He does have access to all of the accounts relating to SC, but this is the first I've heard of him taking all of the money. I thought Mick was in charge of the finances, but I'd believe it.
Only money Stampy ever snagged was some cash from Oney, which is why they don't frick with each other anymore. Also probably why Oney is so outspoken about disliking thieves. The SC acc money was on Mick. I don't think there's an official explanation of were it all went but Stampy did call him out about it at some point, asking were 200 grand went. Who knows.
Hadel can get voice roles easily I'm sure. If that fat asiatic can do it so can he.
Oney most of his little band of misfits seem to be doing okay.
That is as long as Oney keeps his channel alive. He's like Adam Sandler in a way.
cept for tom fulp. dudes still normal, living well and hasnt been cancelled despite having made games where children shoot up schools and you shoot satan in his massive wiener
Nothing bad ever happened to Tom Fulp because every person who's met him said he's legit one of the nicest people in the world. If something bad had happened to him, it'd be like the end of It's A Wonderful Life where everyone on NG would pool together to save him.
its the huge wiener part. the huge, floppy, uncensored satan wiener. and your a small child with an assault rifle shooting directly at it. also hes tossing dead children at you as a weapon. i mean yeah its pretty tame nowadays, but 20 years or whatever ago it was sorta edgy. he also had "nina's suicide choose your own adventure" thing, where another child wakes up with herpes and you get to choose how she commits suicide.
its still huge, its just the internet has gotten WAY huge in the mean time and now something its size barely registers anymore. im seeing numbers like 10 million users a month, but i barely ever see people mention it unless theres a flash thread
5 months ago
Anonymous
The animators on the site just aren't the same. The humor isn't the same. Seen alot of animators making like 20 minute long animations like they're trying to make a show but theres not even humor in it.
I miss the old days of just a quick 1-2 minute flash animation with a fun joke
5 months ago
Anonymous
i havent been on there in like a decade, but i dunno, when i was on it i liked the long series stuff and the longer animations. i do guess the short, 3 minute ish stuff is what still pops into my head. >murder is now legal, hahahahaha >humpty dumptys scream before drawing a gun >3 ALI, THE MEDICINE FOR SCHIZOPRENA-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/280969 >2005
jesus
His neck looks so thin, like a weak elderly man. Somehow that's the saddest thing about that image, I hope his health recovers from all the substance abuse.
He is a genuine and nice dude, he's just unspeakably troubled.
Out of all the homosexuals that made Sleepy Cabin special, he's the one I hope turns out alright.
Hadel is a close second, and I'm glad he finally got his show, but frankly the rest of the main rotation hasn't amounted to shit.
Stamper? Nah. Shadman tried to kill someone, but luckily for him he's a total pussy so he got aggravated assault, but he's out now.
Stamper just got addicted to meth and acted like an butthole to everyone in SC, which is getting to be less and less of a bad thing the longer time goes on.
isn't sleepycabin the podcast where one episode they drunkenly discuss killing a guy and then they deleted the episode?
5 months ago
Anonymous
They were doing a bit. Stamper was going to make a joke about roping Niall in to dispose of a body with shovels, and Niall goes into detail about Stamper disposing bodies on the train tracks by covering it up with animal bodies.
Stamper cuts him off because he was taking the bit too far, but people took it seriously, so they chucked it.
How old is he? I swear the super slumber party video could only be like 10 years old. This is insane. Is this really stamper? Does meth really add 20 years to your age? I’m seriously blown away right now if that’s actually him
I made that shit go away with caffeine cream and dabbing cold milk on my eye lids. Apparently it's the lactic acid in milk that actually lightens the skin while the caffeine temporarily reduces blood flow to the skin surface. It's not a permanent fix, but I do it as a routine for two weeks before going to quarterly business meetings I'm forced to attend.
What is there to even talk about? The man nuked his only relevance to the internet and is never getting it back. If he cared he would have built himself back up years ago. This is just another in a long line of cases were Stamper said "frick it".
Didnt stamper upload his first animation in like what? A decade? To his youtube channel just a couple weeks ago. Why would he do this? It's self destructive for no reason
Homeless people are great, drugs are awesome, Stamper was the only one to actually CHECK Chris when he started doing that gay little lets play channel. Everyone else just wants to suck off of his worst project yet because it brings in views. Chris used to shit on lets players, now look at him. Pathetic little worm. They need to bring him back, even letting him do an episode of a lets play would be sufficient to prove he's real. Right now, from where I'm sitting, Chris is one of the fakest people we've seen on youtube.
why do you need to "check" someone for making an intelligent business move? you sound like the exact type of reject like stamper that people have to distance themselves from constantly. Then when they are left friendless and alone they go "WHAT HELL WHY IS EVERYONE SUCH A PUSSY??"
>Homeless people are great, drugs are awesome
No, an no. Stamper was a sheltered moron that thought he was le wise streets smarts badass but he akshually got checked. I mean just look at him.
He deserves a second chance. We all do.
what a freak. And his mental isn’t even the same because he’ll pretend he’s so back but then go back to rock bottom. It is not really surprising why someone who has their life together wouldn’t want to associate with someone like that
I watched stamper’s breakdown on twitter and facebook that one day, chris didn’t say anything about stamper’s meth stuff until stamper suddenly started talking about hating him and all this shit out of nowhere. It’s wild seeing this stuff spill out online lol
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Can I get a qrd on the entire Mick ordeal? Is he not in good terms with Chris anymore? I'm out of the loop, but Mick seemed like a cool dude, what happened?
I thought mick was funny but he was being a beta b***h and begging veronica for sex while his bro chris had been with her the whole time. Frickin hilarious how she ended up with LSMark and cheated on him too already
>let's plays bad, because they just are, okay
Everyone from this era of the internet has this bias, and it honestly comes across as jealousy. >no! My clever Something Awful forum post should get more attention than Pewdiepie, despite not being as funny!
Okay, bro.
You aren't a fricking homosexual or anything. It's everyone else who's "fake".
Btw, i recently learned that the crazy b***h who was in the house where they all lived who they ocasionally bring up, the one with the weird brother, was there because she was dating stamper
>that irish moron >thinking >ever
lelmao (roflplox). Stamper doesn't deserve it but it's not like Oney would be some big break for him. At the end of the day it's JUST a lets play channel. Literally only propped up by Oney bringing on way funnier and more talented people. No fricking wonder the most popular episodes and comps are ALWAYS PB.
Rice Pirate also turned out to be a back stabbing little worm. He tried to take Chris´s b***h and fumbled it so bad she ended up marrying a youtube cartoon reviewer lol
Rice Pirate also turned out to be a back stabbing little worm. He tried to take Chris´s b***h and fumbled it so bad she ended up marrying a youtube cartoon reviewer lol
Can I get a qrd on the entire Mick ordeal? Is he not in good terms with Chris anymore? I'm out of the loop, but Mick seemed like a cool dude, what happened?
Chris, per usual, made an ass out of himself trying to act better than the friends that made him who he fricking is. He is nothing without his friends.
Oneygays will always resort to blaming drugs because they are all afraid of life and living. Loser basement dwellers who have no friends and require a recording of people having fun to simulate the experience.
He basically hated Chris the whole time and got Veronica to cheat on him. And saw him as the alpha as the group which is pretty pathetic. She eventually left all of them and is married to LS Mark and I think is cucking him or something
She's a disgusting prostitute who is into trains and threesomes, I believe LS Mark was manipulated into being okay with it because of his young age and her using her maturity over him to force his hand. It's all pretty terrible from what I hear.
>young age
You homosexuals act like he's 12 or some shit. He was just desperate for pussy. Age has nothing to do with it. Experience maybe.
Don't stick your dick in crazy, simple (fricking) as'.
