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You ever try flying a plane sober? It’s no fun.
When you're driving a car for 3+ hours on a long road trip, having a buzz would be so nice. Driving is so boring. A buzz would fix that
he was black and had low impulse control due to genetic factors
*socioeconomic factors, chud
autopilot was invented for a reason
This the thread?
>meet girl at bar
>becomes raging alcoholic
>phones me while she is blacked out telling me she loves me and shit
>sobers up and I tell her about it
>she laughs and tells me isn't not true
sometimes she sends me pics too. nasty as frick. up 3 days alll greasy. why is alcohol so addicting I don't get it.
We doing it brother?
i guess some people are just prone to addiction in different ways. i love beer but, even when i was younger and drank more, if i had enough to feel hungover the next day i'd stop for weeks. even now i'll have a beer after work or a run and finish half before falling asleep.
Thing is, after a couple drinks the sadness kicks in and then I gotta keep drinking till I'm numb to it.
/druk/ status?
Drukking
>why didn't he just cure himself of his disease?
>Stan? Stan! I have a disease! Bring daddy a beer, Stan!
another example of deep commentary from the Black folk at south park
It’s funny there is some truth to this enabling exists
I’m trying to go sober liver failure doesn’t sound that fun you realize life is a wide open canvas and you decide what to paint
frick the israelite matt and his personal goy trey
>Most kino druk time of the year
>Zero druk threads or poster
What the frick happened?
all the druk gays died from their severe binge drinking
rip in peace kings
I wish that was me
I was doing time on a DUI bro. Did you expect me to pay crazy money to buy a phone so I could shitpost from jail.
>Most kino druk time of the year
idk man I am a full time druk bro and this is one of the worse times to booze it up, I feel low in energy from the winter solstice and bloated from all the food.
Gotta wait a few days for new year and after the pre new year meal to get into the real drukkin spirit.
WE MUST DRUK
The only dignified thing about my drinking is that I don't come here looking for company or some shit, I'm having a hard time imagining anything sadder than that.
I dont care about druk anymore, you'#ve let me down too many times. I'm just gonna go back to drinknig alione untill i cry and pass out
I MUST DIRNK
Why don't I?
memes aside, this movie is probably the most realistic depiction of an alcoholic in a movie, ever
All the druk kings are gone.......... i guess im all alone now
WELL I DIONTR CARE, IM GONNA PARTY REGARDLESS, MUSTIOC TIME
Im currently serving a sentence after shitposting on christmas. I will be back soon.
BE BACK NOW
I am druk
what are we drinking?
The wienertail mix for me
Pint of Seagrams 7 I'm getting on the way home from work.
Some local hemp IPA a friend got me for Xmas. Been drinking so much malt liquor that this homosexual ipa shit tastes delicious.
>Hemp IPA
It was brewed with hemp seeds or some shit thats what it said on the label. Im not some reddit beergay.
Sure you arn't
I opened the 20 pack, now i drink untill i shart
>drugs?
Check
>booze?
Check
>off from work the rest of the week?
Check
>no plans entire week?
Check
Yup, it’s druking time
>drugs
cringe
Alcohol is a drug anon
A good one, not a cringe one
Give us your list then
I bet it’s cringe
1. Booze
That’s what I thought
Alcohol is one of the most harmful drugs out there, lmao. Only beat by meth, crack and heroin
Only if you're a liverlet
Even if you are. I shit blood regularly and feel sick all the time. I also have the shakes when I don't drink.
Sharting the blood is kino
I can tolerare it occasionally but the constant dry heaving is really unpleasant. I have to sneak away to secluded corners of the shop when I get a fit of it. Stepping out of the shower always triggers it too.
It nukes your kidneys, CNS and brain too
Nah
Yeah
https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/2019/06/25/what-is-the-most-dangerous-drug
tell that to my alcoholic neuropathy that forced me to use a cane for years
t, nervelet
alc also has a lot of unpleasant effects that some other drugs don't, like hangovers, nausea, fatigue, anxiety, in addition to the long term health effects. It's really quite unpleasant to have more than 2-3 drinks.
can you consider yourself a druker if you don’t drink lager/pilsner?
