Why didn't Laura San Giacomo have a bigger career?
just so you know she does full frontal nudity in "the color of money" a decent scorsese film which is the sequel to Paul Newman's "the hustler" Paul Newman reprises his old role and it also features a young Tom Cruise
>mary elizabeth mastrantonio
true >she doesn’t go full frontal
she does she leaves the bathroom door open when she's having a shower when paul newman enters the room and you see full frontal through the mirror reflection because she's trying to entrance the old man or some shit but paul's character see's through it
Because her breasts were comically huge for her tiny frame. Regardless of your gender or sexual orientation, it's extremely distracting for the viewer. Same reason Francesca Capaldi can't get work.
>I need to have every facet of my entertainment based around reinforcing my heterosexuality and i should state I have zero homosexual tendencies and my accusation that you’re actually gay instead of me isn’t projection at all, ok?
That’s the issue, dummy. You either have to address the breasts because it’s too obvious not too, or you ignore it and it’s still distracting to the viewer. Addressing her breasts all the time only works if it’s a bottom feeder comedy. Hence why she hasn’t gotten work.
9/10 actresses with successful careers can't act for shit either and they don't have big milkers. If I am to chose, I'd rather go with titcow actresses
Her breasts looked fricking huge in a lot of scenes in that movie, shame it sucked. even as a horror fan with high tolerance for trash I thought it was a pile of shit.
>one of the guys keeps calling his friend a cuck in Cinemaphiles context >franny is a lesbian and likes the ugly black girl just because uhhh... just because (adds nothing to the plot)
I like it too. It's ridiculous that so many women have negative view of their own breasts because they sag. Of course there's sag thats natural thats good. When they don't sag and they're huge that's pretty unnatural and typically fake breasts.
She had a difficult time lugging her giant breasts out of bed in the morning, and missed too many auditions as a result.
Sad, really.
When will people realize the struggle IRL shortstacks go through!
I forgot she even existed but I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid, even back then I understood she wasn't really that good looking but was still kind of cute and her huge breasts hypnotized me when I would watch Just Shoot Me reruns.
what's the psychology of liking huge breasts? that's all i want in a partner, as long as she's not obese and too annoying i will do whatever she says if she has huge breasts
>proof of “ample” nutrition; implying however flawed that she'll be able to feed her young offspring >feminine curves that activate all the right male neurons. The arousing, round twin breasts mirror the shape of the arousing buttocks, and vice versa. The shadowy cleavage reminds the male of the warm, soft places he might tuck himself into for release >part of what men seek in a female is solace and sanctuary from the harsh world, and little if anything is as comforting for a male, instinctually, as a soft pillowy maternal bosom.
I don't know if it is the point of the image, but I'm impressed that I can fap to this despite the big hairy armpit taking up 40% of the image. Big breasts really do carry a womans looks
I watched Just Shoot Me reruns all the time as a kid and I don't remember her big breasts on there. Was she just covered up all time? I didn't even know she had huge ones until a few years ago.
Goddamn wtf I have no memory of this and watching this show was definitely during the height of my obsessed with breasts phase where I rented Eurotrip over and over again to see the hot tub scene.
Is there a list of women that fricked Harvey for roles/were photographed with him? there needs to be, as no one should take a single word of theirs seriously. disgusting prostitutes.
imagine how many loads she's taken to the chest. her breasts are obscene even in a sweater. because you just know. it's 100% guaranteed and 100% guaranteed to satisfactorily quench mommy milk thirst. If you knocked her up during her prime, drinking her breast milk would do wonders in building muscle. That's what I've heard.
Yeah man, I thought it was the kind of thing I would grow out of after being a teenager, but if anything I like them ever bigger. I'm trying to get my gfs ones bigger through giving her larger meals, and am geniunely looking forward to her post pregnancy body
She had a disabled kid and had to care for him so after the sitcom she just lived out of syndication money to stay with him. Kinda similar situation of Rick Moranis.
She looked good in her brief Boardwalk Empire appearance too.
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just so you know she does full frontal nudity in "the color of money" a decent scorsese film which is the sequel to Paul Newman's "the hustler" Paul Newman reprises his old role and it also features a young Tom Cruise
Christina deserves to be bigger and nuder. I was so disappointment when she was in The Strangers 2 and didn't at least get boobs out. She was willing to do fake rough sex scenes in Bad Santa 2 or 3 or whatever it was.
I now realize why I always had a thing for petite brunettes with giant breasts, and my wife is just a much cuter version of her (with way better teeth)
Quigley Down Under is the only movie I saw her in, anything else?
