Here's her son with a "mystery father" never revealed
5 months ago
Anonymous
Shit! When did that happen? I thought the father was Mel Gibson!
5 months ago
Anonymous
James, you devilish motherfricker. Bravo!
5 months ago
Anonymous
What the frick
5 months ago
Anonymous
!
5 months ago
Anonymous
based james wood, first his character in family guy and then this
5 months ago
Anonymous
did Jodie and James Woods ever costar in the same movie?
5 months ago
Anonymous
they starred in pure kino (but the book was much better)
5 months ago
Anonymous
Contact is mediocre. McConaughey father-zen character is ridiculous. In fact, it's a parade of bad writing and characters: the blind guy, the mean cia guy, the boss who wants to frick her over, the sassy president aid. The film peaked early with the famous mirror scene. It's even more of a saccharine-overdose than Forrest Gump.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Would had been more kino if it was Mel. She's been friends with Mel even during his downfall when hating israelites used to not be cool like today and when he was black listed. They should be married.
Then don't shoot the scene. Unless we're talking a quickie in the broom closet, those breasts are coming out, period. A scene where they keep the bra on instantly loses all authenticity. 0/10; expected better from Ms Foster.
Not American, but a girl had me wait 10 dates and 15 sex sessions before she was willing to show me her breasts (they were completely average and unremarkable)
Guess some women are just prudish about that
>Hey we're making a new True Detective season, we got Jody Foster on board >Ooh great will you make her have a much younger sidekick with a ton of sexual tension between them? >No it will be a zero charisma Black playing an esquimaux
forgive me for not being attracted to someone who looks like what you frick because you're not ready to commit to banging dudes yet. Let me guess, you think zendaya is hot too.
Insecure actresses. It does look ridiculous bc irl women take off their bras the second they arrive home. BTW late millennial/zoomer women are slowly stopping using bras altogether because they're ok with their breasts/nipples being more visible
Women went braless in the 70s too but at that time their excuse was feminism (bra-burning). At least women today don't make any bullshit excuses.... for this in particular.
It looks sexy
>why do men go to work with a suit on?
why didn't jodie reach through the screen and deepthroat my wiener for real
Because she's a dyke as is the blackie, hence the Bras
she's a lesbian?? doesnt she have kids??
Dykes gets artificially inseminated all the time. Revolting creatures.
>artificially
James Woods sucked and fricked her, twice.
Sure, some dykes cheat.
Elaborate
Here's her son with a "mystery father" never revealed
Shit! When did that happen? I thought the father was Mel Gibson!
James, you devilish motherfricker. Bravo!
What the frick
!
based james wood, first his character in family guy and then this
did Jodie and James Woods ever costar in the same movie?
they starred in pure kino (but the book was much better)
Contact is mediocre. McConaughey father-zen character is ridiculous. In fact, it's a parade of bad writing and characters: the blind guy, the mean cia guy, the boss who wants to frick her over, the sassy president aid. The film peaked early with the famous mirror scene. It's even more of a saccharine-overdose than Forrest Gump.
Would had been more kino if it was Mel. She's been friends with Mel even during his downfall when hating israelites used to not be cool like today and when he was black listed. They should be married.
Dykes aren’t real
to show breasts would be too vulgar
now enjoy these graphic depictions of ugly sex followed by moral-eroding gore and desensitisation
Heterosexual sex will be depicted as unnatural and strange. The dyke filth will be potrayed sensually.
>cold, dark, and female
But enough about my wife.
Why does she hate you, Anon?
I tell ya Johnny it's tough out there
>female
nice try
Because she's like 70 years old and those breasts would be ghoulish.
Then don't shoot the scene. Unless we're talking a quickie in the broom closet, those breasts are coming out, period. A scene where they keep the bra on instantly loses all authenticity. 0/10; expected better from Ms Foster.
Damn, 61 year old women look like THAT?
Sure, if they have millions of dollars and and army of beauticians on standby.
So you don't see their diagusting moobs.
why do they never show the ass eating and sucking your dick clean off shit part? people these days do that before first kiss
wat
poop comes from buttholes and people put penis and tongues in the butthole where poop comes from
He's so ridic
are you confused that the dude didnt have sex with a bra on
Senior citizen sex is so very HBO
Not American, but a girl had me wait 10 dates and 15 sex sessions before she was willing to show me her breasts (they were completely average and unremarkable)
Guess some women are just prudish about that
When the dykes dyke out expect boobs. And yes, I am right
she was waiting for you to rip her bra off champ
Kek that's Doctor Who shagging a elderly Jodie Foster. Pretty based
wait what? when did he get so old and fat?
Why does his ear look upside-down
I've started enjoying S4
[homosexual love for interpretive dance intensifies]
he's literally me
WHEN I WENT TO THE STORE, STORE, STORE
AEEEYYAEEEYYY AEYEYYYAEYEYYYY
add some flashing lights, some screen shaking, and rewind a few parts back and forth and you got a golden meme video
>Hey we're making a new True Detective season, we got Jody Foster on board
>Ooh great will you make her have a much younger sidekick with a ton of sexual tension between them?
>No it will be a zero charisma Black playing an esquimaux
kristen stewart and sexual tension are incompatible.
get this gay outta here
forgive me for not being attracted to someone who looks like what you frick because you're not ready to commit to banging dudes yet. Let me guess, you think zendaya is hot too.
She has two little estrogen poisoned penises where her nipples should be and she doesn't want them flapping around.
im watching this shwo iwth my frickign dad can’t ehy stop putting SEX SCENES IN EVERYTHING I SWEAR TO GOD HAVE SOME COMPASSION
Shows with sex scenes make you want to frick your dad?
what's the matter, anon? are you some sort of neo-puritan prude? are you afraid of inviting your dad into your goon cave for a sesh?
after the first several times of you and your dad jerking off in the same room it will become much less awkward. trust me.
nudity in movies is disgusting
Old Women Saggy Boobs Screech Pedo
I heard she can't get off without the sound of pinball machines.
That's what Jodie looks like when she's getting lesbo fisted in her holes.
do americans really not bidet? my gf is turkish and her butthole is clean as a whistle
Insecure actresses. It does look ridiculous bc irl women take off their bras the second they arrive home. BTW late millennial/zoomer women are slowly stopping using bras altogether because they're ok with their breasts/nipples being more visible
Women went braless in the 70s too but at that time their excuse was feminism (bra-burning). At least women today don't make any bullshit excuses.... for this in particular.
Yes. It's a matter of factly "why not?" statement.
So where's the webm? I'm not gonna pirate this shit just for one geriatric sex scene.
I can definitely see the 9th Doctor now. Poor fricker went from Rose Tyler to this.
I'd bang Jodie Foster
https://webmshare.com/play/0y8nj
It's over
This looks so fricking goofy. This is like a CW tier sex scene.
Did pizzaman write this? he turned out to be a fricking hack
Is she fricking a moronic person?
A bong so pretty much the same thing.
Some of the prostitutes I enjoy fricking act like self conscious bawds when I try to rip it off.
I can smell your c**t.