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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what an unbelievably ugly pig. she's had years to change and she's just become more of a disgusting blob

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks 56

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason Armond White really like her. He gave positive reviews to Tiny Furniture and also her recent film Sharp Stick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a gay and she exudes gay hag energy. gays are extremely protective of their hags.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how much money would they have to pay you to bone her?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Half a million up front.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ten thousand dollars would seal the deal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd do it for free. I'm gonna pierce that whale with my HARPOON.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5 million

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      $250,000 to frick her an extra $250,000 if there's a smell I have to ignore.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      $600 because I’m a poorgay. But if I get stds it may become a lethal self defense situation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll do it for free, I love BBWs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't have the second "b"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd honestly pay $5 to just gently jiggle her fat chin.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jabba the hutt

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she had to have gained 200 pounds since Girls ended. she was on the chubby side already then but shes gone full whale mode since then

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like that transsexual meme guy from Ukraine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I read somewhere that her husband is a feeder

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where is Robert Bowers when you need him?

        My god israelites are hideous freaks. It’s like a scientist tried to turn a rat and a pig into humans.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's becoming the Witch of the Waste from Howl's Moving Castle

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well memed. I see it now.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my planet
    >my Arakkis
    >my Dune

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a shmoo

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
    The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >your slampig has evolved into a slamwarthog

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was actually kind of cute years ago

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >knees all bruised up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah after Girls ended there was a millisecond where she got lost a lot of weight and looked decent for once and seemed like she was gonna turn it around, then outta nowhere exploded into a 350 pound landwhale

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She says it's a medical condition or something. Probably cope, but maybe she does have something idk.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She got engaged and then married and immediately blew the frick up. There’s no medical condition. She now claims to have Ehlers-Danlos syndromes which is the new trendy condition that ugly fat women claim to have instead of fibromyalgia. It’s a load of shit.
          >Ehlers–Danlos syndromes (EDS) are a group of 13 genetic connective-tissue disorders.[7] Symptoms often include loose joints, joint pain, stretchy velvety skin, and abnormal scar formation.[1] These may be noticed at birth or in early childhood.[3] Complications may include aortic dissection, joint dislocations, scoliosis, chronic pain, or early osteoarthritis.[1][4] The current classification was last updated in 2017, when a number of rarer forms of EDS were added.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek, only person I know IRL who claims to have this is an autistic BPD girl I used to frick. She was completely out of her fricking mind, so this checks out.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >get married
            >get fat
            Always the same with hedonistic women. Mark my words, if you settle down with a woman who fricked a lot of men, she will get fat because she values short term pleasures over long term satisfaction.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Throw Lena from the Train.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She will just bounce around

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, I thought she got strangled by that chick.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a fat, ugly israelite. Imagine having stinky, sweaty, shameful, repugnant unprotected sex with her and a fat friend.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      id let them blow me but honestly id be too disgusted to even touch them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want them to sit on my face.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you suicidal?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do that and you'll lose more than your virginity captain ahab.

          I would die happy, that's more than most people get.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Please only think about it, but never actually "dew" it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do that and you'll lose more than your virginity captain ahab.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Live view of the photographer taking the picture

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell them bring that over here, you need a seat, I’ll volunteer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fat women with small breasts are depressing

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They spent so much money advertising Girls with articles about how Lena Dunham is nasty and disgusting but that's COOL and TRENDY!

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Girls gets critiqued as too white
    >Next season Glover plays a black Republican
    She kinda based

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Leia killed him on the barge....my bad.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thinking stellan skarsgard was fortunate to edge her out for the role in dune

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >38

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that she shoved pebbles up her baby sister's vegana.

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