Why didn't he just do this?

Why didn't he just do this?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ib4 tolkiengays with their canned because the eagle are smart enough to get corrupted by the ring response

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gandalf couldnt be trusted with it but some fricking giant eagles would be
      Ok moron

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Able to be corrupted is just one part of the problem. This isn't capeshit, the eagles aren't tireless, it would exhaust them to have to fly all the way to Mordor. And even if they could, they would be spotted miles before they reached the borders and attacked by the Nazgul and other creatures. Orcs guarding the forge would rain arrows on the eagles and block their entrance.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it would exhaust them to have to fly all the way to Mordor
        they mostly glide. stop and rest for a fricking hour. bring some hobbits as a snack.
        >attacked by the Nazgul
        there aren't that many nazgul just bring more eagles
        >Orcs guarding the forge would rain arrows
        just fly higher
        >block their entrance
        drop it into the volcano from the top

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just fight a big battle bro
          This is exactly what they tricked sauron into thinking they were doing, and they were fricking losing. Badly.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            they won that battle moron

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              They were going to die until the ring was destroyed.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              but they didn't, the entire enemy army was destroyed. they won.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This isn't capeshit, the eagles aren't tireless, it would exhaust them to have to fly all the way to Mordor.
        Just have a series of eagles like the flight paths in WoW.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Eagles are smart enough to get corrupted by the ring

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you mean dumb enough? If you were smart you wouldn't fall for it

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    soulful AI

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    YER A MAIAR HARRY

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      EAT LEAD YOU SLYTHERIN FRICKING SHITS he said calmly

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Eagles were smart enough that they’d be corrupted by the ring

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would they know there was a ring inside the envelope?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        eagles have amazing vision they could make it out from the bulge in the envelope or maybe the sunlight would shine through it a little or the ring would whisper to them

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The eagles only arrived at the volcano like four hours later

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but he waited around for months

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Four hours *after the ring was thrown in.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He could have arrived sooner if he was flying on an eagle the whole time

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            slow and steady wins the race

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay? It would have still taken him four fricking hours to cross mordor

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ringwraiths can fly.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay? So bring like 20 eagles

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't have that ability yet in Fellowship

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because at that point, they wanted to be as clandestine as possible, but after frodo reached Rivendell and everyone being aware that the nine were out there, there was no point in that, so they went with dragnos n shiet.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can walk too or fly while you walk.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Load a bunch of eagles with elven archers, dead so they're immune to that gay ass screeching.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nazgul and Sauron would probably spot them and find a way to btfo them.
    You could say that about the Hobbits too frankly, Sauron should have probably guarded his volcano better.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brain rot from being blazed out of his mind on pipe weed all the time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only answer that makes sense. Saruman actually accuses him as such, so there is evidence for this theory.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saruman mocking Gandalf about the pipe addiction is like some random "dude weed lmao" calling you a degenerate stoner.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Sauronman

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't a wizard as powerful as Gandalf just teleport himself or Frodo to the vulcano?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      gandalf's biggest spell was literally a flashlight

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That must have been a deadly flashlight considering what he did to the balrog.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the bridge cracked from its weight, it was just some shitty thin piece of rock

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of his magic is fake
      Smoke and mirrors

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Not my problem" -an eagle

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't frodo stick the ring up his butt? They woulda had to buttfrick a halfling to get it. Pure evil doesn't exist in middle earth, homosexuality doesn't exist as a concept in arda because it is pure evil

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because based eagles didnt give a SHIT about gondorpoors and their homosexual wars.
    >hurrr but if Sauron got strong eventually the eagles would get in trouble too!
    Shut up nerd

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but wasn't Gandalf friends with the eagles? I'm sure he had some amount of pull.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would you go risk your neck for some midgets you don't know, just because your weird friend is fricking them?
        yea didnt think so

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey giant eye, we are flying in the thing you want, please ignore us and don't send your flying wraiths at us ha ha

