Why didn't he ever shapeshift into something badass or cool?

Why didn't he ever shapeshift into something badass or cool?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why did the show with a limited made-for-cable budget not splurge on the terrible looking CGI?
    use your brain next time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      low budget, they spent all the CGI in that episode where there's a gigachad shapeshifter than transforms into a spaceship

      They had a lot more budget in the later seasons. They could have done more.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The later seasons look like dog shit and were rushed, what are you talking about? The finale also looks like complete ass.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they spent it all on that Pah Wraith garbage and off-screen Klingon battles

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should have turned into a gun

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or a bomb

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    low budget, they spent all the CGI in that episode where there's a gigachad shapeshifter than transforms into a spaceship

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >QUARRRK
    How did you respond without sounding mad?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "It's Anti-Ferengism! Help! Remember the 6millionth rule of acquisition!"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone in the Alpha Quadrant hates us and says we rip them off which is a lie born out of jealousy.
        >We just found a wormhole to a part of the galaxy where nobody knows about us.
        >So let's go there and rip everyone off, just like we did here in the Alpha Quadrant.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn't a very good shape shifter. It's why he looks like Jennifer Coolidge.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it took him quite a while to get good at shape shifting, it wasn't until the other changeling came to the station more than halfway through that he really learned what he was doing

    He started doing some pretty interesting stuff at that point,

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was shapeshifting into furniture and birds but he still couldn't do faces.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        faces are insanely hard
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernoff_face
        even for """genAI"""" it took forever to get faces right and now they frick up fingers

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that Matt Smith?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they actually have the same eye area. no eyebrows and close set eyes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're right. Matt Smith looks more like him than his own son.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry, no budget

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Kira ever told him to shape-shift into a Cardassian so she could live out some hate frick/colonisation fantasy? She would have way too much pride to ever do it with an actual Cardassian, even if she wanted to, bit Odo provides the perfect solution

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, I'm now imagining Odo trying to roleplay as a Cardassian officer.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he basically was one, didn't you watch the show

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he could change into a cardassian. He could change into a 23 headed dildo of various shapes, sizes and textures.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No because she isn't a bitter racist Cinemaphile /misc/ incel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was only after she asked him to talk like Ducat that he became uncomfortable with the idea

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He ruined Kira for other men

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have shifted into Kira's underwear.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      odo did and much more

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not shapeshift into a power reactor and provide energy for entire sectors? Or food to feed starving systems?
    Odo has the same fundemental problem as Superman, which is that their powers are exponentially more useful for common people in mundane situations that don't make for good stories. Once you think about it for a few seconds, you realize that they're basically selfish buttholes for using their powers for their own adventures.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont think odo violated the laws of conservation of energy you stupid prostitute
      he had to go into a bucket liquid form

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Odo doesn't need to eat and eventually learns how to recover without bucket mode.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Odo is a person, not a power reactor.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Odo is a person, not a power reactor.

      i dont think odo violated the laws of conservation of energy you stupid prostitute
      he had to go into a bucket liquid form

      one shapeshifter turned into a specerocket with energy and everything in that 1 episode

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, and Odo doesn't want to do that, and that's his right

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but he could

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Or food to feed starving systems?
      No eat Odo, anon.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Odo was already BADD ASS

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked when he fell apart into Troi's arms

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What language does Odo speak? Cardassian because DS9 was a Cardassian station when he became aware? Bajoran because it was a Bajoran scientist that was working on him? His speech was presumably being turned into Cardassian for the Cardassian overseers, hence the name on the jar, but why would the UT have kicked in for a jar of goo when it was just the two of them in the lab? Dominionese? Wouldn't the computer have noticed he was speaking a completely undocumented language?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bajoran is undoubtedly his first language but not learning and speaking Cardassian while working for them is just stupid. When the occupation leaves he switches to Bajoran.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    like a woman with huge honkers

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this guy couldn't even do a decent bajoran face, plus he did (offscreen) and whatever he did to kira must have been impressive.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did any line reference this? Did Kira say something about the sex?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He could give himself a Bajoran Black Dragon Dildo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He did have sex before with that one sleeper agent lady

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