Why didnt she make more shadow babies?

Why didn’t she make more shadow babies?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the shadow form's tax policy?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get it
      Tolkien supremacy

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't she need royal blood? I seem to remember her sticking a leech on some bastard's wiener.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadows can only live when given birth by light . She informs Davos that Stannis "fires burn too low" to make another one, as the attempt would likely kill him.

      Why didn’t she rape Gendry or Jon?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gendry has the royal blood but doesn't have "le fire/le light" in his "le heart/le soul". She actually tried to make one with Jon, he turned her down (le rape meme aside). She probably would of got some consenting dick if she explained she could send a shadow to his enemies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't she need royal blood?
      anons to this day havent grasped that stannis lost and his wife HUNG herself because shireen wasnt his daughter

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadows can only live when given birth by light . She informs Davos that Stannis "fires burn too low" to make another one, as the attempt would likely kill him.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought i was seeing a cropped full nelson....

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow menopause

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shadopause

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shadow fight 2

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    low on mana

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Magic is le bad/evil in this world, basically a living psychotic force, probably aliens to some degree, and you can’t exactly trust it not to frick you over if you abuse it.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick don’t people use magic more often in this world?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magic isn't used like swords and bows, but it's still frequently used in the show. Would of been nice to have some fireball throwing sorcerer's on the front lines, but I think they did it with more taste. Before the ending of course. (Frick America you giant pussy janny lmfao, give me another month off homosexual, make it 6, like I give a shit)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you okay, man?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why the frick don’t people use magic more often in this world?
      The disappearance of magic and its subsequent reappearance after Comet/the hatching of the dragons is something that show doesn't really cover that the books do cover more. Regardless of that magic in ASOIAF is a lost art form and even for those who do know magic it comes at a great cost and is severely limited to geographical regions such as the Wall "one of the hinges of the world". or Asshai.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish we got to see Asshai. It sounds like the Elder Thing city from At the Mountains of Madness on a less insane scale. It's probably for the best D&D didn't do it I suppose.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why the frick don’t people use magic more often in this world?
      The disappearance of magic and its subsequent reappearance after Comet/the hatching of the dragons is something that show doesn't really cover that the books do cover more. Regardless of that magic in ASOIAF is a lost art form and even for those who do know magic it comes at a great cost and is severely limited to geographical regions such as the Wall "one of the hinges of the world". or Asshai.

      I still have no idea what shade of the evening does or what was the power of the Warlocks

      To me it feels like it's just glorified DMT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      first off magic was pretty much weakened to a nonexistant form outside of asshai after the dragons died
      secondly most magic is in some form or another blood magic and is extremely high cost (intentional by GRRM to contrast it with more "video gamey"/schlockey high fantasy that was popular in the 80s)
      For example, the creation of valyrian swords requires the death of a person / sacrifice of a soul. We have several examples of blood sacrifice (death of multiple individuals) being used to calm the winds/water to allow swift travel by shit. By Melisande as well as Euron Greyjoy.
      And ofcourse Daenerys sacrificed her husband to bring back dragons (unintentionally but still). There's probably more examples but this is all I remember off the top of my head. Havn't touched the series since dance came out. And that...
      jesus christ, 2011?! Fricking hell george.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the creation of valyrian swords requires the death of a person / sacrifice of a soul.
        this isn't true

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what about glamor magic? That pissed me off in the books, like what they did with Mance

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          glamors seem to imbue objects with the magic (after killing the person) and avoid the decline since there's no indication the faceless men's shit stopped working

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Magic didn’t just suddenly up and vanish, it just declined severely since the Doom. It was a gradual process. The city of Gogossos thrived for almost a century on blood sorcery, and the Targaryens still had their dragons for a time. Some were even reputed sorcerers.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              dragons != magic there no indication if the soulnado explosion the valyrians had caused a sudden stop or not

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dragons != magic
                You are wrong.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >valyrian swords requires the death of a person / sacrifice of a soul
        Source me on that because I don't remember that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >creation of valyrian swords requires the death of a person / sacrifice of a soul

        >the creation of valyrian swords requires the death of a person / sacrifice of a soul.
        this isn't true

        >valyrian swords requires the death of a person / sacrifice of a soul
        Source me on that because I don't remember that.

        I think the creation of Valyrian steel needs a blood sacrifice but once created it can be reforged into other items.

        >Didn't she need royal blood?
        anons to this day havent grasped that stannis lost and his wife HUNG herself because shireen wasnt his daughter

        >and his wife HUNG herself because shireen wasnt his daughter

        Yeh I just realised that

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I think
          no a valid source.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      “Sorcery is a sword without a hilt, there isn’t a safe way to grasp it” is very literal.

      Grasping magic is painful. It cuts deep. It hurts. You bleed. You are playing games with the unknown.
      You are entertaining alien powers you don’t understand. It isn’t just something you can do, and not everyone can do it.