Nobody is acting like he’s 12. A 20 year old objectively has less experience than someone who is ten years older. Are you fricking moronic. That was rhetorical btw
5 months ago
Anonymous
So a 28 year old man should never date an 18 year old woman? Hypocritical incel trannies lmao
5 months ago
Anonymous
Where did I say that? Please PLEASE point out where I said that you little worm homosexual.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>HE WAS ONLY 20 YEARS OLD YOU SICK prostitute
You trannies are hilarious lmao
5 months ago
Anonymous
>resorts to hyperbole
MY
MY
MY SIDEEEEEEEEEES GEEEEEG
5 months ago
Anonymous
What? That's literally what was said. He was 20 and so was manipulated due to the age difference. You trannies are getting real butt hurt today lmao
She's a disgusting prostitute who is into trains and threesomes, I believe LS Mark was manipulated into being okay with it because of his young age and her using her maturity over him to force his hand. It's all pretty terrible from what I hear.
I know nothing about this drama. So Oney's gf cucked him? Are they still together or what?
She was an unfaithful bawd that cheated on him, no they aren't together anymore. Oney has a new squeeze.
cept for tom fulp. dudes still normal, living well and hasnt been cancelled despite having made games where children shoot up schools and you shoot satan in his massive wiener
I dunno bro. Probably whatever/10. All I know is all the dudes on Oney put their dick in someone but only tomar is married (purely for tax reasons since him and jaxxy havn't spoken to each other in 4 years).
5 months ago
Anonymous
She hasn't spoken at all in eight.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I meant in the general sense. She was still capable of signing several years ago.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>him and jaxxy havn't spoken to each other in 4 years
This is what happens when you overcook Tomar's spaghett-eye
5 months ago
Anonymous
>purely for tax reasons since him and jaxxy havn't spoken to each other in 4 years
Well I mean, ever since the driveby when someone threw a brick at the back of her head, she hasn't been the same...
5 months ago
Anonymous
>I dunno bro. Probably whatever/10. All I know is all the dudes on Oney put their dick in someone but only tomar is married (purely for tax reasons since him and jaxxy havn't spoken to each other in 4 years).
Lmao they just had a kid
5 months ago
Anonymous
They joke and gaslight so much, for a few episodes i kept thinking the "tomar is an actual father now" was just another joke
5 months ago
Anonymous
And to go in the opposite direction, have they joked about Tomar's beautiful little angel yet? I feel like they held off for a bit to be courteous, but I want to see his reaction to their silly little dehumanizing situations.
He tried to frick Chris's gf who also cheated on him with other dudes and eventually she made a video defending herself being a bpd bawd where she admits to Mick trying to frick her and posted a voicemail she got from him saying that him drunkingly showing up to the smiling friends afterparty and talking to her in front of Chris was a powermove. Mick is just a scumbag normalhomosexual
Basically Mick is an alpha male who owned Oney at a party by performing a power move by shaking his hand, and doing a backflip too. Yes, he's that cool.
It’s sad that the only way you think you can live a life is with drugs. Your brain is unwell, and your subconscious knows that and is trying to tell you to get help but drugs is all your brain knows. But there’s help out there
It’s sad that the only way you think you can live a life is with drugs. Your brain is unwell, and your subconscious knows that and is trying to tell you to get help but drugs is all your brain knows. But there’s help out there
Who gives a frick breh maybe others from sc should do drugs to get the sticks from out of their asses and live a little
Stamper is the healthiest he has ever been. Why dont you worry about yourself you fat homosexual? Cinemaphile losers need to get real with themselves and stop judging their betters.
Hey stamper, didnt mean to piss you off, its just that you had problems with drugs in the past, but i am a fan, and if get clean and give it another try, know that i support you
nah it's all pretty basic really. stamper fricked his life up by smoking crack, basically cutting off everyone else, and mick threw it all away for chris' ex pussy. funny thing is that stamper still doesn't like chris yet still thought that mick was a massive slime for getting with chris' gf.
>I didn't know Veronica left chris for Ricepirate.
not exactly. mick was secretly lusting after veronica for some amount of time while her and chris were still together. after they broke up mick and veronica got together for a very short amount of time. i could explain in a lot more detail but i feel gay as frick for even knowing this much, and it's really not that interesting to begin with.
it's really gay to hook up with used goods. Disgusting knowing a girl you are sleeping with fricked someone you know. Imagine kissing someone who has had Chris o neills dick in their mouth.
Its not really that she left him for mick, the story goes, they had an on and of relationship for years, they would break up, then get back together (i think a lot of this had to do with veronica being a downright abusive alcoholic), mick was "friends" with both of them during the whole ordeal, but started getting closer to veronica (since he too was an alcoholic), and kind of shit talkin chris apparently, then they had their las break up, mick "is there for her" and then is a whole frickery of accusations to each other yada yada
>funny thing is that stamper still doesn't like chris yet still thought that mick was a massive slime for getting with chris' gf.
Because it's a shitty thing to do, it's just one of those unspoken rules between friends, you don't date their ex. I thought everyone knew this
>Egorapture became a homosexual who condemns his Newgrounds peers of being racist >Matt and Ryan said they regret being on Oneyplays because its edgy >Veronica is a backstabbing prostitute >Mick is a backstabber who tries to frick backstabbing prostitutes >Sonny also fricked Veronica >Shadman tried to cancel Chris after everyone started ganging up on him on Twitter for himself being a pedo >Stamper also tried to cancel Chris out of jelousy and the fact that he's a psychotic druggie >Ding Dong is one step away from turning into a tumblrhomosexual who condemns his old videos >Waffle turned into a troony >Kirbopher probably did something moronic behind the scenes which is why the YIIK final will never get posted
Why does this always happen with guests on the channel
Ding Dong is pretty funny, the old series are some of the best but he's a homosexual who acts overely emotional over unimportant shit online and clearly has a superiority complex.
>waffle turned into a troony
Biggie was fat!
Waffle was a troon from the get go tho, yoi can hear that quintesential trany voice in the gameplays, and well, her name is waffles, what do you expect
He wasn't trans during those videos, he very clearly identified as a femboy and only went full troony after he stopped appearing on the channel
>What is this don't ask don't tell sissygay nonsense.
Yeah, it’s not like he’s talking about sucking dick and buttsex. Or screaming he’s gay. So I dunno what you want besides digging through their personal life which, again doesn’t matter
5 months ago
Anonymous
>which, again doesn’t matter
troony gay enabler. Try to view this from a heterosexual lens and you will realize why nobody likes shit eating child molesters like ding dong.
He has never funny, was a backstabber and is a homosexual on top of it all. It's never good business sense to bring gays onto your show.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Damn man, dig a gay frick your father or something? Calm down
5 months ago
Anonymous
i've never had a bad experence with a homosexual, I haven't even interacted with any personally irl.
They should all be put to death. Literally every normal heterosexual man has known this instinctively for all of human history. I don't know what you would be defending ding dong, saying Chris is a fricking moron for ever associating with a homosexual in any way is an obvious statement. Who the frick has homosexual friends unless they are also gay? Maybe if you're in some child grooming gang or something it doesn't make any sense.
gays are not just normal people who happen to be completely insane and rape other men. the perversion affects every aspect of their personality. What website am I on?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Man, you are 12
5 months ago
Anonymous
No, I just don’t care because you can tell he doesn’t like making it his personality >he’s a backstabber
Theyre still on good terms tho >it’s not good business
What are you talking about? For years Chris, Ding Dong, and Julian WERE OneyPlays
5 months ago
Anonymous
>you can tell he doesn’t like making it his personality
So he's being subversive.
You clearly don't understand what a homosexual is and how they operate. Are you underage or something?
