Why didn't this fat piece of shit just stop shovelling so much shit into his mouth?
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Why didn't this fat piece of shit just stop shovelling so much shit into his mouth?
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Do people like this really exist in America? Is it common?
They exist everywhere just in higher quantities in America.
Yes and they are more cool and based then shitskin South Americans like u
Calm down fatso don't give yourself a heart attack
America has the best tasting food in the world, so of course. Other nations get really riled up because it might look odd to them, or it may be insulting to them that their terrible national food was improved upon by Americans, but the taste cannot be denied, every one of you who move to our country becomes fat as frick as well. It's actually more often the native born americans who show more resistance to getting that fat, since they grew up around delicious food all their lives.
I think I'll enjoy a double cheeseburger for lunch today
It's an underrated cuisine for sure but it gets a huge amount of shit because of corporate fast food crap. If you go to good burger places its barely even the same dish as a McDonalds burger. Only exception are fried chicken.
I lived in New York for a year way back in 2006 and there was not a lot of fatties. Went to the Carolinas in the same period and holy FRICK the difference was terrifying. Having said that, as a Bong, I think America is great and I get on well with Americans anywhere I meet them. Except here, obviously because this place sucks.
in NYC we walk all over the place and being fat is genuinely super inconvenient, thank god I can’t stand fatties
That was my theory too and if everyone around you is thin and attempting to be attractive it’s an incentive to put a bit of effort in. Frick knows what it’s like now. I was in East Harlem and had a great time.
I agree with you on hamburgers but salad that consists of 30% sugar and 50% mayonnaise?
And sausages? Really? Get a better pic
>salads
for gays anyways.
It's not the type of food, it's all the chemicals and other BS that exist in said food in America. Look up what's in American McDonald's vs the rest of the world.
Also, sugary drinks like coke. That alone can make people fat fricks, regardless of what they eat.
euros seem to forget that one of the largest trades in the world was spices.
their food has always sucked so badly that they had to scoure the world just to give it some flavor.
then we took mexican food and actually made it edible
Not even meming all the american food I've had was a shit parody of real food
My brother in law is 480 and always in and out of the hospital. He called once and wanted me to rush him a cell phone charger and a fried chicken.
>He called once and wanted me to rush him a cell phone charger and a fried chicken.
well did you get him his fried chicken? Have you suggest diet food instead of the fried chicken?
Frick no. My wife and her mom take him cakes and shit all the time. I just ignore his texts.
Don’t listen to the trolls. Only 20-25% of Americans are like this. You only really see them when you go to the store or Las Vegas
Fatties like food
>anon makes a comment for a movie that he didn't watch
Very original.
People who want to kill themselves don't do it by eating a lot of food over a long period of time. Dude could have found a cliff or a bridge within an hour.
You have never been depressed
it wasn't just depression causing him to overeat, he was enacting a very complex planned suicide that was intended to mirror his boyfriend's starvation. It was contrived and unrealistic. Maybe it worked better in the original stage play.
I was diagnosed with depression two years ago and am still on medicafion. I don't use food to cope with it because I'm not a fricking idiot and I know sinking a shit load of money and putting on a ton of weight would only exacerbate my situation
>I'm not a fricking idiot
>still on medicafion
Pick one.
80% of adults in the western world are on at least one prescription medication genius.
That's terrible. Imagine thinking becoming an emotionless zombie will make your life better.
Yeah, it's far better to sit around with suicidal thoughts and being depressed. Idiot.
>t. /weakmind/ who's never faced real hardship
If 80% of the population is suicidal maybe do something to fix the society.
>I'm not a fricking idiot
>actively taking methamphetamines
>this is my situation and I can't imagine any other situation. Therefore those situations are not real.
What is solipsism?
Not an excuse, willpower, try it
just dont be sad. its your choice.
Depression isn't real, Andrew Tate said so.
He’s so ugly. El monstro del infierno. El diablo del mas abajo. La sombra de los pesidillas. El cucuy. El chango.
Espiritu santo salvanos de este ogro del oeste. Santa Maria madre de dios, perdona nuestros picados, ayuados disparecer ese demonio del mas aya. Amen.
I might not speak cartel and cocaine
But I somehow agree with you anon
Having watched a lot of My 600lb Life, they definitely do. They don't want to face traditional suicide so they just eat and eat until their bodies give out. It's a crazy thing but they're horribly depressed people.
>People who want to kill themselves don't do it by eating a lot of food over a long period of time
I love it when stupid people don't know they're stupid. They speak the stupidest words with such authority
I watched it and I didn't really get it either. People just don't intentionally commit suicide in such bizarre and drawn out ways like that. Humans have built in pain aversion, and someone who was in constant physical pain like he was 100% would have sought treatment even if in a limited manner.
>just snap out of it, bro
not what I said, you need to snap out of shitposting though
You joke, but when you think about it, therapy is just some israelite telling you "just snap out of it bro" in useless flowery platitudes while shoving pills in your face for $300 an hour + tip
>T. Never been to a therapist
>t. israelite
his lover died via anorexia so he went the opposite you fricking speedwatcher
If food tasted like shit do you think fatty would have kept eating it because muh mission? No.
