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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the most kino pilot episode ending

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BAWITDABAW WADANG LADANG DIGGY DIGGY WABOOGIE

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ju-Ju-JU-JUST ANOTHER DAYYYYYYYY
        DAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      True

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    we did but thats okay you're here now

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best TV show of all time for me. No contest. The fact it's so underappreciated is a blessing. Hopefully the tiktok masses don't learn about it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same for me, it's just too good, knocks lel wire out of the park

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same for me and even though it's got a lot of episodes and seasons it's incredibly easy to rewatch

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't ask

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you want to keep all the new traffic on this board janny? then you better get used to my shitposts real quick

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pilot is amazing. Season 1 is alright….then it just becomes stale with subplots

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek this post is the definition of a midwit being filtered

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so what if i do it for free? someone still has to do it

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If The Shield is "high grade kino", how come a goyslop consoomer like me just binged it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It straddles the line, like Breaking Bad

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think its more masculine to rock the high hairline like Moggins than to shave it like Chickless.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he killed his hair follicles with greasepaint apparently

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH N-GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      completely unnecessary, we watched this in Afghanistan and this scene completely killed the vibe

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we watched this in Afghanistan and this scene completely killed the vibe
        Too much sexual tension I assume

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I got a daughter, 8 year old girl. Her name is Cassidy. What do you say I bring her down here, let you stick your dick in her? You know, suck her breasts a little bit maybe.
    How the frick did they get away with this in 2002? That's when I realized I was watching some ballsy kino.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way that's actual dialogue

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just how bold The Shield was at the time. Only HBO would be that ballsy prior.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I got a daughter, 8 year old girl. Her name is Cassidy. What do you say I bring her down here, let you stick your dick in her? You know, suck her breasts a little bit maybe.
          How the frick did they get away with this in 2002? That's when I realized I was watching some ballsy kino.

          8 year olds don't have breasts

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking Kino

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Edgy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So it really is just The Wire for dummies. Le epic torture! So edge!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not Wire. It's more like GTA.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's pleb shit, and if you honestly think this is good then you have terrible taste, like dish washing while you watch tv taste.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not my problem.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pleb shit
                no plebs can't handle the level of based that is the shield case in point

                So it really is just The Wire for dummies. Le epic torture! So edge!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Wire is The Wire for dummies.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            go back to your discord, troony
            I know someone made fun of you earlier in this thread but you have to learn to stop taking things so personally

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      god i love Vic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        not back then but they do now

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          meant for this

          [...]
          8 year olds don't have breasts

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dirty Dick Vic. Created 2 different kids with autism.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >suck her breasts a little bit maybe
      this line was a Cinemaphile meme back in 2008 but i'm the only one still here that remembers it

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Previously on The Shield...
    >Who took my Ding Dongs?
    >They made you... suck?
    >I'm not gay!

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    rest of the show vic wouldnt have killed and undercover cop, his pilot character is completely different.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plus the strike team was only together for like two weeks. Vic had no problem dancing around Aceveda and the other cops to appear clean later on but he couldn’t do it for a guy he knew was looking to burn him? ok then

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If episode 1 didn't exist Vic losing everything would have been actually sad to watch. Instead you just feel like the fricking prick is getting what he deserves. They clearly didn't plan to turn him into an anti-hero, was probably supposed to be David "La Vacuuma" Aceveda vs Vic and Strike Team.

      The Shield was loosely based on a series of events regarding the real LA police Strike team actually robbing a train, which is a major event later in the series; they were also killing rivals and gang dudes and assigning poker cards to them. Needless to say, real life strike team was Black folk and hispanics mostly, not all white like The Shield, but thank god for that because casting was just right.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which I feel reinforces my point. They were clearly supposed to be bad guys and the pilot sets the tone for that.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody has ever thought otherwise ever unless their brain is smooth.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        so irl strike were much cooler?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't rob a train. David Mack (Vic Mackey) robbed a bank that was laundering money.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >poker cards

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        not quite. CRASH (of the rampart scandal) was a much larger organization, ~100 were found in misconduct. Basically the nogs were tasked with anti gang intelligence & operations and essentially formed their own gang started dealing drugs assassinating the now rival (to CRASH) gang members complete with kill lists etc.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not true. Vic is the same guy throughout the series, the only difference is the image he's trying to project to the guys, to Shane, and to himself. When push came to shove, he was ready to shoot Shane and his wife in front of their son because they were going to end up hurting Vic. When he had to make a choice between his family and his team, he gave up Ronnie to a sentence that is just like if he did kill him.