Who the hell gets drunk on guiness
Same reason you just don't stop using Cinemaphile
How we doing druk kings? Whats everyones plans for tonight?
gonna slam my a tall boy, slam my wife, put her to bed, slam two more and watch the larry sanders show
Its that time of year anons, tell me how your 2023 was, was it the year you wanted it to be?
Said this would be the year i stopped drinking and made it in life, probably drank more than i ever had, put on atleast 20lbs and havn't showered in 2 weeks. Next year surely.........
no
How come anon?
since some time i've gotten more urge to go do shit outside since i'm getting really scared of being a 30 year old khv which i will be next year. i just ended up doing nothing as always, just lots of lonely drinking. also my dog died and apparantly my mom will aswell in an average of 3 years
Sad stuff anon, all you can do is work on yourself and make 2024 KINO
I will be homeless on New Years Day so, eh, it could've gone better
I might an hero, depends on how much fun living out of my car turns out to be
What happened anon? Tell me
Rent and utilities have become unaffordable, and then I lost my job, but I wouldn't be able to afford the rent hikes and inflation even if I still had my job
I will have to try to leave the state and find some cheap shithole to live in maybe, while my parents go on cruises and tell me to pick myself up by my bootstraps like they did in the 70s
Isnt America filled with tiny hick towns that are dirt cheap to live in? Sounds comfy as frick to me, big cities are a fricking meme
even tiny hick towns aren't that cheap anymore
Surely they must be cheaper though than living in a meme city
if that anon is dependent on an income, they might not be
if the only available jobs are making minimum wage and they cant even get full time hours it doesn't really matter how cheap it is
it varies by state, but an anon once posted something about how in some you can check into a facility for detox then stay in a halfway house if you stay sober, going to depend what state you're in
Why are American parents like this?
Meh. Closest Ive ever been to my dream job and making much much much much more money, but thats it. Ive gained even more weight because all I do is go home, get druk, eat a huge meal and frick strippers and escorts on the weekend. Tbh outside of the weight I dont feel too bad. Alcohol is catching up though. Its like no matter how much I drink I wake up feeling to puke. Even when Im hydrated etc and dont even have a headache.
Whats the dream job anon?
>frick strippers
how do you do this exactly? A hot stripper gave me her number once, but I decided not to call her for some reason.
2024 is the year i take the soberpill, i'm still gonna come to Druk because not to sound like a sad loser but you guys really are my only friends in this world now. But i need to stop drinking and make some progress in life, i'm the exact same person today at 30 that i was at 18, i'm just older and much much fatter. Time to improve
Join an Intensive Outpatient Program, it's what helped me get sober
Nah i'm just gonna stop, i have the option at work to work weekends also so i'm gonna just work every single weekend as well so i dont even have time to drink
If you are a heavy drinker you could experience hallucinations, cold sweats, or even suffer a cardiac arrest if you just quit cold turkey. Not sure how much you're ingesting, but therapy or detox is always something to consider. They even have pills that help with cravings
>If you are a heavy drinker you could experience hallucinations, cold sweats
This shit is daily anyway
then you are even greater risk of death if you try to quit alone, and 99.9% chance you'll relapse. But feel free to keep trying to outsmart the disease by yourself, you'll give up eventually, or die trying
There are only 2 drugs that has withdrawals severe enough to kill you, and those are benzos and alcohol. Heavy users has their CNS become dependent on the drug, and when their CNS doesn't get its fix it starts throwing a hissyfit which in severe cases can turn into the person having a seizure from which they don't recover. Not a pleasant way to die, but thousands of morons still die this way every year from going cold turkey
I failed aagin, wasted another year and now i drink to run away from the pain. FRICK ME AHHHHHHHH WHY AM I LIKE THIS FOR FRICKS SAKE
i'm still alive fricker
