>In middle earth Arwen was the most "white chick" you could possibly get
This. Tolkien actually specified in a letter that by calling Elves "fairest" he meant Whitest.
The elf was a better choice for his offspring though, because they would get enhanced powers over just regular woman genetics.
Imagine if your dad could have impregnated an 8 foot tall Amazon so his sons would be giants, but instead he impregnated a 5'2 qt and ended up cursing his sons with being manlets
Honestly in the first draft he did, but Tolkien had been writing and rewriting the beren and luthien story and decided to make it a bit of symmetry where the end of Sauron and the unification of the the blood line mirrors Morgoth end and the start of the blood line
Because Aragorn is the product of a 3000 year long selective breeding program in which each heir of Isildur married a Dunedain (descendants of Numenoreans) in order to preserve the gifts they had such as long life and being very tall. Eowyn is just a regular human with a regular lifespan. Tolkien refers to this as “mingling with lesser blood”. The stewards of Gondor (Denethor, Boromir, Faramir) presumably also had longer life spans because they were descendants of the Numernoreans like the Dunedain but they mingled with lesser blood and became regular humans. However because Arwen is an elf it doesn’t matter if Aragorn marries outside the Dunedain.
Because Eowyn was a white human woman that was already in her late 20s. She had 3 good years left. Within 30 she'd look like a saggy old hag while Aragorn would just be starting to look like he's mid-30s. By the time she died a shriveled old mummy he would visibly be in his 40s. Conversely by going the elven route he gets a woman who will look early-20 something his whole life.
Elves are superior and Aragorn being the greatest of men got the greatest of rewards: tight nubile elven snizz for life.
>while Aragorn would just be starting to look like he's mid-30s
In the book he's described as looking haggard with greying hair. One of the reasons Frodo trusts him at first is because he believes an agent of Sauron wouldn't look like such a bum.
Elven fever is a b***h
why was i born in a world with no elf pussy
gonna kms for a reroll
You can at least find Dwarf pussy irl if you look hard enough
here you go anon.
10/10 in Moria
Id rather try my luck with the orc women
What about a goblin?
Perfect lay for those dark caves, would ride her like a Warg
i-is that a filter?
>that thing unironically gets more matches than the overwhelming majority of men
In middle earth Arwen was the most "white chick" you could possibly get. Eowyn and her entire people were primitives.
>In middle earth Arwen was the most "white chick" you could possibly get
This. Tolkien actually specified in a letter that by calling Elves "fairest" he meant Whitest.
The elf was a better choice for his offspring though, because they would get enhanced powers over just regular woman genetics.
Imagine if your dad could have impregnated an 8 foot tall Amazon so his sons would be giants, but instead he impregnated a 5'2 qt and ended up cursing his sons with being manlets
He is like 4 times older
Honestly in the first draft he did, but Tolkien had been writing and rewriting the beren and luthien story and decided to make it a bit of symmetry where the end of Sauron and the unification of the the blood line mirrors Morgoth end and the start of the blood line
He was gay for me
>Chad wants to frick me but other Chad also wants to frick me. Woe is me!
Faramir is actually a damsel in distress
While Eowyn is out slaying the witch king Faramir is held captive and going to be burned by his father.
Then Eowyn the night slays the dragon and the dark rider, and is married to the prince and becomes a queen from her deeds
^^^ That, Faramir is incredibly beta, an honorable beta but beta nonetheless
because he was already in love with the elf woman, for a while by that point as well
once you go elf white goes on the shelf
Because Aragorn is the product of a 3000 year long selective breeding program in which each heir of Isildur married a Dunedain (descendants of Numenoreans) in order to preserve the gifts they had such as long life and being very tall. Eowyn is just a regular human with a regular lifespan. Tolkien refers to this as “mingling with lesser blood”. The stewards of Gondor (Denethor, Boromir, Faramir) presumably also had longer life spans because they were descendants of the Numernoreans like the Dunedain but they mingled with lesser blood and became regular humans. However because Arwen is an elf it doesn’t matter if Aragorn marries outside the Dunedain.
female elves are immune to wall.
Galadriel was Arwen grandmother and was hot as frick
I like that Arwen didn’t get what death was until Aragorn died
She's thousands of years old. Surely she'd have met other men, dwarves, or hobbits that died. And they kill Orcs all the time.
Elves aren't white?
Well I guess so since /misc/ thinks israelites aren't white as well
>/misc/ thinks israelites aren't white as well
Jews themselves swear they aren't white, 90% of the time.
They shapeshift when it's convenient
Because Eowyn was a white human woman that was already in her late 20s. She had 3 good years left. Within 30 she'd look like a saggy old hag while Aragorn would just be starting to look like he's mid-30s. By the time she died a shriveled old mummy he would visibly be in his 40s. Conversely by going the elven route he gets a woman who will look early-20 something his whole life.
Elves are superior and Aragorn being the greatest of men got the greatest of rewards: tight nubile elven snizz for life.
>while Aragorn would just be starting to look like he's mid-30s
In the book he's described as looking haggard with greying hair. One of the reasons Frodo trusts him at first is because he believes an agent of Sauron wouldn't look like such a bum.