Romance in Dragon Ball is beyond terrible. Only Gohan and Videl was kind of cute and romantic, but then Gohan was ruined as a character anyway.
It was okay, but kind of weird anyway. Visually they just don't look good together. 18 is a beautiful tall blonde and Krillin a bald noseless manlet. It's hard to take their relationship seriously.
Krillin x 18 makes perfect sense
One: he saved her life, when everyone else wanted to kill her.
Two: He's the strongest human on Earth. Like ever.
Three: His best friend, Goku, is the strongest person in the entire galaxy. And his second best friend, Bulma, is one of the richest people alive
Four: They both share a passion in fighting and training, thus granting them great compatibility
From a social status standpoint, Krillin is incredibly attractive and well connected
And that Manlet is literally the strongest human in the universe. And his best friend is the strongest mortal in the multiverse
10 months ago
Anonymous
the way you keep mentioning goku as a "plus" for why 18 would want Krillin makes it seem as though you insert as krillin when you jerk off to hentai of Goku and 18 fricking
10 months ago
Anonymous
Having the respect and admiration of the strongest mortal in the multiverse surely accounts for something on the social ladder, no? You wouldnt know that, though, because nobody knows who (you) are LOL
10 months ago
Anonymous
>because nobody knows who (you) are LOL
more people know me than you, because what you just tried is a brown person tactic and unlike you I'm white, and inherently more valuable
10 months ago
Anonymous
"more [HEADCANON]" alright man
10 months ago
Anonymous
You being Mexican or South American is not headcanon, it's confirmed by how deadly serious you're taking DBZ shipping and power levels.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>basic social awareness is considered hyper-autism about dbz shipping and power levels
damn...
10 months ago
Anonymous
>applying social awareness DBZ
Yes, autism. Specifically Latino autism.
I'm autistic about shit to, brother, but I'm white so the stuff I obsess over is a lot less gay and childish than shonen anime.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Whatever you say, anon
10 months ago
Anonymous
>And that Manlet is literally the strongest human in the universe
That's Tien. Or even Gohan if you wanna get technical
Also, not really a high bar to clear
10 months ago
Anonymous
>That's Tien.
Akira Toriyama literally confirmed its Krillin >Or even Gohan
Half alien. Doesn't count.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Akira Toriyama literally confirmed its Krillin
Tien is stronger though >Half alien. Doesn't count.
Racist
10 months ago
Anonymous
Tien isn’t stronger than krillin. Tien falls off after the cell saga and is weaker than krillin in super and gt. Especially in super where krillin was doing beam struggles against goku in super saiyan blue form while tiens life was in danger when gohan smacked him around. Doesn’t matter anyway because tien also doesn’t get into romantic relationships and rejects womens advances
10 months ago
Anonymous
>in super and gt.
Wow, I don't care
10 months ago
Anonymous
Didn’t ask
10 months ago
Anonymous
Neither did I before, but you answered anyway
10 months ago
Anonymous
So?
10 months ago
Anonymous
So what?
10 months ago
Anonymous
So gargle my balls you homosexual frick.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Don't be so mad homie
10 months ago
Anonymous
Cope.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Seethe
10 months ago
Anonymous
Dilate x1000.
10 months ago
Anonymous
ACK-yourself times Infinity
10 months ago
Anonymous
>That's Tien.
Akira Toriyama literally confirmed its Krillin >Or even Gohan
Half alien. Doesn't count.
Tien is apparently descended from some sort of tree eyed alien race too
10 months ago
Anonymous
>some sort of tree eyed alien race too
That makes zero sense.
What race, where.
Yeah I just sent a text to my best friends Superman and Elonma Musk making fun of that anon haha. Whoops, time for me to go maintain a highly coveted athletic world record, we'll talk later tho anon PEACE
Pretty sure that's wrong. We see how Krillin is smitten by her. How 18 chooses to kiss Krillin on the cheek when she could have killed him. How Krillin rescues her when he didn't have to. There's many seeds planted.
That's basically every DB relationship
Gohan and Videl also had a fleshed out arc where they got to know each other.
>There's many seeds planted.
None of them are good. Krillen is infatuated without knowing anything about her besides the fact that she's hot. She kisses him because he's harmless and weak and later on because his boner does most of the thinking when he decides to doom the earth for the change of getting some poon
It was okay, but kind of weird anyway. Visually they just don't look good together. 18 is a beautiful tall blonde and Krillin a bald noseless manlet. It's hard to take their relationship seriously.
That scene was absolute fricking bullshit. Trunks would NEVER act like shy and nervous kid around 18. She fricking destroyed his world and he killed her for it. Trunks should have gone SS2 the moment he saw 18 and required multiple characters holding him down before someone could explain she's not evil in this timeline.
>before someone could explain she's not evil in this timeline.
Why would he do that? He's literally standing there when Krillin makes the wish to save her.
I have mixed feelings about how Future Trunks killed the androids and cell in his timeline. I wish the fights lasted longer but it makes sense how easily he bodied them. It just felt very rushed and anticlimatic
Future Trunks was always that kind of character - no bullshit, no screaming. Just stick the pointy end of the sword into people or explode them with his strongest attack.
10 months ago
Anonymous
This is true, Trunks was always quick to get the job done as fast as possible. He was raised in a world he couldn't be moronic in and go "Waku waku, I'm getting excited!" or "Don't you want to see how strong he is?" like the other two. I'd have liked to see Trunks drag out 18's beating, Spopovich style, but I don't blame him one bit for turning her into cookie crumbs instantly. She did have a bomb in her after all and that version of 18 was completely unhinged
hard disagree. Future Trunks grew up in a broken world and he was not a guy who enjoyed fighting, to him it was more of a necessity for the sake of survival. He's the only Sayian who fights to get things done.
The way he just straight up atomizes them all was absolutely perfect and to this day it's my favourite episode of DBZ.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Future Trunks is Vegeta without the ego or penchant for throwing won fights.
He does not frick around and toy with someone he knows he's got beat. He just fricking kills them and moves on.
Future Trunks was stronger than SP Cell, same as Vegeta was. SP cell was so far beyond the androids he took them like they were nothing. It makes sense that he ragdolled them as fast as he did because he's so far beyond them that the "fight" was over before it began
I literally said it makes sense how easily he bodied them. Again it just felt anticlimactic. Maybe make the fight last a little longer with them doing a call back of Future Gohan 2 v. 1 but this time the androids are the ones on the backfoot.
SSJ2 Gohan absolutely destroying Bojack was still hype despite the fight lasting less than a minute. Same with Goku vs Cooler. Wish maybe Trunks had his moment to power up, making the androids shit themselves and then proceed to destroy them
Future Trunks is Vegeta without the ego or penchant for throwing won fights.
He does not frick around and toy with someone he knows he's got beat. He just fricking kills them and moves on.
Future Trunks was stronger than SP Cell, same as Vegeta was. SP cell was so far beyond the androids he took them like they were nothing. It makes sense that he ragdolled them as fast as he did because he's so far beyond them that the "fight" was over before it began
That scene was absolute fricking bullshit. Trunks would NEVER act like shy and nervous kid around 18. She fricking destroyed his world and he killed her for it. Trunks should have gone SS2 the moment he saw 18 and required multiple characters holding him down before someone could explain she's not evil in this timeline.
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Krillin x 18 makes perfect sense
One: he saved her life, when everyone else wanted to kill her.
Two: He's the strongest human on Earth. Like ever.
Three: His best friend, Goku, is the strongest person in the entire galaxy. And his second best friend, Bulma, is one of the richest people alive
Four: They both share a passion in fighting and training, thus granting them great compatibility
From a social status standpoint, Krillin is incredibly attractive and well connected
No, it wasn't. He risked the end of the whole world for this android who drove humanity to near extinction in the future and was trying to kill his best friend all because she got his dick wet when she kissed him. It made Krillin look like a awful and selfish moron. I hate morons like you who don't think that was terrible writing.
>make/enter thread meant for debating a certain series >someone says how the points you're making are stupid >UUUUUUHHHH BRO ITS JUST A KIDS SHOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY OR DEBATE IT
Yeah, I think you're the braindead moron here.
>He risked the end of the whole world for this android who drove humanity to near extinction in the future and was trying to kill his best friend all because she got his dick wet when she kissed him.
BASED
It comes out of nowhere and it only happened because Toriyama knew Krilin was never going to be relevant again so he wanted to give him a happy ending. Toriyama himself has admitted this.
>NOOOOOOO the kid who never really wanted to fight STOPPED FIGHTING???! >His character is RUINED!
His character wasnt ruined it was the perfectly logical end point for him. DB are simply moronic mongoloids who thought he should be goku 2.0 though.
it was chichi that didn't want him to fight, moron. he loves fighting and understands he has to fight, which is why he never totally stops training. he literally says that he loves martial arts and still attends the world tournaments. >the logical conclusion of the strongest character is that he stops fighting
god you're fricking dumb. everyone knows gohan was in line to replace goku which is why they bring it up. it was the driving force of the cell saga. this isn't just some imagined fantasy fans made up. i want to believe you can't be this stupid, but unfortunately i know you are since only a stupid person can be so openly brazen about their stupidity. frick you dude. i fricking hate you.
But the whole point was him learning that he HAD to fight because his dad wouldn't be around forever to protect the Earth and he was by far the most certified candidate.
