Why didnt they make the Thirteenth Doctor sexy?

All previous Doctors were handsome hunks who appealed to women.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    clearly they should have cast a platinum blonde Hayley Atwell

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should have casted some plucky twenty-something blonde with a posh accent.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hayley Atwell
      What a fricking missed opportunity, she straight up said she wanted to do it and they still went with Jodie?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did she really? I was just meming based on the AI OP looking like her. What a shame, she's beautiful.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they did, male fans would have enjoyed it, and you can’t have that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is kind of funny. All they would really have to do to get most men behind shit like this is cast attractive women they like to look at.
      The fact that they don't do this shows that it's less about acclimating representation and more about causing controversy and backlash.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because frumpy annoying women are brilliant according to the BBC

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They weren't sexualised and they dressed like slightly autistic hipsters too. I wouldn't call most of them hunks anyway, there were a lot of average old men.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They weren’t sexualized

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        tennant's not as scrawny as i expected

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s gay.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So does the Eleventh Doctor shave his chest?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's invisible, like his eyebrows.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was told by a third party that he, *hehhem*,
          > has sexxxxx

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          reminder that eccleston was suffering from anorexia and suicidal thoughts when RTD forced him to do this scene shirtless

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            There was also the scenes where the 10th Doctor gets called skinny or thin.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              in the children in need special in 2005 (basically tennant's first actual scene) he says that he got skinnier

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            if he was anorexic why was he so fricking fat

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No he wasn't.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nuh-uh

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You shouldn’t be here.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                WE SHOULD ALL BE IN HERE

                [...]

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those threads stink.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                nur nur nur

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          His penis is tiny and blue!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All previous Doctors were handsome hunks
    uhhhh anon? have you even seen old doctor who?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one alive has seen Classic Who, anon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to be 18+ to post here.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Way to our yourself, gramps.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scott Adkins …IS….Doctor Who

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But she was sexy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wore baggy androgynous clothing. Her accent and cadence were also atrocious.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should've had her in a leotard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I thought she was very sexy

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make Jodie look hot in a skimpy dress for the part of a heartbroken mother running to hold her dead son's corpse
    >Make her plain as white rice for the part of a happy-go-lucky adventurer
    What did Chibnall mean by this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >give her hair volume
      >let her act like a more mature professor instead of a tenant/smith rip-off
      wow, its instantly better! They really went out of their way to make this doctor unlikeable

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the doctor as that milf teacher you'd kill to frick but are too terrified of to even consider it
        nnnggh

        >Look hot
        What planet do you live on?

        she's pretty hot in that scene where she runs along the jammed road. her dress sticks to her body a lot. couldn't find a better screenshot

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        she can act too, which is why the decision to just make her "boring woman tenant" is especially shameful.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >boring woman Tennant
          Tennant was a romantic. I’m not sure who Thirteen is.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's the result of being directed to act like an unholy combo of Tennant and Smith's worst attributes

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          She can't act in sci-fi
          All of her sci-fi roles have been shit or mundane

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        a simple librarian chic outfit or, even better, several! maybe one per episode! if there were ever a time to break the trend of 'the doctor wears the same clothes all the time', it was with 13. instead we get this bizarre raincoat, stupid shortened trousers and a dull little haircut. so fricking DRAB and BORING.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          hell, the could've kept going with a pair of slacks and a button up if done right.
          pair of tightish pants to highlight her ass and undo the top two buttons on the shirt to see some skin.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She should've carried some of Capaldi's personality, like how Matt Smith was sort of similar to David Tennant.
        Or a mix of the First and Second Doctor.

