Kinda
After HWNDU he did some indie flicks that were mildly successful and then he was accused of being an abuser by an ex. He's since then converted to Christianity and went on Jon Bernthal's podcast talking about how he regrets it and how he was at rock bottom. Twitter didn't accept his apology and Disney killed off Mutt.
>indy says he's got one more thing to set right >smacks dial >cuts to mutt with squad in firefight >it's not looking good >thwomp thwomp thwomp >indy and shortround in arrive in a heli >credits roll:
Unironically a better plot than what we got.
Man, I wish Shortround was in Indy 5 instead of KK's self-insert.
He was my favorite part of the Bagel V Googly Eyes movie.
The real reason that went over brainlets' heads is to add to the sense of disillusionment Indy is feeling towards what America has become, a far cry from the idealised nation he once fought for. In many ways, America killed his son, and that's reflected in the way Indy conducts himself in this movie
There was barely anything American about him before. He was a treasure hunter with a Scottish dad who ran around the world spending more time out of American than in it
He said he wasn't a good enough actor to make the monkey swinging scene work in some interview (in retrospect of the film) and that soured his relationship with Spielberg.
They kill Post-T2 John Connor in the first 5 minutes of Dark Fate.
Then they have a Mexican as the Sarah Connor of Dark Fate, except she is the future resistance leader instead of the resistance leader's mother.
Shia LaBeouf is not crazy. He is simply way too based for Hollywood. He has seen some serious shit, wants no part of it, hates all the powerful directors and producers he has worked with, and converted to Catholicism out of sheer disgust and a deep desire to cleanse his soul of the filth he has witnessed and been subjected to.
He's a knower. /misc/ wanted to bully him over the Trump stuff, but really, he's been on their side all along.
He did "I AM NAPOLEON" insane-style shenanigans and made a music video with a young girl wearing not much.
>music video with a young girl wearing not much.
That shit was so creepy
And normies didn't say a word.
>a music video with a young girl wearing not much.
Has millions of views and people defending it
He is a devout Catholic now
Looks like Jesus found his flag at last.
That doesn't change his semetic blood
Jesus was israeli dork :^)
Because Shia shat all over Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on interviews pissing off Ford and Spielberg
shia is the most based israelite
Its an old tale
>man tries to troll Cinemaphile
>man gets trolled by Cinemaphile
>man begins reading Cinemaphile
>man's life changes forever
He's a young white male.
Shia is israeli
I think he's a mischling, but at least he converted to catholicism and is trying to be a good person now.
Kinda
After HWNDU he did some indie flicks that were mildly successful and then he was accused of being an abuser by an ex. He's since then converted to Christianity and went on Jon Bernthal's podcast talking about how he regrets it and how he was at rock bottom. Twitter didn't accept his apology and Disney killed off Mutt.
>indy says he's got one more thing to set right
>smacks dial
>cuts to mutt with squad in firefight
>it's not looking good
>thwomp thwomp thwomp
>indy and shortround in arrive in a heli
>credits roll:
kino
Unironically a better plot than what we got.
Man, I wish Shortround was in Indy 5 instead of KK's self-insert.
He was my favorite part of the Bagel V Googly Eyes movie.
>Mysterious figure appears from out of shadows
>”Shortround?”
>”Not so short anymore, Dr. Jones.”
>Shortround turns out to be villain
KINO
>Named Mutt
>Dies in Vietnam War
Pick comedy
"Fans didn't like Shia. Let's replace him with an ugly, smarmy girl-boss who will show up Indy the entire movie"
This literally didn’t happen though. The leaks were wrong.
This literally did happen though. The leaks were right.
The real reason that went over brainlets' heads is to add to the sense of disillusionment Indy is feeling towards what America has become, a far cry from the idealised nation he once fought for. In many ways, America killed his son, and that's reflected in the way Indy conducts himself in this movie
All I ever wanted from an Indy movie would be for him to become anti-American. We did it reddit.
He's a Nazi now? Or a commie?
He's a pro-gay zionist
There was barely anything American about him before. He was a treasure hunter with a Scottish dad who ran around the world spending more time out of American than in it
Based Indy being mad that Black folk are in white schools now.
He said he wasn't a good enough actor to make the monkey swinging scene work in some interview (in retrospect of the film) and that soured his relationship with Spielberg.
>died in Vietnam
>we didn't get a Shia + Marky Mark Indiana 'Nam spinoff
>he dies after falling in a trap
>Outta my way asiatics
The same reason they went back and killed John Connor and replaced him with a mexican girl
>The same reason they went back and killed John Connor and replaced him with a mexican girl
what?
They kill Post-T2 John Connor in the first 5 minutes of Dark Fate.
Then they have a Mexican as the Sarah Connor of Dark Fate, except she is the future resistance leader instead of the resistance leader's mother.
Why would they do that
Because Cameron wanted to shock the audience (look it up, it was Cameron's Idea to kill John Connor)
Oh.
>Why did they
So they could replace him with a woman.
Wait, his actual name is Mutt?
Henry Jones III, Mutt was the nickname.
he went crazy and assaulted someone physically, then became a born again Christian which I'm sure is even worse to those absolute homosexuals.
Shia LaBeouf is not crazy. He is simply way too based for Hollywood. He has seen some serious shit, wants no part of it, hates all the powerful directors and producers he has worked with, and converted to Catholicism out of sheer disgust and a deep desire to cleanse his soul of the filth he has witnessed and been subjected to.
He's a knower. /misc/ wanted to bully him over the Trump stuff, but really, he's been on their side all along.
If he was in the movie he would overshadow Phoebe and KK can't have that.
KK must literally know where the childrens bodies are buried to keep being allowed to destroy billion dollar franchises one after the other.
Wait, so they kill him the same way as this: