Because Miles Morales is going to officially replace Peter Parker in all Spider media and all we will be able to do is cope, seethe, and mald over it as non White zoomies slur up Miles's jizz that shot out after he got plapped down by hung trans Gwen
None of you pass except kind of under 2 pounds of makeup and multiple phone filters. You will never be able to hide your man hands and broad shoulders in the real world.
None of you pass except kind of under 2 pounds of makeup and multiple phone filters. You will never be able to hide your man hands and broad shoulders in the real world.
The only troons that come close to passing are the southeast Asians that spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to get their faces/bones restructured. The "phone filter" crap is just them taking Myspace Angle tricks that fat girls were using to hide their bodies for decades.
Is this the tactic then? We're going to make your character's in universe life a living nightmare until you'll roll over and accept us shoving Miles into your ass?
Miles is his nephew. He loves Miles and cared about him as family. Despite his other moral failings, he wasn't a complete monster who would kill his own nephew.
You are genuinely fricking moronic if you think no white person or character has ever been stopped from pulling the trigger because they found out they were fighting family. How brainrotted are you that you immediately jump to race politics over an ancient trope like this?
Name three white characters who were serial killers for hire absolutely 100% ready to murder a child until they found out they were related to the child, and only then hesitated, for that hesitation to be celebrated as heroic even though the kid would've been 100% dead if it were non-kin to the murderer. Preferably those characters would also be celebrated by the audience, and not be the subject of a moral debate on whether the redemption was deserved.
Vader killed the Emperor and remained a villain figure
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>I am going to be willingly obtuse to cover my gaping butthole
Okay
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>remained a villain figure
Leia named her kids after him in the comics and he got to come back as a space ghost alongside his victim.
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Anon did you miss the part where he killed the master that pushed him to fall to the dark side before dying?
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Beyond what Vader actually did to "redeem" himself you could also argue the difference between Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader (much like Obi Wan does).
I haven't read those comics but I'm assuming Leia doesn't name her kids "Vader" or anything like that
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>Beyond what Vader actually did to "redeem" himself you could also argue the difference between Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader
Given Anakin actually murdered children, by his own admission; an entire movie BEFORE becoming Darth Vader, I think this counts as a distinction without a difference.
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>an entire movie BEFORE becoming Darth Vader
He already was Darth Vader at that point. Literally. He gets called by that name just moments before this.
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Who called him Darth Vader in Episode II? Granted, I think him killing the Sand People were pretty much where he started going off the rails, but I'd swear at that juncture he was still "Anakin."
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I thought you were talking about Episode 3 mb.
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That's also a good point. Compared to Aaron though his "scales" as it were are far more balanced. To the point where it really isn't a fair comparison.
>an entire movie BEFORE becoming Darth Vader
He already was Darth Vader at that point. Literally. He gets called by that name just moments before this.
He means the Tuskins
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Oh yeah. Well these were sand Black folk who raped his mom for weeks and months and who have been called. Really an apples and oranges kind of deal where he wasn't planning on killing them unlike Aaron who was fine with killing kids and the guy who objectively made the world a better place
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>That's also a good point. Compared to Aaron though his "scales" as it were are far more balanced.
True, to get the kind of ending hegets and have it be satisfying he'd either have to Die Saving the City (or at least Miles or something) or have a character arc more like Hobie, a Criminal (really a Bounty Hunter) that turns his life around after meeting Spiderman.
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>he got to come back as a space ghost alongside his victim.
That's the force playing favorites with her chosen one, not Luke making a heroic Darth Vader mural or statue or whatever
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>Leia named her kids after him in the comics
You mean the EU? In those books Leia grapples a lot with the fact that Vader was a bad man not being able to forgive him unlike Luke. The reason she named her son after how he originally was called was to redeem her father's name through her son doing good. Her kid is everything Vader failed to be in that sense.
this scene was so fricking moronic. he literally helped murder spiderman days ago. the guy whos identity the mutt now has stolen. and the moronic rest in power. fricking 65 iq moments.
>Helped kill Spider-Man >Tried to kill Miles multiple times >Only hesitated because he found out who Miles was, would have absolutely killed him had Miles not taken off his mask >Doesn't even reform or change, he just gets killed immediately >Is celebrated with a mural for some reason
>Killer-for-hire >Enforcer for Kingpin the man responsible for all organize crime in New York >Protects his interests in drugs, prostitution and human trafficking, etc. >Rest in power
Miles is smart enough to see that the mural is pure bullshit and Aaron likely cause irreparable damage to his community and families of his victims, but knows to keep his mouth shup for his father's feelings.