>For years Chris, Ding Dong, and Julian WERE OneyPlays
I only watched episodes with Cory or Pebbles in them.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>anyone who doesn’t fit into my mold of stereotypes is just fricking with me
Autism
5 months ago
Anonymous
>stereotypes
Why are you, a libtard in 2023 browsing Cinemaphile?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>autistic “man” has libtard in hai vocabulary
you cannot make this shit up
Waffle was a troon from the get go tho, yoi can hear that quintesential trany voice in the gameplays, and well, her name is waffles, what do you expect
You need help bro, I think you might be stamper. You left like 9 posts about Chris in this thread, no one hates the guy, he’s pretty normal and non controversial. You gave a weird autistic vendetta
probably did something moronic behind the scenes which is why the YIIK final will never get posted
Weren't they supposed to play the rest with the creator of the game?
I remember Oney posting something like that on twitter a long time ago.
What happened?
It was supposed to be with Alex's VA who was Kirbopher. It's been shelved forever after Kirbophers episodes on the channel for reasons no one will ever know unless it was Kirbopher being a homosexual in which case we all know
My guess is it went something like this >chris is playing yiik with the boys >wants to do something cool for the finale >"wait a minute, this dude is played by that gay from newgrounds we used to know" >tomar is closer to him from some gig maybe >tomar invites him to an episode to test the waters >kirbopher turns out to be nega corey, meaning, all of the autism but none of the fun >he also seems to bring up shit from the past no one cares abou >chris goes "frick this"
nah chris talked about it a year ago, it's supposed to be a super long and heavily-edited video but he, DD, and julian can't find a time where they can all work on it simultaneously and none of them want to work on it unless they can all work on it simultaneously
YIIK finale isn’t coming because that fricking homosexual Ding Dong had a freakout and said he was going to leave the internet and shit again and that he doesn’t want more shit of him uploaded, he does this all the fricking time. FRICK. I want that YIIK finale so bad
Chris O'Neal here, I'm here to prove to all of my loyal fans that I love that Smiling Friends isn't that great and this person is a fricking Black person
Pokemon Red was one of the worst LPs on the channel >Chris clearly doesn't give a frick or remember anything about the game, just baby-talking versions of pokemon names >Julian wheezing laughing at Chris' baby talk >DD mostly quiet and just playing the game
I guess i just enjoyed it because of how much they were having fun regardless of what was going on in the game. Still, nothing beats KH playthroughs >tiny hitler argument >the 8-bit bate >the mcdonalds employee hypothetical >that entire segment where they just cut away from the Xigbar fight to talk about Mike and Melissa with the whole thing playing on-screen
Also I forgot two good ones, Crash Bandicoot 2 and Megaman X.
>Mike and Melissa
Man that's a fricking blast from the past. For whatever reason Cinemaphile fricking had it out for that guy back in the day and went full KF in finding out who he is and going Internet Hate Machine on him with doxxing and raiding. I almost feel sorry for him but at the same time, he apparently was kind of a piece of shit himself, doing stuff like namedropping his ex in the cartoon, so it's hard to garner sympathy.
>For whatever reason
Because he was a furry. They came up with other justifications later but back in 2012-2013, it was entirely because he was a furry that openly broadcasted how he wanted to frick a purple skunk girl.
Kingdom Hearts 2 and Crash are the two best out of the original run with Ding Dong and Julian. As far as the later series goes Witch Hunt, Hitman and Worms are considered classics for the Oney, Zach/Lyle and Tomar.trio. Recent series are pretty hit or miss but all of the sonic playthroughs with Corey are great. Any of the AI or Newgrounds related videos are kino too
Visage. Spam them to FINISH THE FRICKING GAME though.
Witch Hunt, Worms, Reddit/Websplorers, Hitman, and new Saints Row are all good.
From the older DD+Julian stuff I'd say both Kingdom Hearts series, Illbleed, and Pokemon Red.
Anything without the furgays. Whenever you watch a video with DingDong and Julian just remember that one of them likes fart porn with his skunk OC and the other one has posted about his fetish for being digested inside of a tuba and it’s why his favorite digimon is that tuba frog and why his OC is some frickin tuba reptile.
Sonic heroes is a great dynamic, wind waker for slightly more autismo, hitman for the clasic straight man tomar with a devil in each ear, avengers for roasting lame writing (forspoken too but the series isnt finished)
Kingdom Hearts
All Crash Bandicoots
All Sonics with Cory
Worms
Super Mario World
All Donkey Kongs
Yiik
Spiderman 2
Pokemon red and blue
All slightly artistic
All web explores/reddit
FEAR
All Hitman
All New Grounds
Forespoken
CIV6
Avoid:
Anything with Adam
Most Modern Games
GTA roleplays
Yeah I know this pic is very outdated, I made it 3 years ago
>Lyle's sense of humor
Just repeating what people said 5 seconds earlier but LOUDER.
have a nice day Lyle. Don't you have some videos to edit, you homosexual?
He makes the jokes we would all make, just easy wordplay with the simplest and quickest internal logic that comes to him. I still like him though because he's a good straight man and gets through all the games for them.
He said the image is outdated, wich makes sense, lyle was a bit akard when he first got into the channel, but as time went on you can see he got more confident with just riffing and coming up with jokes on the spot
Anyone who's slain as many feral rats as Lyle is ok in my book. Him and his legendary belt buckle reminds me of Castelvania but with rats instead of vampires.
>fricked the same transvestite for years because he is loyal >has always been a pervert and always been outspoken about it because he's real to the core >probably genuinely mentally deficient but still considered to be one of the hardest working guys to come out of NG's >still buds with a lot of the old crew and is always down to hang out >makes Oneygays buttblasted with his deranged ramblings and constant manchild behavior
Cory will always remain the most based moron to come out of all of it.
Cory has all the best Sleepycast moments. >moral of the story is [something never mentioned in the story] >moron sponge factory >friendly birds that swoop down and steal spaghetti >dad tire present >water people >marsquatch
I love Cory, but when he starts to tell some cool and interesting story, bu then gets distracted and starts to tell other unrelated, long and boring story It makes me want to punch my monitor.
Because he very rarely stoops down to their level, i can only remember one instance where stamper was having some coke fueled fit on facebook or something, and chris just tweeted "oh great, stamper is high and talking shit about me again, well just leave me out of it" or whatever
Even during the whole veronica and mick drama he didnt say anything, he just made a joke in the sonic heroes gameplay, wich only zach understood at the time, it blew my mind when i later watched the veronica drama video, and then understood the joke
Last thing i heard he went back to ireland to focus on studying, but he was open to returning to the states i think, he did a podcast episode with ill review anything
Mick is a basket case in the Oney-lore. I don't really think he cares, because he's always seemed like the one to land on his feet when he leapt away from the crew. Didn't he do a string of commercials during the SleepyCast days that got him loaded on funds?
Mick didnt do shit. Hes a fricking loser who inherited millions of dollars from his grandma or some shit. Hence why Veronica was entertaining the idea of using him for beta bux while he fell madly in love with her in the most cringe way possible.
>there will never be another sleepycast
a void that can never be filled.
It was annoying that they always made out it was so hard to produce the podcasts >I'm so exhausted from editing, we need to hire a team of editors to do the audio mixing
either this was an excuse covering up that they all hated each other or animators really are the laziest whining c**ts on the planet.
Stopped watching oneyplays because of that annoying Adam homosexual and it's made worse now that the moronic autism Cory is there. I used to like Cory but he's just fricking annoying now
Cory is good when paired with a straight man. Which is ironic that his best "straight man" is fricking Zach who is usually the autistic one if they're with Tomar.
Cory + Adam is just exponential autism. Both fine on their own, terrible together.
he was infuriating in the fortnite episodes. Such a whiney spoiled baby. Dave on the other hand is based and funny. Corey is also funny in an autistic way.
