Why didn't Chris just simply kill the neighbor?

Why didn't Chris just simply kill the neighbor?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix him

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he walked into a trap, when he was called over to look at the tape the cops were already there, nothing much he could really do about it

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough space in the volcano

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would he have known she was going to snitch? Hindsight is twenty twenty

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If we had a world star team of super israelites how would they get him off? (legally)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do some independent psychological research on the weight loss patches and supplements he was taking to prove that they caused an episode of psychosis and he was basically sleepwalking through a nightmare. Yknow.. that truth

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mf went blind for anal sex, now he is getting dicked down everyday in jail

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The weird part is that the neighbor's camera really didn't do anything for the neighbor, it was pretty much only recording the anal king's property.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what life in suburban America is like. Everyone is hyper paranoid of some unnamed party coming to rob them so they have cameras at their front door, facing all their neighbors, their backyard, and some even have several cameras inside their living areas. It's like a weird mix of Soviet Kafka/lynchian horror thing, hard to explain

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's what life in suburban America is like. Everyone is hyper paranoid of some unnamed party coming to rob them so they have cameras at their front door, facing all their neighbors, their backyard, and some even have several cameras inside their living areas. It's like a weird mix of Soviet Kafka/lynchian horror thing, hard to explain

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >posts mancunian tale

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My father was like that. He always assumed the worst of people, and even the smallest perceived slights would set him off

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm like that tbh
          How do I not act like this

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            no idea brother everytime i go outside i assume every other person is plotting to kill me

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Same. I know consciously that the odds are so low it doesn't matter but I even keep grandma in mind when I'm walking down the street. Mine is the only house on the block with barred windows too, but at least they're on the inside so I don't freak people out. I've even thought about using a fake dresser to make a hidden bed while having a decoy one set up where it should be, but that was mostly as a goof. I've just been like this ever since I was a five year old sleeping under a pillow fort with a steel bat

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Two neighbors across the street have Ring CIABlack person devices pointed at me, I hate it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go break them those things are monitoring your movements

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gonna be hard to do and not be recorded or seen.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              set off an EMP and then bash them with a hammer while the power is out

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >watch funny clips compilation
        >americans are filming inside their homes 24/7

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why didn't Chris just simply kill the neighbor?
    Every second spent with the base of your tongue not squeezed by a sphincter is a lifetime unlived.
    A this point, he knew.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris isn't a murderer. He had to finish Ceecee because she snapped and killed the others. It was self defence.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chris still had chiggy nuggy residue on his face. CeeCee smelled him has a friend and left him alone

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. The nuggies are an attack signal, marking anyone bearing the scent as a sacrifice.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris WHAT?!?!

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is your neighbor's corpse at your workplace?
    Chris was kind of moronic.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No neighbour ever threw nuggets at him.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Metalica lyrics about that.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Chris just simply leave and get a divorce and not murder anyone?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chris prefers to by physically buttfricked, not financially.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I love this story cos... I just ate a box of nuggets all to myself. Nobody throwing them at me. No fat heifer nagging me. And I didn't have to do anything. That's the best part. Just don't get on that treadmill.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He should have killed everyone. Kill them all.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kill the senpai
    >kill the neighbor
    >kill the cops who come to investigate
    >kill anyone else around who might have witnessed it
    >maybe even kill the dog
    >cause a half mile dead zone to form centered around your home, but nobody is the wiser
    It's truly the perfect crime

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've written sempai out manually for so long that I forgot about the sucking filter

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