You're just being disingenuous by asking for something completely identical to Aaron. Plenty of villainous are redeemed this way all the time. Walter White always saves Jesse and those two aren't even related. Vegeta was a genocidal maniac and slowly becomes a better person because he had sex once. Who cares if Miles mourns his dead uncle with a mural?
Walter literally risked his life and operation for Jesse *only after finding out Jesse was acting out because Gus had a kid (not related to Walt or Jesse) killed*, something Aaron would've been fine with.
>Vegeta was a genocidal maniac and slowly becomes a better person because he had sex once
And he's from a race of aggressive monkey people and never even shows remorse, and the whole situation is stupid and shows how shonentards have zero standards. Goku himself is responsible for countless deaths just because he wanted to test his fighting skills rather than dealing with threats efficiently, they treat human casualties worse than cattle since lol we can just resurrect them.
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>Walter literally risked his life and operation for Jesse *only after finding out Jesse was acting out because Gus had a kid (not related to Walt or Jesse) killed*
That's incorrect, there's no asterisk, Walter is very protective of those he considers family. >And he's from a race of aggressive monkey people and never even shows remorse, and the whole situation is stupid and shows how shonentards have zero standards
Don't throw stones in a glass house capekek.
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>That's incorrect, there's no asterisk, Walter is very protective of those he considers family.
Nope, he was absolutely going to let Jesse die multiple times, in fact he was planning to personally kill him in the finale before seeing what the gang did to him.
>Don't throw stones in a glass house capekek.
I'm saying capekeks are as moronic as shonentards for eating up the Aaron """redemption""".
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> in fact he was planning to personally kill him in the finale before seeing what the gang did to him.
Yeah I don't get why people who love this show don't seem to understand that. The only thing Walter knows before seeing Jesse one last time is that he teamed up with the drug gang to make more of his meth
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>Nope, he was absolutely going to let Jesse die multiple times, in fact he was planning to personally kill him in the finale before seeing what the gang did to him.
Walter was very pissed off over Hank's death and allowed his nazi friends to take Jesse away to kill him. Walter was not aware Jesse was basically enslaved and suffering for all that time, he thought Jesse got a quick end. Walter felt like shit over it and saved him because Walter still cared about Jesse at the end of the day, BCS also showed Walter regretted a lot about how their relationship ended.
>Plenty of villainous are redeemed this way all the time.
No they're not. They actually do good before the die. Him hesitating and choosing not to kill Miles is not heroic itself. Vader sacrificing his life for his son choosing to end it all against the emperor is heroic showing there was a good man behind the robot suit. All they had to do is have Aaron jump infront of Miles to take the bullet even if he didn't know about the Spider-Sense to show there was a good man.
>Helped kill Spider-Man >Tried to kill Miles multiple times >Only hesitated because he found out who Miles was, would have absolutely killed him had Miles not taken off his mask >Doesn't even reform or change, he just gets killed immediately >Is celebrated with a mural for some reason
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On the side of a police station of all places as well. Like the plot of the entire movie it’s just a strange moment if virtue signaling that gets stupider the more you think about it
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>>Is celebrated with a mural for some reason
To be fair this sort of hagiographic rewriting of history to lump everyone as either a good guy or a bad guy is really common in how blacks think, and making murals is also a thing that they do today. So, yes, the fact that he didn't just murderize the gay kid is absolutely enough to get him on a mural.
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>rewriting of history to lump everyone as either a good guy or a bad guy is really common in how blacks think
That's something everyone does though. Nobody lets you talk about what a shitheel someone was after they die because it's "rude".
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It's bizarre even if he's family there is no accountability for him. Would they have given him a mural if he was a pedophile as well
>Miles uncle dies
Second movie
Miles you need to let your dad die because all Spider-Man have a tragic backstory death.
"Yeah, my uncle died and Peter uncle died?"
You are a moron. Across the Memeverse makes it extremely clear that Miles' Uncle Ben event was Prowler dying while every Spider-Man also has yet another canon event about their favourite police captain dying to the arch enemy to save a child (please don't question what actually happened in TASM1). Spider-Man getting married is also a canon event. Spider-Man No More? Also a canon event.
It makes no sense since Miles was not supposed to be Spider-Man as well. Peter dying in that universe wasn't supposed to happen but fans of that shit film probably chalk that up to Miguel becoming a strawman of the audience hating Miles. That indian Spider-Man world having th police captain die also makes no ounce of sense with the established rules. Spot is neither Indian-Man's arch enemy whom he fights nor is a canon event taking place.
in all fairness not alll spider-men are alike, theres no rule on how exact the canon event has to be to the ASM comics
i mean look at tobey, not only does he have organic webs but hes one of several spider-men (like ultimate) who was bitten by a genetically altered spider.