      Shane was always right, "I was just following your gameplan coach", if he had been there that night with Lem and heard how he wasn't going to run and he was going to turn himself in and all that and how unrealistic it was, the wheels would have started turning and he would have killed him too.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    for years I thought this show was the capeshit slop but that's agents of shield lmao

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only Sutter can create this. Only Sutter knows how to balance metacommentary in the long from serial television medium.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sutter has a hundred ideas, fifty are genius, fifty are trash, and he can't tell the difference. Look at the huge quality drop off between The Shield where Sutter had a filter and Sons of Anarchy where he never did. He needs a wrangler to sift out the good stuff and to keep his wife from singing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I started reading your post and the last part is exactly what popped into my head when I read fifty are trash kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really was more a perfect balance of Shawn Ryan and Kurt Sutter I think. Cause Terriers from Shawn Ryan was good but didn't have the gritty edgy stuff the Shield did and Sons of Anarchy from Sutter had way too much filler and bad ideas

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If episode 1 didn't exist Vic losing everything would have been actually sad to watch. Instead you just feel like the fricking prick is getting what he deserves. They clearly didn't plan to turn him into an anti-hero, was probably supposed to be David "La Vacuuma" Aceveda vs Vic and Strike Team.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's

    Spoilers for S02 I guess

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gave him the old spicy spic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This scene is so amazing built off the rising tension in Vic’s life that’s piling throughout the episode.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of my favourite scenes. Great music too

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The show is criminally underrated i just don't get why there's no more hype. Dialogues are mostly great its funny its badass its everything you need if you have balls on you.
    #1 TV for men. Non pretentious straightforward fun ride all the way.

    P.S arguably THE BEST ending of any TV

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It portrays the real world reasons for most police brutality, and asks an uncomfortable question. It's not something you could really make today, and if you did it would be unwatchable.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When it ran originally people thought it was another CSI slop. Also Sopranos was airing at that time.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        they snatched an emmy from Sopranos, that must felt really good

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >When it ran originally people thought it was another CSI slop.

        No they didn't moron, it was a very successful show and everyone knew what it was about.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No they didn't moron, it was a very successful show and everyone knew what it was about.
          not at first no, it was a hard sell, you have to remember there was nothing like it at the time
          when you heard "it's a new cop show", most assumed it was another NYPD blue or law and order because that's all the cop shows that were on tv at the time
          I was very reluctant to try it at the time because of this assumption, but then of course the pilot ending is what sold the show as something else, but you still had to give the pilot a chance
          that pilot ending 100% made FX what it became, they just kept betting on edgy shit afterwards to follow on HBO's popularity, nip tuck, etc

          for similar reasons, the wire was also extremely underseen, it only took until season 4 for hype to start spreading and critics to start talking about it, it was insane, people forget it barely even got emmy recognition (lost in s3 against fricking House), was always on the brink of being canceled despite hbo never canceling anything at the time, and execs never wanted to greenlight a cop show in the first place. the shield survived with the edgy pilot ending, the wire didn't even have the edgy appeal despite violence being hbo's brand at the time, its saving grace was the "one case per season" thing instead "one case per episode" which was still novel and how with each season it became more this "dickensian tale of a city institutions blahblah" instead of just a cop show

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >lost in s3 against fricking House
            House is a great show.
            At least the first seasons are until they break up the team

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Above average for network slop but nowhere near comparable to prime HBO kino

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >HBO
            >HBO
            >HBO
            it didn't air on HBO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fine point, but I prefer MC content. At the very least there can be a compromise in the hopes that we can #RestoreTheSutterverse.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started watching this show at one of the lowest points in my life and let me tell you, I recovered like a champ while watching the show. It is just so much fun and energizing. Every subplot was satisfying (besides that gay ni$$a)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Every subplot was satisfying
      After the cat subplot I expected Dutch to become Dexter lol. Would be fun to watch but I get why they didn't.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Dutch could never.

        although the cat stuff was pretty intriguing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Dutch could never.

        although the cat stuff was pretty intriguing

        One of the writers planned for Dutch to become serial killer, but luckily the show creator stopped it.

