>Be Thanos
>Grew up starving and poor
>Use Gauntlet for unlimited resources.
Problems solved
Why didn't he use the infinity gauntlet to increase resources? Is he retarded?
>Be Thanos
>Grew up starving and poor
>Use Gauntlet for unlimited resources.
Problems solved
hurrrr why didn't he feed the multiplying virus?
Killing half the virus doesn't get rid of the virus, just delays the inevitable.
Dumbass
hurrrr why didn't he kill all the virus then? problem solved
What would you do with a one-time-use infinity gauntlet?
Make everyone in the universe an incel chud
Turn the universe into an mlp one
As a non brony would I hate the mlp universe? I don’t think I want to live in the mlp universe just because you do, I’m sorry. I just don’t think I want that.
Free healthcare and university for every single person in the world
make a planet composed entirely of chicken nuggets
Mandated government issued blue alien gf
Buy a house.
Start my life over at age 5 with all my current memories
Yeeeees. This would be so cool, except I'd be a pedo during hs. Back in time 5, not just 5, right?
make him love me back
jerk off really hard
Reverse this guy
wish
I would turn myself into a young beautiful busty biological woman.
The phrase "biological woman" is chudspeak
Either snap myself into a nigh immortal being or create a new source of extremely high amounts of energy, like practical fusion or the likes, to propel humanity into an interstellar species
give myself the power to make anyone shit their pants on command
Reduce violent crime in the USA by 50%
Hey, hey, cool it with the racism pal.
Couldn't he shrink everyone to half size?
>Kill half the population at random because it’s “fair”
>Implying the life of a life sentenced serial killer is worth the same as a nun who feeds the homeless and cures the sick
This is genuinely his greatest crime. Already deciding to kill half he should've been more selective in the process.
He's a violent sadist and the ecoterrorism stuff is a result of his banishment from his home world. It's not meant to be fully rational
amazing that some people don't get this
Lmao, none of that is even implied so there’s no reason for people to “get” this. You’re not smart.
>the fact that he is a violent sadist is not implied
are you kidding me? hes literally smiling with glee as he drives an axe into thor's chest in endgame
fricking moron
NTA but there's nothing wrong with enjoying a good fight or something you're good at.
So what, homosexual? How does him smiling while fighting become an “implication” in the movie as to why he decided to end half the life on the universe at random rather than arbitrarily? That’s a huge leap and you’re moronic.
the whole argument is whether he's a violent sadist. him enjoying causing pain is sadistic.
>"im about to destroy your planet and I'm going to enjoy it, very very much"
>sa·dis·tic
>deriving pleasure from inflicting pain, suffering, or humiliation on others.
do not reply to me again until you work your ass through a hooked on phonics course, you absolute illiterate
>the whole argument is whether he's a violent sadist.
No it’s not.
>>"im about to destroy your planet and I'm going to enjoy it, very very much"
>sa·dis·tic
>deriving pleasure from inflicting pain, suffering, or humiliation on others.
Non sequitur
>you absolute illiterate
You are the dumbest pseud I have ever seen
I thought him cutting off the hands of the dwarf who made the infinity gauntlet for him was a pretty dick move. He just robbed him of his purpose in life, at that point it would have been less dickish to just kill him instead of leaving him there all alone to mope forever.
I thought he was a simp for Death? Even though she fricks Deadpool regularly. She's a real bawd in the Marvel universe
Cablebros, how do we respond this without sounding mad?
Yes in the Infinity Gauntlet storyline from the comics he's gathering the stones in order to impress Death because he's a fricking simp. Nothing more.
Yes but arguably cut out because would seem like Death worshipping and its a big no no in China and other places, and 2dark for americ**ts
So instead of thinking something coherently villainesque, ominously godlike, they did Thanos an purple idiot that wouldve died to Antman in his rectum
>The MAD titan
>umm guys why this guy seems a little off?
If the snap kills half of all life, wouldn't it just kill a bunch of plankton, ants, flies, and mosquitoes and leave humans almost untouched?
Pretty sure it works on intent, and he didn't give a shit about any of that
Why would it leave humans untouched?
Thanos also says that people have become ungrateful and greedy and infinite resources would make that far worse, everyone would become a fatass.
>Thanos "the mad Titan"
>just kidding he's an Eternal
>Finally, now that I have gathered all the infinity stones, I have the power to erase half of the universe's population!
>randomly and without personal judgement of course
>[Thanos looks into the camera and winks]
>*snaps fingers*
>Most of Africa's, China's and India's population disappears.
>literally a grapefruit
In the comics he simps for a female personification of death so he really is just whaling her job
The movies made him too rasonable and agreeable, making his more demented decisions stand out further.
One of the weirdest parts of endgame is how they have multiple lines of dialogue or background shit that shows his plan worked and that Earth's environment was healing
Lol how they had Natasha whine to Cap that he shouldn't dare mention the bright side as if her b***hy ass saying it would make it endearing
>This is better than him wanting to shag the Grim Reaper.
>increase resources
>moronic life reproduce like rabbits with new abundance
>now in the same situation but with more people
Getting rid of half the pop also kicks the can down the road though, since populations would regrow and stabilize as they were again in due time, but with less genetic variance from half the genetic stock being removed instantly. 2nd thanos' plan was better to create a new universe and instill in them the knowledge needed as the god of that universe. Unironically wanted to become the abrahamic god
>Is he moronic?
the writers definitely are
>Can wish for anything
>Nooooo he cant wish for that because i dont agree with that worldview what a plothole!!!!!!
Because he's not a communist
I knew the MCU pretty early on but completely lost any interest in it when they changed his motives from the comics.
>I knew the MCU was getting lame pretty early on
No, not problem solved. That would accelerate the gestation periods of the Celestials, which is why he did what he did in the MCU.
In the comics he does it to impress Lady Death, one of the Four Horsemen. In the MCU he does it because his own planet, Titan, is destroyed by a Celestial Emergence. Something he warned them about and they ignored.
Killing half the people in the Universe starved the Celestials at the centre of habital worlds, delaying the emergence indefinitely.
Just be happy they didn't kill off all males and make it a estrogen cape fest.
Were engaged animals with only 3 or 4 left also clapped? If so, kek. Bye rhino, panda, w.e.
Yes he was right. should have gone further actually
IW and Endgame are so moronic tha froze people scared and cant admit they were
Imagine 20+ movies ending in this plot. Like "yeeeeeah ... It was... Cool am i rite? Guys?" And nobody wanted to say how fricktarded it all was.
Now people is just saying "well it wasnt SO bad, cuz it got worse"
>Use Gauntlet for unlimited resources.
No.