Pretty Woman. That's all
Sad.
The show Just Shoot Me is her best work
the stand
>I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith.
>Aunt Diane, what's going on?
kej
dont screw with my disco, nadine
best scene in the whole mini-series
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I bet Selleck bagged her. Then had her do a reverse mortgage on her house.
just so you know she does full frontal nudity in "the color of money" a decent scorsese film which is the sequel to Paul Newman's "the hustler" Paul Newman reprises his old role and it also features a young Tom Cruise
you're welcome
she's also in the abyss
that’s mary elizabeth mastrantonio and she doesn’t go full frontal
>mary elizabeth mastrantonio
true
>she doesn’t go full frontal
she does she leaves the bathroom door open when she's having a shower when paul newman enters the room and you see full frontal through the mirror reflection because she's trying to entrance the old man or some shit but paul's character see's through it
sex lies and videotape
Eu amo seios
Because her breasts were comically huge for her tiny frame. Regardless of your gender or sexual orientation, it's extremely distracting for the viewer. Same reason Francesca Capaldi can't get work.
I find it perfect, rather than distracting. It keeps my attention exactly where it needs to be. Might be because I have zero homosexual inclinations.
>Might be because I have zero homosexual inclinations.
Pee pee smoocher detected. No big deal anymore, anon. Let it out, man.
>I need to have every facet of my entertainment based around reinforcing my heterosexuality and i should state I have zero homosexual tendencies and my accusation that you’re actually gay instead of me isn’t projection at all, ok?
yeah well I like them
I was completely fine with her huge breasts. Just Shoot Me went with it and there were jokes about her jugs almost every episode.
Her tooth gap was always so distracting to me.
I love tooth gaps. It's my thing, provided it's just one and only between the front teeth.
same
I assume your penis fits in the gap
That’s the issue, dummy. You either have to address the breasts because it’s too obvious not too, or you ignore it and it’s still distracting to the viewer. Addressing her breasts all the time only works if it’s a bottom feeder comedy. Hence why she hasn’t gotten work.
Mommy! Baby wants to frick!
Nobody says that
dumb zoomer
>let breasts see her kid
Even huge breasts couldn't save that 2.5/10 face
You gay
Whose grandmother is this
kek she looks like ava addams who's almost 50
You don't like grannies?
susan sarandon still got it
REEE DO NOT INSULT FRANNY
>scan me
Yes, I'm scanning her very thoroughly.
Capaldi can't get work because she's not a good actor.
You make a good point
however
she has massive breasts
9/10 actresses with successful careers can't act for shit either and they don't have big milkers. If I am to chose, I'd rather go with titcow actresses
You shut the frick up when you’re talking about Franny.
Her breasts looked fricking huge in a lot of scenes in that movie, shame it sucked. even as a horror fan with high tolerance for trash I thought it was a pile of shit.
>one of the guys keeps calling his friend a cuck in Cinemaphiles context
>franny is a lesbian and likes the ugly black girl just because uhhh... just because (adds nothing to the plot)
>franny is a lesbian and likes the ugly black girl just because uhhh... just because (adds nothing to the plot)
good I only watched the webms then
Acting is like any other skill and people will get better as they keep practicing.
>capaldi
>giacomo
italian women are kino personified, they have big kinos
>blurry
can't even fricking tell, nice thumbnail homosexual
>Laura San Giacomo
>Francesca Capaldi
Oh Italy
Fact check: you are WRONG
This is true. When I see a chick with big breasts all I see is a sow. Goes for onscreen and offscreen. I refuse to take big titted women seriously.
I take them seriously when it comes to breeding.
In fact, I only breed that type
>Because her breasts were comically huge for her tiny frame.
A femoid typed this.
and then she had them reduced to spite us (for real)
It was a tragedy of epic proportions.
i know
Any bigger and she’d tip over
Big titty discrimination
Ide say she's had a fine enough career. Saw her in Barry recently and her role in Sex Lies Videotape is one the best performances of the 80s.
imagine the sag, delicious
I like it too. It's ridiculous that so many women have negative view of their own breasts because they sag. Of course there's sag thats natural thats good. When they don't sag and they're huge that's pretty unnatural and typically fake breasts.
women are moronic and constantly backstab each other.
She was too hot for her own good.
Same reason why Kristina Hendricks hasn't done much after Mad Men.
They look big enough to me
She had a difficult time lugging her giant breasts out of bed in the morning, and missed too many auditions as a result.
Sad, really.
When will people realize the struggle IRL shortstacks go through!
