Why did you all simp so hard for this?
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frick off chud
>chuds
Just say israelites, chickenshit nazis
all the chuds fantasize about a strong brown women dominating them low key
This but high key. I need a squaw gf who hunts me and perpetrates ancient sexual tortures against me.
>low key
no it's very high key
but she has to wear whatever traditional bullshit her shithole of origin came up with and she can't speak english it has to be her native tongue (or she can make up shit and if i can't tell then it doesn't matter)
Didn't watch it, never will.
>eh it was ok
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY YOU SIMPIN BRO
Cool your jets, homosexualron.
>DVD
do they still make those? genuinely curious
Thank God they collected those juices in a bucket.
They auctioned the fluid off, made a lot of money for injun nations. Freshly bottled squaw breast juice
Wtf is that
Nice urinal.
Because it was actually fairly good when we feared it would he profoundly evil woke garbage. It could have been much better but the fact that it didn't go down the path of evil means it deserves extra credit. The fact that the main actress actually basically denounced wokeism and radical feminist pandering was unfathomably brave, heroic and moral.
>Movie is about a native girl fighting the glass ceiling
Stfu you clown the movie is incredibly woke. I say that as someone who was able to tolerate it enough to enjoy it to some degree. But scenes like when she beats her bro up and the way she kills the predator are what brings this down to a mid movie (that is also woke)
You unironically sound like a cuck.
>Good
It was very similar to the first Predator movie so it was kind of boring tbqhwyf
Kinda sorta this. A pity that they completely fricked up their own concept half-way in the movie, when they had her going hogwild and meeleeing multiple trappers at the same time, instead of leaning on the cunnin-observant angle that they themselves established, and having a long stealthy-takedown sequence in which she isolated and killed them one by one.
>she goes all predator on the trappers
>the last one outsmarts her and is about to kill her
>the yautja kills him
>gives her a nod because it respects how she went all predator on the trappers
>leaves
If anything that would just make the predator want to kill her more, because she was a better adversary and therefore trophy than them.
>Because it was actually fairly good when we feared it would he profoundly evil woke garbage.
The frick are you talking about? It's literally about a girl rebelling against the patriarchy and slaughtering white people (who are all ugly and evil).
based
It was cringekino.
I swear there's a billion movies named "Prey"
unironically the best predator movie ever made. holy shit that is such a sad reality when you think about it
omg so true, whoever wrote this is a genius with a giant penis, good work anonymous genius!
agreed! excellent insight.
it really is a sad reality!
ballsy post, but it's true. it took real courage and fortitude and masculinity to post this. but as they say, fate favors the bold.
Don't mind me, just jockeying for position in the screenshot.
Omg, you're so right. She ate!
queen really went wild af on that predtor tho
Does she have any nudes leaked?
compared to 95% of the goyslop that has been pumped out in the last decade it was a masterpiece
What are you on about OP? The consensus ranges from a decent movie to not very good.
first predator movie since predator 2 that didnt try to hide shit in dark scenery
Because it was the first good predator movie go watch the original it frickikg sucks it’s so boring
it kinna bucked
As far as I know is only one moron who gets angry when you say the movie is bad.
And yes, the movies is dogshit
It's fun and Aubrey Plaza is cute in it.
the main girl is cute.
it's a heterosexual men thing, you wouldn't understand.
Predator 10/10
Predator 2 8/10
Predators 7/10
Prey 8/10
The Predator 4/10
All AVP shit pure trash no rating
>Prey is le good
>Avp is le bad
Reddit
If you think 2018 is worse than the AVPs you are actually fricking brain damaged.
I don’t think he said that anon
AVP1 is kino, frick you.
AvP1 remains the undisputed filter of filters.
AvP:R is trash except for a few scenes
AVP 1 tried to adopt the Dahdtoudie storyline, and fricked it up.
They get points for trying.
>Predator 10/10
>Predator 2 8/10
>Predators 7/10
>Prey 6.5/10
>The Predator 1/10
>AvP 5/10
>AvP Cantseeshit/10
Fixed that for you.
10/10
2 8/10
s 5/10
>>Prey 4/10
>>The Predator 1/10
>>AvP 5.5/10
>>AvP Cantseeshit/10
fixed
I thought it was fine. It's not a fantastic movie and of course the STRONK WYMMYN bits got to be a bit much sometimes, but it was passable.