Why he was was lame but them's the breaks in an universe created by a guy that doesn't do supporting cast with any real impact
The point is he’s an alien that ages much slower than humans.
It doesn’t matter if he’s close to her age when he physically looks half that age well into his late teens
Naruto or Dragon Ball are not about romances so the relationships either suck or end up without build up. Originally Bulma suppose to just suck and frick Yamcha. There was no plan for sayian saga.
Japanese animes and mangas in general are terrible at writing good female characters, almost like their creators tend to be shut in obsessive nerds with little to no experience with women, and the usual Japanese female character tropes don't lend themselves to good characterization anyway. I'm struggling to think of a 'big' series that had a decent female character that wasn't just a trope checklist and I'm drawing a blank. Bulma seems like the best one at the moment.
>Japanese animes and mangas in general are terrible at writing good female characters
You talk as if the west is any good
Good female characters are an exception in all forms of media
Aside from being the sensible choice, the hero needs to end up with trad girl—Naruto marries Hinata, Goku marries Chichi, Cpt. Bright marries Mirai—lest the little boys watching go on to marry chicks with blue hair.
I never watched Naruto and always thought it was strange he ended up with the boring looking girl, as opposed to the spunky pink haired girl who had more of a presence.
Sakura never wanted naruto and the only time she did she was just trying to trick him into not looking for sasuke anymore.
Hinata always had a crush on naruto and it really starts to get pushed in the chuunin exams when he becomes her cheerleader in her match.
>All those parallels with the love of her life >for nothing
Lame as all frick
10 months ago
Anonymous
I know that Kishimoto has a bad reputation for the way he writes his girls but man, Japs in general really think that older women shouldn't ever be happy.
Kishi gave us lots of hot grills. He covered 90% of fetishs. The only one he missed was big booba negress but despite being jap he even draw a negress.
Naruto girls always looked hot to me in concept then I see how Kishimoto actually draws them in the manga and I understand why Naruto's had the most porn out of the Big 3.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Japs in general really think that older women shouldn't ever be happy.
It's very weird
They're a society where people live till they're 100 and act like a woman not married at 26 is over
10 months ago
Anonymous
It's just boomer mentality, that's all. The more a man ages, the more he craves for younger pussy. Why do you think Kishi also pointed out that Tsunade wanted to keep herself young with her chakra despite being a total GILF?
10 months ago
Anonymous
When she doesn’t have the chrakra on she is basically wilted. They show it when she’s in a coma i think either during or right before the big war
10 months ago
Anonymous
It didn't work exactly like that. From what I recall, Tsunade looked like a mummy there because of some bullshit rebirth ninjutsu that she kept using to keep herself alive in that moment.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Japanese women over the age of 25 are called christmas cakes, because nobody wants a christmas cake after the 25th.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>nobody wants a christmas cake after the 25th.
How crazy. I always want cake. >The whole christmas cake meme isn't based on reality anymore.
I find it somewhat charming that media tropes in Japan go across generations
Nobody has seen a a classic bancho on the streets for like 20 years now, but they still pop up in mangas today, same style as in the 80s
I heard the popularity of gyaro characters in manga and anime even brought the style back to real life
10 months ago
Anonymous
Which is doubly ironic because no one in Japan marries that young anymore. The average is like 30 nowadays.
It's like they think it's still 1960s or something. The whole christmas cake meme isn't based on reality anymore.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Naruto's had the most porn out of the Big 3.
I think it's because it also had some of best dedicated artists
Naruhodo has been drawing porn of it for a decade and a half now
10 months ago
Anonymous
>I think it's because it also had some of best dedicated artists
For better or for worse, see the Hinata and Ay dude. >Naruhodo has been drawing porn of it for a decade and a half now
His Tsunade doujinshi have always been pretty nice, I think Naruhodo's also tried to take a swing at Nami hentai but it doesn't hit as good as his Naruto stuff.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>For better or for worse, see the Hinata and Ay dude
Yeah. Just some great art going towards that. >His Tsunade doujinshi have always been pretty nice
Yep. Interestingly enough he seems to be drawing her less these days, which is a real shame cause his art is better than ever
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Interestingly enough he seems to be drawing her less these days, which is a real shame cause his art is better than ever
I've noticed that as well and I agree with your sentiment there. Seems like he's favouring other Naruto and One Piece girls overall.
But we shall never forget the classics.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>that panel of nardo sucking on Tsunade's breasts while Sakura blows him
That one might be his best series yet
10 months ago
Anonymous
Link
10 months ago
Anonymous
https://nhentai.net/g/314781/
10 months ago
Anonymous
Nice. Honestly, I'm such a sucker for old gags that even seeing Nardo come behind Tsunade and ripping off her clothes or just motorboating her big breasts makes me hard as frick.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I've exposed to much better drawn hentai but back then, seeing some 40 of these Tsunade breasts was life changing
Even years later, Nardo and Tsunadofull on doujinshi this good is hard to come by
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, the Tsunade and Nardo doujinshi by Naurhodo really hold a special place in my heart. They have great sentimental value on top of being quality even if the art isn't the creme of the crop. Still remember the first time I've found out about them, it was also one my first times cranking to hentai to and I almost made a whole mess since I heard my mom coming back home from work just as I was done.
10 months ago
Anonymous
For shure.
I think his one with Tsunade on the bath house was one of my first ever
Insane coomings
10 months ago
Anonymous
I hope this whole hentai doujin thing isn't something you consume seriously. That stuff is for people who can't get the real thing.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>I hope this whole hentai doujin thing isn't something you consume seriously
Unfortunately it is.
I have books recording of how much of my seed I spill towards it, advances mathematical equations in my white board how much of my vital essence I can spend before getting weakened by it and special laminated copies printed on pliable aluminum for special cooms. >That stuff is for people who can't get the real thing.
Tbh, it has been a while. It's mostly due to apathy though. People are just exhausting to deal with, women even more. Add in my lack of social media presence and it just becomes more work than the benefits can bring. Like, one chick I brought home vomited on my carpet. Carpet cleaning is expensive and there's high class prostitutes that frick phenomenally well that will pick you up in their cars and frick you in either a motel or their houses
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Japs in general really think that older women shouldn't ever be happy
It's bceause they're not. Women hate being alone 99% of the time
10 months ago
Anonymous
Kishi gave us lots of hot grills. He covered 90% of fetishs. The only one he missed was big booba negress but despite being jap he even draw a negress.
In any other manga, that probably would have been the result. But I’m about to give Toriyama credit, he knew it would have been weird to see this little boy who constantly acts like a little boy end up with this girl who acts like a teenage girl. This is the same guy who made a joke about Goku patting Bulma’s vulva and being shocked that she had no testicles There’s also the implication that he also regularly did this to Grandpa Gohan and slept on his balls. This is also the same guy who did a gag of Bulma exposing herself to Roshi.
So someone explain to me how even someone as stupid as Toriyama knew this, but George Lucas thought it was okay to introduce Anakin Skywalker as a literal child to Padme, a teenager.
The Japanese man made something less creepy than the American Hollywood filmmaker. Incredible.
>as a literal child to Padme, a teenager.
Padme is cannonically about 14, where Anakin is 10. Really not that far apart age wise when they meet again in Clones.
>Japanese humor
Toriyama probably jerked off to this. When I was younger and naive I though Japanese humor is just weird like that, but now I know they are the most degenerate perverts on the planet.
>as a literal child to Padme, a teenager.
Padme is cannonically about 14, where Anakin is 10. Really not that far apart age wise when they meet again in Clones.
Actually makes sense
She wanted to frick Goku, but he was married already and Gohan was too young at the time
>two aliens that magically get powerful when they hit the gym or they're beaten to a pulp >one is a tall prole but is the strongest one, very dumb >the other is a 5'11" dispossessed alien royalty but a tad weaker, incredibly arrogant
All things considered, Bulma did favour the Veblen over the average, even if raw power lacked somewhat.
Furthermore, she never really expressed interest in Goku, beyond that of a naive little brother.
Plus, although not as smart, Vegeta does reminds her of her father. Which goes to suggest Dr Briefs was very austere parent with Bulma, though the old age eventually mellowed him.
This was retconned and Vegeta is now magically taller then Bulma
Also there was a study showing rich men don't care about boob size in women, it's possible the reverse is true for women and they just dont care about height the richer they are
>This was retconned and Vegeta is now magically taller then Bulma
So she's like 4'11" now?
Cause Vegeta was teenage sized and Bulma was tall for a girl
Good pick. But for me? It's Bulma in the bunny suit.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Bulma in the bunny suit.
Very hot
Unfortunately nearly all porn of it is actually Oolong for some reason
My perception is tainted
10 months ago
Anonymous
>for some reason
I mean, he's the one who basically put her in that suit.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Still, no reason for to actually be there in the porn
I wanna jerk off to Bulma not Oolong-as-Bulma
10 months ago
Anonymous
>I wanna jerk off to Bulma not Oolong-as-Bulma
Anon, you might be a little confused about what happened in Dragon Ball. Bulma wore the bunny suit on her own because her clothes were still soaking wet after they got to Oolong's moving house.
It's certainly a good nominee for "most influential porn" with how many copies or similar premises it inspired
I wonder what PBX is doing these days. His art was always great
I'll always be sad he never finished that comic where Goten and Trunks travel through the multiverse and frick a bunch of anime MILFs from different series
I don't know why this weird timeskip with everyone being married to everyone is so common in shounen. It's weird.