Horrendous. Final realization that society is never going back to normal, let alone the utopia I remember from the 90s. The hatred motivates me to better myself and try to get out though. I'm aiming to be making six figures this year
Yeah current year sucks ass, thats why i dont consoom modern media and i only watch TV shows and Films made before 2010
>I'm a fragile little b***h who can't handle anything not being 100% the way I want it to be so I binge drink
it was up and down
got my first proper girlfriend and lost my virginity (took 21 years to do it)
started learning bass (already played guitar for 9 years so a pretty smooth transition)
recorded some music here and there
the end of this year has taken a dip since that girlfriend had to go back to the US, we already broke things off at least relationshipwise nearly 6 months ago but I've been missing her more and more as of late
prostitute of a girlfriend/fiancee cheated on me after 10 years which she decided to tell me right after we came back from vacation. Had to buy an apartment and renovate while working 40 hours a week. I was always weekend druk but the stress and hatred towards her has turned into a 6 shots of whisky a day type of druk. Lost weight and got relativelyCinemaphile though but yeah not a great year.
Am I meant to feel sorry for you? How do you almost wife a prostitute and not know it? moron
My grandma died, my son had to repeat a year at school, no one hired me for apprenticeship.
Coulda been better. Bro finally died from druking. His body was wrecked for years now though so maybe for the best. But man 45 is too young.
He hadn't hit rock bottom yet. The suffering has to be greater than your comfort and pleasure, a lot greater
Oh yeah, its time to blast loud music and dance in my front room while i drink untill i pass out
you're doing it right
are you me? Though I don't feel bad unless I drink 10+ drinks.
I drink 15 cans a night, i'm broken
you shouldn't drink 15 cans a night then, try to do a 6 pack a night.
they are, but it can be pretty uncomfortable if you have beef with your neighbors or people around you have opioid issues
But i drink because i want to get smashed and 6 beers is just a warm up for me
You mean like if he had the Michael Jackson disease and turned white?
Bigger question is why a heroin addict would pass on 2k to take it up the butt for 20 minutes. Only in Hollywood.
Drinking has completely killed my appetite man, i feel like i'm going to throw up if i eat anything that isnt just crisps or meat
Smoking and drinking killed my apetite too. I lost weight after i started doing it every day
>the booze is starting to hit
Oh yeah, its time to dance
You boys must have some good druk stories from the holidays? Come on
Nah not really
I can’t really get shitfaced with my family
I passed out once, I’m still berated for it
Jail was boring since everyone was depressed and just wanted to go home to their families. Didnt even see a fight once.
drank some whiskey with my father in law, he's really nice
I see a chance to get us back to the 90s but Putin and Xi have to die and also blacks have to be corralled and managed better
same but I think the sonic Jim Carrey movies were good and also the later episodes of Venture Bros are great
Father in law sounds based anon
he totally is, he worked in the Chicago political system for the longest time as a white guy who can be trusted with tough decisions and he's now enjoying his retirement pension and being hundreds of miles from black people
>same but I think the sonic Jim Carrey movies were good and also the later episodes of Venture Bros are great
Oh dont get me wrong every now and again they still do make some stuff thats ok, but this year i've been on a pure pre 2010 binge and its just been nothing but KINO
Why do THEY hate us so much?
If you mean the israelites, its because insiders > outsiders
If you mean muslims, same thing
If you mean blacks, same thing
If you mean asians, same thing
If you mean natives, same thing
If you mean mexicans, same thing
If you mean indians, same thing
If you mean gypsies, same thing
>I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU AINT NEVER GONAN KEEP M<E DOWN
>~pissing the night away~
Whats a good breathalyzer to buy?
a european one, I've never seen an American need one
my friend can't start his car without blowing
What are you drukchads drinking?