        Show is very good as it is.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sutter needs Shawn Ryan to be great

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They were a good combo indeed.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vic is a fricking nerd?!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >previously on Seinfeld
      >what's the deal with oral rape

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        lel

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kills a clean cop in episode 1
    >never again in 7 season does something even close to that bad

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's kind of the point

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He set up several murders, killed someone again in season 3 (Margos), nearly killed Shane, and almost certainly would have killed Kavanaugh if the chance presented itself. Vic didn't kill a member of his team again because the situation didn't present itself until Lem, and Shane beat him to it. It's not like cops were wearing wires on him every other day.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and Shane beat him to it
        Vic wasn't going to kill Lem

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes he was. If Vic had heard Lem's wieneramamie idea that he was going to just turn himself in and do even more time, he would have killed him, because he would have testified. Lem wasn't strong enough to just run to Mexico and live on a free income getting funneled to him, but he's strong enough to survive fifteen years of getting beat and raped without ever once thinking "why am I here? Why don't I get myself out?"

          No, of course Vic would have killed him. Again, all you need to do is look at Ronnie to see that. The second it was Vic and family or the guys, Vic screwed the guys over. Lem was the same deal. Everyone misinterprets that Vic/Shane scene, Shane was always right about it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shane did nothing wrong.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because YOU ARE A Black person WITH A homosexual Black person SON

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DAMNIT GAMBY
      >we cant let a Black person saunter in here and take whats ours!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek right when I finished the last episode of The Shield I booted up VP after

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, time for a rewatch.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a great rewatch i did it recently

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    REPPIN THAT SPOOKY STREET MUH NIG! SPOOK STREET! SPOOK STREET!

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that there are daily threads for a 20 year old FX drama says a lot.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sutter is like Vince Russo. Infinite ideas of varying quality that need intense filtering by someone else with veto power over him.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHIELD

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of these days we need to put our heads together and make a certified Cinemaphilecore list
    The Shield
    Rome
    The Terror
    Lost
    all these shows I wouldn't have watched without Cinemaphile going on and on about them and all of them I very much enjoyed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      only two of those belong and that list

      praise for the shield only started here once shitskins and morons started flooding into the board.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy newbie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't work because so many people here have a personality that starts and stops at contrarianism

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Justified
      Vice Principals
      Patriot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deadwood

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Burn Notice

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        based

        One of these days we need to put our heads together and make a certified Cinemaphilecore list
        The Shield
        Rome
        The Terror
        Lost
        all these shows I wouldn't have watched without Cinemaphile going on and on about them and all of them I very much enjoyed

        Reno911

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually don’t like Forrest Whittaker’s acting but he was great on this show

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PISS

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lem, in your dream, did lem, your dream was! in your dream did lem!
    Cinematic Nova.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We tell it constantly

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't get me wrong I liked the show.
    I just couldn't make myself to like Vic and the crew ather they killed the snitch in cold blood.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tavon was based they should've wrote out Ronnie and had him stay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only change would be Tavon being Buck Broken at the end yelling about how they were going to run instead of Ronnie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie please, one of the best moments in the whole show is Ronnie not being at all surprised when Vic tells him he killed Terry and being completely okay with it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ronnie was a fricking psycho from the beginning

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Whatever, Vic, I know, I just wish you would've told me sooner so I could cover Shane's moronic ass better

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ronnie being ecstatic after killing the Russian dude in the apartment was also a fricking kino scene.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love the scene with the fake Russian roulette interrogation where he hides the bullet with his thumb

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        speaking of good russian roulette scenes, I just watched that justified episode where Raylon plays with Wynne Duffy. High grade kino that scene.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Raylan vs the entire strike team
          we deserve a full season of this

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anytime Raylon & Duffy were on screen together you knew it was kino

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          when Raylan throws the bullets at Duffy and Duffy's like what was that?
          >next time they'll be faster

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He made OP ... suck?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed at how many times the recaps showed aceveda sucking dick my god

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they hired me to make a sequel I'd open the pilot with that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It didn't happen as much as Cinemaphile would like you to believe

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was like every episode for at least a full season, that Aceveda arc lasted a long ass time with him starting to get hookers he could dominate as a coping mechanism and then the guy trying to blackmail him from prison and all that

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I watched the Shield without much Cinemaphile stuff in my head and it still stood out, its probably one of the most re-used scenes for the recap segments.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were still recapping it in seasons 6 and 7

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It happened quite a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2aINQduzqM

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >les see dat mouf
            >SUCK IT

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, I rewatched with my wife a couple of years ago and it was constant.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably because it isnt, its a good cop show where the spin is "but what if they were corrupt" but its not kino
    but congrats on finding a new show you like with multiple seasons to watch for the first time, i dont think i can ever find that again

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe homosexual

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    not my job

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Billings centered episode
    K I N O

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anthony Anderson gave a phenomenal performance.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ONE TIME DOIN' TIME FOR A LONG LONG TIME!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you go from that to this?