I remember when Bleach ended and they showed Ichigo with Orihime and Rukia with Renji (?). Ichigo with Orihime or Rukia okay, but why pairing Rukia with some irrelevant character?
It's a natural progression of events and takes care of the lovey dovey stuff off screen, which is just how the audience likes it. You think it's weird? What's weird is a bunch of people all growing old and none of them hooking up with anyone. People naturally do that.
If you keep everyone single virgins then you end up with sad franchises like Resident Evil, where all the characters are now childless, single people in their late 40s.
There's nothing natural about this. Most people don't marry their childhood friends and usually there's barely any hints at romance before the epilogue where everyone is married and with children.
Why even add such epilogues? Most books and movies don't have them. It's mostly young adult fiction for some reason.
It's natural. Lots of people go out with friends they've known for a long time. If you went through the insane shounen plots with these characters you'd feel a connection with them too.
>What's weird is a bunch of people all growing old and none of them hooking up with anyone. People naturally do that.
Bullshit. People don't do that anymore "naturally" after a certain age or stage in their lives. The most obvious one (and subliminal) are the STDs pandemic. Look up any study and you'll find it shocking how many people are ill with an incurable sexual transmitted disease.
Then there's the issue of boredom. Sure, it may feel better for a couple of minutes but it ain't the hassle anymore to be worth any shit. Anyone who has had sex can tell you, firmly, it's really not a big deal. The whole "dead bedroom" thing happens when even spouses realised sex wasn't the shit it was amped up to be, too much of a hassle to prepare, and now they settle for intimacy, trust.
Incels really think it's some sacrosanct thing... it isn't. Hell, for any bimbo b***h that you may consider at least a 9, there's always a guy who's tired of her bullshit.
>If you keep everyone single virgins then you end up with sad franchises like Resident Evil, where all the characters are now childless, single people in their late 40s.
Leon has type-2 herpes. He protected Ashley from himself.
Oh, lots of little things. Saying random characters have STDs. Believing that pessimism leads to transcendence. Stuff like that.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Oh, lots of little things. Saying random characters have STDs.
They do. Real-life is often portrayed in such a way to reflect it fully. Why else would you have childless characters in their 40s, to paraphrase you? STDs, dummy. And chronic fear of getting STDs from a sexual partner. Once you get it, it's game over. They reflect that, unless you're an autist or something, you don't understand the subtleties.
Since I put Leon as an example, why wouldn't it make sense? He has the looks, the power, phisique & clearly swam in pussy... until he got herpes or some other venereal that is incurable. From then on, no b***hes, only the career-focusing. He didn't want to infect Ashley & exploit her innocence, he literally gave her advice to "find a better guy than me". If that too ain't saying something, you have problems turning it into scriptwriting convenience.
>Believing that pessimism leads to transcendence.
Two observations.
One, that's not pessimism. That's living & coming to terms that a lot of things you've been taught in life prove to be bullshit or nothingburgers.
Two, there's nothing wrong with "pessimism" paving way to transcendence.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Why else would you have childless characters in their 40s, to paraphrase you?
Poor writing. You don't know Leon if you think he sleeps around. He found his waifu at the age of 20. The writers just never found time to give him Ada. You gonna say everyone else in the series has an STD as well? It's not just Leon who's alone and childless.
Furthermore, cynicism is not clarity. It's a shield people use to protect themselves from the disappointment of failure. You can't lose if you were betting on not succeeding.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Poor writing.
It's not poor writing, though. I already told you this. It reflects society at large, embodied in fictional characters, with a lot of advantages but with that one particular Achilles heel weakness – or two, or three.
>You don't know Leon if you think he sleeps around. He found his waifu at the age of 20. The writers just never found time to give him Ada.
It's implicit. You don't need to see him have a one-night stand with a b***h, exclaiming the next days he feels something, only to get tested & be confirmed with herpes. You can't be this autistic, c'mon.
The fact that it made you interested why RE characters are alone is good for your intuition skill, but you self-terminated cliche'd yourself j'accusing "bad writing".
You should stop from listening to your pastor or vicar, and start thinking for yourself. If you want to, you can borrow my argument(s).
>You gonna say everyone else in the series has an STD as well? It's not just Leon who's alone and childless.
I'd say, the majority of them are STD positive. Others are avoiding the risk of getting infected (fear of getting infected), homosexual/lesbian orientation, asexuals, misanthropes, low/middle class (invisible men/women), congenital diseases or handicaps, and low interest in intimate relationship (not exactly asexual, mind you, just indifferent).
I could go on...
>Furthermore, cynicism is not clarity. It's a shield people use to protect themselves from the disappointment of failure. You can't lose if you were betting on not succeeding.
Better to lose hope in humanity than to become addicted by [religious] guilt/shame in a masochistic fashion.
Leon has type-2 herpes, get over it...
10 months ago
Anonymous
The optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always rush to blow it out?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Because the pessimist already knows it's a lie.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You're an absolute idiot but I can also recognize the fact that you don't socialize often and are relying mainly on sensationalist news and media to get your facts from life, which makes you seem extremely autistic.
>why pairing Rukia with some irrelevant character?
Kubo tried to pair them since Soul Society with Renji asking for Ichigo to go save her. When Orihime also confessed to Ichigo, it was actually over.
>Everyone must end with the first girl
I will forever give props to the Hantsu x Trash author for not doing this and having the MC end up with the girl that was actually best for him.
It's just an element to show progression, even if romance was never the focus
You're supposed to get married and have the kids and showing that is the sign of the passing time and a happy ending >Rukia with Renji (?)
Tbf he sat that up on Renji's second appearance already. If if it didn't make any sense with his first
Before that it kinda seemed she was going with either Ichigo or Uryuu
I don't know, I would've liked to see it happen. She seemed pretty infatuated with him when he showed up all grown up at the 23rd budokai and she might have confessed to him if Chi Chi hadn't shown up
Women want sex just as much as men. You ever seen your niece swimming in your pool and suddenly she realises the pool jet feels good on her lady parts, so she starts getting off on the jet while assuming nobody notices?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Hahaha
What a story anon
Tell me more about your sexy niece and how the state you live in allows for no knock raids
10 months ago
Anonymous
Literally everyone in the family saw what she was doing. Her mom made fun of her for it when she came back in. She was so embarrassed that it might have fricked her up a little.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Haha,
Imagine if someone filmed it
Hahaha
And then posted it on this completely anonymous and safe image forum
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Women want sex just as much as men.
I've heard/read this trope before but it's not true. Life experiences n' all of that.
They can get sex whenever they want, that's true, but it's not "they crave for sex just as men". That's not true, at all.
They can mentally switch off from wanting dick (real meat or toys). I'm not kidding. For forever even, if they want to.
Women want sex just as much as men. You ever seen your niece swimming in your pool and suddenly she realises the pool jet feels good on her lady parts, so she starts getting off on the jet while assuming nobody notices?
To be fair, young girls do act like that because they're curious most of the times. If you want to prove that women want sex as bad as men do, just go to the beach with your horny aunt.
10 months ago
Anonymous
10 months ago
Anonymous
She wasn't that explicit but she was still telling me to hold up her towel while she was changing and shit, well knowing that her breasts were still pretty big for her age.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Prove it then.
I'm not the virgin here.
And when you meet their girl friends, mothers, aunt's, you discover some shocking things (as a man) about a woman's brain. I could write a doctoral thesis on this but I know I am right.
More than that, I can't prove you shit on an image board.
You sound like a virgin. I've known plenty of women who beg for wiener constantly. I wanna frick less than they do. You either suck at sex, haven't had any and are just lying or you have a small dick.
It's not poor writing, though. I already told you this. It reflects society at large, embodied in fictional characters, with a lot of advantages but with that one particular Achilles heel weakness – or two, or three.
>You don't know Leon if you think he sleeps around. He found his waifu at the age of 20. The writers just never found time to give him Ada.
It's implicit. You don't need to see him have a one-night stand with a b***h, exclaiming the next days he feels something, only to get tested & be confirmed with herpes. You can't be this autistic, c'mon.
The fact that it made you interested why RE characters are alone is good for your intuition skill, but you self-terminated cliche'd yourself j'accusing "bad writing".
You should stop from listening to your pastor or vicar, and start thinking for yourself. If you want to, you can borrow my argument(s).
>You gonna say everyone else in the series has an STD as well? It's not just Leon who's alone and childless.
I'd say, the majority of them are STD positive. Others are avoiding the risk of getting infected (fear of getting infected), homosexual/lesbian orientation, asexuals, misanthropes, low/middle class (invisible men/women), congenital diseases or handicaps, and low interest in intimate relationship (not exactly asexual, mind you, just indifferent).
I could go on...
>Furthermore, cynicism is not clarity. It's a shield people use to protect themselves from the disappointment of failure. You can't lose if you were betting on not succeeding.
Better to lose hope in humanity than to become addicted by [religious] guilt/shame in a masochistic fashion.
Are you me?
To this day, onsens and kimonos are a huge fricking turn on for me.
