why didnt hobbits get rings of power? all the other races got one

why didnt hobbits get rings of power?
all the other races got one

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tree people, orcs and large Eagles didn't

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eagles

      if you start giving rings to every animal too, it would need a quite bit of materials

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the idea is they live such peaceful and pure lives they cant become corrupted. also the ring works differently in the books.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are irrelevant
      That's their whole thing
      The original idea for the ring was that it would give you more of what you already have. Which is how a powerful being like Sauron could use it to multiply his power. And why a small irrelevant creature like a hobbit would turn invisible. But that was changed when Tolkien thought that it would be cool to have more than just one ring in the story.

      It extends your lifespan, consumes your thoughts, while wearing it your hearing is enhanced but your vision reduced, it seems to be able to change your appearance to others, Sam is mistaken for a big warrior by some orcs when he wears it. Frodo also seems to change appearance slightly in the eyes of Sam, when he makes Gollum swear on the ring.
      I'd say that was also the only instance of Frodo actually using the ring's power to dominate someone's will. Although when he asks Galadriel why it doesn't let him dominate people, she tells him it's because he hasn't tried to.

      hobbits are a race branched off from men. did you even read the books?

      NO. ONE. CARES. ABOUT. THE. BOOKS.
      This board is for the Peter Jackson movies EXCLUSIVELY. Go to /lit if you want to jerk off onto a page. We'll be here watching kino.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the books inform the films

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are irrelevant in the movies too, the other races have powerful kingdoms and the hobbits have little villages of underground houses
        A better question would be why didn't the orcs get rings

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          orcs are corrupted elves. did you even watch the movies?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frankly none of the kingdoms we saw in the movie were that big. Biggest was probably the tree people because all of the forest was their kingdom, technically.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        cringe

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Film gays get out.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no one cares about what assburgers think either but here you are

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >books
      >TV and film
      Huh

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the hobbits were essentially unknown

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is New Zealand so comfy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how come they all look like the same person

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How come not a single pose is accurate

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they do not desire power like men, dwarves and elves.

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    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks safe to me

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are irrelevant
    That's their whole thing
    The original idea for the ring was that it would give you more of what you already have. Which is how a powerful being like Sauron could use it to multiply his power. And why a small irrelevant creature like a hobbit would turn invisible. But that was changed when Tolkien thought that it would be cool to have more than just one ring in the story.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does the ring of power do other than turn you invisible?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It extends your lifespan, consumes your thoughts, while wearing it your hearing is enhanced but your vision reduced, it seems to be able to change your appearance to others, Sam is mistaken for a big warrior by some orcs when he wears it. Frodo also seems to change appearance slightly in the eyes of Sam, when he makes Gollum swear on the ring.
      I'd say that was also the only instance of Frodo actually using the ring's power to dominate someone's will. Although when he asks Galadriel why it doesn't let him dominate people, she tells him it's because he hasn't tried to.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn’t wearing it, and Gollum swore by the ring, not on it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're right, but to Sam his appearance also changed

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone actually enjoy the 30 minutes after the frodo wakes up at the end?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hobbits are a race branched off from men. did you even read the books?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should have used a drug mule instead of hobbits. put it in a box that cant be opened and order half a dozen elf ninjas to throw it in the volcano.
    problem solved

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hobbits are a kind of Man, not their own race

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the point of the rings was to corrupt and control the powerful races.
    Hobbits were no threat.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      so the lesson is never underestimate your enemies?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sort of. Gandalf was the only person in the world who saw the value of Hobbits. They were his secret weapon.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the recurring theme in Tolkien: the mighty destroyed by the humble.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My understanding is nobody really knew they existed.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hobbits are humans

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't exist.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not all races are equal

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because hobbits are notoriously easy to kill

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    even in middle-earth, shortkings can't catch a break....

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you not remember what happened the minute some hobbits found a ring? The Shire wouldn't last a month before they all killed/enslaved each other

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hobbits weren't around when the Rings were made.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sauron was racist

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hobbits used to be black (thanks Bezos!) and Sauron is a racist prick.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Hobbits where a younger race that only recently came to existence.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why didnt hobbits get rings of power?
    >all the other races got one
    the vast majority of races did not and the hobbits are an unimportant minor population and race.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the vast majority of races did not
      Literally all races but hobbits got them.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except for the ents, the orcs, and the eagles.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          and the Shelobs

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ents
          They're plants, not people.

          >orcs
          They're elves, Morgoth took their foreskins and brainwashed them with propaganda, turning them into abominations. Still elves.

          >eagles
          Not people.
          >b-but they can't talk
          Just like (you), point still stands.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Elves and Dwarves are not people either.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              They were created by the Valar to be people, so they're people.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    who whould give a cool ring to a midget

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gollum.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean? The dwarves got a bunch.
    >b-b-but hobbits aren't dwarves
    Yeah, and Black folk aren't human, but what can you do?

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are just a human sub-species.
    Also not important enough to get one of the human rings.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not watch the YouTube video from Nerd of the Rings that was released yesterday. But I think you already have.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, so that was a legit question and not some morons joking and baiting? Why would Sauron waste a ring of power on some irrelevant midgets? Are they unironically moronic?

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sauron didnt even know hobbits existed

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