Why do boomers feel the urge to stand when watching an excitingly movie?
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Why do boomers feel the urge to stand when watching an excitingly movie?
Why do boomers feel the urge to stand when watching an excitingly movie?
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Reminds them of their youth when they had to stand outside the tv store that had the news playing in the window. Also boomers just turn the tv on and don't even pay attention to it. They call it "background noise." Fricking losers.
>Also boomers just turn the tv on and don't even pay attention to it. They call it "background noise."
They hadn't invented 9 hour video game reviews on youtube yet
Tim Rogers' Tokimeki Memorial review is better than most movies out today
Tim Rogers is a massive homosexual and anybody who wastes their time watching long overdrawn video essays with nerdy witty humor deserves to be fricking shot.
boo fricking hoo, homosexual, you think I care?
That's not a boomer he's a gen x gay at best
have a nice day
Seething boomer
The fact a wrinkly faced boomer might be in this thread makes me actually gag. Nobody wants a spooky skeleton on this board.
israelites have trained you well to hate your own people.
HATING BOOMERS IS A…LE BAD!
correct
boomers are old and that's the only reason i need to hate them. their wrinkly faces make me want to have a seizure, they don't cause me to have a seizure but they make me want to seize out so i can not see them
>That's right goyim, it wasn't israelite politicians and israelite ceos destroying the planet, it was your grandparents
You are an NPC
>Thinking that boomers were anything but literal golems
>thinking you're not even worse
no boomers are worse they have hanging skin and jowls and are getting older every day and it's getting really gross and weird you fricking boomer!!!
>destroying the planet
Nobody is destroying the planet, but libtards are destroying our economies, cultures and society
So you need fascism to force people to behave the way you want.
Nope. Libtard economies are basically fascistic in nature and they sure don't work
Keep using words you don't understand, I guess.
>it's not my fault I can't get laid, it's someone else's
what a wase of dubs
>pollute the planet to the point where some areas will become unable to support life
>supported radical feminism and multiculturalism
Whoever created this image was a very confused individual.
Why do you say that? Those ideas aren’t contradictory.
says the guys who listens to podcasts every day for twelve hours straight
busy doing other shit and the movie caught their eye
because if they sit, their nagging wife will think they're not busy and get them to do something
makes sense to me
This, standing implies "oh I'm on my way to or from something important". Good Dad's have mastered this body language at home so it lets them watch kino while the Mrs. is in the other room is none the wiser
no it's because boomers are old sacks of ancient feces
ding ding ding
they have to stand that close to the tv to hear and see it properly because they are old and ugly and stupid and old and fricking decrepit old pieces of garbage
Okay Quentin, calm down
Based and truthpilled, frick these crypt-bound homosexuals
lmfao
A prostitute took that picture
hey that's my mudda yor talkin about!
i always stand when i watch movies, when i sit too long it hurts my lower back
that's because you're old and wrinkly and liver spotted, fricking gross old piece of shit
>bad hearing from going to too many concerts though the years
>bad eyesight from old age
>hurts to sit for too long because of arthritis
And then clapping when the credits roll.
"I salute you, israeli millionaire!"
boomers are such old and stupid trash heaps, old and fricking wrinkly sacks of shit
boomers are becoming so decrepit they are basically paper machete stretched over brittle chalk
sex, have it
They lack collagen and moisture in they skin
Frickin ghastly
>in they skin
why is Black folkpeak so normalized in zoomers?
Any chance of zoomers developing an intrinsically organic culture died on September 11th 2001
How can a movie be exciting? It's not even real.
boomers are getting older by the second and it makes me want to throw up
Luckily you're staying the same age.
Look how stupid boomers are. It's almost unbelievable that these are the morons currently gatekeeping all the good legacy jobs.
their backs hurt more when they sit than stand
boomer foreheads have more wrinkles than my nutsack
>watching an excitingly movie
if i looked in the mirror and saw a wrinkly boomer face staring back i'd probably neck myself
Because boomers have helper brains in their knees and sitting too much interferes with the signal because of the nerve compression. If they want to absorb something they need that helper brain fully working
>walk through house
>tv's on in the living room
>just stand there and watch the movie
nobody has cable anymore so you have to put everything on deliberately
My dad is a boomer(58) and doesn't do this, standing on front of TV like that is some odd behavior though.
is he wrinkly and liver spotted? old people are fricking old.
No, he looks pretty healthy for 58.
im glad he doesn't look as disgusting as the typical boomer with their nasty spots
and wrinkles and yellow eyes
>wrinkles and yellow eyes
Based palpatine boomers
ewww now it's even worse for me when i see a boomer im going to remember his ugly 8 chin look, frick boomers and their saggy fricking jowls
He's basically an older gen x
No it isn’t autist, he was probably up moving around and an interesting scene happened
liver spots piss me off too. if i had a liver spot i'd seriously lose my mind, i don't think id survive the strong instinct to end it all
Take care of your health and youll be fine
I don't think I've ever seen anyone do this
I used to do it
old people are fossilized desiccated shit
My dad is in his early 60s and he just keeps rewatching Breaking Bad over and over
at least he doesn't watch price is right everyday like my dad
And you come here every day. See you tomorrow moron.
eww be sounds like a wrinkly boomer with jowls
But why, Better call Saul is the actual boomer show
lol, same. I call him every week and every time he tells me some bb trivia.
last christmas I gave him los pollos t-shirt, he loved it
He's playing pocket pool. Gay af
if anyone has jowls in this thread you're an old rusty shit boomer
Because if it's worth paying attention to you might as well get as close as you'd like to embrace it. Leaning on your seat for Any Given Sunday's speech type shit.
Lmao from just quickly looking at the thumbnail i thought it was the indian grandpa violation video
Reminds me when 5 years ago I went to Texas because of some job stuff and visited my friend there. We were talking but after a couple hours he put Gods and Generals on and he and his whole family were watching it standing from start to finish, or at least I assume they watched the whole thing while standing cuz after 20 minutes he got super mad at me for sitting and kicked me out.
I haven't talked to him ever since
I don't believe you, Gods and Generals is way too long for that, and no real Texan would fail to marathon it with Gettsyburg besides.
Texans are supposed to be hospitable.
Total boomer death, alone and in a retirement home
Covid-19 was very disappointing on this front.
Nixon should’ve done more
so they can punch the tv quicker if something comes on that they don't like
>that one anon who really likes saying "wrinkly" and "sack"
When I get excited about a scene I have to stand up and shake my body because I'm just experiencing so much awesome emotions that I can't help myself
The most recent films I had to do this for was with LA Confidential
The first moment for me was the shootout in the apartments, the second was when the corrupt cop repeats the name he was told by the guy he was killed and then the third was when they teamed up
Wtf is this thread
It's all just one guy posting over and over
He's a desperate homosexual zoomer looking for attention.