Cory is a little slow but he's usually just bafflingly ignorant of anything that isn't gaming/internet culture. Adam is legitimately unintelligent, to a shocking extent. Every series with him feels like they're humoring some big moron with a fake baby voice. Most mega autists, smart or not, have something they're super interested in they can carry on a conversation about. I couldn't finish either Dark Souls series because of him. Chris, Cory, and Adam is such a shit dynamic.
adam talks like he's literally moronic. cory seems part schizo, which is funny, but he doesn't seem evil or anything, but adam genuinely seems low iq, like he's genuinely a fricking moron
or it's an act, which would be even more annoying
I mean adam and cory mention drinking four lokos or smoking/vaping in plenty of episodes, sometimes when adam talks in his normal voice I can barely tell it’s him
Adam grew on me, I would smoke and play vidya with him.
Spazkid is a fricking legend, I used to watch Pokemon Spread and his sailorman videos all the time. I really appreciate how he tries not to give a frick about anyone else and just live his life enjoying Sonic games, drawing dickgirl porn, and slamming his troony gf. Everyone should feel as secure and happy as him.
Is the show actually narratively interesting or funny? I've seen funny clips of it and while I don't expect it to be shakespeare if the clips are all that's good I might not bother
Stopped watching oneyplays because of that annoying Adam homosexual and it's made worse now that the moronic autism Cory is there. I used to like Cory but he's just fricking annoying now
he was infuriating in the fortnite episodes. Such a whiney spoiled baby. Dave on the other hand is based and funny. Corey is also funny in an autistic way.
I always ALWAYS lose it at the "Tomar's Special Heart" bit. Specifically when Zach goes off with the whole >The doctor told me that you are a very special Tomar. And I have not seen a Tomar like you in my entire fricking life!
Zach said in an interview or something there's guild actor rules about the number of cameo appearances they could have. They wanted to get a bunch of different people like Chris-chan but at one point they reached a cap.
>sleepycabin, Mick, Stamper and Cory all talk about having weird sexual encounters/being molested >Both Mick and Stamper have heartfelt long conversations about cousins or uncles that sexually assualted them >Corys turn >yeah I saw two guys kissing on TV once and my dad got mad and turned it off
absolutely fricking astounding
Anyone remember the episode where they have Tomar do an impression of Eggman being a simp for Rouge?
It replays in my head but I can never find that moment again.
Season 2 when?
Never because it's too difficult to make 10 minute animated episodes
soon, unironically
Probably demanded to be payed in meth
didnt he steal like thousands of dollars from the sleepycabin account or something?
He does have access to all of the accounts relating to SC, but this is the first I've heard of him taking all of the money. I thought Mick was in charge of the finances, but I'd believe it.
Only money Stampy ever snagged was some cash from Oney, which is why they don't frick with each other anymore. Also probably why Oney is so outspoken about disliking thieves. The SC acc money was on Mick. I don't think there's an official explanation of were it all went but Stampy did call him out about it at some point, asking were 200 grand went. Who knows.
Because his channel just got terminated RIP
Newgrounds didn't end well for anybody
Hadel can get voice roles easily I'm sure. If that fat asiatic can do it so can he.
Oney most of his little band of misfits seem to be doing okay.
That is as long as Oney keeps his channel alive. He's like Adam Sandler in a way.
Other than shad, stamper and mick, they all seem allright
cept for tom fulp. dudes still normal, living well and hasnt been cancelled despite having made games where children shoot up schools and you shoot satan in his massive wiener
Nothing bad ever happened to Tom Fulp because every person who's met him said he's legit one of the nicest people in the world. If something bad had happened to him, it'd be like the end of It's A Wonderful Life where everyone on NG would pool together to save him.
What's wrong with shooting satan?
its the huge wiener part. the huge, floppy, uncensored satan wiener. and your a small child with an assault rifle shooting directly at it. also hes tossing dead children at you as a weapon. i mean yeah its pretty tame nowadays, but 20 years or whatever ago it was sorta edgy. he also had "nina's suicide choose your own adventure" thing, where another child wakes up with herpes and you get to choose how she commits suicide.
lol I remember these. The nina one was brutal. Newgrounds back in the day was something. Now it's nothing.
its still huge, its just the internet has gotten WAY huge in the mean time and now something its size barely registers anymore. im seeing numbers like 10 million users a month, but i barely ever see people mention it unless theres a flash thread
The animators on the site just aren't the same. The humor isn't the same. Seen alot of animators making like 20 minute long animations like they're trying to make a show but theres not even humor in it.
I miss the old days of just a quick 1-2 minute flash animation with a fun joke
i havent been on there in like a decade, but i dunno, when i was on it i liked the long series stuff and the longer animations. i do guess the short, 3 minute ish stuff is what still pops into my head.
>murder is now legal, hahahahaha
>humpty dumptys scream before drawing a gun
>3 ALI, THE MEDICINE FOR SCHIZOPRENA-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/280969
>2005
jesus
He deserves a second chance. We all do.
Age is a b***h. He'd look better with a cut but still. Oh also all the smack, that's a b***h too.
WHAT THE FRICK... he looks like a Star Wars fan now
oh my god
His neck looks so thin, like a weak elderly man. Somehow that's the saddest thing about that image, I hope his health recovers from all the substance abuse.
> he's not bald
why was he shaving his head
Look at his hairline you dope.
there's no second chances with meth, his brain is totally fried and relapse is inevitable
>super slumber paaarrrtyyyyy
Super Slumber Party was such a good video... wish we could turn back time bros..
>SUPER SLUMBER PARTY
>CAKE AND APPLE PIE
>SUPER SLUMBER PARTY
>BLOW MY DAD AND CRY
He deserves eight or nine chances.
>moronic haircut
>sideburns
>chin piercing
>red earring
frick my shit up look
>a second chance
He's had a dozen already from what I've seen.
I have no idea who this is
The being formally known as Stamper.
HES GOT THE CHINSTRAP BEARD HAHAHAHAHA
Don't do meth, kids.
Stamper was probably my favorite person from sleepycast. Sad that this happened to him, he seemed like a genuine and nice dude.
He is a genuine and nice dude, he's just unspeakably troubled.
Out of all the homosexuals that made Sleepy Cabin special, he's the one I hope turns out alright.
Hadel is a close second, and I'm glad he finally got his show, but frankly the rest of the main rotation hasn't amounted to shit.
And I hope Sab is doing great as well.
Didn't he kill someone though?
Stamper? Nah. Shadman tried to kill someone, but luckily for him he's a total pussy so he got aggravated assault, but he's out now.
Stamper just got addicted to meth and acted like an butthole to everyone in SC, which is getting to be less and less of a bad thing the longer time goes on.
isn't sleepycabin the podcast where one episode they drunkenly discuss killing a guy and then they deleted the episode?
They were doing a bit. Stamper was going to make a joke about roping Niall in to dispose of a body with shovels, and Niall goes into detail about Stamper disposing bodies on the train tracks by covering it up with animal bodies.
Stamper cuts him off because he was taking the bit too far, but people took it seriously, so they chucked it.
mirror or name/number of the episode?
How old is he? I swear the super slumber party video could only be like 10 years old. This is insane. Is this really stamper? Does meth really add 20 years to your age? I’m seriously blown away right now if that’s actually him
he's 40. I'm 39 and look 15 years younger than him. i thought him doing meth was a joke on him being schizo but i believe it.
>meth head
>no dark circles under his eyes
>I got that shit due to lack of sleep, two fricking years ago
>still have them
what a load of horse shit
I made that shit go away with caffeine cream and dabbing cold milk on my eye lids. Apparently it's the lactic acid in milk that actually lightens the skin while the caffeine temporarily reduces blood flow to the skin surface. It's not a permanent fix, but I do it as a routine for two weeks before going to quarterly business meetings I'm forced to attend.
Fricking grim
You just want to talk about Stampter posting porn on Youtube and getting banned, don't you?
What is there to even talk about? The man nuked his only relevance to the internet and is never getting it back. If he cared he would have built himself back up years ago. This is just another in a long line of cases were Stamper said "frick it".