BECAUSE WE WON
Helles Lager, but if I had my way I'd be drinking malt liquor and smoking blunts and going to asian massage parlors
Ran out of beer and just got back from restocking on Steel Reserve. The guy at the liquor store thought I was dead since he hadnt seen me in a while.
WHISKEYJACK
WE JHYUST JEEOP JKWUIBNGUIBNG
ASnyone else drink and just rmemevber the time s when they didnt just spend every weekend sat alone athome?
This is much more relaxing thoughbeit
Yeah mayb e its just the drink but i reallty like being ealone its kino
it really is bro
Friends were aklways a mistake
not necessarily
Frick ioff Dave ui WIL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
>Go to the local
>Guy seems to think we're friends or something since i buy from them
>Always wants to chat with me for like 20 minutes and tell me about his stupid moron wife and kids
>All i want to do is fricking buy my booze and leave and be home as fast as possible
I guess i need to pick a new shop
Do Americans really?
Worst thing? I'm a Brit
That makes sense, English people are very extroverted as well.
Arent the bottle shop guys pakis though.
Yes but they seem to think we like them or something, i dont wanna hear about pajeets 90 kids anymore god damn it just wanna buy my fricking booze
So its over, just like that?
what are we doing?
I dunno anon, what are yuo doing?
watching random youtube shit just like every night
Youtube shorts are evil anon, stay away
nah no shorts, right now watching a pov driving through some austrian mountain road which i'd loved to have done with my chevy van last summer but didnt while listening to old progrock
The guy that constantly posts "it’s over" is just our version of the smokingschizo right?
>No one posts
>It isnt over
Explain
I will not indulge you
Its over then......
The "it's over" bots started appearing everywhere on the site after the election. That's when the demoralization raids really kicked in hard too.
POST SOME DRUK KINOS ITS BEEN AGES
>A few months ago
>Get insanely wasted one night
>Horny as frick
>Start messaging women on facebook i use to go to highschool etc with telling them i wanna hook up
>Message literally like 25 chicks, even a former teacher who i had added. Also messaged an aunty of my friend
>Wake up the next day
>Remember what i did
>Panic sets in instantly
>See i have replies on Messanger
>Dont even look at them
>Delete my account and never looked back
I kinda wish i'd looked at the replies
damn i did this on myspace a long ass time ago and i started each message with "hello my future girlfriend"
I haven't gone so far as to message old classmates but I've done similar things. You do wake up in panic lol.
I can relate, but I wasn't tring to hook up, just trying to have a conversation
My HS class were last people I ever felt close to (outside of you guys) so my mind always wanders back to them
I did have to block 2 girls because I send them out embarrassing stuff but "luckily" I was already so drunk it was more like "i awdisnadaw iw you"
not to that extent, but yeah
I have to piece together conversations I never should have had and figure out what damage control might be possible
i see this exact post in every druk thread. how many multiples of 25 chicks do you know??
I'm 33. Used to booze it pretty hard but I straightened out 4 years ago. 2 of my best friends from high school kept going hard and they are starting to pay the price, physically, mentally, and financially. One was a bartender but he got fired from 3 places for getting /druk/ and now he's a fry cook, pretending he's still a teenager but balding, beer-bellied, and pumped full of antidepressants and shit. The other is having serious health issues, his gf is in the hospital too and they are both boozing themselves to death. I don't even know what I can do for them. My best friend is the worst, any discussion of rehab turns into him ranting about how shitty america is (he's turned into a bernie-bro redditor socialist type despite being raised upper middle class by two loving parents and having all the opportunity in the world). I hate knowing that he's going down the tubes but I don't know what to do for him and i hate his pathetic attitude.
