Why didnt they have a threesum?

Why didnt they have a threesum?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you know they didn't?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because gwen was a controlling b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A little harsh, but close. Gwen was the very strait-laced daughter of a cop and would never have agreed to it. And Peter wouldn't have been able to get it up worrying about what Aunt May would think if she found out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peter barely tolerated MJ's flirting when he was committed to Gwen and she was seeing Harry.

      Which frankly is why yhe scene at the door payed off so well.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Peter for all we idolize him was an angry angry edgelord and honestly screwed himself on that front. It was the 60’s & 70’s. Boy coulda been a swinger, a swinger in some toxic swing, but threesomes and multiple partners all the same for free love and all that jazz.

    Honestly given the number of b***hes that invariably love Spider-Man, I would accept a Parker anchored polycule over the “representation” we’re getting from whatever is going on over at the House of Summers on the moon.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    maryprostitute is irrelevant so it wouldn't work

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're both for Flash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he'll drop both of them in an instant for spider-man, he cares about his bros more than girls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I was banging you only for the opportunity to hang out with spider-man
        >now take your fine ass and ballast breasts outta here

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Replace Gwen with Felicia and you're onto something.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So when did Peter lose his virginity? Was it after Gwen came back from London?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      D add one or wrote a few opportunities, Betty has the opportunity a few times in ditkos run. Gwen if you want to believe that blue is canon, or MJ a few times after Gwen’s death. Considering what marvel is doing now, it’s probably with Betty but it could be MJ, gwen is unfortunately off the table entirely with sins past being what it is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I find it hard to visualize he and Betty getting it on, he was still in high school and he's still very wound tight when he got to college
        I'm curious why marvel would see her as the one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peter never slept with Gwen according to himself, but its often been theorized that he lost his virginity at the end of the clone saga (the one from the 70s), but we dont know for sure. But we do know he's slept with her and felicia at least.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Peter never slept with Gwen according to himself
        Unless it was the Mephisto controlled A.I Harry that got Mysterio to frick with those memories too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well peter said so before ever meeting mephisto, and it makes sense. The two never really had that much time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      12 or so to his 'friend' Skip.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That was the electric company spider-man anon, so while it doesn’t fit into standard canon, it WAS probably narrated by Morgan freeman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that comic where Magneto molested Spider-Man
        Oh...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Uncle Magnus, I don't think that's what they mean by magnetic poles

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These sound like credible lines that women would utter outloud.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GO ON?

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