Why didn't Jon Hamm become a star? He's got the looks and clearly can act, what stopped him?

Why didn't Jon Hamm become a star? He's got the looks and clearly can act, what stopped him?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >goy

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is a star moron
    dude was the lead of mad men

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mad Men is like The Wire, people who know about it love it but 99% of people never heard of it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Comparing Mad Men to The Wire is ridiculous.

        I used to go to Mad Men parties where all the women would dress up in outfits and serve 1960s foods. Like, every new episode. That doesn't exist for The Wire.

        Mad Men is a much better show but, just saying.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking normie

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I used to go to Mad Men parties where all the women would dress up in outfits and serve 1960s foods
          That has literally never happened.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I used to go to wire parties where everyone would dress up and act like Baltimore scum. Yes there was george bush and bird flu.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        AMC was basic cable, wider reach than niche HBO. The world where nothing is basic was to come.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not israeli

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about this guy? Why does his name have two Ns in it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Handsome guy who can't act. They threw him into a few roles but he's just Mad Man.
      He also has a history of being a prick both in the past and the present.

      Unfortunate typecast. Especially because he's apparently a really nice guy outside of the movies where he's a massive douche.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would have made a better star lord than crisp ratt

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's generally an unambitious guy. Also, dyel af.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He got typecast really hard and nobody cares about his comedy roles anyway, damn shame cause he's awesome. I suppose he also doesn't care anymore tbqh.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like Christopher Meloni.

      Coincidentally both have humongous porn star penises

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is a star but became one too late.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >clearly can act
    Lol, lmao even
    Hes been terrible im literally every role since mad men

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, he’s literally just a charismatic handsome guy, not an artist.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can only play himself and even then, he can be terrible at it sometimes.

      this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh no moron, he's nothing like his Mad Men character irl. If anything he's bad at playing himself and that seems to be all he wants to do

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yup and he was so one-note in mad men. his whole thing is go monotone with a drawn face while saying stuff like
      >i just want you to know
      >that i'm going to enjoy destroying you
      HACKY HACKY actor right from the start... definition of a mimbo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was terrible in mad men too

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, he’s literally just a charismatic handsome guy, not an artist.

      He can only play himself and even then, he can be terrible at it sometimes.

      this.

      yup and he was so one-note in mad men. his whole thing is go monotone with a drawn face while saying stuff like
      >i just want you to know
      >that i'm going to enjoy destroying you
      HACKY HACKY actor right from the start... definition of a mimbo

      Handsome guy who can't act. They threw him into a few roles but he's just Mad Man.
      He also has a history of being a prick both in the past and the present.

      Unfortunate typecast. Especially because he's apparently a really nice guy outside of the movies where he's a massive douche.

      He was terrible in mad men too

      Typical, mindless, knee-jerk Cinemaphile contrarianism. Fricking yawn, do better.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    something's missing from this thread... can't quite put my finger on it

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Supposedly hes kind of an butthole in real life

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I respect how you remain loyal to your waifu even after knowing that she dates black men. Other waifufriends couldn't handle this kind of information in the past. I sure hope that you don't act like our fallen Bjorkfren at some point.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

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  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he become a car?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It didn't work that great for the Jackass guy and Paul Walker

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The truth is the kind of mature setting he would work better in simply doesn't exist anymore. That's why he shined in Mad Men, that laid back atmosphere of masculinity has been replaced by teenage schizoid coomerism.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I felt he perfectly captured the man of yesteryear in Mad Men.