>be me
>work from home full time
>never jog
>walk a bit on weekends
>each snacks and chocolate, drink sugary food and have takeout multiple times a week
>minimal chub and certainly no stomach creeping over then waistband
How much food do you have to eat to achieve this
Surely it's non stop consumption all day long
Did you even witness the average meal of this lardlad
yes it is, just eating like shit and not exercising will cause you to become very obese, but most people will see their weight plateau around 250-300. To get fatter than that you need to be actively overeating all the time when your body is telling you that its no longer hungry.
That's pretty reassuring for me at least
I had the displeasure of working next to one of these subhumans for awhile and it is literally non stop consumption. If they aren't snacking on something they're slurping some sugar drink and they have multiple large meals per day. It's honestly fricking disgusting. I had to eventually but noise cancelling headphones and a desk divider because it was so off putting. Worked for the most part except for when fatty would microwave their shit and I'd have to smell their slop every few hours.
That's grim, I assume it's some kind of endorphins thing where they need the constant reward of food to avoid spiralling
Diminishing returns as the fat increases though
yea, I had a friend Id hang with and he was fat and I was not. We'd eat fast food and garbage like that. I realized though, if I got a big ass double cheese burger and fries, that'd be all Id really eat all day. He'd get fast food with me having already had fast food earlier and not just meal, extra stuff each time. Plus that was his daily routine, fried chicken, pizza every damn day. He got it under control for a good long while and lost around 80 lbs, but he's got diabetes now.
Even if you only gain a pound every 2 months, 4 years from now you will be 24lbs heavier. A decade from now you will be 60lbs heavier. This is your path.
How did fatso make it to the bathroom in time. Did he wear diapers?
his brain was altered by nazi viruses to make him constantly hungry
he read too much tennessee williams and lost it when his gay lover died, this happens to a lot of theater gays
This movie was actually so shit I laughed multiple times while watching, I was happy for Brendan Fraser but thats where it ended. Certain scenes were so bad it felt like some sort of satirical bit on oscarbait movies. I was genuinely appalled at the positive reception it got and I honestly still think it's because everyone is too nice to shit on Brendan's debut since his blacklist.
what did you particularly dislike? The ending was moronic, and I thought the part where he threw his computer was ridiculous, but other than that I thought it was pretty good.
I just felt like there were too many moronic scenes in the movie to the point it made it impossible for me to respect the story by the end of it. One scene I still remember is when he's ordering pizza and the pizza guy looks at him disturbed as if he's some monster ogre and not the average lard American. Obviously the whole fact his obesity is a form of self harm and destroys his relationships with everyone is something I recognized and understood but the reaction from literal strangers was just too cartoonish for me. Plus those scenes where the daughter just walks in and says hes fat and should khs were just so vitriolic it was funny to me.
By the time I got to the ending I fully viewed this movie as an accidentally comedic oscarbait film and then he ascends and everyone in the theater collectively started chuckling. I was very surprised to see no one saw it like how I did.
Touch grass chudie, he has a medical condition.Seriously guys, you need to stop blaming other people, sometimes you can't lose weight despite all the dieting and exercise, we are built differently and what works for one person won't necessarily work for another.
there is no truth to this whatsoever. you freak homosexual troony fat fricking liar.
>My body doesn't follow the laws of thermodynamics guys
You should contact the doctors association, you need to be studied and shown to the world. Scientists would pay a lot of money to study someone's body who defies the rules of science
He was a really nice guy that deeply loved others but was also an impulsive selfish piece of shit which was why he was obese and abandoned his family. He's like a George Costanza turned up to 11. I find that very relatable.
he wanted to die but did it in the most moronic way possible.
Addiction at that point. Coping with mental illness by getting those pleasure chemicals from eating.
I haven’t seen the movie, but he doesn’t too fat. My own body is very similar to his but younger.
You are morbidly obese and any doctor would tell you so anon.
I am chubby myself but nowhere near that. stop eating full pizzas anon!
>boot up "The Whale"
>heard alot of good things about it
>apperently its a heartwrenching story about a truly pathetic man who copes with life by overeating
>was married, had a kid, has a chill job, has a female best friend
>b-b-but gay sex lover k-k-killed himself
>MUST EAT 10000 KCAL EVERY DAY NOOOOOOO
this, his life wasn't nearly as pathetic enough
Yeah his life was by most measures really good. So his partner died boohoo. That's happens to thousands of people every day and they don't all balloon up. The whale was a weak willed b***h
Because he was the whale from his daughter's essay, that's how he felt, stupid without feelings.
he was fat and gay. self loathing death wish
Fat fat and ugly. The 4can discord Reddit moderator combo
I lost 45 kg this year and have gone from obese to a healthy weight
Whenever fat people ask me how and I respond "by eating less food" they seethe. It's hilarious
100 pounds in a year is pretty impressive though.