God, used to do karate and sorta-date this chick in the class. I was too young to be fricking yet, but just undressing her a bit to make out still gives me such a bienr
>onsens and kimonos
Hell yeah, anon. That's what I'm talking about, even better when the kimono can't contain every woman's curve. >God, used to do karate and sorta-date this chick in the class. I was too young to be fricking yet, but just undressing her a bit to make out still gives me such a bienr
King shit, anon. You were one lucky son a b***h and make me so jealous, kek. Closest thing I've ever experienced to an onsen was going to a private sauna with my parents back when I still was in elementary school and unfortunately, the only female speciman with us there was a foreign granny.
Lawd, yes >unfortunately, the only female speciman with us there was a foreign granny
Shame.
Although I've never went to a mixed sauna.
But speaking of terrible visions in elementary school, I remember once going to a water park and having the displeasure of watching a 200 pound manatee wearing a tiny bikini once
That shit should be illegal
I was going to recommend you read Inn Wife by Karma Tatsuro, but I just googled it and it turns out the doujin is difficult to read for free now. Oh well.
Yeah. I DL'd a bunch of Karma Tatsuro stuff before fakku locked away tons of doujins. Literally by saving each image manually since I didn't know how to get them all at once. This much have been over 12 years ago. I can't believe I still have some of them. If you want I can upload Inn Wife for you.
I remember doing the same with USA's stuff >If you want I can upload Inn Wife for you.
That's very nice of you to offer anon, but it's alright. There has to be some french or spanish copy around somewhere.
Because sometimes boys and girls can just hang out together and be friends without anything happening between them. And the expectation that such a pair is supposed to frick at some point was already boring by 1984.
It's not poor writing, though. I already told you this. It reflects society at large, embodied in fictional characters, with a lot of advantages but with that one particular Achilles heel weakness – or two, or three.
>You don't know Leon if you think he sleeps around. He found his waifu at the age of 20. The writers just never found time to give him Ada.
It's implicit. You don't need to see him have a one-night stand with a b***h, exclaiming the next days he feels something, only to get tested & be confirmed with herpes. You can't be this autistic, c'mon.
The fact that it made you interested why RE characters are alone is good for your intuition skill, but you self-terminated cliche'd yourself j'accusing "bad writing".
You should stop from listening to your pastor or vicar, and start thinking for yourself. If you want to, you can borrow my argument(s).
>You gonna say everyone else in the series has an STD as well? It's not just Leon who's alone and childless.
I'd say, the majority of them are STD positive. Others are avoiding the risk of getting infected (fear of getting infected), homosexual/lesbian orientation, asexuals, misanthropes, low/middle class (invisible men/women), congenital diseases or handicaps, and low interest in intimate relationship (not exactly asexual, mind you, just indifferent).
I could go on...
>Furthermore, cynicism is not clarity. It's a shield people use to protect themselves from the disappointment of failure. You can't lose if you were betting on not succeeding.
Better to lose hope in humanity than to become addicted by [religious] guilt/shame in a masochistic fashion.
He's talked about it in interviews. He hates romance stories in general and wanted nothing to do with them. What little there is in dragonball is primarily a result of pressure from his editor.
The original Dragonball gang were kino together and I get pangs of nostalgia thinking about them together if though they werent together that long and I only watched Dragonball years after first watched Z
Better question, why does Toriyama cut all the attractive women's hair? Bulma, Videl all went to instant hag. Other anime does this too. Is it because it's easier to animate?
I think Japan has a thing where cutting the hair is symbolic of change or something
I guess Bulma's constant hair changes were sn exception to show she was a trendy woman
Goku cares about his family, it's just that before Dragon Ball Minus retcons Saiyans literally did not have a family unit like Earthlings do, so it's not something he understands. To Saiyans, the family unit is the combat squad, Beijita was the rare exception as he was royalty, which is probably why he settled better into a domestic life than Goku ever did.
There was literally never any chemistry between them. She is Goku's Aqua. Extremely useful in a limited set of circumstances and otherwise just there to get him into trouble and to cause comedy with her character flaws.
How much better would it have been if DBZ ended in the Cell Saga. Then we would have a Shippuden, Boruto style continuation with Gohan as the lead as he comes to term with being the new protector of Earth and having to deal with the force of evil that is Buu?
Who do we blame for not letting Goku pass the mantle to Gohan?
>Who do we blame for not letting Goku pass the mantle to Gohan?
I heard it was the readers that didn't like Gohan when the time skip happened.
I don't know how truth that is though, because I remember the polls around the end of the Cell Saga put him as the most popular character and if there's one thing Boruto proves is that no amount of fan whining compares to the dollars (yen?) that keeping a multimillion dollar IP going generates
Well, if Super is proof of anything is that Toriyama chases the money. He can say that he didnt want his legacy to end with Evolution but at this point its bullshit. I remember being so mad that Gohan was being prepped during the Buu Saga to take on Buu but then gets fricked.
It wasn’t readers, it was Toriyama himself. Readers liked Gohan as the protagonist but Toriyama couldn’t figure how to make it work so he just switched back to Goku.
because he was dumb as frick and chi chi already claimed him while he was away from her, canonically goku is a sex haver but probably wasn't awake when it happened. Because he says in the super manga he doesn't know how you make a baby.
Goku has massive brain damage from the beatings he's taken over several decades, not to mention his initial crash to earth which literally reprogrammed him. He probably just has massive lapses in memory. This is a better explanation than that moron Toriyama constantly dumbing him down to original DB levels because he can't actually write character development.
Chi-Chi took Goku, before Bulma even had a chance and she was dating Yamucha. Later on, Bulma seems to regret not getting with Goku, and then gets with another Saiyan like him with Vegeta.
Whille romance in DB is terribly executed (It's a shonen manga what do you expect), I do like the dynamics between male and female characters.
18 for example, turns from Gohan killer to Gohan (and Goten, eventually) cool aunt and about the only person that would see through Goku's bullshit when everyone else pretty much went along with him. Even Vegeta of all people
One thing about Bulma no one points out is she a super super genius but she acts like a bimbo and like it kinda makes the character feel fake around people.
Romance in Dragon Ball is beyond terrible. Only Gohan and Videl was kind of cute and romantic, but then Gohan was ruined as a character anyway.
18 and Krillin's relationship played out quite well. Just chillin'
toriyama's biggest mistake. 18 should've ended up with Yamcha and krilin should die a virgin
Pure seethe, you gotta love it. Krillin won
Krillin x 18 makes perfect sense
One: he saved her life, when everyone else wanted to kill her.
Two: He's the strongest human on Earth. Like ever.
Three: His best friend, Goku, is the strongest person in the entire galaxy. And his second best friend, Bulma, is one of the richest people alive
Four: They both share a passion in fighting and training, thus granting them great compatibility
From a social status standpoint, Krillin is incredibly attractive and well connected
He's an ugly manlet.
And that Manlet is literally the strongest human in the universe. And his best friend is the strongest mortal in the multiverse
the way you keep mentioning goku as a "plus" for why 18 would want Krillin makes it seem as though you insert as krillin when you jerk off to hentai of Goku and 18 fricking
Having the respect and admiration of the strongest mortal in the multiverse surely accounts for something on the social ladder, no? You wouldnt know that, though, because nobody knows who (you) are LOL
>because nobody knows who (you) are LOL
more people know me than you, because what you just tried is a brown person tactic and unlike you I'm white, and inherently more valuable
"more [HEADCANON]" alright man
You being Mexican or South American is not headcanon, it's confirmed by how deadly serious you're taking DBZ shipping and power levels.
>basic social awareness is considered hyper-autism about dbz shipping and power levels
damn...
>applying social awareness DBZ
Yes, autism. Specifically Latino autism.
I'm autistic about shit to, brother, but I'm white so the stuff I obsess over is a lot less gay and childish than shonen anime.
Whatever you say, anon
>And that Manlet is literally the strongest human in the universe
That's Tien. Or even Gohan if you wanna get technical
Also, not really a high bar to clear
>That's Tien.
Akira Toriyama literally confirmed its Krillin
>Or even Gohan
Half alien. Doesn't count.
>Akira Toriyama literally confirmed its Krillin
Tien is stronger though
>Half alien. Doesn't count.
Racist
Tien isn’t stronger than krillin. Tien falls off after the cell saga and is weaker than krillin in super and gt. Especially in super where krillin was doing beam struggles against goku in super saiyan blue form while tiens life was in danger when gohan smacked him around. Doesn’t matter anyway because tien also doesn’t get into romantic relationships and rejects womens advances
>in super and gt.
Wow, I don't care
Didn’t ask
Neither did I before, but you answered anyway
So?
So what?
So gargle my balls you homosexual frick.
Don't be so mad homie
Cope.
Seethe
Dilate x1000.
ACK-yourself times Infinity
Tien is apparently descended from some sort of tree eyed alien race too
>some sort of tree eyed alien race too
That makes zero sense.
What race, where.
But enough about you
Five: there were no white men around at that time in the series
The Saiyan are white aryans from outer space.
saiyajin are jomon
Five: He's 4 foot 11 inches. That's 2 separate measurements by the way
>From a social status standpoint, Krillin is incredibly attractive and well connected
Holy fricking pathetic cope, kek
Yeah I just sent a text to my best friends Superman and Elonma Musk making fun of that anon haha. Whoops, time for me to go maintain a highly coveted athletic world record, we'll talk later tho anon PEACE
Based krillin appreciator got the lanklets seething
You will never be happy, you'll always be a miserable piece of shit and you'll never have sex.