He did WHAT??? When did this happen I went to his channel and it's not there anymore. I used to comment on his community updates. Frick this SUCKS
Didnt stamper upload his first animation in like what? A decade? To his youtube channel just a couple weeks ago. Why would he do this? It's self destructive for no reason
Why did Chris think it was a good idea to betray his only real friend Stamper?
Stamper got into hard drugs and started doing really weird things like hanging around homeless people. You can’t really blame Chris.
Homeless people are great, drugs are awesome, Stamper was the only one to actually CHECK Chris when he started doing that gay little lets play channel. Everyone else just wants to suck off of his worst project yet because it brings in views. Chris used to shit on lets players, now look at him. Pathetic little worm. They need to bring him back, even letting him do an episode of a lets play would be sufficient to prove he's real. Right now, from where I'm sitting, Chris is one of the fakest people we've seen on youtube.
why do you need to "check" someone for making an intelligent business move? you sound like the exact type of reject like stamper that people have to distance themselves from constantly. Then when they are left friendless and alone they go "WHAT HELL WHY IS EVERYONE SUCH A PUSSY??"
>Homeless people are great, drugs are awesome
No, an no. Stamper was a sheltered moron that thought he was le wise streets smarts badass but he akshually got checked. I mean just look at him.
what a freak. And his mental isn’t even the same because he’ll pretend he’s so back but then go back to rock bottom. It is not really surprising why someone who has their life together wouldn’t want to associate with someone like that
Whatever you say Stamper
>Chris used to shit on lets players, now look at him.
Unsuccessful people be talking
Stamper, tell us the story about Chris collecting the used condoms from girls he has fricked
Sorry what
Oneyplays has been a net funny for the world
I watched stamper’s breakdown on twitter and facebook that one day, chris didn’t say anything about stamper’s meth stuff until stamper suddenly started talking about hating him and all this shit out of nowhere. It’s wild seeing this stuff spill out online lol
I thought mick was funny but he was being a beta b***h and begging veronica for sex while his bro chris had been with her the whole time. Frickin hilarious how she ended up with LSMark and cheated on him too already
>let's plays bad, because they just are, okay
Everyone from this era of the internet has this bias, and it honestly comes across as jealousy.
>no! My clever Something Awful forum post should get more attention than Pewdiepie, despite not being as funny!
Okay, bro.
You aren't a fricking homosexual or anything. It's everyone else who's "fake".
Btw, i recently learned that the crazy b***h who was in the house where they all lived who they ocasionally bring up, the one with the weird brother, was there because she was dating stamper
>that irish moron
>thinking
>ever
lelmao (roflplox). Stamper doesn't deserve it but it's not like Oney would be some big break for him. At the end of the day it's JUST a lets play channel. Literally only propped up by Oney bringing on way funnier and more talented people. No fricking wonder the most popular episodes and comps are ALWAYS PB.
Rice Pirate also turned out to be a back stabbing little worm. He tried to take Chris´s b***h and fumbled it so bad she ended up marrying a youtube cartoon reviewer lol
Mick was a douche, but veronica is a fricking prostitute, and i feel bad for the cartoon reviewer guy
If they made it so that Mick didn't have a role in season 2 that would be a definite power move
Can I get a qrd on the entire Mick ordeal? Is he not in good terms with Chris anymore? I'm out of the loop, but Mick seemed like a cool dude, what happened?
Chris, per usual, made an ass out of himself trying to act better than the friends that made him who he fricking is. He is nothing without his friends.
Lmao ok stamper, have your crack and go to bed now
Oneygays will always resort to blaming drugs because they are all afraid of life and living. Loser basement dwellers who have no friends and require a recording of people having fun to simulate the experience.
>recording of people having fun to simulate the experience
>uses drugs to chemically simulate positive brain function
kek
Mick put hoes over bros and paid the price. Oney is a b***h but Mick stepped the frick out.
He basically hated Chris the whole time and got Veronica to cheat on him. And saw him as the alpha as the group which is pretty pathetic. She eventually left all of them and is married to LS Mark and I think is cucking him or something
She's a disgusting prostitute who is into trains and threesomes, I believe LS Mark was manipulated into being okay with it because of his young age and her using her maturity over him to force his hand. It's all pretty terrible from what I hear.
>young age
You homosexuals act like he's 12 or some shit. He was just desperate for pussy. Age has nothing to do with it. Experience maybe.
Don't stick your dick in crazy, simple (fricking) as'.
The problem is that he's a leftist so he think sharing his wife is actually le wholesome and he shouldn't control her
Nobody is acting like he’s 12. A 20 year old objectively has less experience than someone who is ten years older. Are you fricking moronic. That was rhetorical btw
So a 28 year old man should never date an 18 year old woman? Hypocritical incel trannies lmao
Where did I say that? Please PLEASE point out where I said that you little worm homosexual.
>HE WAS ONLY 20 YEARS OLD YOU SICK prostitute
You trannies are hilarious lmao
>resorts to hyperbole
MY
MY
MY SIDEEEEEEEEEES GEEEEEG
What? That's literally what was said. He was 20 and so was manipulated due to the age difference. You trannies are getting real butt hurt today lmao
I know nothing about this drama. So Oney's gf cucked him? Are they still together or what?
She was an unfaithful bawd that cheated on him, no they aren't together anymore. Oney has a new squeeze.
Making the site immunized him somehow.
>Oney has a new squeeze
Is she hot?
I dunno bro. Probably whatever/10. All I know is all the dudes on Oney put their dick in someone but only tomar is married (purely for tax reasons since him and jaxxy havn't spoken to each other in 4 years).
She hasn't spoken at all in eight.
I meant in the general sense. She was still capable of signing several years ago.
>him and jaxxy havn't spoken to each other in 4 years
This is what happens when you overcook Tomar's spaghett-eye
>purely for tax reasons since him and jaxxy havn't spoken to each other in 4 years
Well I mean, ever since the driveby when someone threw a brick at the back of her head, she hasn't been the same...
>I dunno bro. Probably whatever/10. All I know is all the dudes on Oney put their dick in someone but only tomar is married (purely for tax reasons since him and jaxxy havn't spoken to each other in 4 years).
Lmao they just had a kid
They joke and gaslight so much, for a few episodes i kept thinking the "tomar is an actual father now" was just another joke
And to go in the opposite direction, have they joked about Tomar's beautiful little angel yet? I feel like they held off for a bit to be courteous, but I want to see his reaction to their silly little dehumanizing situations.
He tried to frick Chris's gf who also cheated on him with other dudes and eventually she made a video defending herself being a bpd bawd where she admits to Mick trying to frick her and posted a voicemail she got from him saying that him drunkingly showing up to the smiling friends afterparty and talking to her in front of Chris was a powermove. Mick is just a scumbag normalhomosexual
He didn't just try, he did frick her and tbqh I would betray Chris and frick veronica too because she's pretty cute
Basically Mick is an alpha male who owned Oney at a party by performing a power move by shaking his hand, and doing a backflip too. Yes, he's that cool.
Dude entered the lions den due, gnarly stuff
I feel bad for oney, having these kinds of homosexuals, prostitutes and losers around
Well you're willingly hanging around homosexuals, prostitutes and losers on Cinemaphile in your spare time
Stamper rules. Simple as. Oney and Pebbles are fakegays. Smiling Friends season 2 will flop.
I still don't get the hate for PB. He's a bit straight laced but so what? He's not anywhere near as bad as Oney.
the hate is manufactured
Agreed. Stamper is the only funny one out of that group. Pb and oney are peak reddit tier humor
this 100%. only one with a soul, willing to live a little unlike those straight edge losers
It’s sad that the only way you think you can live a life is with drugs. Your brain is unwell, and your subconscious knows that and is trying to tell you to get help but drugs is all your brain knows. But there’s help out there
Who gives a frick breh maybe others from sc should do drugs to get the sticks from out of their asses and live a little
There's other ways of living even if it's hard.
