For those who want to be part of this epic Cinemaphile forced meme there are three easy steps.
Step 1: This is considered the most important step. See what movie this epic Cinemaphile meme is being applied to today. Most of the time it's the older Sam Raimi Spiderman movies but since these threads die very fast the guys that force this apply it to other movies now. This thread however uses the Raimi Spiderman meme. Please pay attention.
Step 2: Take an iconic scene in the movie, any will do as long as people remember the scene. Greentext a quote from the scene and twist the words to use anti semitisim, racism, homophobia or any other edgy as frick topic. Go nuts, the sky is the limit! The more vulgar it is the more epic the meme is. This takes us to the final step.....
Step 3: Make a regular post, taking the position of a normal person and pretend to be disgusted by that scene. I know, I know, this is Cinemaphile, a site where gore flows like fine wine but that's what makes this meme edgy, wacky and zany. We pretend to be offended by that fake scene. Funny huh?
Now that you understand how to do this, have fun kids. Happy memeing!
No, it makes sense for both. Spider-Man learned his lesson. Batman isn't the Punishers in a bat mask, he believes in law.
If you have a problem with the villains escaping or not dying, that's you blaming the heroes, instead of the justice system.
>Batman believes in Law
No he doesn't. He believes in justice. The only reason he leaves criminals in the custody of the police is because he knows Gordon is a good and just man, even if he's handicapped by the system of Law
Peter didn't kill goblin. Green goblin did some dumbass shit and Peter didnt have the strength to like catch the glider and save him, he just got his ass whooped and just GTFO of the way. If he was watching someone else do it, he may have stepped in and saved the goblin
Just because Peter played it off like a chad doesn't mean that to he wouldnt have saved goblin if he had the strength to do so. Peter was simply in no position to stop the goblin from killing himself without also sacrificing his own life in the process, and Norman wasn't fricking worth that
They were made for 7-12 year olds, there's a reason that comic nerds and nerds in general have been the butt of jokes since day 1. The cream of the crop of comic characters are entertaining sure, but every other aspect of the medium is cringe in adulthood
NWH was a victory lap for Tobey. He had his time as Spider-Man and is practically retired now so he's relaxed and just having fun in the role. It'd honestly be embarrassing and sad to see a 40+ year old man tryharding for a fan service cameo. So desperate for the studio to take him back and give him a second chance after his awful first run...
Garfield didn't have a bad first run, pretty much nobody has anything bad to say about his performances in those movie and focus is nearly all on how badly the studio fricked him over.
He played it too quiet and gay instead of too awkward but masculine like Toby played it. But that can be down to writing too, I haven't seen them in years.
Otherwise I think he was a decent Spiderman but Toby is the current champ still.
Tobey played the best Peter. But his Spider-Man was too rigid and inflexible.
Garfield Spider-Man was very flexible and moved like an arachnid. Plus his web swinging was on point. Garfield was superior.
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Yeah Garfield's body mechanics are better, he was more traditional Spiderman whereas Tony was more of a hard-hitting heavy. But imo Tony's Spiderman had a personality that fitted his build and his a fighting style, so the film is more complete and coherent
He was the best actor when he was in the suit as spiderman he was superior to Toby and Holland in that aspect, his Peter Parker was hit or miss, but that was more do to them writing him as some kinda cool rebellious teenager instead of a dorky kid.
That's fair, but a truly, stereotypical "dork" wouldn't have the courage to become Spiderman, powers or no. Toby's Peter Parker had courage but was a book worm and socially clueless
He was the best actor when he was in the suit as spiderman he was superior to Toby and Holland in that aspect, his Peter Parker was hit or miss, but that was more do to them writing him as some kinda cool rebellious teenager instead of a dorky kid.
No, but having the scars on his face and the last stand suit is you stupid homosexual.
NWH was a victory lap for Tobey. He had his time as Spider-Man and is practically retired now so he's relaxed and just having fun in the role. It'd honestly be embarrassing and sad to see a 40+ year old man tryharding for a fan service cameo. So desperate for the studio to take him back and give him a second chance after his awful first run...
