why didn't this movie do better?

why didn't this movie do better? its pretty good so far i had to take a break to charge my headset since it does not last long for 2 movies

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cast is not sexy enough and the final quarter of the movie is kind of not good but it's sadly a trend that these high budget Sci-Fi/Fantasy films underpeform (see John Carter, Pacific Rim, Warcraft, Alita: Battle Angel).

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you seriously trying to imply Rihanna and cara delevigne are not sexy?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cara looks droopy and Rihanna is barely in it. Dane DeHaan also isn't the actor for this more macho role.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cara looks droopy
          you are actually blind

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes cara is adorable like always

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          too pulp and silly for modern audience, which works fine in the (old) french comics
          and it came decades too late: since the 1970s, the OG comics inspired several popular franchises

          this is not a macho role at all

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rihanna was the best actor in the movie imo

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No marketing?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty shite, and the main plot is bad. Only redeeming thing in the film is the sequence in the beginning which is one of the best and most positive hopeful humanity fuel I've probaby ever seen.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      When exactly being shit ever stopped americans from watching a movie?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smoothbrain take. Movie has plenty of great sequences and the main plot is perfectly fine.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >calls others smooth brain
        >says the plot is fine

        lol

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, midwit. That's exactly what happened.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The two leads aren't cut out for acting and the story was aggressively boring. I truly can't remember anything about it other than wondering if I overpaid for the popcorn.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The main girl looks mean.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not liking mean girls
      low test detected

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but no, she doesn't look mean, she looks droopy.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          again you are blind

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, you are. Probably got the same build as her.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              im a guy she is hot

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's droopy.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                in the image you posted show how she is " droopy"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

                Her hips look like a dudes.
                I also see the droopy now. Should I watch the anime?

                What anime?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                she is making a face people make faces all the time

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Time Jam: Valerian & Laureline.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                now im confused why they didnt cast a redhead was emma stone not taking their calls?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's clear in the poster they were going for a mean/droopy girl. Emma is neither. Honestly, for a French film, it's a miracle they didn't cast a black girl.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                but the character is a redhead

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Besson said the studio didn't want a redhead because "she'd be too close to Leeloo". People would get confused.

                I thought the movie flopped because the studio didn't want it to succeed. Besson's preference for young ladies would have been problematic.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think he means derpy. She is definitely derpy, look again

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok? derpy doesn't make her less cute though

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her hips look like a dudes.
          I also see the droopy now. Should I watch the anime?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worst two leads possible. Zero acting ability and zero chemistry

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it made the characters relatable

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do we think about cara getting fake boobs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bad idea. Always a bad idea. She needs to work out and eat a bit, not get silicone and nerve damage.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        too late

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ˢᵉˣᵒ

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          suddenly very thirsty

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i couldn't care less its her body not mine

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first 30 minutes is kino. The rest of it is boring, no chemistry shit, with a fish eyed sheboon who can't act. Shame really. There's a ton of story in this franchise and could have been at least three good movies.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only anime I can think off resembling this closely.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The comic it was based on (L'ambassadeur des ombres) was way better. Besson fooled around too much with the material.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because it was boring and shit

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you have to listen in silence?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >headset that can't even last 2 hours
    You need to get a new headset.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 movies not 2 hours and i didn't start with it fully charged

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally god tier scifi movie absolutely ruined by awful casting, what the frick where they thinking.

    No the girl being hot does not save it. It still pisses me off they picked such a moronic twink to be the tough veteran lead. Wtf.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best scenes re in the expositions. Tye rest are bland to terrible.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if they instead got a better actor and had him justinvestigate a conspiracy in the city along with Rihanna. Giving more scenes in the different biomes.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the movie is trash.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why didn't this movie do better?

    Isn't that the question of the day?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cause it's total fricking garbage

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >look at me mom, I'm so edgy

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My boy Dane didn't deserve to star in this shit.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The plot is a boring rehash of The Fifth Element, but it is visually appealing and fits in with today's weird hair color subcultures.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The plot has nothing to do with Fifth Element's, what are you talking about

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