Stamper has funny voice, good delivery and good jokes, but he's sensitive and has no work ethic ( drug addict)
pebbles has a funny voice and good delivery but his actual jokes are trash.
Oney was just never funny in any way.He's note even a good artist.
Can stamper even va anymore? I doubt crack is good for your voice
Stamper is the healthiest he has ever been. Why dont you worry about yourself you fat homosexual? Cinemaphile losers need to get real with themselves and stop judging their betters.
Hey stamper, didnt mean to piss you off, its just that you had problems with drugs in the past, but i am a fan, and if get clean and give it another try, know that i support you
theyd have to seek out one of california's many many meth dens to drag him to the studio for an hour and no one wants to put up with that
Is there like a proper kiwi farms rundown on all the stuff and drama stamper has gotten himself into?
I would say Stamper, Zach and Cory are the only ones who are sometimes funny. Chris is so fricking boring.
nah it's all pretty basic really. stamper fricked his life up by smoking crack, basically cutting off everyone else, and mick threw it all away for chris' ex pussy. funny thing is that stamper still doesn't like chris yet still thought that mick was a massive slime for getting with chris' gf.
There is lots of like accusations and stories and frick ups around stamper and his mom that is funny, I just like it all in a nice lolcow summery.
Chris too would be interesting, I didn't know Veronica left chris for Ricepirate.
>I didn't know Veronica left chris for Ricepirate.
not exactly. mick was secretly lusting after veronica for some amount of time while her and chris were still together. after they broke up mick and veronica got together for a very short amount of time. i could explain in a lot more detail but i feel gay as frick for even knowing this much, and it's really not that interesting to begin with.
it's really gay to hook up with used goods. Disgusting knowing a girl you are sleeping with fricked someone you know. Imagine kissing someone who has had Chris o neills dick in their mouth.
Its not really that she left him for mick, the story goes, they had an on and of relationship for years, they would break up, then get back together (i think a lot of this had to do with veronica being a downright abusive alcoholic), mick was "friends" with both of them during the whole ordeal, but started getting closer to veronica (since he too was an alcoholic), and kind of shit talkin chris apparently, then they had their las break up, mick "is there for her" and then is a whole frickery of accusations to each other yada yada
>funny thing is that stamper still doesn't like chris yet still thought that mick was a massive slime for getting with chris' gf.
Because it's a shitty thing to do, it's just one of those unspoken rules between friends, you don't date their ex. I thought everyone knew this
>Egorapture became a homosexual who condemns his Newgrounds peers of being racist
>Matt and Ryan said they regret being on Oneyplays because its edgy
>Veronica is a backstabbing prostitute
>Mick is a backstabber who tries to frick backstabbing prostitutes
>Sonny also fricked Veronica
>Shadman tried to cancel Chris after everyone started ganging up on him on Twitter for himself being a pedo
>Stamper also tried to cancel Chris out of jelousy and the fact that he's a psychotic druggie
>Ding Dong is one step away from turning into a tumblrhomosexual who condemns his old videos
>Waffle turned into a troony
>Kirbopher probably did something moronic behind the scenes which is why the YIIK final will never get posted
Why does this always happen with guests on the channel
Because Oney is a homosexual.
because oney and NG attracts moronic schizos
Ive never heard Ding Dong condemn his old TBG videos but I wouldn’t really be surprised. He would bait people to post on his forums then dox them
He's an unfunny homosexual. Oney is stupid for ever bringing gays on the show.
Ding Dong is pretty funny, the old series are some of the best but he's a homosexual who acts overely emotional over unimportant shit online and clearly has a superiority complex.
He wasn't trans during those videos, he very clearly identified as a femboy and only went full troony after he stopped appearing on the channel
I never found him funny at all. honestly the people post sleepy cabin are all NPCs to me and I avoid watching videos with them in it.
he's a homosexual and acts like one. What is this don't ask don't tell sissygay nonsense.
>What is this don't ask don't tell sissygay nonsense.
Yeah, it’s not like he’s talking about sucking dick and buttsex. Or screaming he’s gay. So I dunno what you want besides digging through their personal life which, again doesn’t matter
>which, again doesn’t matter
troony gay enabler. Try to view this from a heterosexual lens and you will realize why nobody likes shit eating child molesters like ding dong.
He has never funny, was a backstabber and is a homosexual on top of it all. It's never good business sense to bring gays onto your show.
Damn man, dig a gay frick your father or something? Calm down
i've never had a bad experence with a homosexual, I haven't even interacted with any personally irl.
They should all be put to death. Literally every normal heterosexual man has known this instinctively for all of human history. I don't know what you would be defending ding dong, saying Chris is a fricking moron for ever associating with a homosexual in any way is an obvious statement. Who the frick has homosexual friends unless they are also gay? Maybe if you're in some child grooming gang or something it doesn't make any sense.
gays are not just normal people who happen to be completely insane and rape other men. the perversion affects every aspect of their personality. What website am I on?
Man, you are 12
No, I just don’t care because you can tell he doesn’t like making it his personality
>he’s a backstabber
Theyre still on good terms tho
>it’s not good business
What are you talking about? For years Chris, Ding Dong, and Julian WERE OneyPlays
>you can tell he doesn’t like making it his personality
So he's being subversive.
You clearly don't understand what a homosexual is and how they operate. Are you underage or something?
>For years Chris, Ding Dong, and Julian WERE OneyPlays
I only watched episodes with Cory or Pebbles in them.
>anyone who doesn’t fit into my mold of stereotypes is just fricking with me
Autism
>stereotypes
Why are you, a libtard in 2023 browsing Cinemaphile?
>autistic “man” has libtard in hai vocabulary
you cannot make this shit up
Literally don’t care. The only reason that was ever found out was because no life parasocial Cinemaphileermin doxxed them.
NG type freaks can't deal with success I guess. Good on Chris for keeping on and staying *mostly* out of drama.
>waffle turned into a troony
Biggie was fat!
Waffle was a troon from the get go tho, yoi can hear that quintesential trany voice in the gameplays, and well, her name is waffles, what do you expect
Afaik ding dong and julian are in good terms with oney, and have some episodes planed for the future
The kirbopher episodes are so fricking akward man, you can really tell chris despises him, and that kirbopher is butthurt about past shit
He's extremely autistic, he's like a version of Corey that's completely humorless and no self awareness while also having a huge ego from nothing
"Yeah, and then we all grew the frick up." Chris got called out and didnt say shit LOL. Called him immature to his face. No comment. Pussy.
You need help bro, I think you might be stamper. You left like 9 posts about Chris in this thread, no one hates the guy, he’s pretty normal and non controversial. You gave a weird autistic vendetta
That just seems to be the state of affairs in LA, but notice how he still has solid buddies from before he moved there
>the YIIK final will never get posted
became a homosexual
i was often in AIM chatrooms with the guy, he was always a homosexual.
He hasn't been considered cool sine 2010 and none of us knew better back then
probably did something moronic behind the scenes which is why the YIIK final will never get posted
Weren't they supposed to play the rest with the creator of the game?
I remember Oney posting something like that on twitter a long time ago.
What happened?
It was supposed to be with Alex's VA who was Kirbopher. It's been shelved forever after Kirbophers episodes on the channel for reasons no one will ever know unless it was Kirbopher being a homosexual in which case we all know
My guess is it went something like this
>chris is playing yiik with the boys
>wants to do something cool for the finale
>"wait a minute, this dude is played by that gay from newgrounds we used to know"
>tomar is closer to him from some gig maybe
>tomar invites him to an episode to test the waters
>kirbopher turns out to be nega corey, meaning, all of the autism but none of the fun
>he also seems to bring up shit from the past no one cares abou
>chris goes "frick this"
nah chris talked about it a year ago, it's supposed to be a super long and heavily-edited video but he, DD, and julian can't find a time where they can all work on it simultaneously and none of them want to work on it unless they can all work on it simultaneously
>terminally online degenerates act like pissy gays
Wow who could have guessed
Didn't happen to Jon. Jon wins.
