Why did vito wear his hardhat so high up on his head? Was he hiding something up there?

Why did vito wear his hardhat so high up on his head? Was he hiding something up there?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that is how all hard hats fit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. He's wearing a beanie underneath. You can see it out the sides. Even at full band my hard hat sits high when I wear a beanie so I don't bother because it looks and feels ridiculous.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Even at full band my hard hat sits high when I wear a beanie so I don't bother because it looks and feels ridiculous.

        that is literally what I said

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's his hair moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >beanie
        It's clearly hair. Few too many things fallen on your hart hat over the years?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          heart* and yes ;_;

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, not that high. He probably couldn't figure out how to unclasp the size adjustment.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is correct. You have to manually adjust the headband to make the hardhat sit as low as possible, but even then, it still sits well above the top of your head.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had a note from his doctor

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my dick, i loaned it to him on work days

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did he suck a dick in a car when they could have easily went into one of the offices and locked it? also why would he sit up in the car and not just stay down? you'd think the guy would tell him to stay down until the coast was clear

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats actually more great writing, because knowing you can get caught makes it so much better

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        how would you know?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The wienerlust was so intense that he couldn't wait, also the reason he looked out the window was to see if there was another dude he could suck off

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he can still pretend he was picking up his cellphone from under the seat from far away
      what if the person in question came towards the car and saw him with a dick in his mouth
      talking out of it would be out of the question then

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting caught is part of the kink.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't wear hard hats snug. You need the extra space to absorb something hitting the hat.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's just a joke

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Streaming sopranos at bongstream.live

    Come by and enjoy some gabagool

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gabagool? ova heeaaahh

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had a fat head and you can only adjust the support web on those cheapo hard hats so much. I had to go out and buy an xl hard hat when i started working construction, because I've got a fat head as well );

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    to wipe the sweat from his forehead, greasing the union is a anal job

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is a no-work job easy to scam than a no-show? Why even have the made guys waste time on that shit instead of hiring some minorities?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a dumb question. Just think about it for one second.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably easier to catch on if someone came in for inspection. they could get fair warning and pretend like they're doing shit if people tried sniffin around

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Technically they don't have to be there at all but they still show up to have a presence on site and keep the pressure on the union bosses so they don't get any dumb ideas.

      No show/no work is just the guys trading days around, like drawing straws to see who has to be there or not. The lower level soldiers are usually always there unless they're tasked with a collection to do.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christopher is wearing it pretty high in this scene as well.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe that means chris is also gay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real answer here:
      They're trying their best not to mess their hair up while being forced to wear the hats while walking around the site.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that nobody around James Gandolfini told him
      >Oy enough is enough think about your heart you fricking idiot
      Goddamn what a waste.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was only good in the sopranos though

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are some very american teeth. They look like tictacs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is a very high resolution photo of vito and it makes me uncomfortable

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jon Lovitz better lay off the pasta.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you put him in Gordon Freeman's HEV suit?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Best I can do.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            HAHAHAHAHA fricking awesome thanks.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick forgot my pic.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you respond to the gangster trying to snuggle you without sounding mad?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PhiLeas not PhiNeas

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    comedic effect. same reason his gun was so small. it's a general rule of comedy that anything being way too big or way too small is automatically funny. think clown shoes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats not a real gun. im leaving this thread so dont even bother giving me (You)'s, heh, i wont even see them..really anon. no point in it. ive got much better shit to do than farm (You)'s on a friday night.so later dorks, have fun getting baited by me and typing out ur copes. again, later chuds

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >say bye-bye grandpa! Bye-bye!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sopranos was a dark comedy
      So it fits

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched the sopranos for the 5th time. I don't know what to do with myself. Sorta feels too soon for a rewatch

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rome
      Boardwalks Empire
      Mad Men
      The Knick

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        leaning towards mad men. haven't watched it in 5 or so years

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    too much pressure from hats leads to male pattern baldness
    vito predicted this

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this shit is hilarious but I still dont understand it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the construction background of the scene looks like geonosis, that's it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i always thought it was because he kinda looks like he's wearing jedi robes

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I had seen the thumbnail of this countless times over the years but never bothered to click it. I always thought it was edited to make it look like Vito was in a prequel movie but it's actually just how the screen looks. Felt pretty dumb when I finally zoomed in on it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I had seen the thumbnail of this countless times over the years but never bothered to click it. I always thought it was edited to make it look like Vito was in a prequel movie but it's actually just how the screen looks. Felt pretty dumb when I finally zoomed in on it.

            For years he looked like fat Jango Fett to me

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some people think the construction background looks like the arena scene from episode 2

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i always thought it was because he kinda looks like he's wearing jedi robes

        I had seen the thumbnail of this countless times over the years but never bothered to click it. I always thought it was edited to make it look like Vito was in a prequel movie but it's actually just how the screen looks. Felt pretty dumb when I finally zoomed in on it.

        It's because of the lighting. When you look at the original scene, they didn't film on location at a construction site, and greenscreened him in with an unnatural lighting. It looks like Geonosis because of this.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It looks like Geonosis because of this.
          kek thats even funnier

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't remember it looking off with Vito in the original

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filename

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn it I am on mobile and can't see it

        That just made me scared of gay mafia guys. Like can you imagine how scary that would be in real life? A gay mafia guy trying to have sex with you.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's to resemble the pic-related stereotype with a wide-brimmed cowboy hat... line he's saying is "lot of money in this shit"

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HIGH SPEED INTERNET ACCESS

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Assert dominance by shitting in the shower.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did he do it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he was a lil psycho.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          looked like a puerto rican hooah, made me sick

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is amazing how weak social climbers looking for an easy target will suddenly not frick with you if you act unpredictable and crazy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch the show anon.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what was he hiding
    his blood pressure medication

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meadow should have seen this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      THAT IS SO FRICKING RACIST

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a faaaaaag

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he suck off such a middle aged craggly man? Why not a femboy?
    Did pleasuring a masculine man make him feel feminine and pretty even tho he's an old fat greaseball?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        kiana vi... so hot right now... kiana vi

        personally i'm way more of an x_mariana_s man myself

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A femboy is a feminised man.
      Vito was attracted to masculine men. Probably why he was catching, not pitching.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real question why would anyone frick vito? He's a big fat greasy frick

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