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your wife's pussy tasted like sweet, sweet butter
    How do you respond without sounding mad?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frame him for murder

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I framed a guilty man
        K I N O

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kek imagine being so buck broken that you attempt to frame a man just because he fricked your wife and then pussy out at the last second

        Kavanaugh bros just can't stop losing

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Better to go to jail than end up like Vic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Become a Broken Buck and start yelling how he's pissing all over everyone!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That episode where they have to catch an Armenian gang dude
        >Keep calling him a midget
        Dude was barely shorter than Vic lmao

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask if he needed his highchair to reach it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kavanaugh bros... I don't feel so good

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >over-acts in your path

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would you put your mouth where my dick and coom has been?

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do they always interview people without their lawyers or assistant DAs around

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because most of these people are either too dumb or too arrogant to think they need one

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's the belief that asking for a lawyer/representation is an admittance of guilt.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that true? Will I look guilty for having my lawyer around when being interviewed?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'd be moronic not to have a lawyer there guilty or innocent. They rarely did on this show for plot convenience.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because extras cost money and it clutters the scene

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't care about season 1, glad I kept going cause season 2 was very good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tonally the show takes a while to find it's feet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      season 1 is good but the characters aren't developed yet. Ronnie is basically an extra with very little screen time despite being part of the strike team. Seasons 2 and 3 is when they start to figure things out. Be aware that season 4 is kind of a slog, though. 5 through 7 are grade A kino.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >season 4 is kind of a slog
        What a moronic thing to say

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shitty loud Mexican piano starts playing

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the wire for dimwits

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      anyone who thinks this is projecting their own stupidity onto others
      The two are only superficially comparable
      The Shield is not as literary as The Wire, but The Shield plays its characters off of each other much more expertly, and more often, as a result of its differing scope
      The Vic+Shane, Claudette+Dutch, and their interaction-with-Aceveda dynamics never disappoint
      The Shield also dealt with certain themes and issues much more frankly and forthrightly than did The Wire; the optics and low-level politics, and its much more unapologetic view towards heinous gang activity

      Vic was caught several times but because of his rivals being so obsessed with getting him they made mistakes that would let him walk on technicalities. That's basically what happened with Kavanaugh.

      >but because of his rivals being so obsessed with getting him they made mistakes that would let him walk on technicalities
      I would say instead that it was mostly because Vic was a master at identifying what others wanted, and using that as a wedge to get out of trouble, make himself indispensable to whoever had leverage over him, and/or trade his way into an advantageous position
      Vic and Aceveda were very similar people at the end of the day, and because they were so observant and so well-matched in the uses of power and leverage, it made their long-term conflict very compelling

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Shield is way, way better than the Wire. Fricking overrated snooze fest.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spook Streetbros... the Byz Lats are laughing at us again

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only liked the parts with Dutch. The stories were interesting, and unlike the strike team there was room for him to fail. If Vic ever got caught even a little bit the show would have been instantly over, so there was no real tension as a result.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I viewed Vic as an agent of destruction. Everyone who gets involved with him is slowly, but inexorably dragged down into the churning shit pit of his chaotic world as their lives crumble around them. Like Midas with his touch of gold, Vic is cursed with insanely good luck, at the expense of everyone around him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vic was caught several times but because of his rivals being so obsessed with getting him they made mistakes that would let him walk on technicalities. That's basically what happened with Kavanaugh.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kavanaugh wasn't even close to catching him. He had nothing. He was a joke.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The shit with dutch was mostly filler. It holds this show back. There needed to be more kino moments

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every scene with Dutch is funny as frick and the investigations are interesting.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like cliche cop procedurals but the way it worked with dutch and claudette was a lot better than any other cop show

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I swore that Dutch interrogating Vic was ALWAYS gonna be the end game. The series is pretty much perfect but I needed that. And bare breasts. Need that too.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    :'(

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why he sad?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The serial killer insulted him a little.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he witnessed a woman he liked getting fricked by a Chad

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          no he took that one pretty well all things considered

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't hungry like the wolf.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's Collateral you're talking about. Not The Shield

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he didn't see dutch's hidden camera interracial date night debacle
            BURNING THE GROUND

            Legit the funniest scene in television.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I liked how at that point, Shane and Vic weren't on speaking terms (vice was just there on business). But due the timing, he sat down with his old buds and watched their latest prank on Dutch. Everybody laughing their ass off like nothing ever changed.

