.....not like this. How come SchaubCHADS are so much better than us?
She was too high maintenance for him despite being a bogged b***h. Bad women always take advantage of this situation when they realize it.
/heem/ here
Based schaub posting I see. Keep up the great work. Beast of a board