I think she's too plain/goofy looking to play cheesecake characters but her rack is too massive to be normal.
looks like billy bob with breasts
Big baked potaters. Mmmhmm.
fvcking zased
Ah a fellow connoisseur of big wiener aggrandizement reactions.
she does lesbian exclusively. so its a big tit reaction
>does lesbian exclusively
she also does the pov incest stuff for the incel market which is probably more up your alley.
Who is she, though?
Now I want to know her name.
I forgot she even existed but I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid, even back then I understood she wasn't really that good looking but was still kind of cute and her huge breasts hypnotized me when I would watch Just Shoot Me reruns.
>even back then I understood she wasn't really that good looking
>even back then I understood I loved man butthole
Because other women in Hollywood were too jealous.
Sex, Lies, and Videotape is some true kino.
yum, they really are saggy
what's the psychology of liking huge breasts? that's all i want in a partner, as long as she's not obese and too annoying i will do whatever she says if she has huge breasts
>what's the psychology of liking one of the primary, most visibly obvious sexual traits of females?
gee, I dunno
All evo-psych is post-hoc, but one can imagine:
>proof of “ample” nutrition; implying however flawed that she'll be able to feed her young offspring
>feminine curves that activate all the right male neurons. The arousing, round twin breasts mirror the shape of the arousing buttocks, and vice versa. The shadowy cleavage reminds the male of the warm, soft places he might tuck himself into for release
>part of what men seek in a female is solace and sanctuary from the harsh world, and little if anything is as comforting for a male, instinctually, as a soft pillowy maternal bosom.
Don't listen to those ai answers. It's simple:
Tit man: subconscious hunger for life
Ass man: subconscious desire to be dominated
I'm like you but at this point i won't even mind if they're obese as long as the breasts are bigger on the tit to stomach ratio
Big breasts don't count if they're attached to a fatso.
that's why you go for the saggier insecure ones
all depends on the ratio
No. Fat people are inhumane.
They beat their pets and do war crimes
Name?
momose momo
Ching chong wodda baroon
This will explain, it eventually gets there.
I don't know if it is the point of the image, but I'm impressed that I can fap to this despite the big hairy armpit taking up 40% of the image. Big breasts really do carry a womans looks
>despite
?
based pitties enjoyer
What happened to this qt? I want to see her in something, especially with hairy pits.
she's raising our children
no means no!
Well...
when you frick with Satan...
Satan fricks you.
No means yes in that case, and really, it doesn't matter what you say at that point.
You getting the 34" serrated knife devil dong.
If an actress cares all and does a sex scene, everyone's had her now so there's no point. She let it rip in Sex lies and videotape
did david spade hit that?
tell me he did
Her face looks eh
It’s cute but kinda moron on big screen too
she likely had the saggiest breasts ever so when weinstein stick his weiner into them to tittyfrick her, he got blueballed and had to call quits
Not much you can do with that face
he says, before posting another sweeney thread
no one who isn't a gay homosexual would ever look at her face
Embrace the face fellow heterosexual
*sigh*
That girl is gorgeous but you just know she has wretched opinions about everything.
Sjw in the streets kkk in the sheets
She makes stupid faces like she's making a tiktok video.
after she got off from work, she went and voted to release more criminals from prison before walking home alone, scared
bros...im starting to think its never gonna happen for me
how does she look now?
would u still would her?
>she looks like an alcoholic aunt who gets too drunk at thanksgiving dinner and gives you a handjob in the shed
God I wish I had an aunt like that
I need an aunt like this like you wouldn't believe...
Ed already has b***hes
Speaking from experience? Never happened to me but thats not too egregious of incest
if you can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family
And that’s a good thing
I wish I had a shed
>>she looks like an alcoholic aunt who gets too drunk at thanksgiving dinner and gives you a handjob in the shed
I watched Just Shoot Me reruns all the time as a kid and I don't remember her big breasts on there. Was she just covered up all time? I didn't even know she had huge ones until a few years ago.
she wore baggy tops a lot of the time but yes they were big on the show
Goddamn wtf I have no memory of this and watching this show was definitely during the height of my obsessed with breasts phase where I rented Eurotrip over and over again to see the hot tub scene.
A rare bird, that… a genuinely petite frame (note the thin arms) perfectly matched with those juicy heavies.
Her height + the angles they shot + usually wearing a sweater that masked them + 240p OTA CRT.
You uh, are quite oblivious
David Spade even makes jokes about her having big breasts on that show, guy, maybe you were just to busy playing with your Barbie dolls to notice.