I assume as long as the event is tangentiallly related to an ASM canon eevent, the event haas to play out to reach that conclusion, especially if its a similar shot
oh wait im too high i was about to bring up prowlerr but then i just remembered you mentioned him haha
yeah therex no uncle ben prowler (lol) but he fulfills that similar role to reavh that similar conclusion
admittedly canion events are flawed but we werent supposed to 100% siide with miguel anyway (plus theres more they must reveal in Beyond)
This makes no fricking sense, Aaron died due to his own actions and life choices. His and Ben’s death are NOTHING alike and it’s pretty offensive to compare a man who murdered a peter (hate having to say that) to the inciting event that made Peter become the hero
Considering they are both black, statistically he should have killed him. But then again Miles is a black kid that got super powers and didn't instantly start looting and shooting people. So I guess a bit of suspension of disbelief is needed
It's kind of nuts that the movie tries to halfway redeem him posthumously with that stupid 'rest in power' thing. Dude was literally ready and willing to murder a teenager and only stopped because said teenager was revealed to be related to him.
Because Miles Morales is going to officially replace Peter Parker in all Spider media and all we will be able to do is cope, seethe, and mald over it as non White zoomies slur up Miles's jizz
that shot out after he got plapped down by hung trans Gwen
true.
Yeah because dickgirls are hot and troons find it hard to merely pass.
Plenty pass, plenty don't. Get off /misc/ sometime and you'll see the ones that do.
None of you pass except kind of under 2 pounds of makeup and multiple phone filters. You will never be able to hide your man hands and broad shoulders in the real world.
>Plenty pass
Kek.
The only troons that come close to passing are the southeast Asians that spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to get their faces/bones restructured. The "phone filter" crap is just them taking Myspace Angle tricks that fat girls were using to hide their bodies for decades.
Do you really want them to keep ruining Peter Parker? Every year his life gets shittier and his character "development" dumber.
Is this the tactic then? We're going to make your character's in universe life a living nightmare until you'll roll over and accept us shoving Miles into your ass?
Miles is his nephew. He loves Miles and cared about him as family. Despite his other moral failings, he wasn't a complete monster who would kill his own nephew.
Yes, he was only a monster that would murder any other child that wasn't related to him, this is unironically what non-white morals are like
Sounds based, Whites should adopt that. Maybe we wouldn't be going through soft genocide if we still had warrior spirits and weren't cucked.
Oh yes all those non-civilized warrior tribes are thriving by killing everyone not related to them, it's the perfect societal setup
Those non civilized warrior tribes are invading and conquering Europe and the US via demographic replacement as we speak, son.
They're not doing that through their own might and knowledge, they're doing that through internal sabotage dumbass
And if Whites stopped that internal sabotage by not giving a shit about people that aren't related to them the nonwhite hordes would stop entering.
Throw some brackets on there and everyone here agrees.
You are genuinely fricking moronic if you think no white person or character has ever been stopped from pulling the trigger because they found out they were fighting family. How brainrotted are you that you immediately jump to race politics over an ancient trope like this?
Name three white characters who were serial killers for hire absolutely 100% ready to murder a child until they found out they were related to the child, and only then hesitated, for that hesitation to be celebrated as heroic even though the kid would've been 100% dead if it were non-kin to the murderer. Preferably those characters would also be celebrated by the audience, and not be the subject of a moral debate on whether the redemption was deserved.
Darth Vader for one.
Vader killed the Emperor and remained a villain figure
>I am going to be willingly obtuse to cover my gaping butthole
Okay
>remained a villain figure
Leia named her kids after him in the comics and he got to come back as a space ghost alongside his victim.
Anon did you miss the part where he killed the master that pushed him to fall to the dark side before dying?
Beyond what Vader actually did to "redeem" himself you could also argue the difference between Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader (much like Obi Wan does).
I haven't read those comics but I'm assuming Leia doesn't name her kids "Vader" or anything like that
>Beyond what Vader actually did to "redeem" himself you could also argue the difference between Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader
Given Anakin actually murdered children, by his own admission; an entire movie BEFORE becoming Darth Vader, I think this counts as a distinction without a difference.
>an entire movie BEFORE becoming Darth Vader
He already was Darth Vader at that point. Literally. He gets called by that name just moments before this.