Krillin is one of the only homies with a real job in universe
t. Krillin
they hated for he posted the truth
Is there anything worse than yamchagays?
All of which happened during a timeskip which then lead to almost zero character interaction between the two of them.
That's basically every DB relationship
Pretty sure that's wrong. We see how Krillin is smitten by her. How 18 chooses to kiss Krillin on the cheek when she could have killed him. How Krillin rescues her when he didn't have to. There's many seeds planted.
Gohan and Videl also had a fleshed out arc where they got to know each other.
>There's many seeds planted.
None of them are good. Krillen is infatuated without knowing anything about her besides the fact that she's hot. She kisses him because he's harmless and weak and later on because his boner does most of the thinking when he decides to doom the earth for the change of getting some poon
It was okay, but kind of weird anyway. Visually they just don't look good together. 18 is a beautiful tall blonde and Krillin a bald noseless manlet. It's hard to take their relationship seriously.
He grows his hair out when him and 18 get together. Tell me more about how you havent watched Dragonball
>Tell me more about how you havent watched Dragonball
this isn't the brag you think it is anon
There relationship is prefect hotwife NTR material
Alright Vegetagay relax
Dude is a massive chad when not compared to literal planet exploders plus probably the only decent male role model in her entire life.
Now hear me out
you might be moronic.
That scene was absolute fricking bullshit. Trunks would NEVER act like shy and nervous kid around 18. She fricking destroyed his world and he killed her for it. Trunks should have gone SS2 the moment he saw 18 and required multiple characters holding him down before someone could explain she's not evil in this timeline.
Super was a mistake
Heh.
>before someone could explain she's not evil in this timeline.
Why would he do that? He's literally standing there when Krillin makes the wish to save her.
I have mixed feelings about how Future Trunks killed the androids and cell in his timeline. I wish the fights lasted longer but it makes sense how easily he bodied them. It just felt very rushed and anticlimatic
Future Trunks was always that kind of character - no bullshit, no screaming. Just stick the pointy end of the sword into people or explode them with his strongest attack.
This is true, Trunks was always quick to get the job done as fast as possible. He was raised in a world he couldn't be moronic in and go "Waku waku, I'm getting excited!" or "Don't you want to see how strong he is?" like the other two. I'd have liked to see Trunks drag out 18's beating, Spopovich style, but I don't blame him one bit for turning her into cookie crumbs instantly. She did have a bomb in her after all and that version of 18 was completely unhinged
hard disagree. Future Trunks grew up in a broken world and he was not a guy who enjoyed fighting, to him it was more of a necessity for the sake of survival. He's the only Sayian who fights to get things done.
The way he just straight up atomizes them all was absolutely perfect and to this day it's my favourite episode of DBZ.
I literally said it makes sense how easily he bodied them. Again it just felt anticlimactic. Maybe make the fight last a little longer with them doing a call back of Future Gohan 2 v. 1 but this time the androids are the ones on the backfoot.
SSJ2 Gohan absolutely destroying Bojack was still hype despite the fight lasting less than a minute. Same with Goku vs Cooler. Wish maybe Trunks had his moment to power up, making the androids shit themselves and then proceed to destroy them
Future Trunks is Vegeta without the ego or penchant for throwing won fights.
He does not frick around and toy with someone he knows he's got beat. He just fricking kills them and moves on.
Future Trunks was stronger than SP Cell, same as Vegeta was. SP cell was so far beyond the androids he took them like they were nothing. It makes sense that he ragdolled them as fast as he did because he's so far beyond them that the "fight" was over before it began
Bro he literally rekts freezer in a single hit. A character that took an entire season to defeat.
Trunks and mai was good though
>cell saga never happened
No, it wasn't. He risked the end of the whole world for this android who drove humanity to near extinction in the future and was trying to kill his best friend all because she got his dick wet when she kissed him. It made Krillin look like a awful and selfish moron. I hate morons like you who don't think that was terrible writing.
In his defense, he's a bald manlet
And she's a smokeshow
Imagine 1989 Michelle Pfeiffer gave hints she mightve let you smash
You'd doom humanity too
Man, I get that this is a board where losers can take kids' media seriously, but damn my dude touch grass
>make/enter thread meant for debating a certain series
>someone says how the points you're making are stupid
>UUUUUUHHHH BRO ITS JUST A KIDS SHOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY OR DEBATE IT
Yeah, I think you're the braindead moron here.
Getting your dick wet isn't a euphemism for an erection. It's a euphemism for penetrative sex.
>He risked the end of the whole world for this android who drove humanity to near extinction in the future and was trying to kill his best friend all because she got his dick wet when she kissed him.
BASED
It comes out of nowhere and it only happened because Toriyama knew Krilin was never going to be relevant again so he wanted to give him a happy ending. Toriyama himself has admitted this.
Boo hoo homosexual
He wanted to be alone, he couldn't find the right companion
Made me actually laugh out loud thank you anon
>but then Gohan was [headcanon]
BEAST
>b-but Super is retar-
BEAST
Future Trunks x Future Mai is great
>NOOOOOOO the kid who never really wanted to fight STOPPED FIGHTING???!
>His character is RUINED!
His character wasnt ruined it was the perfectly logical end point for him. DB are simply moronic mongoloids who thought he should be goku 2.0 though.
JOBhan was a terrible decision
it was chichi that didn't want him to fight, moron. he loves fighting and understands he has to fight, which is why he never totally stops training. he literally says that he loves martial arts and still attends the world tournaments.
>the logical conclusion of the strongest character is that he stops fighting
god you're fricking dumb. everyone knows gohan was in line to replace goku which is why they bring it up. it was the driving force of the cell saga. this isn't just some imagined fantasy fans made up. i want to believe you can't be this stupid, but unfortunately i know you are since only a stupid person can be so openly brazen about their stupidity. frick you dude. i fricking hate you.
But the whole point was him learning that he HAD to fight because his dad wouldn't be around forever to protect the Earth and he was by far the most certified candidate.
Why he was was lame but them's the breaks in an universe created by a guy that doesn't do supporting cast with any real impact
Would have interfered with the intended relationship between them
She was too old for him by the time he grew up
They had to match him with someone his age
goku was 11 and bulma was 16
too old
Goku was 14, retconned in the first tournament to be 12, and retconned back to 14 in Minus. As of now, Goku and Bulma are two years apart.
goku is 15 at the beginning of dragonball. he's one year older than bulma. idk why people keep trying to argue, the dubs can say whatever they like
>goku is 15 at the beginning of dragonball
He's 12
The point is he’s an alien that ages much slower than humans.
It doesn’t matter if he’s close to her age when he physically looks half that age well into his late teens
Naruto or Dragon Ball are not about romances so the relationships either suck or end up without build up. Originally Bulma suppose to just suck and frick Yamcha. There was no plan for sayian saga.
Japanese animes and mangas in general are terrible at writing good female characters, almost like their creators tend to be shut in obsessive nerds with little to no experience with women, and the usual Japanese female character tropes don't lend themselves to good characterization anyway. I'm struggling to think of a 'big' series that had a decent female character that wasn't just a trope checklist and I'm drawing a blank. Bulma seems like the best one at the moment.
>Japanese animes and mangas in general are terrible at writing good female characters
You talk as if the west is any good
Good female characters are an exception in all forms of media
Actually Misato and Ritsuko from NGE are great characters but other than that it seems pretty bleak although I don't really watch that many shows.
Wasn't the original Dragon Ball just a retelling of Journey to the West?
kinda started out that way throughout the first arc but Toriyama tossed that away the second Goku started training with Roshi
Because Dragon Ball isn't a romance story and the hero only cares about fighting.
Romantic Ageru Yo
Because he's a child,
Aside from being the sensible choice, the hero needs to end up with trad girl—Naruto marries Hinata, Goku marries Chichi, Cpt. Bright marries Mirai—lest the little boys watching go on to marry chicks with blue hair.
>Bright marries Mirai
Damn bro I didn't even know what anime you were talking about and looked it up. Looks like it was made in the 60s.
>hinata literally has blue hair
Hard to notice the blue hair when you're staring at her traditional giant breasts.
I never watched Naruto and always thought it was strange he ended up with the boring looking girl, as opposed to the spunky pink haired girl who had more of a presence.
Sakura never wanted naruto and the only time she did she was just trying to trick him into not looking for sasuke anymore.
Hinata always had a crush on naruto and it really starts to get pushed in the chuunin exams when he becomes her cheerleader in her match.
Hinata actually liked him and did things for him
Sakura always liked Sasuke and acted like a huge c**t towards Naruto for half the series.
If you had, you'd know how terrible an option the pink haired one was
Nardo should have bred Ino tbh
Nardo should've bred lots of women
I don't understand the point of being President Ninja if you can't have more than one wife
Kishimoto not capitalizing on Nardo x Tsunade after her arc was his biggest sin.
His biggest sin was not capitalizing on Nardo x Tsunade
That's what I've said.
>All those parallels with the love of her life
>for nothing
Lame as all frick
I know that Kishimoto has a bad reputation for the way he writes his girls but man, Japs in general really think that older women shouldn't ever be happy.
Naruto girls always looked hot to me in concept then I see how Kishimoto actually draws them in the manga and I understand why Naruto's had the most porn out of the Big 3.