>not one scene where she needed to pee in the woods
Unrealistic slop
>tfw no piss scene in first Predator where Arnold shows his huge schlong infront of the captive latina
anybody got a link to anystreaming sites where i can watch the comanche dub?
The algorithm told them to
Learn how to use this new tech called "Bit Torrent".
I'm sure you can ask your dad or an uncle to show you.
xdcc search + mirc
dont know what that is? look it up, thank me later.
mc was cute what do you want me to say?
Cuz its mazterpiz
>Why did you all simp so hard for this?
Who simps for this shit?
The movie was trash.
The concept was trash.
The actress was trash.
The special effects were trash.
No one simped for this movie except for homosexuals.
It's not for homosexuals, you would not understand
I didn't, it sucks.
It was an interesting effort to preserve indigenous language in film
tried to watch
too much girlboss nonsense even in the first 15 minutes
The injun girl felt like a soulless model with zero charisma or acting skills. Reminded me of the Mulan remake.
Its funny how the actual model weightlifters in the original have more personality and acting presence than the career actress in the sequel.
none of them were just model weightlifters. all of them had done a variety of things beforehand.
the life experience they had made for themselves had made them interesting - even the stories from on set are more interesting than the plot of a modern film
In the past even career actors had life experiences outside of acting. All modern young actors are churned out of drama schools with nothing to them.
aggressive shill campaign
Because its kino. It celebrates the power of observation.
It's well thought out, the protag has a very well portrayed character arc, and its well paced.
Decent movie. Liked the setting and atmosphere. The ending (the 1v1) is completely moronic though, and the most unrealistic thing about this entire movie.
She defeats it because she has observed it and identified it's patterns and weaknesses (it's aggressive and easy to goad, etc).
she defeats it because she's a woman in current year
The movie wasn't good but I am glad they finally had the balls to have a time-piece pred movie, which is something fans have been clamoring a long time for. Going forward they could go the Assassins Creed route and just have predators hunting humans all throughout human history as one-off action/horror flicks.
I want the Predator movie where the Yautja came to Earth to avenge his former teacher.
A Yautja fought a samurai a thousand years ago and lost, and the samurai ate his heart.
Every few hundred years, the student returns to Earth to fight the samurai, who became nigh immortal from consuming the Yautja heart, and we get a long story of samurai vs predator until one wins.
It's not weebshit, I would feel the same way if it was a Roman soldier, or an English knight.
Just a back and forth revenge story that happens to be between an alien and a human.
Wait, I'm not into Yautja lore. Eating their body parts makes humans immortal?
God I hope so, I need my classical antiquity predator Kino.
Predator should be anthology movies.
moronic concept
>which is something fans have been clamoring a long time for.
moronic fans maybe.
A frickign predator will never be taken seriously when put against primitive people who can't even understand what they are fighting, first in line the concept of heath vision.
And him losing (again) against some ancient roman would make him even more lame.
imagine a "knights fight a dragon". What's the point of making the dragon alien?
Waste of a concept
Predator vs Jack the Ripper. Scotland Yard thinks they're trailing a single murderer, turns out the two are playing a game of back and forth or maybe are acting independent until they both choose same prey at same time.
Why would a predator target Victorian prostitutes? Is it confused and under the impression they’re really good at hunting penises?
I don't know what you guys are smoking, even weaponized autism was better than predators.
Are you seriously implying The Predator was better than Predators?
I mean Predators sucked ass, but come on
The Predator was so dumb it became entertaining, Predators was just shit.
Eh, it wasn't the kind of shit I'd ever find entertaining in its dumbness.
Hell fricking no
This movie is a piece of shit. The amount of asspulling and generally bad writing is staggering. You can clearly see that they wanted to make an homage to the original, but they didn't understand what made it good.
Competently made + cute lead. Not the best Predator movie by a long shot but serviceable. Wouldn't be surprised if it ends up mogging Alien Romulus.
More like incompetently made + unbelievable lead
It was shit
Her pussy is thunder, bruh.
The girl was cute and the movie wasn't bad. Simple as.
It was one autistic waifugay