Why didn't the weird poo-dude help in LOTR? The Rhosgobel rabbits would have been helpful since the ficking eagles couldn't be bothered.
Why didn't the weird poo-dude help in LOTR?
Why didn't the weird poo-dude help in LOTR? The Rhosgobel rabbits would have been helpful since the ficking eagles couldn't be bothered.
Nah, it would be like Yamcha trying to fight against Perfect Cell, his power level was way too low to do anything but get in they way.
Yamcha did fight against perfect cell he was attacking cell when gohan and cells kahmehamehas were equal to give gohan an edge.
Filler, also NEEEEEEERD
Because he exists in one sentence
>Tom Bombadil has more than a chapter devoted to him
>So powerful he can literally do magic tricks with the ring
>The hobbits never once call on him for aid despite having a song that can summon him
>tfw
The song only works in the old forest and Gandalf explains in detail why Tom is so far beyond the normal world as to be useless outside the woods. He's married to a river. That entire sequence exists solely to give merry his blade so that he can help kill the witch king.
Read the books again you fricking moron
No u
Tom Bombadil was too moronic to be useful.
He's basically Tolkiens bizzaro self insert/mary sue/other character from his kids bedtime story that he decided to ham-fistedly stick into the story.
I mean, he works, technically, in the setting...there's no overarching rules of magic or lore that he violates. But he definatly just fricks with the setting and lore to an obscene amount by his existence.
>He's basically Tolkiens bizzaro self insert/mary sue
It's amazing how complete morons spout the most moronic made-up nonsense with absolute confidence on this board
Wow, thanks for summarising the wiki entry and for never having read the book you dumbass.
I have grown to despise Tom BombadilBlack folk. Fricking powerlevel spics.
Not even close. He was well below Gandalf the Gray who was well below Sauroman who was well below Gandalf the White. Gandalf the White would be like Gohan SS2, Sauroman would be like Perfect Cell, Gandalf the Gray would be like Goku, and at best Rhadaghast would be like Piccolo but more likely Tien tier who himself mainly fricked around with his gay little china doll in the middle of nowhere
I want more tolkien kinos...
i want more insanely cute shota boy elves like in ep 1
On middle earth their power levels are capped tho
So was Sauron but he was still called "First of the Maiar", just like Morgoth was dabbing over the other gods, Ancalagon was the chaddiest dragon and Glorfindel was the chaddiest elf
>Glorfindel was the chaddiest elf
Glorfindel died and came back. Does dying reset a elf's level progression, or is it leveling up?
I hate how fantasy always ends up getting dragged down by RPG elements. No wonder nobody takes the genre seriously.
Feanor was the chaddiest elf.
>Feanor was the chaddiest
Dude got killed and never came back to dab on everyone which is an automatic fail.
Glorfindel is the best followed by Elwe.
Elwe jobbed to dwarves and his daughter ran away from home to race mix.
>Elwe jobbed to dwarves
Silmarils screwed over anyone within 10 feet of them.
>ran away from home to race mix.
Like father like daughter
>Why the frick didn't Amazon do this instead of rings of power?
Because to most people you mention the Blue Wizards and they'll say who? Galadriel is a much more recognizable character.
Fingolfin rode across the land with such fury that people thought he was the God of the hunters Oromë himself. Then he challenged a literal god, Morgoth, to single combat and managed to wound him 7 times and even inflict a permanent injury on his heel.
he sent Saruman's message to Gandalf to come meet him (which turned out to be a trap) and had also sent the Great Eagle to tell Saruman about the Nazgul, which led to Gandalf's rescue since it saw him up there on the tower. After that he was probably just chilling in the forest thinking everything was going fine.
Well, the Istari were put into old man bodies specifically to limit their power, they weren't supposed to win the war on Middle Earths behalf.
>that cringe line about rhosgobel rabbits i'd like to see them try
hackson should've let his gf write this
He actually does in the books, by accident. He's the one that tells the eagle to go to isengard to find gandalf when he sees the black riders entering the shire. He didn't know sauroman was evil and took him at his word when he told him to have anyone with news of the ring and sauron go to isengard, which was just a ploy to trap gandalf.
What about those blue wizards people talk about? Where the frick were they and what power did they have?
they were blue abude abudi
They were somewhere in Harad or Khand.
They were killing browns offscreen.
>Their task was to circumvent Sauron: to bring help to the few tribes of Men that had rebelled from Melkor-worship, to stir up rebellion ... and after his first fall to search out his hiding (in which they failed) and to cause [?dissension and disarray] among the dark East ... They must have had very great influence on the history of the Second Age and Third Age in weakening and disarraying the forces of East ... who would both in the Second Age and Third Age otherwise have ... outnumbered the West.
So glowies.
Why the frick didn't Amazon do this instead of rings of power? It's got brown people written into the source material. Hell they could have made the two blues an Asian and a Black as they were supposed to be undercover as mortal men anyway. They could have had the whole breaking Sauron's (white and fair) influence over the eastern tribes and unifying against white power and it would have been actually watchable.
I think they’re not allowed to touch anything beyond LOTR so they have to do their own fanfiction instead.
Or in keeping with Tolkein's cultural reference frame, T. E. Lawrence stirring up the Arabs to fight the Turks.
proto-glowie, considering sykes picot afterwards
>implying Radagast isn't the best character in LOTR
>everyone else running around scheming and killing
>homie just chills in the woods with all his animal friends
I always pretend the Hobbit trilogy never fricking existed
holy shit it's fricking duck king
He was the one sending the eagles to save gandalf and frodo
He and gandalf were exchanging messages through the moth
get out of here nerd cat
That's moronic even as headcanon
>In the summer of TA 3018, Gandalf asked Radagast the Brown to send word among his friends the birds to learn what they could of the Enemy's plans. The Great Eagles flew far and wide and gathered news of the Nazgûl, the muster of Orcs and Wargs, and the escape of Gollum from Mirkwood.
Hobbit was a trainwreck and hackson is a hack
He committed suicide after all the bad experiences in the Hobbit
<What did you just put in your pocket?
sam hyde is an e-celeb for people who claim to hate e-celebs
He took one pratfall too many and regenerated into Paul McGann.
Tolkien's work is near-impossible to adapt to live action. Jackson struck lightning in a bottle with the LOTR but it was impossible even for him to reproduce that success