Because they're made soullessly in a board room with producers who use projections and algorithms to make their decisions, instead of something heartfelt and genuine.
>man makes free 10 minute videos on a specific niche subject >man decides to make movie >movie is a lame attempt at a mid 00s Hollywood comedy which all fricking sucked to begin with, except every now and then they drop a reference only fans of the original channel would get; or it's a watered down youtube video where the humor is toned down for a rated movie with a budget and then stretched out to fit the length of a movie
Because they take whatever first deal is thrown at them by shitty studios that rely on cheap movies to make a buck. They only care about using the youtuber’s fame to make a quick buck, and it really helps that youtubers are morons.
I think a popular twitch Black made a movie recently, I bet it bombed.
Filmmaking is a totally unique craft that is not what ecelebs think it is. When they go into it, they go oh, I had no idea. It has more in common with being a plumber or a tradesman, than a cinephile.
someone clearly hasn't seen the first Fred film
AVGN movie is kino of the highest order
no it wasn't bimmy
I really wish Rolfe would just narrate his own stories on camera.
His nostalgia script one was good.
Silly incel didn't know regular people don't work on Saturdays
so he made films, like a filmmaker?
i'm going to be honest guys, i've also created things.
jealous of James are we? you wish you had his film resume
MysteryGuitarMan wrote and directed a movie starring Mads Mikkelsen
It was alright
Because they're made soullessly in a board room with producers who use projections and algorithms to make their decisions, instead of something heartfelt and genuine.
qrd? I'm not a zoomer
Zoomers didn’t watch smosh this is millennial humour. But nice Reddit buzzword.
Smosh is late millennial/zoomer
>muh zoomer muh zoomer
Smosh weren’t Zoomers sorry to disappoint ya chud
>i must gatekeep smosh!
Unironically touch grass
What do zoomers watch then? Can you name any, generation "scribe"?
Mr Beast and Andrew Tate
Nick Fuentes
>What do zoomers watch then?
troony porn
can confirm
it's basically all I watch now
I was born in 1989 and have never heard of "smosh" so enlighten me, zoomer.
pretty sure they were big on vine/early youtuber days
around 2005-2015
Pic related was by some ecelebs and it’s probably the best one
why would anyone want to watch a full length version of his abysmal skits?
There's just something about it which is impossible to look away from
nothing but cringekino
Where's the Atop the fourth wall movie?
It'll be out when it's out
For the better. Last thing I want is Logan Paul, Mr Beast, Pokimane and the like becoming A-list movie stars.
ipad using toddlers arent paying to see those movies in theaters
They're all soulless cash grab attempts usually made when the eceleb is at the peak of their popularity and about to come plummeting back to earth.
Because they don't have experience with making full movies
There is no "LOL" in Hollywood. I hope they die.
ecelebs dont work
I think it's the complete lack of talent
The Spoony movie will show you all.
>man makes free 10 minute videos on a specific niche subject
>man decides to make movie
>movie is a lame attempt at a mid 00s Hollywood comedy which all fricking sucked to begin with, except every now and then they drop a reference only fans of the original channel would get; or it's a watered down youtube video where the humor is toned down for a rated movie with a budget and then stretched out to fit the length of a movie
Because they take whatever first deal is thrown at them by shitty studios that rely on cheap movies to make a buck. They only care about using the youtuber’s fame to make a quick buck, and it really helps that youtubers are morons.
I think a popular twitch Black made a movie recently, I bet it bombed.
Filmmaking is a totally unique craft that is not what ecelebs think it is. When they go into it, they go oh, I had no idea. It has more in common with being a plumber or a tradesman, than a cinephile.