Why didn't he just not kill everyone

Why didn't he just not kill everyone

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    90’s sitcom dad syndrome

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look at those eyes. He’s one more frickup away from going full Chris Watts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not anymore.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hate that he couldn't actually kill the grandma, should've at least accidentally, that way the message is not lost and we still get the comedy bit.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why didn't he just not kill everyone
    One of Earl's greatest flaws was that he didn't have much willpower. He could know what he wanted, but it was generally easy to coerce him into doing something else. This lack of resolve is what ultimately led to him failing to speak out against WESAYSO's plans at the most important time.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was not the momma'

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda gotta give respect to have the last episode be about them all fricking dying. That's the kind of downer ending you're just not gonna get in kids media now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Early 90s tv shows kept doing that downer ending thing, it's weird.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Any other examples? I'm too much of a zoomer to know many.
        I think Alf also had a downer ending with the government taking him away.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What other examples are there

          Yeah, in Alf's case it ends in a cliffhanger (it got cancelled in the meantime or something?). It later got a movie in which he runs away from the glowies.

          The other show I had in mind was Parker Lewis Can't Lose. First season is fun, like a cartoony, cooler Ferris Bueller, but in live action. Season 2 starts getting a bit more serious, like it's trying to be a John Hughes movie. Season 3 if I recall wasn't even fun enough, and in the final episode the local fast food joint, ran by the local jolly friendly fat guy is in danger of closing because of the average real estate speculator douchebags... and it does.

          There's also Mighty Max. It ends with most everyone dying heroically, but the main character manages to turn back time... into a time loop. But at least it's implied he remembers what's gonna happen, so the bad end might be avoided.

          What's next Pokemon was just a dream?
          Do people really believe that crap?

          To be fair, there was one episode where they both get cucked or something and just end up sitting on a railroad, waiting for the train. Tom & Jerry was episodic with no continuity, but I could see the concern if that was the last episode aired in a season.

          I remember one other Hanna-Barbera cartoon that gave me a similar misunderstanding. The main characters were trying to protect an elephant kid, a hunter ends up finding it, and the episode ends with a BANG while one of the main characters is crying. It was no doubt a two-parter, but since part two didn't play right away, it had me go "ay what the frick"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What other examples are there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >That's the kind of downer ending you're just not gonna get in kids media now.
      Well it wasn't kids' media to begin with, so that probably helped.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well, family media, media that kids were allowed to see, you know what he meant.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tom and Jerry suicided in the last ep, but it was too much even for the 60s or whenever it was, so they re-ordered it so a diff episode came after.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's next Pokemon was just a dream?
        Do people really believe that crap?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That actually isn't true, there were like 4 more years of shorts after that suicide one.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Y EL NENE?

    EL NENE ESTA BIEN

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why didn't he just not kill everyone
    I mean he kinda' did.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      read homie

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do any of the female dinos have nice feet?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not as nice as B.P. Richfield's

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dino feet 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No but Monica's got DAT NECK
      Hope Roy got some before dying

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's Bad

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn’t even keep his son off the roids

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    EARL
    SNEED
    SINCLAIR

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was stupid.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ask your dad, his generation has done the same thing to us

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