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They walked.
      The magical giant eye sent his flying wraith friends at them anyway.
      And because they walked they also had to deal with an insane army of orcs, trolls, evil humans, giant spiders, the balrog, swamps, cliffs, caves and fricking Gollum.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The eye was tricked because of the army at his gate. He thought they had the ring after the king showed himself.
        The fellowship was small as to not attract attention in the first place.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't Ukraine just send planes to Moscow?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because we live in the era of drones? What a moronic question...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        why havent they destroyed the kremlin yet?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What would that accomplish exactly? Putin isn't even there.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they could have made the map a bit bigger and label the churkas as harad.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what AI are u using for this? im trying to get some dreams to life with this stuff.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what AI are u using for this? im trying to get some dreams to life with this stuff.
      https://www.bing.com/images/create

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't frodo just stretch his arms all the way from the shire to mordor and just drop the ring into mt. doom?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did not know the way.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s established very early on that Gandalf couldn’t carry it. He doesn’t touch or hold the ring a single time, closest he gets is when it’s on the floor in bilbos house.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >durrrrrr LotR is soooooooooo good
    >this argument comes up
    >moron mental gymnastics ensues
    Face it, the entire story's forced. This argument's always been and always will be correct. They could have just wrapped the ring in fur or in a bag, or even an envelope, and just dropped it in.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ring still corrupted bilbo from his pocket

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >distract Sauron for 30 seconds
        >Gandalf and Frodo ride to the volcano with the ring covered entirely
        >"Drop it, manlet!"
        >Frodo gets a second of corruption
        >Gandalf smacks it out of his homosexual little hand
        >It drops in

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >crebain spot them 1000 miles before they get there and sauron is warned weeks in advance

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be a shit story if they could just fly in with Gandalf without Sauron stopping them. Sauron would be either really weak or really lacking in perception.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the only correct answer, yeah. 100%. I agree with you. It would've been a shittier story. But anyone fighting the fact that it could've been solved quicker and easier is lying to themselves. The correct answer to that will always be, "True, but it would've been an awful story."

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s not what he’s saying moron. He’s not saying it would have been an awful story so just go with the flawed logic. He’s saying the logic isn’t flawed, it would have been flawed to believe sauron wouldn’t see that coming and be able to stop it easily.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That’s not what he’s saying moron
            That's exactly what he said. He conceded the argument. Don't speak for him, loser.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That’s not what he’s saying moron
          That's exactly what he said. He conceded the argument. Don't speak for him, loser.

          No, I didn't "concede the argument", I'm saying that Sauron was powerful enough to see Gandalf riding an eagle towards him, carrying the ring. He was also powerful enough to stop this, which is why they formed a small fellowship in the first place, instead of breaching Mordor with force of arms.
          Riding the eagles wouldn't have been stealthy at all and their ability to out-fight Sauron in Mordor would've been seriously in doubt. If they even got that far, that is.
          I'm saying that Sauron in the story is not that weak. The good guys are constantly worried about spies.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well he made his power dependent on a tiny piece of israeliteellery so that's a dumb mistake already. It's an eggs in one basket folly. He should be defeated for that error at the start of the second movie and they can focus on the less stupid Saruman for the rest of the movies.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the books Saruman also created rings, and was wearing one when he revealed his betrayal. He called himself "Ring-maker". His plan was to work as an inside man in Sauron's counsel and further his own agenda and eventually betray him.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Gandalf could touch or carry the ring
    2. The eagles are their own masters and don’t obey anyone
    3. Sauron would have seen it and killed them with the fell beasts
    Sauron was distracted by the war at his gate when Frodo carried the ring inside mt doom.

    If the story had been Gandalf flying eagles to my doom, we would all complain that sauron wouldn’t just let this happen and would try to corrupt the eagles or kill them.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just poop it out?

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gandalf the cool?!
    >Gandalf THE CHUD!

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people pissing their pants over this shitty AI image creator? Stable Diffusion was able to do this a year ago already, it did it better then and does it better now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It comes up with images closer to what most people are expecting with their prompts. Less fiddling.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's easier to use, it's normie friendly. With SD you need a bit more knowledge about computers (you have to know how to follow a few instructions on a website at the very least). With this new thingy you just write what you want, and a pic pops out, like magic.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok that makes sense.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're eagles not stealth bombers, they would be spotted and killed

    these are the same eagles that avoid human settlements in fear of being shot at by regular ass bows

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Gandalf just fly like a witch using his staff to the mountain and throw the ring from there?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ian McKellen and his latest boytoy

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those postage fees are enormous, and we all know how cheap old people are

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eagles wanted way more gold than Gandalf could pay for

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So the eagles are secretly israelites?

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