why didn't you go to Kevin Smith's panel, Anon?
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why didn't you go to Kevin Smith's panel, Anon?
why didn't you go to Kevin Smith's panel, Anon?
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Covid anxiety.
Revelations was literally everything Smith could’ve done wrong. It’s almost incredible how much he messed it up.
Hi Kevin
They took one of the most notable characters and made her completely hateable.
I have long covid dude.
Kevin Smith is next only to Seth Rogen with go away heat from me
If I was stuck in a room with Seth Rogen, Kevin Smith, and a gun loaded with one round, I'd ask them to line up
just shoot one and beat the other to death with the pistol. dont leave their deaths up to chance and penetration depth
Okay so now Seth Rogen, Kevin Smith, and a gun with one round are lined up. They tell terrible jokes.
If I was in a room with Kevin Smith, Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un, and I had a gun with only one bullet in it, I would rape Kim Jong Un.
I find it ironic how hot women lose their physical attractiveness in their 30s and 40s and guys like Kevin Smith and Seth Rogen lose their creative attractiveness around the same age. Everything they touch now turns to box office poison. The dude weed schtick doesn't work in middle age.
Isn't the whole convention center air-conditioned?
yes
He turned Telia into a b***h who literally scolded Adam for sacrificing himself.
He literally died saving everyone and she made it all about her and worse, she did it in front of his grieving parents who just learned that their child was dead.
Literally none of this happened and its hilarious you're still seething about some throwaway nextflix miniseries to this day
It's hilarious you're still defending this shit even though everyone saw how bad it was after it aired and that all of the rumors were true.
>IM NOT SEETHING YOUR SEETHING
You sound like Owlgays calm down
>You must be this thing I don’t like because you don’t like the thing I’m defending!
>You sound like Owlgays calm down
One..two ...seethe. Seethe
>You’re lying (which no one is)
>Why do you care so much you’re seething by criticizing it
Netflix interns on full defense mode
But that did happen. She literally refuted his "I died" comment with "and we had to live with it"
This is after he gave up his place in Valhalla to come back.
I loved when her biggest fear was how great she was. Also loved how when she became Sorceress she had to make zero sacrifices and is the super duper special version that can do anything. Then He-Man gets to scream “This isn’t about us” and gets sidelined.
>mfw I got excited when Skeletor and He-man fought
>mfw they got sidelined
>this never happened!
Yes it did you fricking sub-human, we saw it with our eyes and ears, god your complete lack of accountability is fricking insufferable
I'm allergic to bullshit and glitter
Fricking hell, Smith and that one guy from Netflix really tanked that shows reputation, huh
Literally no one gave a shit about He-Man even before the show, can't tank what's not there to begin with.
i would like to show my son a cool he-man show if it wasnt troony stuff. now im just forced to play old shows like beast wars and moomin
Then show him the CG one. Its on-par with great shows like Generator Rex, Transformers Prime, and Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go.
>Generator Rex
Don't compare my boy Rex to this Playmobil version of a fantasy epic.
True, that dollar-store Ben 10 knockoff doesn't deserve to be in the same conversation as an icon like He-Man.
For what it is is pretty fun.
At least the She-ra reboot was great.
It's hard to tell whether you guys are serious
I know this is on the cuck shill book, but haven't you guys already used this one? Do you just cycle through it? Which one is next, "It's not for you"?
I think there's an APOLOGIZE and WHY DID THIS MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS, but that might be the movie buttholes.
Wait, there it is.
STACK AND ATTACK.
What's the worst that could happen? A stupid piece of crap that is instantly forgotten.
There was
but then they kinda cycled back already to
I think they're supposed to stick to a script, like telemarketing
It funded a pretty successful wargame, the He-Man nostalgia is still there... people just have standards.
I remember how crowded it was for the 2003 He-man panel when it released. A lot of Xennials love He-man, but Gen-Xers are obviously fake about it.
>Literally no one gave a shit about He-Man even before the show
Remember when the trailer came out and everyone and their father was hyped about it?
That excelent trailer really did numbers on people, even the ones that didn't care for he-man.
Then the first season came out and everyone was really pissed off about it.
Ofc it's a Netflix show so you can never expect it to be appealing to straight men, just women and troons and POC enjoy that garbage.
This, everyone was hyped for the trailer that was heavy on the He-man action, then dropped it hard once they saw how it actually was
People loved the 2000s He-Man, what the frick are you talking about?
Wait, so you're telling me he was begging people to show up at his panel?
More like the the volunteers got a clue, looks like
>He showed a trailer
>People correctly guessed it was a bait and switch
>He denied it
what was the trailer? i would like to read all the comments shitting on him
Since nobody made a thread
>Hordak voice
She-ra when?
Fingers crossed never
isn't he part of sag-aftra? how is kevin smith there promoting a netflix show
With some exceptions, animation is generally not part of those unions.
