I never understood this episode because I had a suede jacket too and I wore it in the rain a few times just fine. And yes it was real suede before someone calls it fake.
I don't want to be *born in the wrong generation* gay but I wish people dressed like Elaine's dad. Shit it's got so bad out there I wish people dressed like George and Jerry.
slovenly subhumans like yourself is why everyone leaves the house in sweatpants
life isn't about living in comfort 24/7. whatever you wear in your house is your business, but outside clothes should be a marker of respect to your station, your job and society at large
>life isn't about living in comfort >le your job and society at large
Frick jobs and frick society, life really is all about comfort and it's a meme to think otherwise, no one fricking cares what you dress like and your place is society doesn't matter, if history has shown us anything it's that society doesn't give a frick about individuals
what do you care? the secret to life is living in an upper middle class area, doesn't matter how people dress as long as you're not swarmed by violent doctors and engineers.
>This was considered a highly fashionable, episode-worthy, $500+ jacket in the 90's
Is suede really that special?
I never understood this episode because I had a suede jacket too and I wore it in the rain a few times just fine. And yes it was real suede before someone calls it fake.
whats the deal with suede? >expensive suede jacket >mocks george for wearing suede shoes
Why wasn't Jerry just assertive and just told him to frick off and wore his jacket however he wanted to? What's he going to do, give him a wedgie? (or perhaps try to stab him with a prop knife that he was caught actually trying to steal from the set IRL which is why Elaine's dad never appeared again)
I'd say they were both highly neurotic but they also work better as friends.
I think the majority of Elaine's character is funny when shes in strange relationship situations like David Putty or the guy she cuts off sex so he can pass his test and then dumps her or the sponge worthy thing.
None of that shit would work if she was an item with Jerry, i mean I dont think the sitcom would work with two of the main cast members being a couple.
>he GAPED me Jerry >he gaped you? >wide as the grand canyon >i can't believe this... was he spongeworthy? >he didn't even try for that hole jerry, just bent me over, face down in the mattress and gaped me as wide as a sinkhole >i swear if he jumped in he could have ended up in china! >i can't believe you got gaped >by the time we were done, his whole apartment hallway reeked of ass
(george enters) >Whats going on? >Elaine got gaped >Jerrryy don't tell him that (georges stares and breathes heavily) you were gaped? I can't believe this >Whats the problem >do you know how long l've tried to gape a woman? >I'm lucky if I can spread at all!
(kramer bursts in) >elaine got gaped on the first date!
(kramer bends down and sniffs) >oh yeah, that's a gape
Jerry and Larry didn't want them to get together. They only did it in the first season because of the studio. Elaine being single gives the writers freedom to put her in funny situations and introduce new male characters as her boyfriend. If Elaine and Jerry were a couple it would become the Jerry & Elaine show. Julia Louis-Dreyfus is still the hottest French-israelite royalty I have ever seen
First rule of Seinfeld was "No hugging, no growing"
Putting them together would be both, romance was used for one thing and one thing only: tellimg jokes.
The defining feature of all four stars is that they're too selfish and petty to have any real relationship so there was nothing to miss by them just being friends aside from the sex which they do discuss.
Being a couple and doing couple things is shown to be a constant source of strife as seen by Elaine being upset with Puddy every time they're seen together.
Doing a rewatch of Seinfeld at the moment, just finished season 3 and honestly watching the show makes me sad because I'm a friendless loser and I wish I had a comfy group of friends to have wacky adventures with. Still a kino show though
Because Elaine is my wife
They briefly did.
She was too old, by about 20 years
>Dad, meet Jerry. He's a comedian
>This was considered a highly fashionable, episode-worthy, $500+ jacket in the 90's
Is suede really that special?
I never understood this episode because I had a suede jacket too and I wore it in the rain a few times just fine. And yes it was real suede before someone calls it fake.
You were wearing fake suede
it's the jackeeeeet
The israelite doesn’t care that it’s suede or that it’s fashionable, he only cares that it’s expensive. He’s similar to a Black person in that way.
>There's nothing funny about that!
I don't want to be *born in the wrong generation* gay but I wish people dressed like Elaine's dad. Shit it's got so bad out there I wish people dressed like George and Jerry.
when i was a little kid my parents used to dress me up like that... goddamn i miss that trench coat
Someone post the webm of the teenage Peaky Blinders larpers
Jackets and button shirts are awful and uncomfy. Not having to dress like that is a blessing.
slovenly subhumans like yourself is why everyone leaves the house in sweatpants
life isn't about living in comfort 24/7. whatever you wear in your house is your business, but outside clothes should be a marker of respect to your station, your job and society at large
Ok boomer
>Only 2 more years left on Pooh Sheisty's sentence
God damn I hope they chuck and sneed up when he's finally breeving fresh air again
>100 years ago, black men making music about sex, murder, and mutilating women used to wear a full suit and tie
we used to be a proper country dammit
he/s been on on my mind fr
guy who did this painting was gay btw
>not that there's anything wrong with that!
