Why do Adam Sandler movies suck dick?

Why do Adam Sandler movie’s suck dick?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They dont

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But they do

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't. You do. Your English does. Your fierce desire for online approval does. But his movies don't.

      This. OP outed himself as a redditor

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Having ~~*Critically-Acclaimed*~~ movies on a list
        Nice try, reddit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        every movie on this list is entry level pleb shit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's right. Only famous movies are worth watching and actually prestigious. Your moronic obscure hipster movies are trash, otherwise they would've been successful.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            tarkovsky is famous and not pleb shit
            #owned

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        none of the Sandman's shitty rom coms are on that list though

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          actually I scrolled to fast, theres a few shit ones on there

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hobbit trilogy
        >No LoTR trilogy

        Nice bait.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't. You do. Your English does. Your fierce desire for online approval does. But his movies don't.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*Adam Sandler*~~

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is Mike Stoklasa. Everyone, laugh at him for making that disgrace called "space cop". Also, congratulations on ruining Star Wars with your garbage videos.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, congratulations on ruining Star Wars with your garbage videos.
      Do people believe this?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. He bullied George into selling out to Disney. This is a known fact.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do underage morons think there opinion counts?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sandler’s life irl is hot and most of the hot women in his movies frick uglier men irl

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a technical foul OP

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anime memes are extremely homosexual.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      black people unironically think all whites are gay but holy frick man a lot of asians into anime and shit are asexual at best but mostly just give off gay sub vibes

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he's married to 33 year old Kate Beckinsale in Click
    how

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hollywood film portrays israeli actor banging hot shiksa

      Many such cases.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not like beckinsale fricks hot dudes

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wedding Singer is good though. Probably because it doesn't feel like a typical Adam Sandler movie at all.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    People from Massachusetts are insanely unfunny

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me on the left

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sandlers wife was very hot when they got together

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the girl he ended up with irl

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    would Chris Farley have made Sandler movies better, had he lived? What movie would change the most, and how?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sandler has more charisma

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...than a bowling ball, that's besides the point.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    a) why watch Adam Sandler movies? b) why do you even care what happens to a fictional character in s fricking movie? c) Maybe stop watching Adam Sandler movies? Clearly affecting your health bro.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only seen two Adam Sandler films. They were okay at best.

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