Who called him Darth Vader in Episode II? Granted, I think him killing the Sand People were pretty much where he started going off the rails, but I'd swear at that juncture he was still "Anakin."
I thought you were talking about Episode 3 mb.
That's also a good point. Compared to Aaron though his "scales" as it were are far more balanced. To the point where it really isn't a fair comparison.
He means the Tuskins
Oh yeah. Well these were sand Black folk who raped his mom for weeks and months and who have been called. Really an apples and oranges kind of deal where he wasn't planning on killing them unlike Aaron who was fine with killing kids and the guy who objectively made the world a better place
>That's also a good point. Compared to Aaron though his "scales" as it were are far more balanced.
True, to get the kind of ending hegets and have it be satisfying he'd either have to Die Saving the City (or at least Miles or something) or have a character arc more like Hobie, a Criminal (really a Bounty Hunter) that turns his life around after meeting Spiderman.
>he got to come back as a space ghost alongside his victim.
That's the force playing favorites with her chosen one, not Luke making a heroic Darth Vader mural or statue or whatever
>Leia named her kids after him in the comics
You mean the EU? In those books Leia grapples a lot with the fact that Vader was a bad man not being able to forgive him unlike Luke. The reason she named her son after how he originally was called was to redeem her father's name through her son doing good. Her kid is everything Vader failed to be in that sense.
the guy in Immortal Technique - Dance With The Devil
God man that song. I remember feeling cold fuest time I heard it.
They had a Floyd mural scene in that film?
Do people not tire of seeing politics in their entertainment?
Big Floyd was a great member of the community. Druggie, criminal, woman beater, pornstar.
this scene was so fricking moronic. he literally helped murder spiderman days ago. the guy whos identity the mutt now has stolen. and the moronic rest in power. fricking 65 iq moments.
>Killer-for-hire
>Enforcer for Kingpin the man responsible for all organize crime in New York
>Protects his interests in drugs, prostitution and human trafficking, etc.
>Rest in power
Miles is smart enough to see that the mural is pure bullshit and Aaron likely cause irreparable damage to his community and families of his victims, but knows to keep his mouth shup for his father's feelings.
You're just being disingenuous by asking for something completely identical to Aaron. Plenty of villainous are redeemed this way all the time. Walter White always saves Jesse and those two aren't even related. Vegeta was a genocidal maniac and slowly becomes a better person because he had sex once. Who cares if Miles mourns his dead uncle with a mural?
Because it seems odd to honor the man who killed Spider-Man in what’s alleged to be a love letter to the franchise
Walter literally risked his life and operation for Jesse *only after finding out Jesse was acting out because Gus had a kid (not related to Walt or Jesse) killed*, something Aaron would've been fine with.
>Vegeta was a genocidal maniac and slowly becomes a better person because he had sex once
And he's from a race of aggressive monkey people and never even shows remorse, and the whole situation is stupid and shows how shonentards have zero standards. Goku himself is responsible for countless deaths just because he wanted to test his fighting skills rather than dealing with threats efficiently, they treat human casualties worse than cattle since lol we can just resurrect them.
>Walter literally risked his life and operation for Jesse *only after finding out Jesse was acting out because Gus had a kid (not related to Walt or Jesse) killed*
That's incorrect, there's no asterisk, Walter is very protective of those he considers family.
>And he's from a race of aggressive monkey people and never even shows remorse, and the whole situation is stupid and shows how shonentards have zero standards
Don't throw stones in a glass house capekek.
>That's incorrect, there's no asterisk, Walter is very protective of those he considers family.
Nope, he was absolutely going to let Jesse die multiple times, in fact he was planning to personally kill him in the finale before seeing what the gang did to him.
>Don't throw stones in a glass house capekek.
I'm saying capekeks are as moronic as shonentards for eating up the Aaron """redemption""".
> in fact he was planning to personally kill him in the finale before seeing what the gang did to him.
Yeah I don't get why people who love this show don't seem to understand that. The only thing Walter knows before seeing Jesse one last time is that he teamed up with the drug gang to make more of his meth
>Nope, he was absolutely going to let Jesse die multiple times, in fact he was planning to personally kill him in the finale before seeing what the gang did to him.
Walter was very pissed off over Hank's death and allowed his nazi friends to take Jesse away to kill him. Walter was not aware Jesse was basically enslaved and suffering for all that time, he thought Jesse got a quick end. Walter felt like shit over it and saved him because Walter still cared about Jesse at the end of the day, BCS also showed Walter regretted a lot about how their relationship ended.
>Plenty of villainous are redeemed this way all the time.