>Japs in general really think that older women shouldn't ever be happy.
It's very weird
They're a society where people live till they're 100 and act like a woman not married at 26 is over
It's just boomer mentality, that's all. The more a man ages, the more he craves for younger pussy. Why do you think Kishi also pointed out that Tsunade wanted to keep herself young with her chakra despite being a total GILF?
When she doesn’t have the chrakra on she is basically wilted. They show it when she’s in a coma i think either during or right before the big war
It didn't work exactly like that. From what I recall, Tsunade looked like a mummy there because of some bullshit rebirth ninjutsu that she kept using to keep herself alive in that moment.
Japanese women over the age of 25 are called christmas cakes, because nobody wants a christmas cake after the 25th.
>nobody wants a christmas cake after the 25th.
How crazy. I always want cake.
>The whole christmas cake meme isn't based on reality anymore.
I find it somewhat charming that media tropes in Japan go across generations
Nobody has seen a a classic bancho on the streets for like 20 years now, but they still pop up in mangas today, same style as in the 80s
I heard the popularity of gyaro characters in manga and anime even brought the style back to real life
Which is doubly ironic because no one in Japan marries that young anymore. The average is like 30 nowadays.
It's like they think it's still 1960s or something. The whole christmas cake meme isn't based on reality anymore.
>Naruto's had the most porn out of the Big 3.
I think it's because it also had some of best dedicated artists
Naruhodo has been drawing porn of it for a decade and a half now
>I think it's because it also had some of best dedicated artists
For better or for worse, see the Hinata and Ay dude.
>Naruhodo has been drawing porn of it for a decade and a half now
His Tsunade doujinshi have always been pretty nice, I think Naruhodo's also tried to take a swing at Nami hentai but it doesn't hit as good as his Naruto stuff.
>For better or for worse, see the Hinata and Ay dude
Yeah. Just some great art going towards that.
>His Tsunade doujinshi have always been pretty nice
Yep. Interestingly enough he seems to be drawing her less these days, which is a real shame cause his art is better than ever
>Interestingly enough he seems to be drawing her less these days, which is a real shame cause his art is better than ever
I've noticed that as well and I agree with your sentiment there. Seems like he's favouring other Naruto and One Piece girls overall.
But we shall never forget the classics.
>that panel of nardo sucking on Tsunade's breasts while Sakura blows him
That one might be his best series yet
Link
https://nhentai.net/g/314781/
Nice. Honestly, I'm such a sucker for old gags that even seeing Nardo come behind Tsunade and ripping off her clothes or just motorboating her big breasts makes me hard as frick.
I've exposed to much better drawn hentai but back then, seeing some 40 of these Tsunade breasts was life changing
Even years later, Nardo and Tsunadofull on doujinshi this good is hard to come by
Yeah, the Tsunade and Nardo doujinshi by Naurhodo really hold a special place in my heart. They have great sentimental value on top of being quality even if the art isn't the creme of the crop. Still remember the first time I've found out about them, it was also one my first times cranking to hentai to and I almost made a whole mess since I heard my mom coming back home from work just as I was done.
For shure.
I think his one with Tsunade on the bath house was one of my first ever
Insane coomings
I hope this whole hentai doujin thing isn't something you consume seriously. That stuff is for people who can't get the real thing.
>I hope this whole hentai doujin thing isn't something you consume seriously
Unfortunately it is.
I have books recording of how much of my seed I spill towards it, advances mathematical equations in my white board how much of my vital essence I can spend before getting weakened by it and special laminated copies printed on pliable aluminum for special cooms.
>That stuff is for people who can't get the real thing.
Tbh, it has been a while. It's mostly due to apathy though. People are just exhausting to deal with, women even more. Add in my lack of social media presence and it just becomes more work than the benefits can bring. Like, one chick I brought home vomited on my carpet. Carpet cleaning is expensive and there's high class prostitutes that frick phenomenally well that will pick you up in their cars and frick you in either a motel or their houses
>Japs in general really think that older women shouldn't ever be happy
It's bceause they're not. Women hate being alone 99% of the time
Kishi gave us lots of hot grills. He covered 90% of fetishs. The only one he missed was big booba negress but despite being jap he even draw a negress.
Tsunade was dead by the time Nardo starting getting his dick wet.
homie what
Imagine a village of children that are half gods like Nardo and sauce cake. Would FRICK those otsususususustki up the ass
I'm still hoping that Oda will be that based and make Luffy have an entire harem of princesses to choose from.
Luffy is married to adventure. I won't accept any ending that isnt Luffy blasting off in the Sunny declaring he will be king of the space pirates
Mate, Luffy can go still adventuring after having bred a couple of girls since he's a pirate. Plus we can't let Garp's genes go to waste like that.
In any other manga, that probably would have been the result. But I’m about to give Toriyama credit, he knew it would have been weird to see this little boy who constantly acts like a little boy end up with this girl who acts like a teenage girl. This is the same guy who made a joke about Goku patting Bulma’s vulva and being shocked that she had no testicles There’s also the implication that he also regularly did this to Grandpa Gohan and slept on his balls. This is also the same guy who did a gag of Bulma exposing herself to Roshi.
So someone explain to me how even someone as stupid as Toriyama knew this, but George Lucas thought it was okay to introduce Anakin Skywalker as a literal child to Padme, a teenager.
The Japanese man made something less creepy than the American Hollywood filmmaker. Incredible.
>as a literal child to Padme, a teenager.
Padme is cannonically about 14, where Anakin is 10. Really not that far apart age wise when they meet again in Clones.
That scene is a timeless example of Japanese humour.
>Japanese humor
Toriyama probably jerked off to this. When I was younger and naive I though Japanese humor is just weird like that, but now I know they are the most degenerate perverts on the planet.
is this how they actually animated it in the original anime ? I've never watched it so I don't know if this is some fan work.
it's been like 20+ years since I've seen it but the original is shorter and more to the point I think. He still slaps her pussy tho.
For a moment I got confused with the artstyle
Didn't look like the original. Did they redraw DB or something?
It’s from Path to Power.
>1996
Makes sense, it has the DBGT goku
no, this originally happens when they are in one of the capsule houses too not the rv
Original goku is rounder
It's a retelling movie from the DBGT era.
That's from a movie.
That's from the first movie. The same scene plays out in the show but not as well animated
That's Dragon Ball: Path to Power, a 1996 retelling of the Muscle Tower arc.
Do girls like it when you slap them on the pusy?
they definitely won't if you're the one doing it
No.
Almost all like to get slapped on the ass though
A lot in the face too
yes we do
YWNBAW
Padme knew what a sex was.
I forgot what a delicious cupcake Natalie Portman was
I wouldn't mind sampling Natalie's cupcake, I'll tell you that munch for free.
isn't she a different race than Chi Chi and Goku looks like Chi Chi despite being an alien?
Bulma’s a white girl.
Isn't goku, chi chi chinese. Bulma some american airhead.
Goku’s an alien. Chi Chi is definitely sone type of Asian and Bulma’s a white girl.
problematic age gap
Cuz he slapped her pussy.
It's "too obvious" and therefore we must go with a massively inferior route that never functions organically.
goku is so lucky
Because she was BUILT for BBC(Big Bejita wiener)
That's the most unbelievable part of DBZ, how did Bulma go for a raging manlet?
Actually makes sense
She wanted to frick Goku, but he was married already and Gohan was too young at the time
>two aliens that magically get powerful when they hit the gym or they're beaten to a pulp
>one is a tall prole but is the strongest one, very dumb
>the other is a 5'11" dispossessed alien royalty but a tad weaker, incredibly arrogant
All things considered, Bulma did favour the Veblen over the average, even if raw power lacked somewhat.
Furthermore, she never really expressed interest in Goku, beyond that of a naive little brother.
Plus, although not as smart, Vegeta does reminds her of her father. Which goes to suggest Dr Briefs was very austere parent with Bulma, though the old age eventually mellowed him.
This was retconned and Vegeta is now magically taller then Bulma
Also there was a study showing rich men don't care about boob size in women, it's possible the reverse is true for women and they just dont care about height the richer they are
>This was retconned and Vegeta is now magically taller then Bulma
So she's like 4'11" now?
Cause Vegeta was teenage sized and Bulma was tall for a girl
Bulma in this outfit is the first thing I ever fapped to. It was in Lord Slug.
For me? Namek Bulma
Good pick. But for me? It's Bulma in the bunny suit.
>Bulma in the bunny suit.
Very hot
Unfortunately nearly all porn of it is actually Oolong for some reason
My perception is tainted
>for some reason
I mean, he's the one who basically put her in that suit.
Still, no reason for to actually be there in the porn
I wanna jerk off to Bulma not Oolong-as-Bulma
>I wanna jerk off to Bulma not Oolong-as-Bulma
Anon, you might be a little confused about what happened in Dragon Ball. Bulma wore the bunny suit on her own because her clothes were still soaking wet after they got to Oolong's moving house.
Trannies
Because Vegeta is a much better match for her
>Luffy is married to adventure.
kamehasutra changed my life
It's certainly a good nominee for "most influential porn" with how many copies or similar premises it inspired
I wonder what PBX is doing these days. His art was always great
I'll always be sad he never finished that comic where Goten and Trunks travel through the multiverse and frick a bunch of anime MILFs from different series
Or that one with him fricking future Bulma
I don't know why this weird timeskip with everyone being married to everyone is so common in shounen. It's weird.