A union is a union and he's definitely supoosed to embargo Netflix.
3d looked better.
I just hope that series gets another season soon. It stopped right as Hordak showed up.
Anon, I...
But they showed off Hordak and Moss-Man toys for that series a while back. Surely that has to lead to something?
>Kevin Smith baiting me to watch his crap show by adding Keith David
Good casting. Though it also makes me sad we never go to hear Kevin Conroy ham it up as Hordak in the CGI series.
Is there perhaps a chance he recorded more dialogue for the next season at least? Based on the timings it wouldn’t be impossible
It actually irritates me that it’s a good casting choice. Keith David as Hordak gets wasted on Smith’s horrid writing.
Skeletor losing the power he spent years trying to get because he had a boner will never not be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.
I agree, but is it any worse than popping a boner for Dark-lyn?
The evil-lynn from the 3d show was better.
The 3d show was way better in general.
Why would I?
He's an ugly fat frick.
Kevin Smith might be ugly and completely pathetic, completely betraying everything he once stood for in the name of "progress", completely californiated.
But he's not fat anymore. He staves himself lmao
Maybe Mattel is keeping him locked in the basement with the roaches until he delivers a good show.
he doesnt look healthy now.
he looks old and emaciated.
Does anyone celeb that has "Nerd Cred" NOT get hated by nerds eventually ?
Henry Cavill seems to be well liked, but he hasn't made him liking nerdish stuff into his sole/main trait, so that likely has something to do with it.
So you need to be a Chad among nerds?
i think you just have to not be an insufferable leftest troony Black person worshiping white hating israelite
You just have to not frick up, really.
I'm not particularly keen on most Vin Diesel movies or roles, but like, ok, dude's a nerd having fun in the business. And everyone seems to love Terry Crews.
>vin diesel
just because he played dnd? thats a low bar to clear
he literally started his own game studio and made video games
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tigon_Studios
Hey, what can I say? It used to be a tight community. Dude committed to make a tattoo with the name of one of his characters, I heard. It's not like I'm going to line up in theaters to watch The XXX And The Riddick part 15.
vin diesel
If the only thing a celebrity offers is 'Nerd Cred' there is nothing of value there.
The netflix show is still going on??? I thought it ended 2 years ago.
They're doing another season.
Unfortunately no, that was the good, Kid's show one that got cancelled.
I can't even imagine so thorougly destroying good will that no one at Comic Con even wants to see what's next on the board.
But is Kevin Smith even there? I haven't been paying attention but who is going to these media panels when all the people you'd want to see are on strike?
Yes, see
This is a result of them taking too long to deliver a new season, not because of how they made you morons cry and shit your pants in anger.
stop posting while at the convention table, its unprofessional
It has been very entertaining watching the 'muh star trek future' crowd become overnight Luddites.
Is this regarding the Ai thing?
do you know what a luddite is?
Using boomer language doesn't make you cool
do you think luddite is boomer language?
>Exploiting technology to make personal profits at the expense of everyone around you is Star Trek
What did you think was going to happen with AI doing other jobs like cooking fast food or making deliveries?
It's all about making rich people richer.
Data could play music and paint despite being artificial intelligence, no one has profits in Trek because money doesn't exist on Earth so AI art wouldn't affect anyone they'd just generate it for fun with no moral issues
>I want algorithms to take all the jobs except lifting trash bins over to garbage trucks
Why are you like this.
Honestly why I don’t think any of the people on strike deserve anything
>might just literally get murdered
lolwot
Feminists think they live under sharia law.
I don't care about nostalgia bait for 80s losers who are in their 40s. Same with the TMNT bullshit. Grow up and move on
Literally nothing matters
I've heard bad things about this, what happened?
They kill off He-Man, then when he comes back they start b***hing at him. He responds with "I literally died", and they tell him to shut up because they had to mourn for him.
It was the most "Woman Writing" moment I've ever seen.
Don't forget that he sacrificed himself to literally save everyone else, but they b***h at him for "not thinking about anyone else."
What happened, anon? What happened to everything supposed to be good throughout most of the last decade?
Rumor was that it was a stealth Teela show, that they kill off he man, and homeslice swore it was a lie.
It was not. At least not enough for my tastes.
Yeah, no. Clownfish claimed
1. The show had Teela be better He-Man than He-Man and took over the job. That was wrong.
2. He-Man "steps aside" to let her take over the job. That was wrong.
3. Teela was gay. That was wrong.
Smith said their tweet was wrong. It was wrong. There is no room for "well it wasn't wrong enough for my liking!" They maybe saw a bit of art from the show and pulled a guess as to what it meant out of their asses.
If you want to hate Revelations, be my guest. I'm no great fan of it either. But the "controversy" was manufactured and resulted from a group of clickbait shitheads going online and lying, and then Culture War Knuckleheads defending the for being liars, going "But from a certain point of view they were right!" when called on it.