              You could see it in his eyes, Shane missed being on the team.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SPOOK STREET homie!

    ?t=81

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some jungle rhymer saying "let him go let him go" over the top too, just perfect

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they were planning to end the show by having Dutch walk into his personal murder basement
    fricking kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds cringe as frick. Glad they decided to end it with him and Claudette being close and good cops.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shaky cams and zooms the show

    I'm sure it's good but I'll never never know for sure because of this awful style

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The zoom in to his feet dancing always kills me

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found that one woman cop to be extremely annoying

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick can I pirate this?

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the killer in me is the killer in (You)

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walton goggins in tge credits
    should've been all you needed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this was what made him walton goggins

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, but op is acting like walton goggins hasn't been walton goggins for 2 decades now

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally millions of threads have told you exactly this, moron or newhomosexual, take your pick.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Amazon prime
    >Google play
    >Only available in SD.

    What did they mean by this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Only available in SD.
      Exactly as it should be.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. I chose to buy the series on DVD over blu-ray

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          One of the great boxed sets, makes me sad they aren't a thing anymore

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cause we're runnin' out of time

    KINO

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's Smitty the Locksmith

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He only had like one scene? When Vic didn't want anyone finding what was in the safe, right?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he's in a couple episodes, I can't remember. I really like that safe episode.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he also gave them tips on how to beat the polygraph that Shane and Army were supposed to take

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What happened to Army? I think I missed big chunks of that episode.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He didn't want to take the polygraph, and opted out at the last minute, which drummed him out of the squad. His union rep basically told him he could refuse the test, he did (despite having a high chance of beating it) and in turn really fricked up the deal with Monica.

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks to The Shield, I still want a GTA about cops.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny, they took this promotional photo with Terry in it. Also for all the marketing and trailers for the show, they built up Terry as some kind of antagonist who will be a main character throughout the series just so that when they kill him off in pilot it'll hit so much harder and get audiences hooked. Why don't television series do more bold and experimental stuff like this while at the same time not being overly up their own ass and pretentious?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The literally just did with The Mayor of Kingstown

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SPOOK STREET

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The shield was a show that got better as it went on. The first 3 seasons were fine, but for the most part it was just a villain of the week sort of thing. It picked up massively in season 4

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >for the most part it was just a villain of the week sort of thing
      nah, it pretty much always had a throughline going. you'd be hard-pressed to point to more than one episode in the first 4 seasons that didn't advance either the main plot or a major sub-plot that would get picked up again later (like Kern Little).
      Honestly, I'd say season 5 is the weakest season overall, because the first half of it is a bit too much of a rehash of the Terry thing and doesn't move the ball forward fast enough. The sub-elements are stuff like the Salvadorian guy Doomsday and Danny being pregnant, and a rare throwaway Dutch and Claudette case

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        season 4 was basically the Antwon Mitchell feud and Glenn Close being a dumb b***h. Barely anything in the main plot advanced. Season 5 was great with Kavanaugh bringing back everything the strike team did to the forefront and putting the pressure on them.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the Antwon Mitchell feud
          which is itself a main plot
          >Glenn Close being a dumb b***h
          filtered. That season allowed the show to display the systemic problems that then-new asset forfeiture programs were introducing, was a natural way to move Vic back into power, and gave us a lot of iconic Vic and Shane moments. Plus, Anthony Anderson's performance was fricking fantastic: he was a much more entertaining major villain than Armadillo, Margos, etc.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm responsible

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Deputy District Attorney Tannaz Mokayef said the couple's 10-year-old son heard his father tell Mrs Jace, who was a keen jogger, "if you like running , then run to heaven".