I remember when Bleach ended and they showed Ichigo with Orihime and Rukia with Renji (?). Ichigo with Orihime or Rukia okay, but why pairing Rukia with some irrelevant character?
It's a natural progression of events and takes care of the lovey dovey stuff off screen, which is just how the audience likes it. You think it's weird? What's weird is a bunch of people all growing old and none of them hooking up with anyone. People naturally do that.
If you keep everyone single virgins then you end up with sad franchises like Resident Evil, where all the characters are now childless, single people in their late 40s.
There's nothing natural about this. Most people don't marry their childhood friends and usually there's barely any hints at romance before the epilogue where everyone is married and with children.
Why even add such epilogues? Most books and movies don't have them. It's mostly young adult fiction for some reason.
It's natural. Lots of people go out with friends they've known for a long time. If you went through the insane shounen plots with these characters you'd feel a connection with them too.
>What's weird is a bunch of people all growing old and none of them hooking up with anyone. People naturally do that.
Bullshit. People don't do that anymore "naturally" after a certain age or stage in their lives. The most obvious one (and subliminal) are the STDs pandemic. Look up any study and you'll find it shocking how many people are ill with an incurable sexual transmitted disease.
Then there's the issue of boredom. Sure, it may feel better for a couple of minutes but it ain't the hassle anymore to be worth any shit. Anyone who has had sex can tell you, firmly, it's really not a big deal. The whole "dead bedroom" thing happens when even spouses realised sex wasn't the shit it was amped up to be, too much of a hassle to prepare, and now they settle for intimacy, trust.
Incels really think it's some sacrosanct thing... it isn't. Hell, for any bimbo b***h that you may consider at least a 9, there's always a guy who's tired of her bullshit.
>If you keep everyone single virgins then you end up with sad franchises like Resident Evil, where all the characters are now childless, single people in their late 40s.
Leon has type-2 herpes. He protected Ashley from himself.
You're crazy. No offense.
Ok, which part does it make me "crazy"?
Oh, lots of little things. Saying random characters have STDs. Believing that pessimism leads to transcendence. Stuff like that.
>Oh, lots of little things. Saying random characters have STDs.
They do. Real-life is often portrayed in such a way to reflect it fully. Why else would you have childless characters in their 40s, to paraphrase you? STDs, dummy. And chronic fear of getting STDs from a sexual partner. Once you get it, it's game over. They reflect that, unless you're an autist or something, you don't understand the subtleties.
Since I put Leon as an example, why wouldn't it make sense? He has the looks, the power, phisique & clearly swam in pussy... until he got herpes or some other venereal that is incurable. From then on, no b***hes, only the career-focusing. He didn't want to infect Ashley & exploit her innocence, he literally gave her advice to "find a better guy than me". If that too ain't saying something, you have problems turning it into scriptwriting convenience.
>Believing that pessimism leads to transcendence.
Two observations.
One, that's not pessimism. That's living & coming to terms that a lot of things you've been taught in life prove to be bullshit or nothingburgers.
Two, there's nothing wrong with "pessimism" paving way to transcendence.
>Why else would you have childless characters in their 40s, to paraphrase you?
Poor writing. You don't know Leon if you think he sleeps around. He found his waifu at the age of 20. The writers just never found time to give him Ada. You gonna say everyone else in the series has an STD as well? It's not just Leon who's alone and childless.
Furthermore, cynicism is not clarity. It's a shield people use to protect themselves from the disappointment of failure. You can't lose if you were betting on not succeeding.
>Poor writing.
It's not poor writing, though. I already told you this. It reflects society at large, embodied in fictional characters, with a lot of advantages but with that one particular Achilles heel weakness – or two, or three.
>You don't know Leon if you think he sleeps around. He found his waifu at the age of 20. The writers just never found time to give him Ada.
It's implicit. You don't need to see him have a one-night stand with a b***h, exclaiming the next days he feels something, only to get tested & be confirmed with herpes. You can't be this autistic, c'mon.
The fact that it made you interested why RE characters are alone is good for your intuition skill, but you self-terminated cliche'd yourself j'accusing "bad writing".
You should stop from listening to your pastor or vicar, and start thinking for yourself. If you want to, you can borrow my argument(s).
>You gonna say everyone else in the series has an STD as well? It's not just Leon who's alone and childless.
I'd say, the majority of them are STD positive. Others are avoiding the risk of getting infected (fear of getting infected), homosexual/lesbian orientation, asexuals, misanthropes, low/middle class (invisible men/women), congenital diseases or handicaps, and low interest in intimate relationship (not exactly asexual, mind you, just indifferent).
I could go on...
>Furthermore, cynicism is not clarity. It's a shield people use to protect themselves from the disappointment of failure. You can't lose if you were betting on not succeeding.
Better to lose hope in humanity than to become addicted by [religious] guilt/shame in a masochistic fashion.
Leon has type-2 herpes, get over it...
The optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always rush to blow it out?
Because the pessimist already knows it's a lie.
You're an absolute idiot but I can also recognize the fact that you don't socialize often and are relying mainly on sensationalist news and media to get your facts from life, which makes you seem extremely autistic.
>why pairing Rukia with some irrelevant character?
Kubo tried to pair them since Soul Society with Renji asking for Ichigo to go save her. When Orihime also confessed to Ichigo, it was actually over.
Japs don't deviate
Everyone must end with the first girl because the first shonen manga did it
>Everyone must end with the first girl
I will forever give props to the Hantsu x Trash author for not doing this and having the MC end up with the girl that was actually best for him.
It's just an element to show progression, even if romance was never the focus
You're supposed to get married and have the kids and showing that is the sign of the passing time and a happy ending
>Rukia with Renji (?)
Tbf he sat that up on Renji's second appearance already. If if it didn't make any sense with his first
Before that it kinda seemed she was going with either Ichigo or Uryuu
Why couldn't she remain alone? Renji was just a shitty jobber, Rukia was the main female character. It's kind of annoying to me.
>Why couldn't she remain alone?
I dunno, would've even made sense for the character considering she wants to be captain
I don't know, I would've liked to see it happen. She seemed pretty infatuated with him when he showed up all grown up at the 23rd budokai and she might have confessed to him if Chi Chi hadn't shown up
Unlike Chi Chi she was around Goku all the time and knew how much of a moron he was. Ok, Vegeta is a moron as well, but more boy-toy material.
Bulma never fell in love with Goku, he was an annoying little bro to her.
Meanwhile Chichi was lovestruck since Day 1 and Japs love oneitis stories.
>Dragon Ball
>Romantic development
they were more like siblings
I don't know why, because Bulma would've been a much better wife for Goku than Chi-Chi.
Honestly, Chi-Chi is a saint for keeping up with Goku. He might be an okay father but he's an awful husband.
Women aren't interested in sex as men are.
They literally have a "turn off" switch and can go years upon years without dick.
Pfft.
It's true.
Women want sex just as much as men. You ever seen your niece swimming in your pool and suddenly she realises the pool jet feels good on her lady parts, so she starts getting off on the jet while assuming nobody notices?
Hahaha
What a story anon
Tell me more about your sexy niece and how the state you live in allows for no knock raids
Literally everyone in the family saw what she was doing. Her mom made fun of her for it when she came back in. She was so embarrassed that it might have fricked her up a little.
Haha,
Imagine if someone filmed it
Hahaha
And then posted it on this completely anonymous and safe image forum
>Women want sex just as much as men.
I've heard/read this trope before but it's not true. Life experiences n' all of that.
They can get sex whenever they want, that's true, but it's not "they crave for sex just as men". That's not true, at all.
They can mentally switch off from wanting dick (real meat or toys). I'm not kidding. For forever even, if they want to.
Prove it then.
To be fair, young girls do act like that because they're curious most of the times. If you want to prove that women want sex as bad as men do, just go to the beach with your horny aunt.
She wasn't that explicit but she was still telling me to hold up her towel while she was changing and shit, well knowing that her breasts were still pretty big for her age.
>Prove it then.
I'm not the virgin here.
And when you meet their girl friends, mothers, aunt's, you discover some shocking things (as a man) about a woman's brain. I could write a doctoral thesis on this but I know I am right.
More than that, I can't prove you shit on an image board.
>I'm not the virgin here.
Ironic.
You sound like a virgin. I've known plenty of women who beg for wiener constantly. I wanna frick less than they do. You either suck at sex, haven't had any and are just lying or you have a small dick.
Ok dipshit, have it your way.
But don't claim to know women or that you had sex. You're the one that doesn't know shit.
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>Poor writing.
It's not poor writing, though. I already told you this. It reflects society at large, embodied in fictional characters, with a lot of advantages but with that one particular Achilles heel weakness – or two, or three.
>You don't know Leon if you think he sleeps around. He found his waifu at the age of 20. The writers just never found time to give him Ada.
It's implicit. You don't need to see him have a one-night stand with a b***h, exclaiming the next days he feels something, only to get tested & be confirmed with herpes. You can't be this autistic, c'mon.
The fact that it made you interested why RE characters are alone is good for your intuition skill, but you self-terminated cliche'd yourself j'accusing "bad writing".
You should stop from listening to your pastor or vicar, and start thinking for yourself. If you want to, you can borrow my argument(s).