No one fricking cares about he-man it was shit in the 80s and remaking it another fricking what this is the third time now. JFC if you're going to pick up an old IP pick up something good not something hook'd noses made to sell toys shitty toys at that
I'd be up for a reboot of Jayce and the Wheel Warriors
Why? They'd frick it up.
Or they'd frick it down.
Left and right, really.
I'm really surprised they greenlit another season, like wasn't the second half of the first season a massive flop because the first half was so awful? Netflix just baffles me with how moronic they are.
Probably a case where they ordered 20 episodes, and split it up into four batches.
Even funnier was how Smith said that Netflix told him they didn’t care about the backlash and they were happy, which I guarantee they didn’t want said out loud.
is probably right, they already made the order not realizing just how bad it was going to go.
You can crack a walnut with that ass.
>hands restrained
I liked their banter.
>American flag emoji
Sure thing chud.
>being american is grounds for libtards to call you a chud now
What
Isn't this from that b***h that wrote a few duck tails, got kicked off, wrote nothing else so b***hes on you tube about how other writers get it wrong? Bitter b***h.
Wrong person, dumbass
Too busy reading the old He-Man newspaper comic strips. They would have made for a much better revival show.
Based. There's so much He-Man content out there that barely anyone knows about, why settle for Kevin Smith's slop?
>haha stupid blue collar chuds wanting manufacturing jobs you should have learned to code
>NOOOOOOOOOOO WTF DO YOU MEAN AI CAN DO MY FURRY HYPERSCAT COMMISSIONS FOR FREE IN A FRACTION OF THE TIME HOW WILL I PAY FOR MY STUDENT LOANS FOR MY BACHELOR'S IN RESTORATIVE JUSTICE THIS IS LATE STAGE FASCITALISM
lol
>I bet every artist out there was telling people in the manufacturing sector they should've learned to code
Anon, who do you think has been sending manufacturing jobs overseas? Why as you LARPing as a rich butthole?
You think the spoiled rich brats with bizarre majors are the ones that AI will push out of the art industry? People that can live on their parents' largesse will be fine. The ones that are fricked are the artists that come from poor backgrounds. The ones from blue collar families. Those are the people that won't be able to make ends meet thanks to AI taking less glamorous art jobs.
Congratulations, you're cheering as our culture accelerates even more into the hands of the people you hate the most.
Agreed. Those artists from blue collar backgrounds are also the ones making interesting shit.
Poor people deserve real trades and jobs not useless art degrees
>poor people should know their place and never try to improve their standing in society
Black person
They would probably be better off going to a trade school than college anyway. They'd make a lot more money as a plumber or electrician than a liberal arts major.
Fine but don't whine about media not going your way because you told everyone who thinks like you to never draw anything.
I mean, do you really think lefties will make the media YOU want? No, it's time you do something about it instead of telling people NOT to fight back.
Bot shill post. Nobody here who posts stuff like this is involved in any field above minimum wage.
>real trades
>spoiled rich brats with bizarre majors
When I was in grad school, it was like a wildlife preserve for rich kids.
what were the letters after your M?
>The ones that are fricked are the artists that come from poor backgrounds. The ones from blue collar families.
How many blue collar would-be artists and creatives even make it into the industry anymore? Comics and cartoons have both been a gated community that mostly only hires from within for a long time.
*tear eyes*
His action figures didn't sell. They had to kitbash them with improved new designs to salvage the losses he caused.
Don't feel bad for someone who pushes hateful propaganda. Rejoice.
bump
Who?
Does anyone ACTUALLY care about this though? Every thread on Revelations/Revolution feels recycled with the same fricking posts. Nobody ever even really talks about what happens in the show outside a few lines surrounding Teela. Its so generic and schlock-y theres nothing really to say about it.
That show sucks but why should i trust a random guy on twitter? Especially considering the SDCC's crowd is exactly the kind of crowd that would want to see Kevin Smith.
Kevin Smith is an evil man.
if I had showed up at all, I'd show up in a t-shirt that reads "we coulda got 'dogma 2' instead we got this :("
Would've been funnier asking him to sign fanart of the CGI show. Like the sperg that asked Jhonen to sign a shitdad Gaz drawing, except doing it on purpose.
He should cut off his penis.
the clerks cartoon was accurate
Because I hate him..
Aaron Sparrow, ladies and gentleman you can read his latest work in Dyanmites darkwing Duc.. oh wait, he's banned.
Shouldn't Kevin Smith not be allowed to promote shit because of the SAG strike? Is he a picket-line-crossing chud?
Rules prevent fulfilling "contractually obligated" appearances if the contract is with a studio. I'm guessing this is either an appearance that wasn't in the show's contract, or it's a contract with Mattel Toys not Netflix Animation.