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"I was only trying to wound her"
      10/10 defense strategy

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont like vic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. He's a Mary Sue.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He's a Mary Sue
        this is a maximum brainlet take
        Vic couldn't wrangle Shane's moronation and Lem's willfulness, and thereby couldn't keep his team together. Vic ends up directly betraying everyone except Lem. Vic is a grandmaster at seeing the way the pieces of a puzzle fit and using them to his advantage, but he's always and ultimately subject to powers with more juice than him, because Vic is just the king of the street; he never would or could rise higher 'legitimately', in contrast to Aceveda. His monomania for retaining his authority on the street while doing it under cover of cop authority and avoiding criminal responsibility ends up losing him all of his relationships and his ability to manipulate and subjugate the gangs and their drug trade; it sticks him in a soulless cubicle away from anything he loves
        Vic wins every battle but loses the war
        Aceveda loses (almost) every battle but wins the war
        That's one of the many brilliant aspects of the show, you diseased penis

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vic didn't lose a single thing that mattered.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let me guess, you're one of those brainlets who think Vic's about to go vigilante on the street at the end. Vicgays and Tonygays are laughably pathetic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This
          Vic's greatest weakness is that he can find a way to victory huehue but is terrible at predicting what happens after the win - the finale is the emphasis of this

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The finale where he got away with literally everything?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              at the cost of everything he cared about. He clearly didn't think he won in the end.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You have a child's idea of getting away with it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have a moron's idea of not getting away with it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why watch the show?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ICKY VICKY

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two of my kids have functioning autism, this is literally the worst thing to happen and creates a huge issue within our family
    back when autism was actually taken seriously

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      His kid didn't have high-functioning autism though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you really feel the pain when you realize both kids have autism and the parents genes are essentially trash

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >me, my wife, my daughter, my son, my wife's son, my cousins, and my mother have autism. I'm gonna need the cash from the money train.

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We did. Many times.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    calling Vic a Mary Sue is fricking hilarious. Nobody in the precinct outside of the strike team likes him, his wife hates him, his only non-autist child thinks he's a scumbag, he can't ever relax because all the shit he's done has made him enemies around every corner, he wins major confrontations but loses more credibility each time. He's a deeply flawed anti-hero.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those who don't like him are, without exception, comically incompetent buffoons.

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Potente was also really good in this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until she just disappears and is never seen again.

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did left guy become the defacto Black person guy of hollywood? any time a script calls for racism, they call this man and he gets paid to call people Black folk.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because he said Black person a bunch of times on The Shield and looks like the kind of guy who says it in real life as well. I wish Hollywood would pay me to be the resident Black person dropper.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Off the top of my head I can only recall two times where he actually said Black person in The Shield. When Tayvon was trying to make peace with him and of course with Antwon in the interrogation room but there's just something memorable about the way he says it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >with Antwon in the interrogation room but there's just something memorable about the way he says it.
          Says what exactly? I could use a reminder.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also in the first season with the Basketball player.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't remember him saying it, he was teasing it but never did.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              i dont remember him saying it but he was likely thinking it when this was playing out

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Jenya Lano
                >Russian-Italian heritage
                Why do Slav women love to get blacked so much? I swear the whole Ukraine war is just an excuse to get us to airdrop crates full of Viagra'd up giga nigs on Moscow to take the locals.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who doesn't love a fat black wiener up the gash?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              i dont remember him saying it but he was likely thinking it when this was playing out

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think he uses it when Vic and Him pretend to be White Supremacists and end up getting robbed or something, early season

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual Black person homosexual SON

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He called that basketball player a Black person in one of the first few episodes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      physiognomy

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here I am to complain again about DUTCH the fricking MORON you had that pussy in your hand and you let it slip thorough your moronic fingers because you could load the gun but you couldn't pull the trigger you little fricking b***h

    I will never not be mad

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't he stay and watch? i understand he wanted to hit it himself but short of that, seeing it happen is the next best thing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he got noticed

        also he didn't have a cat on him

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Billings made sure there'd be cops to catch Dutch peeping iirc

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how by the end of the show the pressure is boiling over and it proves that Vic is the only maniac able to handle it. He never gave up. He's an incredible character. A total sociopath maniac but with laser sharp intelligence pointed toward survival above all else. AND he never fricking brags about it, not a single time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AND he never fricking brags about it, not a single time.
      I don't mean for this to be a derisive nitpick, but his confession is a massive brag—it's just a brag that comes with a necessary purpose, not one made for simple pride or self-aggrandizement

      >the Antwon Mitchell feud
      which is itself a main plot
      >Glenn Close being a dumb b***h
      filtered. That season allowed the show to display the systemic problems that then-new asset forfeiture programs were introducing, was a natural way to move Vic back into power, and gave us a lot of iconic Vic and Shane moments. Plus, Anthony Anderson's performance was fricking fantastic: he was a much more entertaining major villain than Armadillo, Margos, etc.

