He has the face, height and the frame to be a megastar. Like if Gerard Butler could act and had a non-moronic accent.
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Why didn't John Ham become a big star?
Jon just wanna chill and have a good time dude.
Because he’s a beta
Nope. One of he biggest dongs in Hollywood.
still a beta
he refused roles because he didn't want to be typecast as don draper, the roles dried up because he wasn't taking as many roles as he needed to.
now hes just typecast as dick cop or dick sargeant
If you're gonna be typecast why not accept being typecast as the troubled handsome chad? If he didn't want to always play the tall rich square chinned dude he shouldn't look like how he does.
He just wants to do roles he finds fun. Not everyone wants to be a leading man, and that's clear with him. You could go over his career, he started really fricking late so he's just happy that he's successful enough to pick what he wants instead of doing things for his career. I think he's smart enough to know that he has a second life a couple of years from now where he can be cast never to a younger guy and play the chad mentor.
>If you're gonna be typecast why not accept being typecast as the troubled handsome chad?
He said something about he didn't feel like he could resonate with young audiences given his age. He comes off as apathetic about his film pursuits which is bizarre given how he looks. It wasn't just public perception. Don Draper is a good looking successful man and portraying a character like that can do dividends for your career but all the homie was getting was Don Draper-clone scripts so his answer was to go wildly in the opposite direction. Which again is bizarre given how far he could go.
He said in an interview once that playing Don Draper was depressing - this stoic, humourless, dark character - so I don't blame him for turning his back on it if it just wasn't his thing.
that makes sense. Cause I've pretty much exclusively seen him in comedic roles after/during Mad Men (30 Rock, etc).
he's a comedic performer at heart
He was interested in playing Batman but that didn't work out obviously. Bathamm would be so based.
He'd be the perfect Batman. I'm not into the skinny boy male lead, Rob Pattison. I just can't take the role of Batman seriously if it's some teenager looking dude.
I could see him playing Thomas Wayne.
>Not JDM, the man who has already played him
I could never take Bale or Affleck seriously. Looked too old.
Hamm is older than Affleck and you can tell
Bale was only 30 in Batman Begins, Pattinson was 35
They didn't lean enough into the LE TORMENTED KURT COBAIN ARTIST aspect, probably because of studio mandates. Shit like him smoking cigarettes as stress relief or something Robert mentioned but we never saw like him working out in total blackness when injured. In the real film he's a steely autist at most
I looked up the Batman smoking, and I incidentally found this
https://variety.com/2022/film/news/colin-farrell-penguin-banned-smoking-batman-1235189304/
God I hate modern studios
Nice contender to batfleck,BTFO battinson
cry more homosexual, Pattinson is new normal
Too clean. He’d be a better Harvey Dent.
He really would have been perfect. Also the first blue-eyed Bruce Wayne on film that really looks like him, Pattison had them too but didn't really have the right look.
>he was interested
I really don't think he was. Hamm would NEVER put in the time at the gym to get the kind of physique men expect of Batman. He's just a physically active older man and I can't blame him for not having the drive to do the utmost and change his entire lifestyle around while signing his life away for multiple films in the event it's a success. He'd be stuck and then he really couldn't do what he wanted. Dude saw the kind of success being in comic book superhero movies breed. I mean look at Chris Hemsworth. If he doesn't have a cape around his shoulders then the films he's cast in flop over and over and over again. Black person is stuck as Thor whether he accepts it or not.
I always liked him as Reed Richards. Seems I'm in the minority with that.
So overrated. He's not nearly as handsome as other leading men. Also he ventured into comedy and it was embarrassing. He isn't funny
He was funny in curb
Half hour TV show written by a comedy genius. Not the same as generic Hollywood comedy moviefilm.
>generic hollywood comedy moviefilm.
Which wouldn't be funny no matter who they cast.
Jokes have delivery, and reading the best line in the world is no good if you can't deliver it.
Anon, the show is improvised
>He's not nearly as handsome as other leading men
want me to tell you how I know you're an underage virgin?
yes tell me
>handsome
Stupid or female hands writte this
He was very funny on 30 Rock
alcoholism
so he has to go through a redemption arc like RDJ
jon ham as a frank miller hardcore butthole authoritarian batman who hates degenerates and homosexuals would've been capeshit that was possibly worth watching.
yo those metal rings get stupid hot in the sun and burn
Who's the frickable wavy b***h
His girlfriend
he keeps doing cringy comedy roles
Time for Mad Men 2
Apparently the Hollywood rumors are that Hamm can't last more than 5 mins so it makes since he stopped getting any alpha male roles
Is that his GF? She's hot AF. I wouldn't care about maintaining an acting career I was elbow deep im pussy like that either.
if i was some charismatic 50 year h'wood actor i'd be banging 18 yo insta thots all day. getting tied down some 34 yo hoe sounds counter intuitive. maybe if she agrees to an open relationship then ok i guess (where only i get to frick others and she doesnt)
You wouldn't be as happy as hamm looks with the hot pussy he has now. Go get some young pussy if you want but if you can't do it now you wouldn't be able to do it if you had hamms life either.
This was written by a woman or a basedboy
Women will 100% frick you if you have clout and or money.
The fat person on this board could frick 18 year old sloots given Jon hamms name and money
Grow up
The whole point of madmen and don drapers character went 10ft over your head.
