Why didn't they just swing at Keppler with a giant baseball bat? Are these people retarded?

Why didn't they just swing at Keppler with a giant baseball bat? Are these people moronic?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didnt someone with levitation use its gravity and do a handstand?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better question: why isn't there a giant lightning bolt between the 2 bodies? All bodies in space are charged.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Celestial bodies won't stay charged. They tend to attract opposite charges and repel like ones.
      For example, even though the mathematics of a charged black hole has been worked out, no one expects them to actually exist.
      >https://jila.colorado.edu/~ajsh/bh/rn.html

      https://i.imgur.com/ZJxReai.jpg

      Why didn't they just swing at Keppler with a giant baseball bat? Are these people moronic?

      This image is from "Minus", an obscure web-comic.
      This particular strip is the most memorable sequence.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Celestial bodies won't stay charged
        He doesn't know......

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have this one hanging on my wall.
        >tfw you will never own the minus omnibus

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So does the asteroid get homerun'd back into space?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Minus is a child with godlike abilities. This would be an effortless act for her.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man you really see that image in a different way once you know the context

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Betterer question, why wasn't Earth shredded apart upon entering the other planet's roche limit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better question: Why is anyone watching this shit [spoiler]and where are the screenshots of her sister's ass from the pictures on her wall in episode 2?[/spoiler]

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone?

        Does anyone have em?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bump

          This was supposed to be huge and then totally disappeared the day it released
          I remember it being the splash page for Netflix that morning and a few hours later I couldn't even find it without searching

          >what is any new cartoon post-2020

          This
          Wasn't there one about a lady getting a new job but they're all occultists or something? Can't find that one either.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No idea what you’re talking about

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Might have been hulu

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carol is cute! CUTE!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a frumpy middle aged woman, what's wrong with you?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Older ladies can be cute, no?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No
          Carol's sisters ass in episode 2 though
          Somebody please grab those screens us Cinemaphileoomers definitely need it

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            ANYBODY
            PLEASE
            NEED HER SISTERS FAT ASS

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            ANYBODY
            PLEASE
            NEED HER SISTERS FAT ASS

            You good, bro??

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy fricking based thank you anon what a hero
              Look at that fat sister ass she is BUILT for pounding

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous
  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When the chips are down, few people can really swing the bat.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Especially when it's a sinker.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    season 2 when?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never. That was the end, even if it felt more like a season finale than a series one.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should had ended with the actual collision and commited with the theme, instead they will invet some bullshit to extend the story for more seasons

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they will not. What part of "limited series" do you not understand?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never. That was the end, even if it felt more like a season finale than a series one.

        They are absolutely trying for a second season
        But even if they get one the "ending" of season one won't stop being bad.
        Even calling it an ending is extremely generous. It just stops.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The background art on this show is beautiful

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the character design?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what if Melancholia but instead of having cool trippy symbolic visuals and compelling realistic characters it was about really ugly and unexpressive animated spergs with a heaping helping of the writer's narcissism
    This show makes me mad.
    It pretends to be deep and different from "adult animation" but it immediately indulges in cheap nudity and sex jokes, it wants to portray Carol as particular in her manner but can only do so by making every other person on earth an insane freak, and it does absolutely fricking NOTHING with its animation that couldn't be done easier and better in live action.

    I'm honestly kind of baffled at how many people in the industry are trying to pretend this show is new and different and deep and a herald of change for adult animation. I get the feeling most people praising this are the exact same flavor of boring narcissist as the author thinking they're Carol and the depiction of other people is accurate.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonyrnous

      >but can only do so by making every other person on earth an insane freak
      It's the END OF THE WORLD. Also that isn't even true since Donna's family and that dad who took in the trick-or-treating orphan seemed chill. It wasn't just Carol who held off on being a hedonist.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!
        I'm sick of this narcissistic misanthropic horseshit.
        People don't turn into wild animals because of impending doom. There's absolutely no evidence that disinhibition would be anywhere even remotely close to the absurd extremes people seem to imagine.
        Frick you and frick every single snowflake that genuinely believes they're the only ones that enjoy comfort and routine or have inhibitions that aren't purely from mortal fear. It's childish.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what is a comedy cartoon

          >what is exaggeration

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this is a comedy
            Is it? It's not very funny and sure seems pretty pretentious, like it's trying to be serious and have human drama and say something about the human condition. Everyone praising it is trying to make it out to NOT just be another shitty adult animated comedy.

            Eat my nuts.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think the main thing setting it apart from most mainstream adult cartoons is that scenes are given the time to breathe. The episodes aren't 20 jokes a minute. Outside of that, sure, it's no different than the rest.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm honestly kind of baffled at how many people in the industry are trying to pretend this show is new and different and deep and a herald of change for adult animation
      They have to do that with every show for the sake of their jobs.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was supposed to be huge and then totally disappeared the day it released
    I remember it being the splash page for Netflix that morning and a few hours later I couldn't even find it without searching

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is any new cartoon post-2020

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow! That's a great screenshot of Naruto from Dragon Ball Z. Those weapons he's carrying are his zanpakuto, right? That must mean he's digivolved to the Mega level. In that form, he could easily deflect the Keppler using his spirit gun!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Heh, just wait until the guys on Reddit see my epic take down on anime and how stupid it is! Reddit gold here I come!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no, did I say something to upset you anon? Surely you didn't take a little harmless teasing about anime as a personal attack and get frustrated.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that a hekkin HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd they call it Keppler anyway?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like this show didn't know if it wanted to focus on Carol and her pals or if it wanted to be an anthology. They should've stuck to one or the other, though I think the latter would've been more interesting.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasting an entire episode on surfer Carol fanfic was pretty bullshit too.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        And she didn't even get naked

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn 🙁

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What show?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A shit netflix series for hags full of insufferable characters

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH christ those eyes!
        The general character design is bland but then they absolutely tank it with uncanny ocular deformation.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's cartoonized Corporate Memphis but more "realistic" people.
          And then-
          >the way their eyes dart around in one tiny area while they stare at something, like real people
          NOPE NOPE NOPE

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >episode 4

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