Why didn't they just climb over the wall?

Why didn't they just climb over the wall?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    post his face now after he got crushed by a prop in the sequel

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's against the rules. Then they'd have to call it Wall Runner

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >running on walls

      First movie is pretty tolerable for what it is, but man did I stop giving a shit 10 minutes into the sequel.

      You wouldn't last 10 minutes in the scarch

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    First movie is pretty tolerable for what it is, but man did I stop giving a shit 10 minutes into the sequel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sequel
      I don't think I've heard the word "come on!" used as much in a movie. Halfway through I was already tired of it. The first movie was really entertaining at some parts but the sequels have some of the worst dialogue and acting (specifically the woman) ever put to film.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the books the walls were described as high as a 200 story building. And not only they move "in-plain", as show in the movie, each wall has sectors that can shuffle vertically ie uppersection can slide down, mid section can fall, etc.
    Add that to the fact that one maze literally spans for like one American state.

    Imagine fricking climbing two empire state building (minimum) and then walking above these walls that moves traversing it from one side to the other... And then only to climb down again because the exits aren't in the edges but all are underground passages.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the 2007-2017 young adult dystopian fiction era

    glad it's gone

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      was there more than just this and Hunger games?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was Neurodivergent where everybody but the main character is autistic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was Neurodivergent where everybody but the main character is autistic.

        Oh wait I forgot Ready Player One

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the maze runner
        hunger games
        divergent
        the fifth wave
        the 100

        the list goes on

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >divergent
          >the fifth wave
          >the 100

          have literally never even heard of those

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're not a 17 year old girl, that's why

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes I am chud.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Divergent movies were about a Not-Harry Potter main character moving between various "houses" of "kids" and riding ziplines, because ziplines are super rebellious!

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also you get one personality trait.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was the Divergent movies where they didn't even make the last one because people lost interest

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Divergent was another.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Giver was pretty good but that's probably because it wasn't chasing the Hunger Games.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that they cast a 16 year old as a love interest for a grown man in that movie.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice. I wish I was a homosexual actor.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, some of the first books in those series are good but the sequels always devolve into misery porn

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>the 2007-2017 young adult dystopian fiction era

      >>glad it's gone

      Not quite.
      >Ready Player One
      >The Darkest Minds
      >Chaos Walking
      >Level 16
      >Mortal Engines
      >Radioflash
      >Uglies

      There's even another Hunger Games coming.
      >The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >These kids could save us
    >Let's start killing them.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a big wall

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      for you

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching this high as shit with a buddy and his girlfriend, who really wanted to see it. Even while baked I kept chuckling at how obvious, cliche, and predictable everything was. But I lost my shit when the cyberspider appeared and started chasing him. His gf kept shooting daggers at me while I was laughing throughout the scene.

    So completely ridiculous and comically absurd. What a shit movie/series.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Newt doesn't have his signature limp
    Into the trash it goes

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should have cast this kid as spiderman before he wrecked his face

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    we have to build giant mazes full of horrible shit to scare the hell out of kids so we can study their brain to find the cure to a zombie virus

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Adults do strange and cruel seeming shit to kids and claim it's for a good cause.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Technically it was for a good cause, but it doesn't make the way they did it any less moronic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          True but YA is supposed to be about stuff that relates to kids and you can mentally subtract 4 years to get the target audience's age.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            YA was only ever about profiting off the inherent rebellious nature of youth. To rope in a bunch of children and pander to their feelings of "I hate my parents, they won't let me do anything!" So you give them "heroes" who are rebelling against supposed oppression. The problem is when you can't make actual compelling villains. Which is what happened with almost all of the YA shit. The villains were cartoonishly evil

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Eternal Roastie:
    >author sets up Theresa as the final pairing
    >author's 12yrold niece hates Theresa because she's stunningly beautiful and clever and makes her seethe
    >author kills her off at the penultimate moment in a moronic way
    >literal "rocks fall; they all die" asspull
    lmao
    from the moment they can perceive other women, however fictional, girls will writhe in jealously

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only seen the scarch movie because CIA is in it

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then it wouldn't be called The Maze Runner but The Maze Climber.

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