      Magic isn't used like swords and bows, but it's still frequently used in the show. Would of been nice to have some fireball throwing sorcerer's on the front lines, but I think they did it with more taste. Before the ending of course. (Frick America you giant pussy janny lmfao, give me another month off homosexual, make it 6, like I give a shit)

      There are no fireballs in this world. Magic doesn’t frick around redundantly like that. Spontaneous combustion is more appropriate.
      Those grenade things the children of the forest used in the show also never appeared in the books.

      [...]
      I still have no idea what shade of the evening does or what was the power of the Warlocks

      To me it feels like it's just glorified DMT

      It’s magic psychedelics.
      The warlocks even visualize messenger tortoises with it or something (although other people can see them too).

      I wish we got to see Asshai. It sounds like the Elder Thing city from At the Mountains of Madness on a less insane scale. It's probably for the best D&D didn't do it I suppose.

      Valyria sounds freakier than Asshai. The Valyrians also refined whatever black stone and flesh shaping magics they ripped from the ancient Asshai’i (inhuman fishpeople rapists).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magic went away for hundreds of years and very few know it exists, theres a bunch of scribes who are skeptics its even real, the debunkers. Pretty sure stannis was of the same mind.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    uterus paputulas

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She made me produce Baby Ghosts.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she ran out of shadow eggs. its called shadowpause

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasnt she trying to with Jon Snow but he got creeped out by her magic gash?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because then she uses the shadow baby at exponential rate, and it would only be a couple of years for back wit the same dilemma.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carice was, unironically, the hottest yet most underrated woman in GoT

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    would burning Edric Storm have really turned Dragonstone's stone dragons alive? That is a pretty big claim and she should've had some sort of proof to back that up

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be extremely painful.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she needs to cut back on the pints

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am convinced that her actually being a rotting, diseased hag was the ultimate "frick you" D&D had in store for Stannis
      They hated him so much, they also had to humiliate him post-mortem

      That scene otherwise served 0 purpose and had no relevance to anything

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's the same in the books

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stannis-gays forever mad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We do know she's very old, and glamours don't change the body.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          These motherfrickers actually claimed the Renly peach moment was cut because there were no peaches to be found in Northern Ireland.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my god

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shes so god damn hot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I still have those leaks. Her breasts are 11/10 here. And I love that belly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sexsexsexsexsex

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guy Pearce is the breeder of this woman. If you encounter him shake his hand and thank him. Don't say what it's about because he's a pretty normal bloke and would be pissed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is it.
      This is the picture.
      This is what you see when you win at life.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bros, I just want a wife and (biological) kids so badly

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What are you waiting for anon. Come and cuddle

          What does this mean?
          That a bunch of misfits on a Burmese glass-blowing forum are so desperately lacking in human affection and human achivement, in the midst of a deeply atomized and degenerate society? Christ have mercy on our souls.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want to jump stomp this belly full of cum like in taimanin asagi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking smug bastard kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        is she facetiming with tai lopez?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She kinda forgot about it

    In the books she is doing them by draining Stannis' lifeforce, she wants to make more by sacrificing bearers of royal blood but Stannis is reluctant

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because soft magic is onions cringe. Spells should be memorised and disappear when cast.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spells should be memorised and disappear when cast.
      This.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        BTFO

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was that how it worked? I thought EQ had you have a certain number of slots in a spellbook and you had to re-memorize spells if you wanted to change it up

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        god I miss EQ

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spells should be memorised and disappear when cast.
      This.

      this is literally the worst of all magic mechanics

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the books I think she offers it to Davos, but he refuses, since she's cringe.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    member /GoT/ generals?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      /got/.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One more.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At first, you think she's in control of her magic. But later, you realise she has no clue what she's doing and is only acting on "pure faith".

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GIMME THE DAMN DUTCH BEFORE I SPUNK MESELF

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What are you waiting for anon. Come and cuddle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no time to cuddle

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really need the original

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lads, I am now yearning.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad she has gone full climate activist because she had nothing better to do and thinks she is super important and everyone else haven’t had their eyes opened yet.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        past her prime now anyway

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She got so much better with age.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    god this show was so fricking stupid in retrospect

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't she just channel fire and earth to create Balefire and use it to erase the gay kid? Was she stupid?

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    b***h looks like a water hag

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the braps

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do shadow babies give you that hot little mommy scar going from the pussy to butthole like a regular baby?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      a girl told me once that she split her pussy open having sex

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably lack of lubrication rather than monster dong tbh fampai

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          well I didn't really probe much further since it was actually supposed to be a date. needless to say I was happy to 360 and walk away

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao what a dumb bawd. Maybe she was trying to end the date.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              maybe, it worked. we'd known each other for plenty of time beforehand so I don't get why that would be the case, but maybe.

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