    >shifty unclear past
    >angry dad vibes
    >constantly simmering
    >alcoholic
    >bad husband, bad father
    >impostor syndrome
    >to his employees he's a pater familias or some old testament god that you never know if he's going to praise you or tear you down

    etc..
    the problem is that he likely fell into the wrong crowd after Mad Men as I keep seeing him try to do comedy movies

    He looks like he needs a proper Michael Mann movie role or a Michael Clayton of his own.
    But yeah, he likely insulted some Hollywood bigwig and they never gave him a chance apart from small clownish roles.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because those are the roles he wants to do, he literally wants to be a comedian, all he does is hang out with comedians and go to comedy clubs

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The age discrepancy would upset many. This best not be a romance, coal miner

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    huge penis, makes everyone uncomfortable

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wants to be a comedian but he isn't funny.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm of the impression he hated being a struggling actor. When he finally got his big break it turned into a set-for-life payday.
    After Mad Men ended, he didn't want to go back to chasing anything career-wise. He hated that and he doesn't need to do that any more.
    He has money and would rather enjoy his life. Pursue acting for his own enjoyment.
    I would consider him a model for true success.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pursue acting for his own enjoyment
      I do recall Rob Corddry saying that he got Hamm to appear in his series Childrens Hospital for peanuts because Hamm didn't really care about the money or any "is this the right move for my career?" kind of thing, he just cared about whether the part looked like it'd be fun to play

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the gadon spammer is a cuck

    big surprise

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That woman does not understand Jon Hamm's penis

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Typecast and couldnt break out of it. After Mad Men he went into "le funnyman commercial guy" to shake off his MM role, but i dont think it worked well.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doing commercials and voice-overs is easy money

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad reputation and makes Steve Carell look like a genius at picking scripts. Gandolfini was also unremarkable outside of his main role.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me.

    It was me. ME, all the time, all along. I was the fly in his ointment, I was the author of all of his misfortune. I did it, all of it. By myself. ME. IT WAS ME HAMM. MEEEEEE.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce Campbell syndrome.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was going to be the lead in Fincher's Gone Girl but Mad Men S7 got in the way. That would've have been the push he needed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn thats a frickin bummer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      bravo weiner

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      would've been kino instead of the charisma void that is Affleck

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick that I wouldn’t have seen it if this homosexual was in it.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    didnt The Hamm rape college freshman during greek week just for fun?

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't this dude do wiener and ball torture on one of his sorority pledges?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just a little hazing, bro. The young are soft.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based
        I remember seeing that he lit some dudes crotch on fire but it didn't seem like he actually damaged the guys goods. Idk tho.
        Some kids at a college near me forced a kid to drink a handle of vodka and gave him permanent brain damage/left jhim paralyzed. Now that's fricked.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh well, in a situation where you you're liable to be drunk and naked I always tried to be the drunkest and nakedest. Fortune favors the bold.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mods will ban the Sarah Gadon poster but not the kpop poster
    really makes you think

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He decided to do cringe comedy, also got passed over for Iron Man, but he'd be no good at it since they wanted quippy homosexual Iron Man and not something actually good.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    too handsome. like classically handsome.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my hanicap grandfather would watch bulletproof monk every other day. surprised that didnt do good for its time.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He's got the looks

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He got all his critical acclaim about his acting from Mad Men. And now that hes not sucking wieners trying to win an ocsar 'to prove his worth as an actor' he clearly is just taking roles he would enjoy playing or have fun in. The last few years of his acting looms like hes having a blast regardless.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gee, I wonder why

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did Cinemaphile think of him in Curb?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m seeing double!
      Four Larrys!

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was in the biggest movie last year.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jon Hamm, character actor
      >but the only characters he plays are himself and le ironic self-parody

      How does he do it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Relegated to a "oh it's that guy" actor
      kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did that well, delicate performance

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like a ripoff of milton from office space

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is a star, he’s in all kinds of shit.
    >b-but he’s not an A-list movie star!
    Nobody is an A-list movie star anymore. Cruise was the last one and even he can’t guarantee hits now. Chris Pratt has been the lead in three huge movies/movie series, but who goes to see movies just for him? Nobody, he’s a franchise babby.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He will always be Don Draper. I think he would've played a great live action Batman though.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He gets a shit ton of comedy roles.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s funny as frick as the bunker cult leader in the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked him as archangel Gabriel in good omens 2

    Particularly the scene with the resurrection of jobs children and then later the scenes of him hooking up with cutie lord of the flies beelzebub

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's lucky he still has a career considering he almost killed a guy in college

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was never a good actor. But he played Don well because Don was always acting poorly anyway.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's too hammy

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