Why did they make Plagueis this retarded alien race? I can't take him seriously with his Squidward looking ass head.

Why did they make Plagueis this moronic alien race?
I can't take him seriously with his Squidward looking ass head.

Will they fix him in Acolyte?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there is some fanart that makes him look cool
    I'd personally just retcon his species but that would piss off the EU gays

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They won't retcon him.
    He will frick Amandla Stenberg.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It could be worse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what should we call the sith lord who comes from a planet of musicians?
      >I know, how about Darth Tenebrous

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most Darths, including the canon ones, have stupid names. Like, Sidious' name is literally the word "insidious" but missing the first two letters. Its always been lame.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hopefully we'll get Darth Icky one of these days

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My favorite is Darth Ruyn. Like... come the frick on you lazy motherfrickers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Darth Gger

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I dream of George's return, or at least the ai version of George's return.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Darth comes from "dark" and "death"
          Vader comes from "invader"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I thought "Darth" was Dutch for "father"?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I thought "Darth" was Dutch for "father"?

            There are so many layers.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It’s all just so dense.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair medieval knights did stuff like that..

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah and it was lame then too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a cantina bassoon player alien? I love those freaky things.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This homie shoots RED force lighting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Does that mean it's better somehow?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >blue
          >purple
          >RED

          Yes it's teh best.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. Lightning color isn't ever explained so most fans write it off as author wank. It's not like red lightning electrocutes you HARDER.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. Do a little googling, or better yet lurk 4 years before posting feg

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I accept your concession.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >t. spoonfeed me everything, my fat fingers can't type out letters on my keyboard.

                I accept your concession. Cope n seethe incel chud

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession. You will never be a woman.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"InterGalactic Banking Clan"
    >ran by a group of large nosed aliens that operate from the shadows, controlling most of the galaxy's money
    What did George mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They operated openly, Muunilinst was the Switzerland of the galaxy, everyone used them because they guaranteed security, chose no sides, and had been doing so for millennia. The Clone Wars didn't change that.
      >but what about AOTC and them signing the treaty with Dooku?
      They agreed to maintain Separatist funding, just like they did the Republic's, and the Hutts', and everyone else. Nothing in the treaty stipulated the Banking Clan cutting off funding to the enemies of its clients, EVERYONE was a client.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What happened when Palpatine took over control of the banks?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They called it speciesism and sicced the remnants of the Confederation on them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And regarding the Banking Clan ships and droids the Separatists used?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they have noses when in the movies they didnt have nose?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad they did. Star Wars has a million different alien species and we only ever see humans.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      humans are far and away the most widespread and common, though. All other species are deficient by comparison in breeding, mobility, intelligence, lifespan, force sensitivity, or some combination of them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not Duros. Duros are the second most populous species, such that much like how there are near-human species, there are near-Duros species.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Acolyte
    >fix

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because star wars is gay and stupid

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always preferred to think the story of Darth Plagueis was something Palpatine made up to manipulate Anakin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise - Sith Legend absolutely is something Sheev conjured up. There was no legend around him. He was the Dark Lord, and Palpatine was the only one who knew because that's how the rule of two worked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise - Sith Legend absolutely is something Sheev conjured up. There was no legend around him. He was the Dark Lord, and Palpatine was the only one who knew because that's how the rule of two worked.

      When I first watched the scene Palpatine tells Anakin about Darth Plagueis, my imagination went wild thinking about a Sith lord from many centuries ago that had his story passed forward through many generations of the Sith.
      I was so disappointed when I found out he was just Palpatine's former master.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        At the time of ROTS, Darth Plagueis was just some obscure reference George had come up with. He didn't become Palpatine's master until some more writers came in and finished writing the story.

        I kind of love this about star wars these days. It's supposed to be this grand tale of redemption and the hero's journey, but it is one of the most cynical franchises to ever exist. Everything about it is engineered to sell merchandise and just keep pumping out new content forever. Ironic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >these days
          buddy, george has been riding the merchandise since the beginning.

          consider the gap between the prequels and the OT. Merch was still being churned out and people ate it up.

          It's always has been about the merch, always will.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            possibly because that hack coasted off the artistic genius of Maquarrie and Williams and made billions off the concepts and scores made by both, merch included.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yep, that's exactly right, but at least back then there was the hype around the OT and what was Anakin like a Jedi and all of that. God, the Disney trilogy basically ripped off the story from one of the very first EU stories. Now the mask is just off, and it's a lot easier to see Star Wars for what it's always been.

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  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that moment you realize that Sidious hated his xeno mentor so much that he instituted a caucasian humans-only rule with the empire he created and genocided the muuns out of spite.

    based?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Empire still employs aliens. They're just not officers or troopers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so they're not the Imp of Mankind, that still qualifies as humano-centric. The fact that a single officer from a species as near-human as the chiss had to be a literal strategic supergenius to get to the top level kind of implies a supremacist bend to it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Of course, the Empire is extremely racist. I'm just saying they're not going on xenos genocide campaigns; they have uses for aliens.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't have a rebuttal, per se. But I do know that at least to cover his tracks, palpatine had most of the prequel era factions exterminated.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Those were corporations, not races. The Empire attacked and occupied Kashyyyk, like, five separate times, but they never tried to exterminate the Wookiees. They just chased them away or enslaved them.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the geonosians were 100% exterminated, and if you take the recent canon as any indication, so were the Kaminoans.

              and why would they? They're one of the strongest humanoid species in the galaxy alongside the dowutins. If there was anything that threatened the initial stages of the Empire's prosperity, Sidious had it dealt with on a genocidal scale: Mon Cala, Geonosis, Kamino, etc.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Look at that, you're right. But the implication is that the Geonosians were in a unique position to possibly rival the Empire in superweapon construction.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah thats true, fitting together that scene in Ep II and R1 (I liked it a lot don't @ me plz)

                the geonosians with their weapons expertise were commissioned to create the initial plans of what would become the death star and when the empire rose and cut all ties men like Galen Erso were called upon to put the pieces together of the alien design and add whatever improvements he could.

                they probably didn't want the Empire's flagship superweapon to be known to have been designed by a hideous race of bugs.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think it was that they didn't want people knowing where the Death Star came from period. If you saw it, you were fricked and that was that. Nosy frickers would ruin the mystique.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    197562826
    Consession accepted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oof. Whiffed.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently they considered making him a trade Federation dude

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It kinda makes sense, I can't think of a better reason for Sidious to have had such a vice-grip on gunray and the other nemoidians if he was specifically the named protege of one of their most powerful members.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it implied that Palpatine used Padme's lifeforce to save Anakin, relating to his master's teachings?

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