damn i love having no friends right now
>buddy says he wants to hook me up with a girl he knows who is really horny
>she agrees to meet with me at the bar
>she shows up with two buddies, i think it's her but not sure
>grab a seat next to her to talk
>she ignores me and leaves
>later my friend shows me a post she made laughing and saying she can't believe the kind of guys her friends try to get her with
>get depressed and wasted, hit my friends car following him home
>be in bar with a friend
>friend makes a move on a group of girls
>i join them, we drink shots
>we go to clubbing, my friend starts dancing with her girl, so i have to dance with mine
>she is a literal Black that does not look good
>but i'm drunk, why shouldn't i try to frick her? i just say her that we could go to another place too
>she immediately accepts it and we go to her place
>i couldn't get it up because of the shots before
anons the experience as how smooth it can be was mindblowing, but i'm afraid that i cannot get it up, i'm really thinking of going to a prostitute just to check it
when ever I might spend a night with a girl it's tough moderating the druk since I wanna at least mitigate my social anxiety and nervousness but I don't want to get completely hammered since on either end of the spectrum, my wiener won't work lol
I should have lost my virginity in twice in college but whisky dicked out of it. Spagetti everywhere. It took me until 27 after that
>drinking with buddies in Sweden.
>got moronic
>according to my friends I drank vodka straight from the bottle in one go, and there was more than half left
>suddenly I'm on a ferry
>now I'm in Denmark
>strip club
>buying everyone drinks
>suddenly I'm fingering a stripper in a booth
>back on the ferry and I'm wearing a knitted rastafari beanie
>next thing I know I'm on my balcony wearing only a robe and underwear, trying to cool off
>it's fricking November
>tfw you will never live in Skåne
I suffer
>they don’t pass out watching old music videos/kino
Ngmi
Late contender for POTY
POTY goes to the anon that penned Seth MacFarlanes Trust Fund Band.
Weak willed. Alcoholism is an excuse made by morons that just make excuses for being too lazy to quit, or even consume less.
It's not fricking rocket science. Just A: don't buy the booze or B: say no when offered. It's a simple as not putting it to your fricking greasy wiener catcher.
>tolerance has increased so much it’s hard to get deuk
Yep, it’s over
Just drink more silly
WHAT A LIFE
heh so its over again?
Druk sisters i know you can do it, you can post........
I'm fricking busting moves in my front room, OH YEAH LETS DRUK
I broke my keyboard by spilling vodka into it once when I was air drumming to genesis
listening to genesis right now, but the old good hackett-gabriel era stuff
has to be the Lamb album for me
No you didn’t
Vodka is not water, it will fix your keyboard if anything
it did have sprite in it too it wasn't straight vodka
For me it's sitting on my chair with the lights off blasting Scooter and drinking vodka redbulls with those swirly flashing music visualisation programs
Just got over a week long illness, i will now drink untill i forget who i am. LETS FRICKING GO
This is Sussudio. A personal favorite.
KINO
Great episode of Malcolm also
YOUR SO GOOD, WHEN WE MAKE LOVE ITS UNDERSTOOD
I just want a good druk thread, why are yiou punishing me like this
The thread falling apart after a few hours, if not less, is a druk tradition.
Everyone knows this is you
You are me
My father was a drukker
Why wont you stpid gayogts post, HUH you too good fro druk now? Go yourself a GF or friends or somethong? WELL FRICK YOU THEN I HATE YOU
>182 posts
>44 homies
You motherfrickers need Jesus, not booze
no i need a qt gf
You need your teeth smacked out of your head for posting this crybaby shit
>zeems you
I am gonnA FRICKING KILL YOU DRUK homosexualS IUF YOU DONT POST
i think I’ll pass out for a couple hours then druk harder
WHAT A LIFE
Good night, Rekieta.
>Why didn't he just stop drinking?
had to stop the shakes somehow
>3 blood clots in my left leg
HAHAHAHAHAH i'm so fricking dead, i deseve this
I wont stop, i will keep druk pulsing
I want to move to the UK and be a trashbag on the dole making choons.
I can't imagine life sober.
I get drunk on whisky then get high off a joint every night. Then an ambien to go to sleep.