>You gonna say everyone else in the series has an STD as well? It's not just Leon who's alone and childless.
I'd say, the majority of them are STD positive. Others are avoiding the risk of getting infected (fear of getting infected), homosexual/lesbian orientation, asexuals, misanthropes, low/middle class (invisible men/women), congenital diseases or handicaps, and low interest in intimate relationship (not exactly asexual, mind you, just indifferent).
I could go on...
>Furthermore, cynicism is not clarity. It's a shield people use to protect themselves from the disappointment of failure. You can't lose if you were betting on not succeeding.
Better to lose hope in humanity than to become addicted by [religious] guilt/shame in a masochistic fashion.
Leon has type-2 herpes, get over it...
Are you me?
To this day, onsens and kimonos are a huge fricking turn on for me.
God, used to do karate and sorta-date this chick in the class. I was too young to be fricking yet, but just undressing her a bit to make out still gives me such a bienr
>onsens and kimonos
Hell yeah, anon. That's what I'm talking about, even better when the kimono can't contain every woman's curve.
>God, used to do karate and sorta-date this chick in the class. I was too young to be fricking yet, but just undressing her a bit to make out still gives me such a bienr
King shit, anon. You were one lucky son a b***h and make me so jealous, kek. Closest thing I've ever experienced to an onsen was going to a private sauna with my parents back when I still was in elementary school and unfortunately, the only female speciman with us there was a foreign granny.
Lawd, yes
>unfortunately, the only female speciman with us there was a foreign granny
Shame.
Although I've never went to a mixed sauna.
But speaking of terrible visions in elementary school, I remember once going to a water park and having the displeasure of watching a 200 pound manatee wearing a tiny bikini once
That shit should be illegal
Now that's a vision that'll be stuck with you for the rest of your life, kek.
Apologies.
I was going to recommend you read Inn Wife by Karma Tatsuro, but I just googled it and it turns out the doujin is difficult to read for free now. Oh well.
I bet It's those fakku Black folk again
Yeah. I DL'd a bunch of Karma Tatsuro stuff before fakku locked away tons of doujins. Literally by saving each image manually since I didn't know how to get them all at once. This much have been over 12 years ago. I can't believe I still have some of them. If you want I can upload Inn Wife for you.
I remember doing the same with USA's stuff
>If you want I can upload Inn Wife for you.
That's very nice of you to offer anon, but it's alright. There has to be some french or spanish copy around somewhere.
Because sometimes boys and girls can just hang out together and be friends without anything happening between them. And the expectation that such a pair is supposed to frick at some point was already boring by 1984.
Toriyama was actively against it.
Was he?
>Poor writing.
It's not poor writing, though. I already told you this. It reflects society at large, embodied in fictional characters, with a lot of advantages but with that one particular Achilles heel weakness – or two, or three.
>You don't know Leon if you think he sleeps around. He found his waifu at the age of 20. The writers just never found time to give him Ada.
It's implicit. You don't need to see him have a one-night stand with a b***h, exclaiming the next days he feels something, only to get tested & be confirmed with herpes. You can't be this autistic, c'mon.
The fact that it made you interested why RE characters are alone is good for your intuition skill, but you self-terminated cliche'd yourself j'accusing "bad writing".
You should stop from listening to your pastor or vicar, and start thinking for yourself. If you want to, you can borrow my argument(s).
>You gonna say everyone else in the series has an STD as well? It's not just Leon who's alone and childless.
I'd say, the majority of them are STD positive. Others are avoiding the risk of getting infected (fear of getting infected), homosexual/lesbian orientation, asexuals, misanthropes, low/middle class (invisible men/women), congenital diseases or handicaps, and low interest in intimate relationship (not exactly asexual, mind you, just indifferent).
I could go on...
>Furthermore, cynicism is not clarity. It's a shield people use to protect themselves from the disappointment of failure. You can't lose if you were betting on not succeeding.
Better to lose hope in humanity than to become addicted by [religious] guilt/shame in a masochistic fashion.
Leon has type-2 herpes, get over it...
yeah
Where?
He's talked about it in interviews. He hates romance stories in general and wanted nothing to do with them. What little there is in dragonball is primarily a result of pressure from his editor.
Bulma was used goods
Nah, Master Roshi confirmed she wasn't.
>thin baby goku
stop
Why?
he a chonky boi
Goku was a teenager in OG Dragon Ball. Saiyans don’t hit puberty until they become adults so they look like kids until then.
>Saiyans don’t hit puberty until they become adults so they look like kids until then
Pure blooded Saiyans. Half-breeds grow like normal.
Gohan isn't a pure bred Saiyan like his father
ah, the ol' "e-girl is really a granny" justification, only in this case it's a boy.
The original Dragonball gang were kino together and I get pangs of nostalgia thinking about them together if though they werent together that long and I only watched Dragonball years after first watched Z
why does dragon ball era bulma have a pornstar tier body
>dragon ball era bulma
Bulma has always been sexo
Better question, why does Toriyama cut all the attractive women's hair? Bulma, Videl all went to instant hag. Other anime does this too. Is it because it's easier to animate?
I think Japan has a thing where cutting the hair is symbolic of change or something
I guess Bulma's constant hair changes were sn exception to show she was a trendy woman
I made an egirl cosplay as Bulma in a custom
Stop paying for that shit.
What difference would it have made? Goku doesn't care about his family.
Goku cares about his family, it's just that before Dragon Ball Minus retcons Saiyans literally did not have a family unit like Earthlings do, so it's not something he understands. To Saiyans, the family unit is the combat squad, Beijita was the rare exception as he was royalty, which is probably why he settled better into a domestic life than Goku ever did.
>, the family unit is the combat squad
That's just as dumb as what Super did
There was literally never any chemistry between them. She is Goku's Aqua. Extremely useful in a limited set of circumstances and otherwise just there to get him into trouble and to cause comedy with her character flaws.
>She is Goku's Aqua
Kazuma abd my Aqua have great chemistry though
The only reason they don't frick it's because it's funnier that way
How much better would it have been if DBZ ended in the Cell Saga. Then we would have a Shippuden, Boruto style continuation with Gohan as the lead as he comes to term with being the new protector of Earth and having to deal with the force of evil that is Buu?
Who do we blame for not letting Goku pass the mantle to Gohan?
>Who do we blame for not letting Goku pass the mantle to Gohan?
I heard it was the readers that didn't like Gohan when the time skip happened.
I don't know how truth that is though, because I remember the polls around the end of the Cell Saga put him as the most popular character and if there's one thing Boruto proves is that no amount of fan whining compares to the dollars (yen?) that keeping a multimillion dollar IP going generates
Well, if Super is proof of anything is that Toriyama chases the money. He can say that he didnt want his legacy to end with Evolution but at this point its bullshit. I remember being so mad that Gohan was being prepped during the Buu Saga to take on Buu but then gets fricked.
It wasn’t readers, it was Toriyama himself. Readers liked Gohan as the protagonist but Toriyama couldn’t figure how to make it work so he just switched back to Goku.
>The call came from inside the house
Shame
how do you deal with the fact that there won't be any other show as comfy as the OG dragon ball is?
Still mad that the Kakarot game wasn’t an open world game set in the Dragon Ball timeline. Any other 80s or 90s adventure animes like early DB?
because he was dumb as frick and chi chi already claimed him while he was away from her, canonically goku is a sex haver but probably wasn't awake when it happened. Because he says in the super manga he doesn't know how you make a baby.
Goku has massive brain damage from the beatings he's taken over several decades, not to mention his initial crash to earth which literally reprogrammed him. He probably just has massive lapses in memory. This is a better explanation than that moron Toriyama constantly dumbing him down to original DB levels because he can't actually write character development.
Because Toriyama is borderline moronic.
>Why didn't Bulma end up with Goku?
Because DBZ is action, not romance.
because they were friends you frickin idiot
Chi-Chi took Goku, before Bulma even had a chance and she was dating Yamucha. Later on, Bulma seems to regret not getting with Goku, and then gets with another Saiyan like him with Vegeta.
i havent seen this show since i was a kid but from what i can remember goku was married and bulma was vegetas girl. hope this helps!
It's funny Bulma always called a prostitute but she was only with two guys.
one too many. Used goods.
>He doesn't know
What's the name of this artist again?
SourMilk
>this
the new age of whoring is worse than going to strip club. it is all so cucked and degenerate like that oolong image
Goddamn coomer.
People call her a prostitute because she used to flash her body to get men to do her bidding
And had child out of wedlock with one of them
bawd.
>only with two guys.
Bulma has been getting fricked on the reg since Yamcha
A woman doesn't dress like that unless she's trying to relay a message
>Dresses like a woman in her bed clothes.
ok so when your mom or sister wears something like this before bed she's a prostitute?
Whille romance in DB is terribly executed (It's a shonen manga what do you expect), I do like the dynamics between male and female characters.
18 for example, turns from Gohan killer to Gohan (and Goten, eventually) cool aunt and about the only person that would see through Goku's bullshit when everyone else pretty much went along with him. Even Vegeta of all people
One thing about Bulma no one points out is she a super super genius but she acts like a bimbo and like it kinda makes the character feel fake around people.
I have to frick her
bulma just used goku as a useful idiot to get what she wanted
He wanted Goku to end up with an asian girl
Because Goku is moronic
Goku is asexuel.