Jon went on a racist tirade and lost his voice acting gig in the yooka laylee game
>voice acting gig
He said "ech ech ech" for a 3d portapotty. I'd hardly call that a gig.
His line was "eyyy badabing badaboom get this black guy outta my room"
His like was "Ech ech ech hang Black person by the neck"
That line was improvised too. Shows how much a talented va he is.
he didnt even know he was being recorded. he just woke up
YIIK finale isn’t coming because that fricking homosexual Ding Dong had a freakout and said he was going to leave the internet and shit again and that he doesn’t want more shit of him uploaded, he does this all the fricking time. FRICK. I want that YIIK finale so bad
ngl I would frick the gay out of waffles
They're all california gays. Yeah even Shadman found his way there.
Oneygays seething in this thread LOL. Stamperchads stay winning.
Is it true Dick has been in a relationship with maddoxs ex gf for almost 10 years?
Yes and he gets fricked by her as juju the cow
Stamper you are samegaygin too hard
Zach Hadel here. You guys need to get a life. Stop talking about us. We don't like you. Goodnight.
You're a homosexual israelite
Chris O'Neal here, I'm here to prove to all of my loyal fans that I love that Smiling Friends isn't that great and this person is a fricking Black person
Zach Hadel here. My nipples are wet. Milk won't stop coming out of my nipples. Send help.
Hey Cory, Sonic here!
Hey Cory, Robotnic Here!
Stamper was still an addict at the time. I think he only very recently started cleaning up.
I just started watching OneyPlays recently at my boring as frick job, what series do you guys recommend
kingdom hearts
spiderman 2
Visage, Crash 2, Witch Hunt, Left 4 Dead 2, Kingdom Hearts, YIIK
Abosulte peak to me was Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 and Pokemon Red, nothing else came close.
Croc
YIIK
Worms
AI Dungeon
absolute*
Pokemon Red was one of the worst LPs on the channel
>Chris clearly doesn't give a frick or remember anything about the game, just baby-talking versions of pokemon names
>Julian wheezing laughing at Chris' baby talk
>DD mostly quiet and just playing the game
I guess i just enjoyed it because of how much they were having fun regardless of what was going on in the game. Still, nothing beats KH playthroughs
>tiny hitler argument
>the 8-bit bate
>the mcdonalds employee hypothetical
>that entire segment where they just cut away from the Xigbar fight to talk about Mike and Melissa with the whole thing playing on-screen
Also I forgot two good ones, Crash Bandicoot 2 and Megaman X.
Idk what he’s talking about but Pokémon red is a great LP
>Mike and Melissa
Man that's a fricking blast from the past. For whatever reason Cinemaphile fricking had it out for that guy back in the day and went full KF in finding out who he is and going Internet Hate Machine on him with doxxing and raiding. I almost feel sorry for him but at the same time, he apparently was kind of a piece of shit himself, doing stuff like namedropping his ex in the cartoon, so it's hard to garner sympathy.
>For whatever reason
Because he was a furry. They came up with other justifications later but back in 2012-2013, it was entirely because he was a furry that openly broadcasted how he wanted to frick a purple skunk girl.
Kingdom Hearts 2 and Crash are the two best out of the original run with Ding Dong and Julian. As far as the later series goes Witch Hunt, Hitman and Worms are considered classics for the Oney, Zach/Lyle and Tomar.trio. Recent series are pretty hit or miss but all of the sonic playthroughs with Corey are great. Any of the AI or Newgrounds related videos are kino too
Slightly Artistic
Visage. Spam them to FINISH THE FRICKING GAME though.
Witch Hunt, Worms, Reddit/Websplorers, Hitman, and new Saints Row are all good.
From the older DD+Julian stuff I'd say both Kingdom Hearts series, Illbleed, and Pokemon Red.
Anything without the furgays. Whenever you watch a video with DingDong and Julian just remember that one of them likes fart porn with his skunk OC and the other one has posted about his fetish for being digested inside of a tuba and it’s why his favorite digimon is that tuba frog and why his OC is some frickin tuba reptile.
>lying about the most entertaining duo of the bunch
Sonic heroes is a great dynamic, wind waker for slightly more autismo, hitman for the clasic straight man tomar with a devil in each ear, avengers for roasting lame writing (forspoken too but the series isnt finished)
Kingdom Hearts
All Crash Bandicoots
All Sonics with Cory
Worms
Super Mario World
All Donkey Kongs
Yiik
Spiderman 2
Pokemon red and blue
All slightly artistic
All web explores/reddit
FEAR
All Hitman
All New Grounds
Forespoken
CIV6
Avoid:
Anything with Adam
Most Modern Games
GTA roleplays
Yeah I know this pic is very outdated, I made it 3 years ago
>Lyle in F tier
I'm convinced people are just too dumb to appreciate Lyle's sense of humor.
>Lyle's sense of humor
Just repeating what people said 5 seconds earlier but LOUDER.
have a nice day Lyle. Don't you have some videos to edit, you homosexual?
>Just repeating what people said 5 seconds earlier but LOUDER.
Thats Zach
Nuh-uh
He also makes monkey noises
He makes the jokes we would all make, just easy wordplay with the simplest and quickest internal logic that comes to him. I still like him though because he's a good straight man and gets through all the games for them.
Lyle tends to make actual structured jokes, and also has some great voices. His Ben Shapiro makes me lol.
Lyle's eidetic memory of Lizard Squad takes him out of F tier automatically.
Lyle is great
Pregame discharge is entertaining
He said the image is outdated, wich makes sense, lyle was a bit akard when he first got into the channel, but as time went on you can see he got more confident with just riffing and coming up with jokes on the spot
I just hate his fricking cadence, he's alright though
Anyone who's slain as many feral rats as Lyle is ok in my book. Him and his legendary belt buckle reminds me of Castelvania but with rats instead of vampires.
>fricked the same transvestite for years because he is loyal
>has always been a pervert and always been outspoken about it because he's real to the core
>probably genuinely mentally deficient but still considered to be one of the hardest working guys to come out of NG's
>still buds with a lot of the old crew and is always down to hang out
>makes Oneygays buttblasted with his deranged ramblings and constant manchild behavior
Cory will always remain the most based moron to come out of all of it.
Cory is arguably the best of them
what happened to him though, did he have a fricking stroke?
He has weird genetics and all the fat just went to his face
Does Cory just naturally look like Bruce Vilanch? Or does Chris shoop every pic of him that gets uploaded?
Oney just photoshops him
Post pics of Corey's real war bride
I've only seen one shitty pic of his franknfurter like 3 years ago. Don't even remember the face. Probably somewhere if you dig though.
Cory has all the best Sleepycast moments.
>moral of the story is [something never mentioned in the story]
>moron sponge factory
>friendly birds that swoop down and steal spaghetti
>dad tire present
>water people
>marsquatch
>water people
I swear he's just describing people on meth when he told that story
>not your screen name, but, you know, like, your real life alias.
>your real life alias?
>...
>you mean YOUR NAME?
>Corey name an ingredient to use
>Passion fruit
>Corey do you know what passion fruit is
>No I didnt even think it existed
This. We don't deserve him.
>are the toys... are they cool?
>no
>no they're not cool.... they're epic!
cory is a legit autismo supremo and i love it
>Sonic Heroes playthrough is already almost 2 years old
What the frick
They are pretty epic, he's not wrong
frick those are worse than I could have imagined
This is literally mexican bootleg tier.
The absolute state of mcdonalds, sonic fans and Cory... LMAO holly frick.
Chris was right, those are shitty china plastic "pull it back it goes forward" toys
I had these in the 90s. Never played Sonic.
I love this image so much
He's (badly) describing people affected by lead in the water, which is a real thing
I love Cory, but when he starts to tell some cool and interesting story, bu then gets distracted and starts to tell other unrelated, long and boring story It makes me want to punch my monitor.