>agrees to
you don't need her to agree to shit just do it behind her back like other actors do. acting is a job where you spend all day on set for months and have your own trailer it's perfect for cheating
It's time to talk about how that gorl is waaayyyy younger than he is. Like that is borderline pedophiliac
If there's grass on the field, play ball.
Are you fricking kidding me right now? Literally shaking
Its time for you to open another box of wine roastie.
She's 34
N-no
Frick you and ten people who look just like you. homosexual.
That anon already got BTFO. Hamm’s gf is 34 and Hamm is 51. That’s a very typical age difference if you’re a famous actor.
I know. I was just angry in retrospect. My parents have a similar age gap. Only thing my dad ever said about it was how some of the time it felt like he was raising a second daughter given how childish women can be. I'll never shit on anyone older going for younger alternatives because I'm a product of it and I can't understand America's fascination with trying to "out" others for it.
he looks like gerard butler
El chupacabro
he's not a good actor and he comes across unlikeable
I'm waiting for his movie with beloved Canadian television and film actress Sarah Gadon. They have a big dance scene together and it will produce many kino webms.
VOD release date?
Idk. They're still looking for a distributor.
How many hours a day do you spend on this website and how much is Gadon's agent paying you.
Never underestimate how pathetic waifu gays are, anon.
I honestly don't find him that charismatic
He dragged someone round a fra house t by their balls using a claw-hammer.
Hamm is a liability
>Mad Men thrusts lead actor into superstar status
>lead actor decides to become social preacher
>see also: Chris Evans
chris evans was in mad men?
He was really good playing someone from the 60's. That's the extent of his talent
>frame
He's got distractingly narrow shoulders.
>waah why isn't he in my capeshit and starwars
kys you pleb piece of shit.
Don't we have enough mentally ill israelites doing bidding for democrats in pedowood already?
He didn't want it bad enough. He wasn't to not be seen as the "serious guy" and wanted to be flexible. Should've bitten the bullet and stayed in the public consciousness back when male superheroes actually mattered. If he hopped on the wave now he'd be swiftly forgotten.
Got started too late. He literally didn’t start getting roles until he was 30 and was about 35 when he got Mad Men. That ate up another 7 years doing high quality drama. He got lost in fluff/comedy material but he was always funnier when he wasn’t trying to be. Most of his movie have sucked.
his was ages ago but rob corddry said he got him for basically peanuts to be childrens hospital show because apparently his criteria for picking roles is less "will this help my career?" and more "will i have fun doing it?"
>his criteria for picking roles is less "will this help my career?" and more "will i have fun doing it?"
Pretty based tbh senpai. He's obviously not hurting for money, so just having fun at that point seems nice.
because he broke every vow he ever made, scandalized his child, stole a man's name and made nothing of it
>scandalized his child
Will Don and Sally's relationship ever recover?
hottest character in the series
limited range from what i've seen, plays butthole character suspiciously well
Voice overs are easier and make more money
He always wanted to be a comedy guy rather and he was terrified about being typecast as Don. Look at the roles he takes, he mainly picks comedy ones. The problem is that the only joke about them is that Don Draper is way too handsome and cool to act like a beta in front of the Progressive roastie. So he's still basically being talked about as Don.
I used to think he was meh as Don Draper but looking back it almost seems like he's phoning it in. Dude is legitimately a much better actor in comedy roles because he actually wants to do them. Also most actors admit that filming dramas is boring as frick.
hes a character actor as vaguely assholish boss man. hes like alec baldwin in glen gary glen ross except without the swagger
You mean without the trigger
>Why didn't John Ham become a big star?
He hates Don Draper and "toxic masculinity" so he refuses all good characters...is like being Dany Devito and refusse all funny characters...
Wasted potential...He would be the perfect based Batman
here is the reason....
Gee, it’s almost as if television series employ a hair and makeup team to make the actors look good. Like magic!
better to start balding at that age unlike me who started to bald at....19!
i hope i die in my sleep tonight bros...please manifest this shit!
balding is a death sentence
He doesn't look like he's balding.
He enjoys being in the LA alt comedy scene too much. Can't blame him. He's made some good shit.
He was surprisingly good on Hollywood Handbook.
honestly I didnt find his face so cool until I saw Mad Men. Probably am one of the few people who saw him in alot of movies before I learned about the show. Before that he didnt strike me as such a giga chad. Obviously now I cant unsee it but there is something about the direction of the show that emphasizes his chad features which his other roles just havent captured.
he's not very charismatic and not a particularily good actor
he doesn't get roles because he is bald
no he's not, this is a photo from 2 years ago
nice comb over BALDO
kek it's the opposite, it's all lifted
No one's ever seen the top of his head.
looky here
Photoshoop. No one's got a camera that high before.
Choked on my cereal. Thanks for the chuckle
Why you got to make fun of Gerard Butter, bro? What he ever done to you?
One word: conservative
He would be the perfect Punisher. Got the Jaw and the age on him.
I agree and it's a shame that so many people apparently love Bernthals version. Massive props to his publicist for being able to market him as a tough guy because I just never see it.
He fricking died when they were doing The Greatest Even in Television History
That shit was hilarious. Jon looks like shit from the front shirtless though.
He looked fine in his Mad Men days. It’s not like he was ever known for being shredded or anything.
Jon Hamm is 100% face, he's skinnyfat with zero muscle
That’s based though because he gets away with it. Same with Leo.
Unironically, hes an alcoholic
he seems a little to wussy and nice tbh
Well, he's an evil piece of shit and shouldn't have been any sort of star