Why did they do Homer like that?
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where's the Booba?
Reminds me of the time some aussie(?) got caught with a frickton of Simpsons porn and the judge ruled it as CP then sent his degenerate ass to jail.
bart get out I'm piss
OPS!
What will happen when Australia's boomer overlords die of old age?
The rating board isn't even boomers at this point, it's millennials who got bulled in school
Australian laws are merely a suggestion to the judges, a guy with real cp got off with community service because the judge thought he seemed sorry enough.
Again it must be stated Lisa is a typical libshit b***h who has never struggled or suffered.
yes, blame Lisa and not the writers. smart. the same reason they did that to Homer is the same reason they didn't put any indication of breasts on Billie... appearing as woke as possible.
Lisa is the outlet for the writer's personal opinions. You can absolutely blame Lisa.
>libshit
you don't even know who you're fighting
Who are we fighting?
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Jesus fricking christ. Kill this moronic Black folk b***h. Or even better. Send her to glorious ruskiland. Where she will be raped by several drunk morons in the middle of the mall, then beaten and crippled by other morons for being naked in the middle of the mall and only then killed by other morons for being a dumb, raped Black person.
Seems like he nailed it
the frick you on about mate the only way they could give her character was by making her the libshit sounding board of the show.
Hating your parents despite actually having them be a present force in your life is a typical libshit cornerstone
Lisa believes the opposite of the truth to seem more repressed when the reality is she's living in the best time to be a woman in the history of mankind
City slickers have ruined this show
Please forgive my city slicker ways, O' lord of feed and seed.
Homer only doesn't like blues, which is a majority of what Lisa plays.
Because the current writers haven't even seen those early episodes.
wtf this new episode contradicts something that happened 30 years ago in this cartoon with little to no continuity how could they do this?
>reasons to end the show some 20 years ago
the tone of this post is urging me to tell you to dilate and or you'll never be a woman, sorry anon, could you post less like this?
I’m married with children homosexual, sorry you have to press your insecurities on others though
seethe and dilate
Your wife's children*
In universe barely any time has passed
Continuity was never solid in the show and time means frick all. Why Maud Flanders probably died just last week to them. Still isn't cool they just dump on Homer as a father unless that's the point of the episode.
its a rolling fricking timeline anon.
Homer was born in the in60s in some eps and 1970s in others
Even in the zombie Simpsons seasons like 12-18 Homer was still very sweet to Lisa most of the time what happened?
They started adding women with daddy issues on their writing staff.
How do these people get daddy issues when there was no father figure around to begin with? It doesn’t make sense.
That's one of the most common daddy issues. They never had one so they turned out shitty.
To point out, tbf:
communist world government shills, trannies, and literal israeli trolls will call you CHUD for pointing out these realities. but they know they are evil and destructive, and don't care. whatever helps them "win" over their perceived enemies
god i fricking hate this world
they have to protect the lie that is our reality
There's a real simple solution to single mothers: Men should stop sticking their dicks into every woman who allows them. Maybe don't knock up intolerable b***hes, and then you can raise a family. The real source of this problem, is men with no self control.
>Doesn't know woman well
>Puts penis in her without condom
>Nuts inside
>"DUUUHHHHH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILD?! DAS NOT MINE, prostitute!"
>Runs away from responsibility.
>"HUUUURRRR, WHY ARE SINGLE MOTHERS SO BAD?!"
It's a woman's imperative to be selective.
It's very evidently not working. Men need to be selective too.
they don’t get to be because they have no options because pussy is inflated
men used to select for you stupid b***hes
>Men need to be selective too.
No? Men are supposed to frick any willing woman because women aren't supposed to always be willing.
That's fricking stupid. And look at how that worked out. Do you think women will close their legs because you expect them to? Ridiculous. Sex feels good, so they do it. The same reason men do it.
How do you think you can make women close their legs? Stern disapproval? LOL How about you live in the real world, and come up with a realistic solution.
Holy fricking cope
or think a step further than that and close your legs
See
He's absolutely right. Men used to control who is allowed access to which women. It's literally men's fault that we are in the predicament we're currently in. Women could not open their legs to men, without men protecting their rights to do so.
i made both those posts
The 2010s happened. Millennial women with all their failure became a force in the entertainment & media industry.
>Simpsons
>Current Century
simpsons pre-2000's is a different timeline than simpson's post 2000's.
sneed
this just makes me sad :/ the simpsons is just "how do you do fellow kids" now
the simpsons has been shit for over 20 years its time to accept it
Does Billie Eyelash have any nudes yet?
It's been a looooong time since I watched the simpsons. But I do have a vague memory of Homer getting upset at all the noise Lisa makes. Can someone confirm this?
>It's been a looooong time since I watched the simpsons. But I do have a vague memory of Homer getting upset at all the noise Lisa makes. Can someone confirm this?
You're exactly right. The episode 'Lisa's sax' actually starts with Homer shouting at her for practicing, before Homer shares the history of him buying it.