>life isn't about living in comfort
>le your job and society at large
Frick jobs and frick society, life really is all about comfort and it's a meme to think otherwise, no one fricking cares what you dress like and your place is society doesn't matter, if history has shown us anything it's that society doesn't give a frick about individuals
>I don't want to be *born in the wrong generation* gay
Only r*dditors complain about that shit.
Not much needs to change, just tuck the shirt in and suddenly it's pretty close to what once was.
what do you care? the secret to life is living in an upper middle class area, doesn't matter how people dress as long as you're not swarmed by violent doctors and engineers.
whats the deal with suede?
>expensive suede jacket
>mocks george for wearing suede shoes
Elaine's dad liked Jerry though. Solely because he reminded him of someone else but still.
>this was considered hilarious and weird in the 90s
>now there are gays dancing in the street wearing bdsm gear
whew boy
if you were 20 in 1954 you'd be 60 in 1994 and 90 today, to them 1954 was like 1984 for us, it was a different time
Weird that dusters were popular in the USA only 30 years ago.
Why wasn't Jerry just assertive and just told him to frick off and wore his jacket however he wanted to? What's he going to do, give him a wedgie? (or perhaps try to stab him with a prop knife that he was caught actually trying to steal from the set IRL which is why Elaine's dad never appeared again)
they both hated israelites
Both too selfish, petty, and childish to be in a serious relationship
I'd say they were both highly neurotic but they also work better as friends.
I think the majority of Elaine's character is funny when shes in strange relationship situations like David Putty or the guy she cuts off sex so he can pass his test and then dumps her or the sponge worthy thing.
None of that shit would work if she was an item with Jerry, i mean I dont think the sitcom would work with two of the main cast members being a couple.
Seinfeld never had actual story lines. Friends seems more like something you'd enjoy.
>wearing shoes but no pants
Because Elaine was supposed to end up with George.
They tried never worked
There was literally an episode of them getting back together then explaining why it didn't work
Jerry had already gaped her.
>he GAPED me Jerry
>he gaped you?
>wide as the grand canyon
>i can't believe this... was he spongeworthy?
>he didn't even try for that hole jerry, just bent me over, face down in the mattress and gaped me as wide as a sinkhole
>i swear if he jumped in he could have ended up in china!
>i can't believe you got gaped
>by the time we were done, his whole apartment hallway reeked of ass
(george enters)
>Whats going on?
>Elaine got gaped
>Jerrryy don't tell him that (georges stares and breathes heavily) you were gaped? I can't believe this
>Whats the problem
>do you know how long l've tried to gape a woman?
>I'm lucky if I can spread at all!
(kramer bursts in)
>elaine got gaped on the first date!
(kramer bends down and sniffs)
>oh yeah, that's a gape
Jerry and Larry didn't want them to get together. They only did it in the first season because of the studio. Elaine being single gives the writers freedom to put her in funny situations and introduce new male characters as her boyfriend. If Elaine and Jerry were a couple it would become the Jerry & Elaine show. Julia Louis-Dreyfus is still the hottest French-israelite royalty I have ever seen
Isn't it stated that they're exes though?
Yes, many times.
Would you choose to settle with a complete prostitute who has already been through miles of wiener and you've already done her?
Why did she put on sneakers before actually dressing herself?
She didn't want to step in all the cum from the night before with her bare feet.
Jerry knew that she was a loose woman, you dont marry loose bawds.
You just pump and dump them and leave them for some unlucky incel later on.
First rule of Seinfeld was "No hugging, no growing"
Putting them together would be both, romance was used for one thing and one thing only: tellimg jokes.
This wasnt Friends.
>no growing
Then why did my penis grow every time Elaine was on screen?
The defining feature of all four stars is that they're too selfish and petty to have any real relationship so there was nothing to miss by them just being friends aside from the sex which they do discuss.
Being a couple and doing couple things is shown to be a constant source of strife as seen by Elaine being upset with Puddy every time they're seen together.
Elaine's more of a home invasion type of gal
Fran Drescher 1985 style you mean?
>What's the deal with black people?
Doing a rewatch of Seinfeld at the moment, just finished season 3 and honestly watching the show makes me sad because I'm a friendless loser and I wish I had a comfy group of friends to have wacky adventures with. Still a kino show though