Why did this flop?

Why did this flop?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was mid

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Anti-Bradbury book.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >steven speilberg presents: This Face: The Movie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile hates happiness
      but why?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally just because these guys have ugly girlfriends. If they had hot girlfriends everyone would try to be like them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it but thought it was too fanciful of a movie with all the CGI. Had it at least tried to use some practical effects I think it would have appealed to more people.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong targeting/tone deaf. Honestly I turned it off after maybe 10min. The story is meant to be pure nostalgia bait for boomers and gen-xers and maybe early millenials but like said it's too heavy on the CGI and looks like it's for little kids, who wouldn't get any of the references might I add.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Spielberg
        Wtf he's definitely losing it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you read the book? I couldn’t get past the first chapter of the book because its literally just nostalgia bait, so the movie was at least true to source material. At least the film was visually entertaining.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sucked.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did this flop?
    Because boys have a penis, and girls have a vegana (no exceptions)

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is $607 million in 2018 really a flop? In 2023 money that would be $742 million.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's worldwide. It cost $155M to produce and in the US it made $133M. That's not even factoring in the marketing budget.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's cringy as frick
    It's for kids

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd forgotten the leg memes..

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It felt like it was pandering and trying too hard.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no dlc for mando or lizzo

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The chick was OK but the main actor was fricking awful

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That nog on the poster is supposed to be female. Guess what her sexuality is

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying to guess your sexuality because you sound like a whiney b***h.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It flopped because the plot was centered around vapid boomer shit that no one cared about.
    I know what the Shining is, I know what Gundam is, I know what racing games are, and I know Mecha Godzilla. The rest? It didn't mean shit to me. I never played that final game and I don't give a shit about the 80s.
    If you're going to release a videogame movie in 2018 then you need shit that people actually played. It should have involved pacman, asteroids, duck hunt, mario, sonic, or hell even Pokemon or something.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I switched off whenever they were in VR and the CGI fest began tbh.
    I know why they limited the franchises, but I felt it hurt the story a bit when they were missing.

    >removal of plot points and dumbing down the puzzles
    >cutting the free dungeon world,
    >not focusing on how poor he was and that he couldn’t afford to leave, instead he just sucks up coins?
    >hurrr durrr no one has tried driving backwards.
    >Everyone would’ve tried driving backwards,
    >Main character wasn’t a fat nerd who got fit in vr.
    I found myself being more interested in the real life sections, but wish they went more into the vending machine guns and body armour and the place being an absolute shithole…

    >I liked the Shining part though.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie needed more Oiliva Cooke. This is now an Olivia Cooke thread.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favorite movies to put on when it’s raining. I really enjoy it but my wife doesn’t

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spielberg could have made a Snow Crash movie but his dumb ass opted for the shitty YA knockoff with 99% less substance and 30000% more branding.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit generic movie using IP’s as a cheap gimmick with little to no substance. Steven Spielberg really tried capturing the magic or the essence of his glory days and just horribly failed. He should feel ashamed to think he knew Kubrick and decided to degrade his work in such a way

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they sent out the fricking RX-78 in the fricking ZZ pose and didn't give it a beam rifle so it could do a last shooting when it blew up. Anybody who gave a frick about Gundam left unsatisfied and anybody who didn't didn't get enjoyment out of a mediocre fight.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it makes me embarrassed that my favorite vtuber likes this movie

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised so many of you are rage posting and shiting on this movie. Maybe it's because I just caught it on a lazy saturday afternoon but I thought it was fun and easy. Some ultimate alternate reality game world, cartoon villains, some fun game sequences when they're looking for the keys and of course the insecure hot girl who is hotter than the avatar she created in game. I liked it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I had low expectations
      >that means it's good
      midwit take

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I had high expectations
        >for a pop culture video game movie
        joyless ragegay take

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's a poorly built strawman you've there, son. Take your final (You) and scram.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure thing (you) keep telling everyone what to like while creating nothing and b***hing online. Seems like a good plan.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe this is an actual book that people paid to read.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find that a lot dystopian / cyberpunk themed sci-fi movies flop. Both Blade Runners flopped, the live action Ghost In The Shell from 2017 flopped and i'm sure many more did. The reason? Probably because normies cannot bear to fa how society is becoming.

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