Why didn't it work?

Why didn't it work?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It did work. Audiences and critics just didn't appreciate the pure kino that it was.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was boring as hell

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it did work it made money and it's awesome

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It did work and was a really good adaptation from the comic material. That soundtrack was also baller.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So why no sequels?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't seem like it needed it. They wrapped the story and arc pretty well.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh that's prostitute shit! This was Disney for god's sake. Yeah, like they totally would take integrity over money.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Old Disney. They weren't as money hungry or greedy then.

            i'll tell you something that worked

            Practical effects were boss

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        warren beatty
        wikipedia has a lot of info on him securing the rights and then suing the pants off people who tried to touch it for decades while promising to make another movie

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's a really petty guy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the looks on their faces when Beatty and Tracy started arguing with each other

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Perhaps the best movie of the decade.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the looks on their faces when Beatty and Tracy started arguing with each other

            >just having them sit and watch 90 year old Beatty cosplaying

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll tell you something that worked

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flat Top's actor did the best job, looks like a dork but he's the most menacing psychopath just with those eyes.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Madonna was terrible in the film

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beatty literally had like 4 box office hits in his whole career, Bonnie and Clyde, Shampoo, Heaven can Wait, and Dick Tracy. It's crazy how much he was able to make and have control .

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      reds was four hours of how obsessed beatty is with beatty; it was terrible

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a weird actor in that he really perfected the image of being a movie star without actually having a strong catalogue of hit movies. His best role was McCabe and Mrs Miller and of course he hates it for various reasons

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i always thought he was a lot of fun in the underrated bugsy!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bugsy was a bunch of great scenes but it was weird as a movie, idk how to explain it.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything i know about this film is from the AVGN review of the game

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it worked though

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY ARE THERE NO FRICKING CONTINUES

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made a couple DT webms.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because warren beatty sucks and dick tracy had been irrelevant for almost 40 years

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It did work. Every boomer I know who saw it loved it.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It didn’t know who their audience was. 1930 prohibition detective not exactly gong to get kids. Boomer adults didn’t watch comic movies in 1990. I saw it in theaters and was bored to death. Musical numbers, long gaps between shit happening. Celebrity cameos where I was too young to give a frick. This movie came out a year after Summer of the Bat so it was a massive letdown

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