>Only virgin loser incel world of warcraft playing cheeto eating white males care about the importance of being a fat c**t on a planet where people are starving
i hate this pontificating image
the idea was purely that guys wanted to see breasts and this illusion of a rule worked and guys got to see new breasts. there was no deeper meaning behind it until reddit came along and had to "read into it" like they do everything.
that's completely wrong. Everything in that post is correct and if it's not then please try and refute it instead of just talking about fricking reddit.
Nah, fat people never cook the food themselves they’re too lazy they get all their goyslop delivered and the food they do make is frozen food they throw in the microwave that’s their idea of cooking
half the reason I trust Alton Brown is how scientific and through he is along with the dry humor
the other half is the fact he constantly yo-yos between being svelte and being borderline obese
brown is a cucknosed shithead who does bill nye the science guy skits and i hate him and his presentation and demeanor
even IF what his team wrote down what the internet said, for him to recite to a camera, i will ignore it and find something else
Never trust a skinny chef. Look at that dead junkie Anthony Bourdain, or that fricking fraud Ramsay.
The fat chef meme died with him. Only Chef John remains. Name one other living popular fat chef without naming JaCinemaphile and he's probably going to die this year too.
I loved Ja/ck/. Dude always brought some absolutely nobodies in front of the camera. Hey this is Donny Fazool, he's the cousin of some other random guy. Come taste the food Donny...I'm sure his passing left a huge gap in his community. He seemed so nice.
Ignoring that "I am perfect the way I am" bullshit which pisses me off because of how arrogant of an idea that is.
Who gives a shit what other people think? I know she's a celebrity and a woman so she's less capable of being an independent person who has her own mind. But ffs, you don't get skinny for other people's benefit, you do it for yourself. If that's not something you're willing to do, then OK, thats a decision you have made. But to put it off because you can't please everyone is genuinely moronic.
>didn't even deny it
You're a shut in who lives with his mom. Relax.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not the guy you're replying to but you're coming across like a bit of a hot head here guy
11 months ago
Anonymous
easy there my dude
11 months ago
Anonymous
Hey why don't you take a walk pal? Let's all cool it down here
Yeah yeah it's never the same guy you dumbass. We can see your ip moron lmao
>We can see your ip
Where? We're not on /misc/ right now, stupid.
11 months ago
Anonymous
You're the grown man who lives with his mom. Not me.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Nah bro that's me in like 3 months unless I work a miracle, I'm not the guy you're talking to.
11 months ago
Anonymous
She lives with me actually.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah yeah it's never the same guy you dumbass. We can see your ip moron lmao
11 months ago
Anonymous
If you could you'd see that was a different guy.
And why would I deny it? I don't give a shit what a moron/troll has to say. I can see through you. What you just said proves you're a troll and that's worse btw, at least a moron can't help being moronic but you do it on purpose.
Why do latinas age this way? It's insane how they look so great and thin and then this happens. My mom looked like a stick in her younger days and now she's like this.
Look at their diet my man. There's a reason Mexico is fatter than the USA.
I remember thinking Mexican kids would be skinny little alley dogs, not little versions of their fathers with the same waist size.
It's just embedded in their DNA. Very few can escape it, like Jennifer Lopez. Even my mom, who is half Mexican and half white, was a fitness instructor for most of her adult life up until 2020 and she succumbed to it in her fifties.
>dark eyes >tan skin >new world hispanic facial structure >Parents are named David López and Guadalupe Rodríguez
She's not white, friend. Trust me I'm a Northern European.
It's not hard to figure out. They like eating food, so they wanted to make better food, therefore they spent more time cooking which meant they ate more food.
I was working in a warehouse one time and this mexican zoomer told me >Yo anon, Korean girls got the fattest asses
I had to stop what I was doing and stare at him to make sure he wasn't fricking with me.
I don't think that sentence had ever been said by a human before.
Why do shows about sex havers never feature OP?
>Only virgin loser incel world of warcraft playing cheeto eating white males care about the importance of being a fat c**t on a planet where people are starving
i hate this pontificating image
the idea was purely that guys wanted to see breasts and this illusion of a rule worked and guys got to see new breasts. there was no deeper meaning behind it until reddit came along and had to "read into it" like they do everything.
that's completely wrong. Everything in that post is correct and if it's not then please try and refute it instead of just talking about fricking reddit.
Shut the frick up newhomosexual
most contrarian reddit post itt
Thinking is hard isn't it champ?
I didn't need you whole life story bro
being a homosexual pseud is peak Cinemaphile culture newfig
go back
retort to that shit or shut the frick up, poser
Nobody loves to cook and eat more than fat people
Nah, fat people never cook the food themselves they’re too lazy they get all their goyslop delivered and the food they do make is frozen food they throw in the microwave that’s their idea of cooking
Fat people order deliveroo or whatever the modern goyslop delivery troony is.
Cooking shows have been completely taken over by relatively fit men these days
Never trust a skinny chef. Look at that dead junkie Anthony Bourdain, or that fricking fraud Ramsay.
half the reason I trust Alton Brown is how scientific and through he is along with the dry humor
the other half is the fact he constantly yo-yos between being svelte and being borderline obese
brown is a cucknosed shithead who does bill nye the science guy skits and i hate him and his presentation and demeanor
even IF what his team wrote down what the internet said, for him to recite to a camera, i will ignore it and find something else
Alton is cooler than you'll ever be
>squid
>cool
Pick one
Never trust a skinny chef.
