Why didn't Frodo make a deal with the Spacing Guild and use a Heighliner to instantly take the ring to Mordor? Were the Navigators working for Sauron?
Why didn't Frodo make a deal with the Spacing Guild and use a Heighliner to instantly take the ring to Mordor? Were the Navigators working for Sauron?
Frodo was a hobbit peasant he didn't have the Solaris to pay for guild navigators
Surely Sam and Frodo could have grew the Spice in their garden and sold it to the CHOAM?
The water of life had long made The Shire unable to grow spice by then if you remember.
Rosie finding out that she could transmute the old gaffers ale was a truly horrifying scene.
Spice isn't grown in a garden, its pooped out by worms.
they're actually eating worm poop.
They can grow mini worms in their gardens
The Guild were ultra israelites. Did you think they will not take away the Ring?
What would happen if the Guild tried on the ring?
Dwarves, who are also ultra-jews, weren't really interested if you remember.
The Sarduarkar would have sensed that Frodo was wearing the ring.
But surely the Feydakin of the ring would have protected them on their journey.
Tolkien was a huge fan of Dune, so you know he really would of gotten a kick out of this thread
Mordor was protected by an Anti-Apparition Charm. Honestly, would it kill you to read The Simarillion: a history?
>Potter posting in a kino thread
They could have broke the conditioning of Mordors Mentat like they did with Yueh so they could easily enter Mordor
>take a dump on the ground
>disapparate it inside someone else’s shield
Ew, stinky!
One does not simply walk without rhythm
why oh why didn`t the heckin avengerinos go to putin and stoped his genocide?? ?
I look like this
Why no chin, buddy?
shut the frick up you wise ass c**t
Frick you Harkonnen shit
Frodo was kind of a pimp
Sauronman bribed them with halfling marijuana to keep satellites out of Middle-earth's orbit.
Their love of the Halflings spiced leaf clearly gave them prescience
No spice
I got your spice right here pal
>Gandalf my old friend, this will be a Jihad to remember.
>He hasnt read God Emperor of the Shire
Oml
Should I read Green Dragon Messiah?
if you had read the manhwa you would have realised that wizardry spells of Gandalf do not work on the ring wearing Sith, and even Hogwarts knows that Vulcans are sensitive to the force.
Us Hunger Game fans, am I right?!
Dude, those are 2 different movies!
>The Guild
>DOES NOT TAKE
>your orders
Call off your men or I detonate those digits