Why didn't Jerry and Elaine end up together?

Why didn't Jerry and Elaine end up together?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Elaine is my wife

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They briefly did.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was too old, by about 20 years

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dad, meet Jerry. He's a comedian

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This was considered a highly fashionable, episode-worthy, $500+ jacket in the 90's
      Is suede really that special?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never understood this episode because I had a suede jacket too and I wore it in the rain a few times just fine. And yes it was real suede before someone calls it fake.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You were wearing fake suede

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's the jackeeeeet

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The israelite doesn’t care that it’s suede or that it’s fashionable, he only cares that it’s expensive. He’s similar to a Black person in that way.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's nothing funny about that!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to be *born in the wrong generation* gay but I wish people dressed like Elaine's dad. Shit it's got so bad out there I wish people dressed like George and Jerry.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        when i was a little kid my parents used to dress me up like that... goddamn i miss that trench coat

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone post the webm of the teenage Peaky Blinders larpers

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jackets and button shirts are awful and uncomfy. Not having to dress like that is a blessing.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          slovenly subhumans like yourself is why everyone leaves the house in sweatpants
          life isn't about living in comfort 24/7. whatever you wear in your house is your business, but outside clothes should be a marker of respect to your station, your job and society at large

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok boomer

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Only 2 more years left on Pooh Sheisty's sentence
              God damn I hope they chuck and sneed up when he's finally breeving fresh air again

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >100 years ago, black men making music about sex, murder, and mutilating women used to wear a full suit and tie

              we used to be a proper country dammit

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              he/s been on on my mind fr

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            guy who did this painting was gay btw

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >not that there's anything wrong with that!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >life isn't about living in comfort
            >le your job and society at large
            Frick jobs and frick society, life really is all about comfort and it's a meme to think otherwise, no one fricking cares what you dress like and your place is society doesn't matter, if history has shown us anything it's that society doesn't give a frick about individuals

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't want to be *born in the wrong generation* gay
        Only r*dditors complain about that shit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not much needs to change, just tuck the shirt in and suddenly it's pretty close to what once was.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        what do you care? the secret to life is living in an upper middle class area, doesn't matter how people dress as long as you're not swarmed by violent doctors and engineers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This was considered a highly fashionable, episode-worthy, $500+ jacket in the 90's
      Is suede really that special?

      I never understood this episode because I had a suede jacket too and I wore it in the rain a few times just fine. And yes it was real suede before someone calls it fake.

      whats the deal with suede?
      >expensive suede jacket
      >mocks george for wearing suede shoes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elaine's dad liked Jerry though. Solely because he reminded him of someone else but still.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this was considered hilarious and weird in the 90s
      >now there are gays dancing in the street wearing bdsm gear
      whew boy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you were 20 in 1954 you'd be 60 in 1994 and 90 today, to them 1954 was like 1984 for us, it was a different time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird that dusters were popular in the USA only 30 years ago.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why wasn't Jerry just assertive and just told him to frick off and wore his jacket however he wanted to? What's he going to do, give him a wedgie? (or perhaps try to stab him with a prop knife that he was caught actually trying to steal from the set IRL which is why Elaine's dad never appeared again)

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they both hated israelites

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both too selfish, petty, and childish to be in a serious relationship

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say they were both highly neurotic but they also work better as friends.

      I think the majority of Elaine's character is funny when shes in strange relationship situations like David Putty or the guy she cuts off sex so he can pass his test and then dumps her or the sponge worthy thing.

      None of that shit would work if she was an item with Jerry, i mean I dont think the sitcom would work with two of the main cast members being a couple.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seinfeld never had actual story lines. Friends seems more like something you'd enjoy.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wearing shoes but no pants

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Elaine was supposed to end up with George.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They tried never worked

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was literally an episode of them getting back together then explaining why it didn't work

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jerry had already gaped her.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he GAPED me Jerry
      >he gaped you?
      >wide as the grand canyon
      >i can't believe this... was he spongeworthy?
      >he didn't even try for that hole jerry, just bent me over, face down in the mattress and gaped me as wide as a sinkhole
      >i swear if he jumped in he could have ended up in china!
      >i can't believe you got gaped
      >by the time we were done, his whole apartment hallway reeked of ass
      (george enters)
      >Whats going on?
      >Elaine got gaped
      >Jerrryy don't tell him that (georges stares and breathes heavily) you were gaped? I can't believe this
      >Whats the problem
      >do you know how long l've tried to gape a woman?
      >I'm lucky if I can spread at all!
      (kramer bursts in)
      >elaine got gaped on the first date!
      (kramer bends down and sniffs)
      >oh yeah, that's a gape

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jerry and Larry didn't want them to get together. They only did it in the first season because of the studio. Elaine being single gives the writers freedom to put her in funny situations and introduce new male characters as her boyfriend. If Elaine and Jerry were a couple it would become the Jerry & Elaine show. Julia Louis-Dreyfus is still the hottest French-israelite royalty I have ever seen

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it stated that they're exes though?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, many times.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you choose to settle with a complete prostitute who has already been through miles of wiener and you've already done her?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did she put on sneakers before actually dressing herself?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She didn't want to step in all the cum from the night before with her bare feet.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jerry knew that she was a loose woman, you dont marry loose bawds.
    You just pump and dump them and leave them for some unlucky incel later on.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    First rule of Seinfeld was "No hugging, no growing"
    Putting them together would be both, romance was used for one thing and one thing only: tellimg jokes.

    This wasnt Friends.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no growing
      Then why did my penis grow every time Elaine was on screen?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The defining feature of all four stars is that they're too selfish and petty to have any real relationship so there was nothing to miss by them just being friends aside from the sex which they do discuss.

    Being a couple and doing couple things is shown to be a constant source of strife as seen by Elaine being upset with Puddy every time they're seen together.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elaine's more of a home invasion type of gal

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fran Drescher 1985 style you mean?

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the deal with black people?

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doing a rewatch of Seinfeld at the moment, just finished season 3 and honestly watching the show makes me sad because I'm a friendless loser and I wish I had a comfy group of friends to have wacky adventures with. Still a kino show though

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