        Also her companion should've just been Yaz.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        she is so hot everywhere but on Doctor Who

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chibnall did everything he could to strip The Doctor of all sexual energy.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did he make even one good decision

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The logo was good and the opening title sequence was fresh.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            based. frick coomers.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Women are allowed to shlick it to Tennant and Smith but guys can’t have attractive female Doctor? That’s not fair.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Women are allowed to shlick it to Tennant and Smith
                that's the thing, they should never have been. they ruined Doctor Who forever.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wah wah wah!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Look hot
      What planet do you live on?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s an improvement over Nurse Who but they should have gone with some young semen demon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I came to realise after a while that Jodie kinda looks like my eldest sister when she was younger.
      Makes the fap shame all that much stronger.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is it about women crying that is so weirdly arousing? I've had more faps to Jodie and Jenna in this and The Cry than I ever had to either of them in Doctor Who.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sex.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Explain?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actresses arent allowed to be attractive or sexy in the west anymore you fricking sexist, transphobe

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    First female doctor should have been androgynous
    Immediately looking like a bawd makes zero sense for someone who's spent the last 2000 years as a male
    Would have been so much better if they explored how she adapts to being a woman all of a sudden

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re telling me you wouldn’t instantly dress like a bawd if you woke up as a woman tomorrow? Besides, it’s just a crop top.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        troony detected

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never ever.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would have preferred a Victorian space lesbian, personally. But that's probably too many Victorian lesbians for the show.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying any doctor incarnation should be aesthetically unpleasant ON PURPOSE
      good grief have a nice day

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't like tomboys

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody said to dress her in clashing colors, anon.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >shittalking the techicolor
          Cinemaphile would like a word with you fashionlet

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about Peter Capaldi!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying any doctor incarnation should be aesthetically pleasant ON PURPOSE
        fangirls killed the show

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying any doctor incarnation should be aesthetically unpleasant ON PURPOSE
      good grief have a nice day

      I like Jodie's tomboy costume because it makes trannies seethe.
      in fact I like Jodie's Doctor for the same reason.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      androgynous in the beginning of the series and feminine towards the end, Chibnall robbed us of bimbokino

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >starts off wearing Capaldi’s outfit
        >finishes the series in a crop top and a chocker
        KINO KINO KINO

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you’re ready for the GayBlack person Doctor

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dr Why Bother
    The BBC is incapable of making anything that isn’t trash.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is it about 50 year old david tennant that makes him more appealing than 50 year old peter capaldi?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/QEwmaX8ZKTikXZSp1XMAUA/

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not gone gray yet. Also, he didn't do a bunch of drugs with Craig Ferguson in the 80s.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BROS
    https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/sci-fi/doctor-who-the-celestial-toymaker-animation-confirmed-newsupdate/

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick it's real.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh for frick's sake are they ever going to make an animation that doesn't look like shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like 2015 Thunderbirds, if it were shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christ

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Star Wars Rebels if it had a fifth of its actual budget.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the power of Disney money?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    david tennant was very sexy

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone gotten a good torrent for The Daleks in Colour yet? I haven't been able to find out at all.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very random thought but Giulietta Masina could be a great inspiration for a female doctor

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw David Tennent at a comic con in Ohio once. There was like a half hour line to get his autograph. He looked exhausted and miserable but was smiling for the fans. I give him credit for that.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Made for the BBC

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair I don't know what I would have done either but anything would have been better than the outfit they went with. Her best look was Capaldis suit in episode 1.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm staying in this thread because the schizo c**t has returned and fricking ruined /who/ yet again and janny is nowhere to be seen.
    Also frick you AI spammer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        /who/ has a resident schizo who spams off-topic shit and copy and pastes old posts from the archive
        He got rangebanned last month but I guess he finally must have got through it because he's back again

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          /who/ is better in early morning UK hours, anyway.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women hate seeing any women who isn’t them have it better than them.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cast handsome male doctor
    >show is at it's peak
    >tons of female fans cant stop fangirling over the doctor and how handsome he is
    >swap to a female
    >show popularity craters
    >women fan all leave the show and never watch it again

    Why dont they understand their demographics?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They had to make Fem!Doctor hot for the boys and give her an eyecandy male companion for the girls. It’s literally that simple.

      Instead, they gave us a Karen Doctor, a moronic black guy, a pajeeta, and a literal grandpa.

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