>he was just pretending to be bad
I love the Raimi flicks but Tobey was sleepwalking in NWH. Garfield was always the superior Spider-Man
because the whole point is that both andrew and garfield already went through their punished arc, and they came to give holland spider boy hope and guide him through his grief
The thing with the Goblins death in the first movie is, even if his plan succeeded and Spidey got turned into a shish kebab there was a good chance he'd get fricked up by the glider's blades as well, was he just too crazy or stupid to care?
He was likely bleeding to death and going to a hospital would've been a life sentence in the worst federal prison they could find for him. Some people will happily fight to their dying breath if it means taking their enemies with them
The only good part of this movie ended up being the Garfield spiderman somehow. Him saving the falling girl this time and barely holding it together later was great.
for that very reason
>I don't know what happened here. But white men seem much rarer in your universe than mine. You can't do this.
For those who want to be part of this epic Cinemaphile forced meme there are three easy steps.
Step 1: This is considered the most important step. See what movie this epic Cinemaphile meme is being applied to today. Most of the time it's the older Sam Raimi Spiderman movies but since these threads die very fast the guys that force this apply it to other movies now. This thread however uses the Raimi Spiderman meme. Please pay attention.
Step 2: Take an iconic scene in the movie, any will do as long as people remember the scene. Greentext a quote from the scene and twist the words to use anti semitisim, racism, homophobia or any other edgy as frick topic. Go nuts, the sky is the limit! The more vulgar it is the more epic the meme is. This takes us to the final step.....
Step 3: Make a regular post, taking the position of a normal person and pretend to be disgusted by that scene. I know, I know, this is Cinemaphile, a site where gore flows like fine wine but that's what makes this meme edgy, wacky and zany. We pretend to be offended by that fake scene. Funny huh?
Now that you understand how to do this, have fun kids. Happy memeing!
>Reddit spacing
Not gonna read your cringe slop post.
That pasta is older than you, zoomer.
>pasta
It's clearly one gay posting it since only 2021.
RAIMIIIIII
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>"saves" everyone by sending them back to the moment they were about to die
moron movie
No kill rule ruined Spider-Man and Batman.
Batman's no kill is fine considering he revels in permanently crippling criminals, but he still should've paralysed the Joker from the neck down
>Batman's no kill is fine
>"I AM NOT GONNA KILL YOU... BUT I AM NOT GONNA SAVE YOU EITHER!!"
BRAVO NOLAN
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To be fair it was made during the War On Terror, and we don't negotiate with terrorists
Batman destroyed the control panel so he couldn't save himself either
He didn't do it on purpose
>i'm going to say this cool line about how I won't kill you but not before I accidently cause your death
>Maybe I should apologise to this terrorist before his own actions get him killed
Batman's plan led to his death, the line is just pure cope
That was actually out of character. Comic Batman would have saved him.
No, it makes sense for both. Spider-Man learned his lesson. Batman isn't the Punishers in a bat mask, he believes in law.
If you have a problem with the villains escaping or not dying, that's you blaming the heroes, instead of the justice system.
>Batman believes in Law
No he doesn't. He believes in justice. The only reason he leaves criminals in the custody of the police is because he knows Gordon is a good and just man, even if he's handicapped by the system of Law
He didn't kill him, Green Goblin tried to kill Toby and Toby just moved out of the way. Green Goblin killed himself
If you kill a guy, you'll go on a dark path, believe me, I can't let you
Yeah, I went on a dark path and I'm better now, but there's no way you could come off your dark path
nothing personal kid
Peter didn't kill goblin. Green goblin did some dumbass shit and Peter didnt have the strength to like catch the glider and save him, he just got his ass whooped and just GTFO of the way. If he was watching someone else do it, he may have stepped in and saved the goblin
Peter ducked the glider, let it hit Osborn, and quipped "I missed the part where that's my problem"
Just because Peter played it off like a chad doesn't mean that to he wouldnt have saved goblin if he had the strength to do so. Peter was simply in no position to stop the goblin from killing himself without also sacrificing his own life in the process, and Norman wasn't fricking worth that
They were following the comic.