The fat chef meme died with him. Only Chef John remains. Name one other living popular fat chef without naming JaCinemaphile and he's probably going to die this year too.
Watching him cook is such a disgusting process but I'm sure the finished meals are delicious, with a nice salty flavor...
I've never seen anyone with better knife skills than him.
I loved Ja/ck/. Dude always brought some absolutely nobodies in front of the camera. Hey this is Donny Fazool, he's the cousin of some other random guy. Come taste the food Donny...I'm sure his passing left a huge gap in his community. He seemed so nice.
IRL chefs are usually skinny druggies. At least the ones I've met.
Chefs are all on coke
i unironically have no problem with her body being like this because i know she has great tiddies from that leaked video
They love the eating but hate the exercising
I love fat girls
who is that?
Selena Gomez
God, imagine the braps
>I am perfect the way I am
Sorry to sperg out but I fricking despise this attitude so fricking much from people.
You can always improve.
No. You're absolutely right. And the worst part, this is usually said by overweight landwhales. You'll never find a skinny b***h saying such things
Holy frick. El Muro está aquí.
She's on her way to look like Jeb Bush's wife, bros.
bogged AND fat? wow.
Ignoring that "I am perfect the way I am" bullshit which pisses me off because of how arrogant of an idea that is.
Who gives a shit what other people think? I know she's a celebrity and a woman so she's less capable of being an independent person who has her own mind. But ffs, you don't get skinny for other people's benefit, you do it for yourself. If that's not something you're willing to do, then OK, thats a decision you have made. But to put it off because you can't please everyone is genuinely moronic.
You don't do anything to improve yourself either Black person. Stop trying to act superior.
You're either a moron or a troll.
Neither is good. Take your pick.
>didn't even deny it
You're a shut in who lives with his mom. Relax.
I'm not the guy you're replying to but you're coming across like a bit of a hot head here guy
easy there my dude
Hey why don't you take a walk pal? Let's all cool it down here
>We can see your ip
Where? We're not on /misc/ right now, stupid.
You're the grown man who lives with his mom. Not me.
Nah bro that's me in like 3 months unless I work a miracle, I'm not the guy you're talking to.
She lives with me actually.
Yeah yeah it's never the same guy you dumbass. We can see your ip moron lmao
If you could you'd see that was a different guy.
And why would I deny it? I don't give a shit what a moron/troll has to say. I can see through you. What you just said proves you're a troll and that's worse btw, at least a moron can't help being moronic but you do it on purpose.
Most people are fat, therfore it's a simple matter of statistics.
Never trust a fat chef. The fact they're fat means they have no ability to discern what is good or bad and just can't stop eating.
What if it means they're an alcoholic and can't stop drinking beer?
A-asking for a friend.
It means that they have discerned what is good (fats salt and sugar used properly) and have made their life decision.
Nobody wants to watch a cooking show hosted by a stick figure.
This is true
I used to be a huj huj fan but I'm slowly turning to the Selena side, whats happening to me bros
She was cute when she was younger but damn, thicc Selena is activating my almonds in ways she never did before.
If you don't eat your own cooking how good a chef can you really be?
You know his sauce is S tier. He can hardly speak five words with gasping for air.
He really used all of his air for that little intro and couldn't get it back. How can you live like this?
>Eat all the meatballs and gravy you want
>Never breathe comfortably again
Even trade.
is this selena gomez?
she looks like your average abuela lmao
WAIT I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE JUST JOKING
THAT CAN'T BE SELENA
NO
NO
they know their product
>Man vs Food
>Food won
I can't take her seriously anymore after seeing her piss in a cup and drinking it
Not real
Why do latinas age this way? It's insane how they look so great and thin and then this happens. My mom looked like a stick in her younger days and now she's like this.
Look at their diet my man. There's a reason Mexico is fatter than the USA.
I remember thinking Mexican kids would be skinny little alley dogs, not little versions of their fathers with the same waist size.
It's just embedded in their DNA. Very few can escape it, like Jennifer Lopez. Even my mom, who is half Mexican and half white, was a fitness instructor for most of her adult life up until 2020 and she succumbed to it in her fifties.
Let's be honest, Jennifer Lopez is white as frick
>White as frick
Now this is an American moment
the b***h acts ghetto and latina but she's just a rich privileged white woman
>dark eyes
>tan skin
>new world hispanic facial structure
>Parents are named David López and Guadalupe Rodríguez
She's not white, friend. Trust me I'm a Northern European.
Do you work for a police department by any chance?
Not all of them, Sofia Vergara is still looking quite shapely.
I swear there are a coven of vampiric Latina milfs that suck the youth and beauty out of the other goblinas.
Salma Hayek is another obvious one.
Moner still looks pretty good.
She's 21 years old you dipshit.
It's not hard to figure out. They like eating food, so they wanted to make better food, therefore they spent more time cooking which meant they ate more food.
>Latina girl
>fattening up
>no ass to speak of
Just fricking depressing. I love fat girls but man that is a really disappointing ass. I've seen better asses on fat Asians.
I was working in a warehouse one time and this mexican zoomer told me
>Yo anon, Korean girls got the fattest asses
I had to stop what I was doing and stare at him to make sure he wasn't fricking with me.
I don't think that sentence had ever been said by a human before.
fricking kek
i can count on one hand the amount of asians i've seen with a decent ass
they like food? oh wait, is this a stealth chubby chaser thread? ugh.
who do you think watches the cooking shows
They eat 1,000 calories a day just in oils.