Why did they turn Alucard into a gay twink?
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Why did they turn Alucard into a gay twink?
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He went from Killing Dracula and plowing Maria to a sassy effeminate male.
Is THIS the fate of all male characters with long hair.
He actually banged two girls. One being Maria Renard, the other being Sonia Belmont. In fact, Sonia gave birth to his kid who turned out to be a baby Trevor. Meaning that Trevor is Alucard's son, and Dracula's grandson.
sex with sonia was confirmed not canon. theres also no implication he did anything with maria. its assumed he went back to sleep immediately after sotn
turn?
>obnoxiously manly and deep voiced teenaged vampire chad who saves the day and (probably) bangs the girl
It’s kind of hilarious when you think about it
He was always a gay twink, where the frick have you been? He's a prettyboy running around crying about his mummy
Nowhere in the original games does he come across as a gay, you gay
He looks like a gay, therefore he's a gay
You sure?
Was that supposed to disprove him? Oh no no no
>Igagays now pretending they don't hate Spanish alucardo so they can use the more manly version of the character to defend their twink
Best post
He is now
Literally a homosexual in the art, designed by gay porn manga artists, based on gay vampires from Anne rice. Alucard was homosexualt as frick and one of the reasons why real Castlevania gays didn't embrace IGA's casualvania bullshit
This is no different in thinking Orcs are coded as Black People.
Except orcs weren't designed by a gay porn manga artists based on pansexual gothic vampires
>He's a prettyboy
Stop projecting your own homolust on everyone else
>Literally a bishonen character
I'm convinced edgy homosexuals that painted their nails black found alucard cool. Is all about the daddy issues.
Because they hate everything you love, the writer didn't even play any of the games and just wanted to push his anti-Christian and pro-gay agenda. Of course he chose to do that to a series where the Catholic church is portrayed as almost entirely benevolent.
>anti-Christian
This is what pisses me off. The overly creature-looking bishop too. They really went ham on the “Christianity is le evil” thing.
Sypha Belnades in the original story was an AGENT of the Church. The Belnades family has ALWAYS been a respectful ally of the Church. Holy shit.
See, the Church/faith, historically speaking, was all over the place, disagreed with itself often, and fostered the sciences in areas (unless it was considered blasphemous). It did not hate the sciences, and many of the most brilliant natural philosophers (proto-scientists) were Christian monks like Roger Bacon, and even bishops practiced (white/divine) magic, even holy demon summoning. Monks were scholars as well as dabblers.
The only time I remember in the games where a religious entity was portrayed as evil was in Order of Ecclesia, and the game makes it clear that the Order was considered heretical and too zealous by the main Catholic Church. In every other instance the church was with the good guys, multiple characters acted as agents of the church like you said and the Belmonts were openly religious. But the guys who made this shitshow wouldn't know this since again they didn't play any of the games and that's pretty fricking clear when watching it.
midwits are incapable of understanding an entity like the medieval church since there is really no analogue to it in modernity. and yes it was not a monolith but a constantly changing and debating power
Isnt the director a pajeet who sexually assaulted a woman?
The biggest joke was the dialogue that sounds like something you'd overhear from a group of millenials having brunch in an inner city coffe shop
“I am motherfricking Death, you frick, I am fricking ancient, frick you frick”
I hated everything about this.
same reason they attacked christianity for no reason, netflix
all vampires are gay twinks. It's inherit to their nature
>Oh Netflix completely subverted and ruined something
damn, it's o'clock already?
If Alucard is a half vampire does that mean he can shit piss and cum like a normal human
Presumably if a vampire could have a child with a human then a half-vampire could as well. Alucard also eats chicken he finds in walls, so I assume he has to piss and shit as well.
>Alucard also eats chicken he finds in walls, so I assume he has to piss and shit as well.
lol
It's actually not that far-fetched since half the kids that had Xx_AlucarD_xX as their online usernames 15 years ago are women now
What about Xxsephirothxx
I think we'll find out that Sephiroth raped Cloud in the Nibelheim reactor in FF7R2
I was xXx_MishimaDevil_xXx
Was it really the Sephiroth and Alucard kids who trooned out? I thought they mostly became chuds on here.
Either. In-general, Japanese culture was an absolute disaster for the human race/psyche.
>Japanese culture was an absolute disaster for the human race/psyche
Prove it
And don’t say trannies or gays
Tumblr comic-y teenagers (especially girls) gravitate toward all that cutesy uwu anime shit.
Incels and trannies are the same thing. Do you really think the incels sperging out about how much they want to kill women and getting angry at people finding women attractive are straight men? Nice guys are the larva, incels are the pupa and trannies are the final stage of life, the imago. All forms of the same parasite.
Stop being antisemitic.
>netflix
you really gotta ask?
This show was NOT meant for fans.
Then why call it Castlevania instead of just making your own show about killing random vampires?
Marquee Value.
>Le Black Noble Muslim
>Zombie Priest makes Holy Water
>Every 3rd word is a swear.
This fricking show.
>If 2007 Youtube Atheism was a show.
Why did they turn Simon into an narcissistic prissy moron?
Somebody on the production team thought Vampires were antisemitic.
Simon? Simon Belmont? He was in the show?
alucard is overrated and sotngays are annoying
>Sheep fricking & wiener warts!
Wowzers just like my video games.
GibiASMR got a tattoo of this show...
So yeah those are the kind of people who like this shit.
Is this any good? I like castlevania but I hate warren ellis and his "religion bad" jerkoff fantasies that he somehow shoves into everything he writes
The show has a smug scouter breaking fedora energy.
season 1 is okay but it goes to shit pretty fast after that
>Is this any good?
No, just stick to the games.
Season 1 was mediocre.
Everything else is unwatchable dog shit, dyke vampires, Black folk, Alucards a gay. It's horrible.
>I like castlevania but I hate warren ellis and his "religion bad" jerkoff fantasies that he somehow shoves into everything he writes
You just perfectly described the show
>Faith has nothing to do with repealing Vampires, It just the shape of the Crucifix that confuses their senses.
I hate this so much.
has nothing to do with repealing Vampires, It just the shape of the Crucifix that confuses their senses.
Lol, is that in the show? The absolute state of Western hacks, everything seems to be tailored for redditors, totally mid, totally uninspired.
It's the lamest shit ever.
kek, read the description
>This explanation blew me the frick away like wtf that's so clever
I hate that everybody talks like insipid 13 year old girls now.
>Zombie priest controlled by evil blessing the water and working
He's a fricking vampire. By definition he's a gay twink.
Incorrect, male vampires should be pretty boys, not twinks with only a desire for blood. Nothing else.
not canon
>Why did they turn Alucard into a gay twink?
Warren Ellis is an unfulfilled deviant weirdo