Why do boomers feel the urge to stand when watching an excitingly movie?

Why do boomers feel the urge to stand when watching an excitingly movie?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    blood memories, call to action

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds them of their youth when they had to stand outside the tv store that had the news playing in the window. Also boomers just turn the tv on and don't even pay attention to it. They call it "background noise." Fricking losers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also boomers just turn the tv on and don't even pay attention to it. They call it "background noise."
      They hadn't invented 9 hour video game reviews on youtube yet

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tim Rogers' Tokimeki Memorial review is better than most movies out today

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tim Rogers is a massive homosexual and anybody who wastes their time watching long overdrawn video essays with nerdy witty humor deserves to be fricking shot.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            boo fricking hoo, homosexual, you think I care?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not a boomer he's a gen x gay at best

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seething boomer

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact a wrinkly faced boomer might be in this thread makes me actually gag. Nobody wants a spooky skeleton on this board.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      israelites have trained you well to hate your own people.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        HATING BOOMERS IS A…LE BAD!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          correct

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          boomers are old and that's the only reason i need to hate them. their wrinkly faces make me want to have a seizure, they don't cause me to have a seizure but they make me want to seize out so i can not see them

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That's right goyim, it wasn't israelite politicians and israelite ceos destroying the planet, it was your grandparents
          You are an NPC

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Thinking that boomers were anything but literal golems

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >thinking you're not even worse

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no boomers are worse they have hanging skin and jowls and are getting older every day and it's getting really gross and weird you fricking boomer!!!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >destroying the planet
            Nobody is destroying the planet, but libtards are destroying our economies, cultures and society

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              So you need fascism to force people to behave the way you want.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. Libtard economies are basically fascistic in nature and they sure don't work

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep using words you don't understand, I guess.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's not my fault I can't get laid, it's someone else's
          what a wase of dubs

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pollute the planet to the point where some areas will become unable to support life
          >supported radical feminism and multiculturalism
          Whoever created this image was a very confused individual.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you say that? Those ideas aren’t contradictory.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      says the guys who listens to podcasts every day for twelve hours straight

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    busy doing other shit and the movie caught their eye

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because if they sit, their nagging wife will think they're not busy and get them to do something

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      busy doing other shit and the movie caught their eye

      makes sense to me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, standing implies "oh I'm on my way to or from something important". Good Dad's have mastered this body language at home so it lets them watch kino while the Mrs. is in the other room is none the wiser

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it's because boomers are old sacks of ancient feces

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ding ding ding

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they have to stand that close to the tv to hear and see it properly because they are old and ugly and stupid and old and fricking decrepit old pieces of garbage

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay Quentin, calm down

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and truthpilled, frick these crypt-bound homosexuals

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A prostitute took that picture

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey that's my mudda yor talkin about!

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i always stand when i watch movies, when i sit too long it hurts my lower back

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's because you're old and wrinkly and liver spotted, fricking gross old piece of shit

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bad hearing from going to too many concerts though the years
    >bad eyesight from old age
    >hurts to sit for too long because of arthritis

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And then clapping when the credits roll.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I salute you, israeli millionaire!"

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    boomers are such old and stupid trash heaps, old and fricking wrinkly sacks of shit

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    boomers are becoming so decrepit they are basically paper machete stretched over brittle chalk

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      boomers are such old and stupid trash heaps, old and fricking wrinkly sacks of shit

      they have to stand that close to the tv to hear and see it properly because they are old and ugly and stupid and old and fricking decrepit old pieces of garbage

      sex, have it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They lack collagen and moisture in they skin
      Frickin ghastly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in they skin
        why is Black folkpeak so normalized in zoomers?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Any chance of zoomers developing an intrinsically organic culture died on September 11th 2001

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can a movie be exciting? It's not even real.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    boomers are getting older by the second and it makes me want to throw up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luckily you're staying the same age.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look how stupid boomers are. It's almost unbelievable that these are the morons currently gatekeeping all the good legacy jobs.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    their backs hurt more when they sit than stand

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    boomer foreheads have more wrinkles than my nutsack

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching an excitingly movie

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i looked in the mirror and saw a wrinkly boomer face staring back i'd probably neck myself

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because boomers have helper brains in their knees and sitting too much interferes with the signal because of the nerve compression. If they want to absorb something they need that helper brain fully working

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walk through house
    >tv's on in the living room
    >just stand there and watch the movie

    nobody has cable anymore so you have to put everything on deliberately

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad is a boomer(58) and doesn't do this, standing on front of TV like that is some odd behavior though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is he wrinkly and liver spotted? old people are fricking old.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, he looks pretty healthy for 58.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          im glad he doesn't look as disgusting as the typical boomer with their nasty spots
          and wrinkles and yellow eyes

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wrinkles and yellow eyes
            Based palpatine boomers

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              ewww now it's even worse for me when i see a boomer im going to remember his ugly 8 chin look, frick boomers and their saggy fricking jowls

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's basically an older gen x

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it isn’t autist, he was probably up moving around and an interesting scene happened

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    liver spots piss me off too. if i had a liver spot i'd seriously lose my mind, i don't think id survive the strong instinct to end it all

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take care of your health and youll be fine

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've ever seen anyone do this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to do it

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    old people are fossilized desiccated shit

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad is in his early 60s and he just keeps rewatching Breaking Bad over and over

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least he doesn't watch price is right everyday like my dad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And you come here every day. See you tomorrow moron.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      eww be sounds like a wrinkly boomer with jowls

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But why, Better call Saul is the actual boomer show

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol, same. I call him every week and every time he tells me some bb trivia.
      last christmas I gave him los pollos t-shirt, he loved it

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's playing pocket pool. Gay af

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if anyone has jowls in this thread you're an old rusty shit boomer

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because if it's worth paying attention to you might as well get as close as you'd like to embrace it. Leaning on your seat for Any Given Sunday's speech type shit.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao from just quickly looking at the thumbnail i thought it was the indian grandpa violation video

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me when 5 years ago I went to Texas because of some job stuff and visited my friend there. We were talking but after a couple hours he put Gods and Generals on and he and his whole family were watching it standing from start to finish, or at least I assume they watched the whole thing while standing cuz after 20 minutes he got super mad at me for sitting and kicked me out.
    I haven't talked to him ever since

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe you, Gods and Generals is way too long for that, and no real Texan would fail to marathon it with Gettsyburg besides.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Texans are supposed to be hospitable.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Total boomer death, alone and in a retirement home

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Covid-19 was very disappointing on this front.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nixon should’ve done more

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so they can punch the tv quicker if something comes on that they don't like

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that one anon who really likes saying "wrinkly" and "sack"

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I get excited about a scene I have to stand up and shake my body because I'm just experiencing so much awesome emotions that I can't help myself
    The most recent films I had to do this for was with LA Confidential
    The first moment for me was the shootout in the apartments, the second was when the corrupt cop repeats the name he was told by the guy he was killed and then the third was when they teamed up

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is this thread
    It's all just one guy posting over and over

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a desperate homosexual zoomer looking for attention.

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