      I would add to this that s4 gave us some needed illustrative depth to Shane. Shane always had a chip on his shoulder about being the 'little brother,' second among 'equals'—the events of s4 showed him that he couldn't be Vic (regardless of the fact that the lesson didn't stick). Shane couldn't develop and command the loyalty of Army, couldn't outwit Antwon, couldn't out-think or outmaneuver Vic. This is one of the big factors that starts to bring the team back together.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ending is pure fricking kino.
      It's so rare to get a show with a 10/10 ending.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that feel when FX ultimately never went through with the movie sequel they were discussing doing.
        All I remember being discussed was Ronnie either escaping prison or being freed on the issue of no one wanted to deal with the fallout of using Mackeys testimony and an unhinged tortured by Antwon Ronnie gunning for Vic and his family.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a kino idea but I don't think Ronnie's actor could handle a movie tbh

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He handled suddenly being given dialogue perfectly well and actually brought layers to Ronnie by the final season or two with what little writing he did get.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that sounds awful. Glad they didn't do that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cant remember if it was one of the writers or Chiklis himself that said it but Vic is like a shark, as long as he can keep moving and has his freedom he'll always have a plan or plot to move on to next.

      The ending pretty much sums him up perfectly, 1 quite moment for his humanity before he buries it again and goes back into shark mode.
      He'll plan and plot his best way to secure his position being stuck as a desk jockey while securing a route of escape and regrouping in shit goes sideways.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats exactly why the drawyer coming open and seeing the gun is the ultimate kino closer, you just know shit is about to go down

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BUT YOU KNOW WHAT MAN? WITH ALL THAT LACK OF MONEY, ALL THAT POWER, AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU’RE STILL JUST A JANNY! WITH ZERO COMPENSATION! AND WHERE’S THE RESPECT IN THAT HUH?!

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    PISS?

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a back full of feed and an ass full of seed

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of the most dishonest shows ever. the worst thing vic ever does is in the pilot episode, everything else he does is completely justified.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >killing a snitch isn't justified
      whether he was a cawp or not he was a fricking rat and got what he deserved

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why did they shoot him?

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like that Dutch is essentially Vic's antithesis. He's a complete loser socially and a stickler for rules, but he still manages to get major police work done, arguably even better than Vic because his solutions don't cause an endless cycle of fires that he needs to constantly put out in the future.

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Acevada is more dirty than Vic by the end of the series and he orchestrated Andre 3000's death because he was actually gaining traction in his campaign for mayor.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the shield finale left so many plot points unresolved. i get some of them were unresolved on purpose, but what the frick was up with the kid serial killer arc?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what the frick was up with the kid serial killer arc?
        They caught the guy. What remains unresolved about it?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What remains unresolved about it?
          how many times dutch creampied the kid's mom before he cut her up in his basement because he was the alpha serial killer who wanted to mog the amateur kid

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're just tired of feeling like you were raped too

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ending + season 5 ending made me want to kill myself. Frick you, Vic.

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Shield's finale is one of the most kino episodes of television ever.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      shane's murder suicide was one of the most brutal and shocking things i've seen on tv. no tv show would have the balls to pull something like that today.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Monday Night RAW did it.

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M SORRY, LEM!
    >Family meeting...
    K I N O
    I
    N
    O

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gay.

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am moron, someone summarize it for me, plz

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's the peakest of kino. Nothing will ever match it. Like sweet butter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've rewatched it like 4 times btw.

      Am moron, someone summarize it for me, plz

      dirty cop outsmarts literally everyone the entire show. That's pretty much it.

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like how they showed Gay conversion working. They never made him go gay again before the end

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      same, at the very least it was left ambiguous

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE SAID THAT WORD SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD Black person WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE NUMBER OF TIMES I SAID Black person IN THE SPAN OF THIS MICRO-INSTANT. Black person. Black person.

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Vic lead. I followed. One wasn't worse than the other. But together, we became a monster. Oh crap, I hear Vic kicking the bathroom door, better make this....ACK!"
    I can't believe Shane accidentally shot himself.

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was your favorite criminal? For me, it's Kleavon Gardner.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i only recently realized that this dude was the guy that worked for gus in breaking bad lol

  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this KILLS the zoomer
    >skip to 3:00

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    NEW THREAD

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    NEW THREAD

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL. That shit never works. Plus it reeks of desperation. But good luck anyway.

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