Take the soberpill, its ok anons
I am so finished with DRUK, you guys jujst keep breaking my heart
Late stage alcoholism is the craziest shit you will ever see
They wake up and literally shake until they get booze in them, and will drink till blackout drunk
its even worse when they have kids
Pretty sure the school calls social services and the kids get taken away
After a 13 hour armed standoff sometimes
sometimes. sometimes they get dumped on immediate family even if they have had no contact with the drunk family member for their entire lives.
I never made it to the point where I needed it to get through the day, but I did get blackout drunk every night and went through about 6-7 liters of whiskey a week
The only thing that kept me from becoming one of those people who drank all day was my job and knowing I needed income to afford more booze and that working drunk would get me fired
But eventually it affected my health so badly I had no choice but to go to a hospital and then a detox clinic
Haven't touched it since, now 3 years sober. Take it one day at a time fellas
So to all the richer druk-fans here, lemme give you a wienertail recipie, my dad invented it when he ran a bar in the early 2000s, girls will love it and you can add a shot of expresso to it afterwards if you want so you dont pass out from the alcohol content. It's easy to make aswell, its called a 'layered' wienertail, strong as shit though, 4 shots.
1x shot Frangelico
1x shot Galliano (vanilla flavor ideally but the generic blue or black bottles work well enough)
1x shot Baileys irish cream whiskey
1x shot Triple Sec (whatever brand you can source) or if you can't get any, Blue Curacao
pour each shot into a cognac glass if you have one, or any wide-base glass, fill the glass with enough milk to make it look like an iced coffee, then add crushed ice if you can, or just a few blocks of ice if you can't. Add a straw and bam, its very classy, the liquors blend brilliantly together, very complex flavour, i've tested it on snooty wasps and budweiser-swilling plebs and both camps seem to like it.
Sadly only well stocked bars will have all 4 of these ingredients soo good luck convincing a barman to make it. I call it the Scallywag.
Posh c**t
the only fancier spirit in that bunch is the triple sec, the rest aren't particularly expensive unless you live where i do where alcohol is taxed to shit.
None of those ingredients are that expensive, especially if you can find them in small bottles.
My stomach feels like aids
Leaky gut syndrome, got it all the time when I was on the sauce especially near the end of my drinking binges
I either dont shit for 3-4 days or shit like 100 times in a single day
Could be irritable bowel syndrome, which can definitely be caused by chronic alcohol consumption. My intestines have never been the same even now after years of non-drinking I can feel just how badly I fricked them up
Based fellow sharter
I'll be happy if I can make it to 60 without having to wear a diaper
I'm not optimistic though
Druk is so finished
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I drank the kratom. cheers druktards
all kratom ever did was give me massive diarrhea
what a letdown that was
weird, it has the opposite effect on most -- slight constipation. It's okay if you can find a good brand, but a lot brands are shit. causes me a lot less problems than alc tho.
Yeah I read that diarrhea is a rare side effect but it does happen, and it happened BAD with me. Never touched it again
I'll stick to the weed which actually regulates my bowels and helps my IBS, and I snort the occasional xanax bar and that's all I need
>snort the occasional xanax
lol don't do that. benzos are more bioavailable via the stomach. just eat them lol
snorting shit is fun though
holy based, me too (except when i combine kratom and beer every weekend)
>i licked the bottle
I AM GONNA SHART
White supremacy. Climate change. Transphobia.
cause everyone trusts you to not drastically fly the plane into a mountainside even if you are drunk cause no-one would be that stupid
>15 beers in
>SHit
>butthole rips
>Blood everytime i wipe
>Takes like 200 wipes and 20 minutes to stop the shit and blood mix
>Had to flush 4 times to my toliet wouldnt block
5 more cans to go
Shove a fat tampon up there.
Outisde now, i'm gonna fricking KO you
the most i can get drunk is twice a week i dunno how people can drink every day the hangovers are too much
that's why you drink 24/7
ASS
>lesser known actors who are literally you
who would you trust more to save your life when the plane malfunctions, a drunk man or a sober woman?