HACHI MACHI LOOK AT DEM breasts
Sydney Sweeney gets roles.
Sydney is only above-average, not truly big
I need to see more of her body of work
hahaha you said bigger because her bust is big yet you refer to it in a subtle way
very clever, op, very clever
Blurry picture from many moons ago
Look at the depth of that cavern
she literally told these israelites to go frick themselves
and he black balled her
this is common knowledge
Is there a list of women that fricked Harvey for roles/were photographed with him? there needs to be, as no one should take a single word of theirs seriously. disgusting prostitutes.
i hope emma watson commits seppuku.
imagine how many loads she's taken to the chest. her breasts are obscene even in a sweater. because you just know. it's 100% guaranteed and 100% guaranteed to satisfactorily quench mommy milk thirst. If you knocked her up during her prime, drinking her breast milk would do wonders in building muscle. That's what I've heard.
I say this without a hint of irony, I fricking love breasts. The pursuit of big breasts keeps me going
Agreed, it's insane how much I like breasts. I feel like I like them more every day.
We all saw her breasts after the fappening and they were not very nice. odd ghost nipples with barely any shape to them... just blind water balloons.
Yeah man, I thought it was the kind of thing I would grow out of after being a teenager, but if anything I like them ever bigger. I'm trying to get my gfs ones bigger through giving her larger meals, and am geniunely looking forward to her post pregnancy body
Good luck anon
Liking big breasts is honestly the only thing every man on this planet can agree on
I like small breasts. Anything more than a handful is wasted.
This boy has never slammed a pair of big ol' saggers on both sides of his face. Or he listens to rap.
Rap appreciators like big breasts and asses. I prefer the small-titted scenegirl dregs that nobody else wants.
You and rap listeners are similar in that you scoop up the rejects from tit loving white men and pretend it's your preference.
Keep thinking that, mommy-fetishist. My girls were forced to grow a personality because they didn't grow breasts for easy mode.
>dressing like a moron is personality
Enjoy those sour grapes. mmmmm
>My girls were forced to grow a personality
Lol. I bet you thought this was a cool, suave, or devastating thing to say. Lmao.
then you must have tiny hands, because DDD isn't even a handful
liking big breasts is for babies. you're not a baby, are you?
Yes
Oh Olivia...
the one that could have been queen of teevee.
you are me and I am you
same. is this what it feels like to be a size queen?
Sweet Lord Jesus, how am I not to jerk off? Lust be of the devil. This seednI shall NOT spill today.
She had a disabled kid and had to care for him so after the sitcom she just lived out of syndication money to stay with him. Kinda similar situation of Rick Moranis.
I'm more of a Shawnee Smith man myself
This b***h was so hot in Saw and she's not even that hot and she's not even hairy.
same, her outfit in 3 drove me wild. bikini tops under a sheer/thin top drives me wild
And BOTH were in the '92 adaptation of The Stand as bad girls
Good posts
based movie watched
Quigley Down Under was her Tour de France
She's 7/10 with the breasts at best.
too hot to play a nerd, too homely to play a bimbo
It's Funbag Friday?
I guess so
Christina deserves to be bigger and nuder. I was so disappointment when she was in The Strangers 2 and didn't at least get boobs out. She was willing to do fake rough sex scenes in Bad Santa 2 or 3 or whatever it was.
Boobs
boobs are awesome
boobs are awesome
But are boobs good at acting Anon?
depends on the gravity of the situation
Even hershlags hot tight little pedobait body couldn't make the prequels not suck.
Acting?
>Acting?
Anon, we're not allowed to just post images without discussion. So we must talk about the boobs ability to act.
Those big fat mommy milkers really sold the incest roleplay scenes she did in Escape from Dannemora.
She looked good in her brief Boardwalk Empire appearance too.
i had no idea she was in boardwalk, maybe i'll actually watch it through to completion
Classic two-pump champ!
what movie?
MOMMY MILKERS
sad her career ended
I now realize why I always had a thing for petite brunettes with giant breasts, and my wife is just a much cuter version of her (with way better teeth)
straight as frick thread,
proud to say i skimmed all the way through,
hand on wiener
>reading a bunch of dudes typing and holding your wiener
pretty gay if you ask me
yeah you are if you're asking me
homosexual thugs
Yeah it's fun. You never chatted about women with your bros?
What's your favourite boobsploitation film?
Anything involving Russ Meyer really.
i wanted to go to hollywood and become the next russ meyers/andy sedaris. oh well.
You don't have to go to Hollywood anymore. Just rent a camera, pay some big titty girls and sell the movie to Tubi.