No they're not. They actually do good before the die. Him hesitating and choosing not to kill Miles is not heroic itself. Vader sacrificing his life for his son choosing to end it all against the emperor is heroic showing there was a good man behind the robot suit. All they had to do is have Aaron jump infront of Miles to take the bullet even if he didn't know about the Spider-Sense to show there was a good man.
>Serial killer who was okay with murdering children
>He needs a memorial
What's up with burgers putting killers and pedophiles on a pedastal
It's not that he stopped because Miles was his nephew, it's that he was celebrated like some kind of redeemed hero when he was anything but
He was literally murdered before he could do anything.
He was complicit in the murder of Spider-Man and is celebrated for it
>Helped kill Spider-Man
>Tried to kill Miles multiple times
>Only hesitated because he found out who Miles was, would have absolutely killed him had Miles not taken off his mask
>Doesn't even reform or change, he just gets killed immediately
>Is celebrated with a mural for some reason
On the side of a police station of all places as well. Like the plot of the entire movie it’s just a strange moment if virtue signaling that gets stupider the more you think about it
>>Is celebrated with a mural for some reason
To be fair this sort of hagiographic rewriting of history to lump everyone as either a good guy or a bad guy is really common in how blacks think, and making murals is also a thing that they do today. So, yes, the fact that he didn't just murderize the gay kid is absolutely enough to get him on a mural.
>rewriting of history to lump everyone as either a good guy or a bad guy is really common in how blacks think
That's something everyone does though. Nobody lets you talk about what a shitheel someone was after they die because it's "rude".
It's bizarre even if he's family there is no accountability for him. Would they have given him a mural if he was a pedophile as well
>Miles uncle dies
Second movie
Miles you need to let your dad die because all Spider-Man have a tragic backstory death.
"Yeah, my uncle died and Peter uncle died?"
Miles's dad wasn't the Uncle Ben event, it was the George Stacy event.
It's that moronic
You are a moron. Across the Memeverse makes it extremely clear that Miles' Uncle Ben event was Prowler dying while every Spider-Man also has yet another canon event about their favourite police captain dying to the arch enemy to save a child (please don't question what actually happened in TASM1). Spider-Man getting married is also a canon event. Spider-Man No More? Also a canon event.
Canon events are a moronic concept to begin with and you are moronic for engaging with them
The movie establishes these rules and it's shit for it.
That is extra moronic since that universe's Uncle Ben already died, successor's don't have that bullshit.
It makes no sense since Miles was not supposed to be Spider-Man as well. Peter dying in that universe wasn't supposed to happen but fans of that shit film probably chalk that up to Miguel becoming a strawman of the audience hating Miles. That indian Spider-Man world having th police captain die also makes no ounce of sense with the established rules. Spot is neither Indian-Man's arch enemy whom he fights nor is a canon event taking place.
in all fairness not alll spider-men are alike, theres no rule on how exact the canon event has to be to the ASM comics
i mean look at tobey, not only does he have organic webs but hes one of several spider-men (like ultimate) who was bitten by a genetically altered spider.
I assume as long as the event is tangentiallly related to an ASM canon eevent, the event haas to play out to reach that conclusion, especially if its a similar shot
oh wait im too high i was about to bring up prowlerr but then i just remembered you mentioned him haha
yeah therex no uncle ben prowler (lol) but he fulfills that similar role to reavh that similar conclusion
admittedly canion events are flawed but we werent supposed to 100% siide with miguel anyway (plus theres more they must reveal in Beyond)
This makes no fricking sense, Aaron died due to his own actions and life choices. His and Ben’s death are NOTHING alike and it’s pretty offensive to compare a man who murdered a peter (hate having to say that) to the inciting event that made Peter become the hero
because he's family you dumbass
Because that would be giving the audience what they want.
since when does spider-man has a moai villain?
What's wrong with his face?
From the thumbnail it looked like Miles was doing one of those over the too dbz screams.
It'd help you pass if you shaved that pedo stache.
Considering they are both black, statistically he should have killed him. But then again Miles is a black kid that got super powers and didn't instantly start looting and shooting people. So I guess a bit of suspension of disbelief is needed
thats his nephew...
and 2 second before removing the mask it was still a child ready to be gutted
>Kingpin has the chance to kill another Spider-Man
>Shoots his own henchmen instead
What was he thinking
It's kind of nuts that the movie tries to halfway redeem him posthumously with that stupid 'rest in power' thing. Dude was literally ready and willing to murder a teenager and only stopped because said teenager was revealed to be related to him.
he actually likes his nephew