Who was crucified on a cross of gold?
The comic implies that humble men are crucified on crosses of gold, so there.
That's a cool metaphor tbh, and I'm a Christian
They were referencing Elvis Presley dying on his fancy toilet in his mansion
Man comics suck
They were made for 7-12 year olds, there's a reason that comic nerds and nerds in general have been the butt of jokes since day 1. The cream of the crop of comic characters are entertaining sure, but every other aspect of the medium is cringe in adulthood
>whump
What the frick, that thing's smaller than a skateboard. A grown man stands on and flies around on that?
MOGGED
Based.
Garfield acted circles around Tobey in nwh.
NWH was a victory lap for Tobey. He had his time as Spider-Man and is practically retired now so he's relaxed and just having fun in the role. It'd honestly be embarrassing and sad to see a 40+ year old man tryharding for a fan service cameo. So desperate for the studio to take him back and give him a second chance after his awful first run...
Garfield didn't have a bad first run, pretty much nobody has anything bad to say about his performances in those movie and focus is nearly all on how badly the studio fricked him over.
He played it too quiet and gay instead of too awkward but masculine like Toby played it. But that can be down to writing too, I haven't seen them in years.
Otherwise I think he was a decent Spiderman but Toby is the current champ still.
Tobey played the best Peter. But his Spider-Man was too rigid and inflexible.
Garfield Spider-Man was very flexible and moved like an arachnid. Plus his web swinging was on point. Garfield was superior.
Yeah Garfield's body mechanics are better, he was more traditional Spiderman whereas Tony was more of a hard-hitting heavy. But imo Tony's Spiderman had a personality that fitted his build and his a fighting style, so the film is more complete and coherent
That's fair, but a truly, stereotypical "dork" wouldn't have the courage to become Spiderman, powers or no. Toby's Peter Parker had courage but was a book worm and socially clueless
He was the best actor when he was in the suit as spiderman he was superior to Toby and Holland in that aspect, his Peter Parker was hit or miss, but that was more do to them writing him as some kinda cool rebellious teenager instead of a dorky kid.
Tobey didn't kill him though. He accidentally killed himself.
I just watched this movie and am impressed by the despair kino. Honestly didn't expect that out of an MCU movie.
Why didn't they give Tobey a beard? Would have been more kino to make his spiderman actually look old and grizzled
>we need an edgy and dark spiderman
frick no
>having a beard is dark and edgy
homosexual troony
No, but having the scars on his face and the last stand suit is you stupid homosexual.
>he was just pretending to be bad
I love the Raimi flicks but Tobey was sleepwalking in NWH. Garfield was always the superior Spider-Man
because the whole point is that both andrew and garfield already went through their punished arc, and they came to give holland spider boy hope and guide him through his grief
I don't know why Goblin died in the first spider-man, he was impaled in the crotch.
Just because you got your bits chopped off and survived doesn't mean anything.
YWNBAW
Black person getting stabbed in the femoral artery is a death sentence
To teach White people not to kill their enemies, israelites.
His hairline is distracting. Did he gamble away his Rogaine money?
>he wasn't able to save his Norman
>lost a father figure
>lost Harry's friendship
>Harry went insane and also died
Norman dying didn't make Toby's world any better.
He didnt kill him,it wasnt possible for him to dodge the blade and save osborne at the same time.
The thing with the Goblins death in the first movie is, even if his plan succeeded and Spidey got turned into a shish kebab there was a good chance he'd get fricked up by the glider's blades as well, was he just too crazy or stupid to care?
He was likely bleeding to death and going to a hospital would've been a life sentence in the worst federal prison they could find for him. Some people will happily fight to their dying breath if it means taking their enemies with them
whos that
You really wanna know?
The only good part of this movie ended up being the Garfield spiderman somehow. Him saving the falling girl this time and barely holding it together later was great.
Because that Spider-Man accidently killed him and regretted it for two movies afterwards.