Why didn't Voldemort use a Desert Eagle hollow point to finish Harry off after his magic didn't work?
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Why didn't Voldemort use a Desert Eagle hollow point to finish Harry off after his magic didn't work?
Because the spell ricocheted back at him and blew him up
Reminds me of a guy I knew who once asked why they didn't just take an M16 out on the boat with them to kill Jaws. It's because there's no story if that happens.
Lol that's frickin funny
i saw a 20 minute extended scene where he hits him with various wrestling moves only to fail each time
No guns in Britainstan
He literally could have conjured up one.
So Voldemort was moronic then?
Wrong
Back in the year that Voldemort tried to kill Harry civilians could still apply to and get a license to carry a gun
you think voldemort is gonna apply for a fricking gun license? and then get accepted??
Wouldn't be much of a story to write then dumbass
Voldemort's backstory is that when he found out that magic was real, and that he was a magician, that meant that he should be able to fricking do anything he wanted with magic - the ultimate form of anything being to avoid dying and kill everyone with magic.
If you gave him a piece of technology that let him live forever or a gun to kill people with he would just literally throw a hissy fit and destroy them because they would prove that he's not exceptional for being a mage, which is just about his entire personality and the reason why he's Harry's narrative counterpart antagonist.
Because England
He had no reason to believe a killing curse wouldn’t work
Voldemort is arguably the weakest and least effective villain in the history of western fiction
He takes over the entire country in Deathly Hallows
Does he? Thought he just took over Hogwarts and then wafted about a forest for four hours.
I live for these threads
why didn't old voldie just curb stomp harry from the getgo? why the need for fancy smanshy magic
I like the desert eagle idea
>bongs possessing any firearms that aren't hunting rifles or shotguns
Why would you even need that, you could probably just sit on him for a while or something and acheive the same result.
To make sure he's dead, I suppose?
I'm not an expert, but I don't think killing a small child is particularly difficult, requiring neither guns nor magic.
Because he had been vaporized by the backfiring spell
can wizard hebes/e-girles consent to sexings with adult humans, HBOjeet?
>consent
consent is important when hebe love is involved
That's like asking why the black person from the street tried shooting the baby with a .40 glock instead of carving a wooden pike and stabbing it
Because love trumps hate, sorry chud. We're going to take away your wands and there's nothing you can do about it.
Who's the say he wasn't going to? Not his fault the killing curse rebounded so hard it killed him before he had the chance.
Cause I don't think he lives near what they call "Pikies".
because the premise of the book is moronic from the get go and buries itself deeper in shit with every book and boy there are a lot of books
found the seething ax wound
he should have just set him next to the outlet and gave him a butter knife
im guessing harry didn't exactly just sit there and laugh off the spell right? i always assumed everything LOOKED proper, he just wasn't waiting around to see if he was still breathing. i don't think he knew he was alive at all until it was too late to do anything about it. he does have a scar after all, so assumedly it was a pretty gruesome scene. foreheads bleed a lot from even small cuts
As soon as Voldemort cast the spell his body was annihilated by the the spell backfiring. People asking why Voldy didn't use a gun are morons who don't realise that he didn't know that the spell wouldn't work.
But why go through all the effort to learn and pour your heart, soul, and hatred into a spell for it to work when you can just pull the trigger on a gun
ohhh well there you go then. you'd think of all the dumb bullshit in HP the whole avadakedavra baby thing would be at the bottom of people's list of issues. my personal favorite is that apparently all wizards are cool with having sapient, magical slave elves for dumb labor, beating, and very likely raping - and yet nobody cares but hermione. and SHE gets laughed out of the room every time she brings it up? oh no no it's okay, they LIKE being slaves. that's why dobby was so terribly sad when malfoy senior was tricked into releasing him. right.
picture it - after every banquet of magically produced food and floating candles, every quidditch match, every goblet of fire competition, every dance, every personal meeting with a student in need, every "however", dumbledore goes home at the end of the semester and starts absolutely knocking around some poor moronic looking "house elf". HOUSE. ELF. shit was lifted straight from old Black slave terminology. does that make dobby a coon elf? an uncle dobby? for wanting to be free? what's to stop some random wizard from catching him in a pillow case and putting his ugly ass back into servitude? i doubt there's any real rights they possess or laws in their favor. i'm surprised malfoy senior even accepted that bullshit loophole
Even Dobby is pure bullshit
>Wants to be free
>Only accepts to work at Hogwarts if Dumbledore lower his salary from an acceptable amount to enough to buy a news paper
>Finds the idea of not working during weekends ridiculous and only accepts the job when Dumbledore let him have only one free day per month
is there any HP lore on what the frick house elves even are? were they created specifically to like being slaves... or were they just living in the wild, trying to get other magical creatures to enslave them the whole time? how do these things even fricking live and operate on their own? what a ludicrous, totally unnecessary addition to a kid's book of all things
nope. not even the fantastic beast movies go on about it since even then it was socially acceptable to use them as slaves
why didn't Voldemort just have sex and learned how to be a decent human being?
Because his dad didn't man up and marry his mom after she got herself knocked up by him using a love potion.
It's all Jorge's... I mean Tom Riddle senior's fault!
Unironically why wasn’t the final battle just fought with guns
Why didn't Voldemort just use the Eagles to drop Harry into Mount Doom?