Why didnt this mofo have a religion centered around him?

Why didn’t this mofo have a religion centered around him? He should’ve been to the Pacific Ocean what Jesus was to Europe, Muhammad to the Middle East, and Buddha to East Asia.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gee OP, I don't know why this figure from a polytheistic religion in a part of the world that got colonized/missionaried hard by monotheistic cultures doesn't have any significant number of worshippers anymore.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a fictional character

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's like saying Jesus is fictional.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          We can find historical 3rd party references to Jesus from Roman sources at the time. Can't do that for literally any other Religious figure apart from Muhammad.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >at the time
            *decades later

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Within living memory then?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prince Phillip and John Frum (literally a WWII American GI who likely said he was "John from" wherever then promised to return with supplies) still have worshippers.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know he got crushed by a women's vegana right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Passion of the Maui

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who says he didn't? We only ever saw two islands, only one of which was inhabited.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well all the Pacific islands combined have a tiny population

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AND THAT ONE TIME I TRANSFORMED INTO A WORM SO I COULD CRAWL IN THROUGH GRANDMA NIGHT'S vegana, TO STEAL IMMORTALITY FOR MANKIND, BUT GOT CHOMPED IN HALF BY HER COLD, SHARP, JAGGED OBSIDIAN vegana DENTATA AS SHE WOKE UP AND CLAMPED SHUT AFTER ONE OF MY FRIENDS COULDN'T HOLD THEIR CHUCKLE...!

    >...You're welcome!

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't worship demigods, you hold them as the paragon. People didn't worship Hercules, they said "do this if you want to be like Hercules"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People didn't worship Hercules

      Anon, I

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hercules got more worship than multiple of the Olympians.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he look like an ugly bastard?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's part of the mythology that Maui was born deformed.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 100% sincere when I say this but "You're Welcome" with the Rock's obvious autotune sounds better than anything from any song from any live action remake.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, doesn’t he? Isnt Maoi a revered mythological character?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT CAN I SAY

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