% From the top floor comes a familiar baritone groan; it's Lisa, practicing
% on her saxophone.
Lisa! Knock off that racket!
Lisa: But Dad, I'm supposed to practice an hour a day!
Homer: I'll practice you!
Lisa: You'll practice me...what does that mean? Is it supposed to be some
sort of a threat?
% Lisa walks back to her room and continues wailing. Homer growls in
% frustration. Homer asks Bart to make her stop.
% Bart murmurs in assent, and confronts Lisa, who is sitting on her bed.
Lisa: Look Bart, I have to practice my saxophone, and you can't stop me!
Bart: Oh yeah? My dear Lisa, you are eight, and I am ten. And in my two
extra years on this planet, I've learned a few tricks.
[Bart thinks for a moment, deciding which trick to use. He opts for
the traditional means.]
Bart: Gimmie that sax!
Lisa: No!
Bart: I said gimmie it!
Lisa: I said NO!
Bart: Gimmie it!
Lisa: No!
Thanks anon. I'm glad my memory isn't completely gone.
Also, from Moaning Lisa, the other famous saxophone episode
Homer and Bart sit down to play another game of video boxing. Homer
wields his joystick furiously. Bart uses a single finger to dispatch
his opponent and dances on the grave of the defeated. Homer's
excuse is the ``infernal racket'' coming from upstairs.
Homer runs into Lisa's room.
Homer: Lisa! What did I tell you about playing that saxamuhthing in the
house?
Lisa: I was just playing the blues... Dad. [sobs]
Homer: Lisa, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell. Go ahead, play your
blues if it'll make you happy.
Lisa: No, that's okay, Dad. I'll just work on my fingering, unless my
fingers clacking on the keys is too loud for you.
Homer: Let's hear it. [Lisa clacks away] You just clack as loud as you
want, Lis.
The tones of another saxophone reach through the bedroom window.
``Gotta find that sound,'' says Lisa. Out the window, to the treehouse,
then down the ladder. She treks through Springfield, locating another
musician sitting on the Springfield bridge.
Lisa: That was beautiful. What's it called?
Murphy: Oh, it's a little tune that I call ``The `I Never Had an Italian
Suit' Blues''.
Not trying to defend zombie simpsons on being good, but this image is completely full of shit. Homer from day 1 is annoyed by her playing and telling her to shut up. I bet you'll keep posting it though.
Aw that's sad wtf
Even sadder that they get Boobie Eilish yet don't get her large breast or cleavage
Also, isn't she pale enough to break the yellow rule?
Chuck... we're leaving.
Billie is WAAAAY too skinny in that caricature. She's so fricking fat now it's unreal.
Why does she get fat yet still look hot?
her facial structure is built to be fat i guess
I can't wait until we someday get an image of her bare breasts
Maybe she'll decide to take a vacation to France
i’d rather watch her vacation to africa
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% After this goes on for a while, Bart yanks the sax from her hands, and
% Lisa watches in slow-mo terror as it flies out her window, into the
% street. It lands with a clatter, and is immediately crushed by car, a
% truck driven by Hans Moleman, and a few jumps from Nelson, accompanied
% by the usual "Ha, ha!". Not to mention the tricycle-riding man from
% Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In falling onto it. Back inside, Lisa holds her
% beloved instrument on the family room couch, sobbing.
Homer: Aw, Lisa, it doesn't look so bad.
Lisa: Oh yeah?
[She turns the saxophone so both we and Homer can see that it's
been rendered perfectly flat.]
-- ``Lisa's Sax''
Homer: Ew! Lisa, honey, if it'll make you feel better I'll destroy
something Bart loves.
Bart: Hey!
Homer: Don't worry, son, if that bothers you, I'll destroy something
Maggie loves!
[At this, Maggie looks at Homer and clutches the power drill she's
holding tighter.]
-- That way everyone's happy, ``Lisa's Sax''
Lisa: Dad, you don't understand. This saxophone is like my oldest friend.
I've had it for as long as I can remember.
Homer: You don't remember how you got it?
Lisa: [dejected] Nuh-uh.
Homer: Oh, well! It all happened in 1990! Back then, "The Artist Formerly
Known As Prince" was currently known as "Prince". Tracey Ullman was
entertaining America with songs, sketches, and crudely drawn filler
material. And Bart was eagerly awaiting his first day of school.
Then it goes on to tell the tale of homer buying her a sax with his air conditioning money because he can't afford to put her in a private school. So he did buy it for her, but the characterisation in the billie eilish episode isn't incorrect because he still does largely find it annoying, he just also loves her.
>When I was young my parents use to watch Simpsons
>I was always there and probably would watch it with them
>There is a nonzero chance that Sneed was on tv
Was I destined to post here?
>Why did they do Homer like that?
Because feminazi c**ts like the current writers of this show hate all men. And also probably haven't even watched the show they've been hired to write for.