Why didn't he say a cool line at this moment. He should have said something like
"Hey Thanos, guess what time it is?"
"What time is it?"
"You must be a nail, because it's time to hammer you into some wood"
Why didn't he say a cool line at this moment. He should have said something like
k
>hey thanos
>yeah, captain america?
>frick you!
>wtf-ARGGG!!!
woulda been epic
never try to write dialogue again
What's wrong with it?
He should keep trying, he needs practice badly.
wouldn't it have been better if cap threw the shield at him and he replied:
>"did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? the frick..."
>"im supposed to be a spider, not a dog"
HAHAHAHHAHHHHHHAHHHAHAHDHYDJA
What if Cap threw his shield at Spider-Man and then he called him a Black person
that would be rude and uncalled for
Nobody would have heard the line because the audiences were screaming and shitting.
he should've said "guess who's worthy now b***h!" before shooting lightning at his face.
i almost did a spit take
you must be below 90 iq to unironically enjoy the mcu
>Thor: "but that's my hammer..."
>Tony and Thanks (simultaneously): "oooh... Akwaaaaaard"
Thanos: "No."
He picked up the hammer??? He picked up the hammer?! OH MY SCIENCE HE PICKED UP THE HAMMER!!!
BABE, TYONE, COME QUICK, BE PICKED UP THE HECKIN' HAMMER!!!!
I'M.... I'M.... I'M GONNA CHEEEEEER
Where do you people keep getting these pictures of me
Thanos should have been able to lift Mjolnir. I know it makes no sense buy it would have been kino.
He should have said
>AVENGEEEEERRRRRS…. ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!
while the theme blared, but instead he whispered it quietly and the first time (and only time) I saw it I didn’t even know what he said until I saw it being meme’d about on Cinemaphile later
We have to use our good goy inside voices this huge alien warscape… shhhh.
>finally introduce your main 20 movie arc villain
>he's already less powerful than half the cast
>could have been solo's by Dr Strange or Captain Marvel alone
>In fact the main cast had already beaten celestials and interdimensional gods
Did they wait too long?
I certainly barely have a frick by that point and I even liked Ifinity War, but the last MCU I gave a half a frick about before that was civil war and that was like 10 movies hence. And Endgame was garbage and I never watched another Mcu since and never will again, awful shit who gives a frick
Also
>Isn't even the Thanos that did the snap due to time frickery
I think they relied on the concept of him never really being at full strength, showing restraint for the sake of the stones, not discriminately murdering except for the one Black person on the space ship which was spiritually his death sentence.
>Cap:Hey Thanos, hope your ass is ready for a pounding!
>SpiderMan:OMG No, Cap!
>Tony:Haha, Steve we're gonna run a train on your new gf!
>Thanos:I'm about to be stuffed.
>smokes joint
>man, I'm infinity stones!
>*Seth rogan laugh*
>It's hammertime...
Would have been kino.
i hate marvelshit so much
“Get fricked you purple homosexual”