Drump
Trumplesneedson
I like having a jack and coke with my coffee in hte morning 🙂
>the quality of posts declines as the thread gets older
Pretty sure the mass-replyer is some sort of prototype thread-derailer.
Nope justa talkative drunk. Passed out and woke up at 3am.
>It's a Truman has to switch to drinking White Claw surge tallboys to lose weight storyline
Hey that's my personality!
Drinking a white claw right now and watching a Jean Pierre Melville film, Le Cercle Rouge.
For me it's berry Trulys
I get the 8% alcohol tall boys
>*turns me back into a drinker in my path*
Holy shit, Le Cercle Rouge has a fricking DT sequence where one guy hallucinates
this dude is just barely holding on lmao and he's meant to be this ace crackshot lol
Like this has literally just been nonstop fugitive kino combined with an on the run theme added with a heist film, all done in that serious business proto-Michael Mann style movie about men being professionals (similarlly to Bresson, actually, whose film A man escaped might make a good pairing with Army of Shadows, Melville's 1969 resistance masterpiece). And then dropped in the middle of this is a druk frick fallen hard in 5 years drinking himself to death, who gets a phone call for a job and takes the fricking meeting. Then he just fricking looks himself in the mirror and you just fricking get it. Absolutely hilarious
then he first meets the main character like this, only we know his little secret. Absolutely hilarious, love these kinds of jokes with the audience.
Because sobriety is shit. Alcoholism puts you on a different plane to everyone else. Remember that scene he chugs vodka then hes driving with a beer and he's totally chilled and aware of himself. Thats what being drunk does. Some people need alcohol. Not because theyre addicts but because theyre soul just isnt made right.
It's not because your soul is made wrong, it's because there's a hole in it you're trying to fill with a substance. A hole that you'll never fill with alcohol, it will just get bigger and harder to fill until you have a nice day with drink. There ARE other ways to fill it. Hell, even most other drugs are less harmful and addictive than booze. Alcohol is one of the most dangerous and unhealthy substances on earth, above even fricking heroin, and harder to quit than heroin too.
If you think you "need" the alcohol you are lying to yourself, what you actually need is medical help and a support system
>A hole that you'll never fill with alcohol
But I will and I do. I dont want to be sober, none of us do. If it wasnt for liver disease we'd be drunk all the time and we unironically run the world. You dont understand, drunks do EVERYTHING better when theyre drunk. Not just better than theyre sober state but better than normies do. Its like a cheat code. But some of us need it.
I do understand bro, I was getting black out drunk every night for 7 years straight and it was the only way I knew how to cope with life. But eventually you'll reach a certain age, and your health with deteriorate, and you'll find that the stuff is hurting you more than helping you. Your body can't handle that poison forever, you'll either die like a b***h or end up a disabled moron and your poor family will be forced to care for you like an invalid. Quit the sauce before you become a pathetic sack of shit that everyone in your life resents
>7 years
Lol well I guess ive got another 2 years before i need to get serious lmao.
Yeah just wait until your immune system is compromised, you develop diabetes and GERD, your colon is spitting out yellow goop that smells like a corpse, and your nerve damage is so severe that it hurts just to walk up a flight of stairs
Maybe then you won't find drinking all that fun anymore
Oh God its the 28th of December AGAIN. FRICK
>16 hours later, off-topic trash is still up
I'll be a year sober in January. Feels good bros.
Good for you anon, I'll be 3 years on Groundhog Day. Keep on keeping on my melanin enriched brother
Congrats you guys, I gotta quit too. I never was meant for alcohol it seems, but it grabbed me
why didn't he just cut his dick off?
News flash, this movie sucks and the drinking wasn't even that big of an issue
Yeah it was mediocre, but it introduced a lot of normalhomosexuals to the idea of "alcohol bad" so it's a net positive I guess?