>fricked the same transvestite for years because he is loyal
QRD
Stamper still won because he has a huge dick
post proof or I don't believe it
The 80s born Sleepycabin gays (Stamper, Jeff, Mick) were so annoying. Sleepycast proves that Zillennials >>> Millennials.
zillennial isn't a thing. You'll be a zoomer until the day you die troony.
I grew up with dialup internet and vhs tapes, I’m not a fricking zoomer
Jeff is alright tho
It's so weird how Chris is associated with all these schizo drama magnets but always comes out from the drama clean.
there isn't much to him beyond being "fune screm" man
Because he very rarely stoops down to their level, i can only remember one instance where stamper was having some coke fueled fit on facebook or something, and chris just tweeted "oh great, stamper is high and talking shit about me again, well just leave me out of it" or whatever
Even during the whole veronica and mick drama he didnt say anything, he just made a joke in the sonic heroes gameplay, wich only zach understood at the time, it blew my mind when i later watched the veronica drama video, and then understood the joke
Adam will be the next to have some sort of drama. Probably involving fricking a fan who then an hero's or something. I can just feel it.
>drugged up schizo nutcases publicly shitting themselves
That's just your everyday reality in Eire tbf
He was probably MIA and high on meth during the show's production
Wish we could turn back time bros... what ever happened to Niall?
I think he went back to Ireland to be a drunk
which is the one that sounds like a stoner?
You mean adam, as in chris housemate, not adam paloian
Last thing i heard he went back to ireland to focus on studying, but he was open to returning to the states i think, he did a podcast episode with ill review anything
Does he regret throwing EVERYTHING away for a crumb of sloppy seconds?
Mick is another one to the list of deranged hapas.
Mick is a basket case in the Oney-lore. I don't really think he cares, because he's always seemed like the one to land on his feet when he leapt away from the crew. Didn't he do a string of commercials during the SleepyCast days that got him loaded on funds?
Mick didnt do shit. Hes a fricking loser who inherited millions of dollars from his grandma or some shit. Hence why Veronica was entertaining the idea of using him for beta bux while he fell madly in love with her in the most cringe way possible.
Do good things just not last?
Could they not have all just stayed friends forever?
Why do these things happen anons.. why do we grow old..
Theres really only Meat Canyon, flashgitz, Mattyburrito, faxjam that I watch anymore
I only use newgrounds for porn
but why
what kind of stuff is on there, dress up games?
Sexy cartoons and just random porn games
>there will never be another sleepycast
a void that can never be filled.
It was annoying that they always made out it was so hard to produce the podcasts
>I'm so exhausted from editing, we need to hire a team of editors to do the audio mixing
either this was an excuse covering up that they all hated each other or animators really are the laziest whining c**ts on the planet.
Mick's manic cuck arc recently was pretty funny.
As someone who used to record podcasts with my friends, its not the hardest thing, but it can be a chore to edit when you also have to work/study
because he's a crazy meth head
Stopped watching oneyplays because of that annoying Adam homosexual and it's made worse now that the moronic autism Cory is there. I used to like Cory but he's just fricking annoying now
Cory is good when paired with a straight man. Which is ironic that his best "straight man" is fricking Zach who is usually the autistic one if they're with Tomar.
Cory + Adam is just exponential autism. Both fine on their own, terrible together.
Cory is a little slow but he's usually just bafflingly ignorant of anything that isn't gaming/internet culture. Adam is legitimately unintelligent, to a shocking extent. Every series with him feels like they're humoring some big moron with a fake baby voice. Most mega autists, smart or not, have something they're super interested in they can carry on a conversation about. I couldn't finish either Dark Souls series because of him. Chris, Cory, and Adam is such a shit dynamic.
are you sure you're not just mad because he talks about fricking girls
Great content! I laugh so hard when he talks about getting laid in his creepy baby stoner voice.
adam talks like he's literally moronic. cory seems part schizo, which is funny, but he doesn't seem evil or anything, but adam genuinely seems low iq, like he's genuinely a fricking moron
or it's an act, which would be even more annoying
>Adam talks like he's literally moronic
It's a front, he's playing 5D chess
What does he even do? Is he just friends with them? Like every other oneyplays regular you end up figuring out what they do sooner or later.
I mean adam and cory mention drinking four lokos or smoking/vaping in plenty of episodes, sometimes when adam talks in his normal voice I can barely tell it’s him
>a little slow
He is moronic. He thought that starbies shit was genuine and was perplexed when finding out it was satire
I still like Cory. Adam is just unbearable though, I'm skipping all the episodes he's in. Annoying and unfunny.
Adam grew on me, I would smoke and play vidya with him.
Spazkid is a fricking legend, I used to watch Pokemon Spread and his sailorman videos all the time. I really appreciate how he tries not to give a frick about anyone else and just live his life enjoying Sonic games, drawing dickgirl porn, and slamming his troony gf. Everyone should feel as secure and happy as him.
Is the show actually narratively interesting or funny? I've seen funny clips of it and while I don't expect it to be shakespeare if the clips are all that's good I might not bother
its unfunny alt-right trash
Go watch a psychic pebbles animation on youtube
>it's an adam episode
he was infuriating in the fortnite episodes. Such a whiney spoiled baby. Dave on the other hand is based and funny. Corey is also funny in an autistic way.
I don't like Dave's squealing but he's very good at the game.
lol @ stamper uploading literal cartoon porn to youtube and getting his account nuked.
What the frick
When did this happen?
I hope someone has his videos backed up
He posted his old Metal Gear Solid 3 porn animation on Youtube.
Sounds like something he'd do as a dare or for a joke.
Fricking moron.
I've been consuming oneyplays for the past week
I like Zach and Tomar
I like it especially when they bully Tomar or they talk like him lmao
I always ALWAYS lose it at the "Tomar's Special Heart" bit. Specifically when Zach goes off with the whole
>The doctor told me that you are a very special Tomar. And I have not seen a Tomar like you in my entire fricking life!
You need a high IQ to get Adam
Zach, Chris, and Lyle accidentally guessing the twist in forspoken was pretty great.
They keep guessing what will happen in the next 5 seconds like 10 times, its the funniest shit
link please
homie just search oneyplays forspoken
and iirc they were right most of the time too lol
It's almost unintentionally artistic how cliche Forspoken is.
Thats what i meant when i said they keep guessing
I topped Lyle. AMA
I bet you sucked his big veiny one eye
I would pay Veronica $1000 for a blowjob
pls post a picture of this Veronica lady that everyone wants to have sex with
damn, literally perfect
Too bad she's mentally ill like all Latinas
Don't make me tap the sign, Anon
You could just give her a bottle of gin per deepthroat, but its your money man
Armenian Cory "Beck" Delaminguiez is unironically the funniest image on the internet.
Is it true that the original pic is now lost media?
I saw it days ago on twitter, people called it the photoshoped version, lmao
I want to hug Glep
The republicans
Zach said in an interview or something there's guild actor rules about the number of cameo appearances they could have. They wanted to get a bunch of different people like Chris-chan but at one point they reached a cap.
Here's Stamper's newest animation. Looks a lot better than all the other NG animators.
Pretty funny
Remember the Hellbenders? These are them right now.
How nice of ryan gosling to take a vicious bee sting victim out to dinner
>sleepycabin, Mick, Stamper and Cory all talk about having weird sexual encounters/being molested
>Both Mick and Stamper have heartfelt long conversations about cousins or uncles that sexually assualted them
>Corys turn
>yeah I saw two guys kissing on TV once and my dad got mad and turned it off
absolutely fricking astounding
I enjoy Slightly Artistic
Oney and Harry ones are peak the others are meh
Anyone remember the episode where they have Tomar do an impression of Eggman being a simp for Rouge?
It replays in my head but I can never find that moment again.
Thank you anon