Because he was too cowardly to put a gun in his mouth
he wanted to kill himself but also wanted to have fun doing it
After 40 years I’m finally reading Moby-Dick and it’s actually great. Anyone calling it pretentious either hasn’t read it, are stupid, trolling, or a combination of all three. It’s utter insanity from the get go and it’s amazing.
The book isn't pretentious but you're a fricking pseud
I think I’m thick as pig shit but whatever you say, internet tough guy
Maybe if you watched the movie you would know he had a medical condition which meant he could not help it.
Yeah he was suffering FFS (fat frick syndrome) and had a sea food problem (when he sees food he has to eat it and if he doesn't see food he has to get some)
some people express trauma in weird ways, I suffer from binge eating disorder https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binge_eating_disorder
I'm only 202lbs though, I've been doing good to listen to my wife and not snack, eat slow, eat smaller portions, and only eat 3 times a day, but I still WHALE OUT maybe once or twice a week because I just cant fricking help myself.
I could eat 24/7
I am always hungry
But I don't eat every waking hour like
>people
in Clapistan
imagine being hopelessly pathetically addicted to something you have to do every day or you die.
I think the same about every obese person I see. I'm far from being a healthy person, but I would only get obese if I wanted. There's no way I would eat as much as it is needed to become overweight without spending weeks without any food.
When food is the only thing that brings you happiness in this shit World, you'd understand
so find something else to make you happy, moron?
I cant
Maybe but inside i feel alive
>i cant
you found food didn't you?
Fatties don't look very happy when they're eating. They generally have dead eyes.
If food was the only thing that made me happy id fricking kill myself. What a hollow existence. There's a whole world out there bro don't fricking tell me there's nothing out there that will bring you joy.
food is really just okay. i can think of so many more exciting things to be addicted to
Exactly. Spergs dont have the empathy to understand how someone could end up in that situation. The movie was honestly great
Self-loathing, suicidal, depressed...you can relate, OP.
i had a roommate in college who was like 350, massive, obese as hell
there were many days where we'd spend whole days together, eating meals at the same time. normal meals. I always thought, if this is his daily routine, how the frick is he so goddamned fat? i think he was eating in secret or something, like once his door closed he just began shoveling peanut butter into himself
Metabolic disprivilege.
he looks like he has dunlap syndrome
That's like telling an alcoholic to just stop drinking. Or a person with severe depression to just start being happy again.
In the core, you are right. But it's never that easy, I'm sure you know that if you had a sliver of life experience.
moron
but you experience actual withdrawal from going cold turkey with alchohol
if you just eat half as much as you normally do tomorrow, your body will not go into shock lol
incoming one-off incident where some fat frick fasted and had a heart attack or something
Maybe the lack of dopamine from cutting out all that food will cause himself to be that miserable that he'll get suicidal.
I mean, I know it's pathetic to get to that point, but some people just get stuck like that because they are weak and simply lack discipline. If you can man-mode it and say frick it l, time to turn shit around, then yes definitely do that.
>but you experience actual withdrawal from going cold turkey with alchohol
Getting through the shakes and withdrawals is not the end of alcoholism. Many will go months at a time without drinking and fall off the wagon again. When people self medicate, there's usually some kind of underlying psychological issue that's not being resolved. Some of them never actually bother to dig deep enough to figure out what that is, and most treatment programs don't really even bother with it either. They treat the addiction itself like it is the root problem when it's actually just a symptom. If you don't figure out what it is that's making you miserable enough to want to drink/use drugs/eat 50000 calories a day/etc, you're never going to truly get better.
With this movie the underlying problem was that he was gay and his boyfriend killed himself, and instead of coming to terms with it, he decided eat himself to death. In real life it's rarely that clear cut, but it's a movie so whatever. Granted, even if the problem is clear, the patient has to want to get better, and this guy just didn't
>bawwwwww I'm fat and gay
>I'm sad and fat
>I'm gonna eat
>bawwwwww
>ACK I'm dead
shit film
Because he was committing longform suicide and his only "friend" was complicit in the act and was aiding him on said mission because she viewed him as the reason her brother died, despite also blaming their parents for pushing him to suicide.
Pretty damn good movie though. It does a good job of making the Asian broad appear sympathetic when in reality her aim is to kill this guy. They clearly have a mutual fondness for one another, but the more you peel back the layers it becomes clear that he is killing himself and she knows this and is willfully facilitating it. She talks about him as if he's got terminal cancer or something. She views his demise as a bygone conclusion, and granted by the time we are introduced to the character it already is, but he's just fat. There was plenty of time to mitigate the problem. It makes it seem like she did try and help earlier on and has just given up and resigned herself to failure, but she's the one bringing him meatball sandwiches and shit.
Makes me think of all the ham planets on My 600 lbs life. It takes A LOT of fricking effort to maintain that much fat. You pretty much have to be consuming a week's worth of calories every single day, and none of these people ever have jobs (well, I guess that's the one thing you can say about the Whale. He had his zoom classes, so at least he was financing his own demise). They're almost completely immobile. They always have these co-dependent orbiters "helping" them. Just stop buying all this food.