Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?

Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That's right, boys. One for each hole.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the other six?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's shitty enough for them to actually like it nowadays, it's not your little boy's scifi fantasy from the 80s anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. The secuela are young adult novels like the hunger games

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sauce?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why do girls do anything
    Attention.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good morning, sir

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if i see that fricking cat oen more time...

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're considered a virgin manchild for NOT liking Star Wars these days, of course women jumped the bandwagon

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To get laid.
    Women also enjoy sex.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit, anon spilled the beans!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're not allowed to enjoy it as much, or at the least, can only enjoy it with one man. Otherwise they're bawds.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hairy arms.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      An indicator of overactive sex drive.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No fandom is beholden to a single gender anymore. Stop crying because you don't want kooties on your favorite toy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope she sees this bro.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why but geeky girls like this make my dick diamonds. I'm not even into Star Wars

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because their utter mediocrity makes them seem obtainable to you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've fricked and dated 8/10s and dumb blonde bimbos though, a person like in OPs pic shouldn't be appealing to me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No you haven’t, you’re a chink posting from a VPN lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's really not hard to lose your virginity to those type of women anon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I agree, but you and I both know that (You) are just a chink on a VPN.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All that it takes is confidence and work, I'll pray for you fren.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                please don't pray for me, God doesn't listen to the prayers of the chinese. just like he doesn't listen when apes pray.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I could actually get these kinds of girls but,Cinemaphile and being druk 24/7 had warped my mind

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I also have a thin young girl fetish.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Usually they're gay

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because disney has done everything since they bought it to convince them it's a franchise for them

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasnt there a bunch of guys that liked My Little Pony?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like fart prostitutes
    DO IT YOU FRICKING b***h

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Girls just love fat disgusting manchildren that are obsessed with Star Wars and will lie about their interests to ingratiate themselves with losers. They just can’t get enough smelly Star Wars fan wiener.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My mom loves the original trilogy and made me watch it when I was a kid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You better be treating your mom with respect. She sounds like a nice lady.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based mother liking geeky things before they were subverted by globohomo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based mother liking geeky things before they were subverted by globohomo.

      I was the same way. My dad didn't care much for sci-fi but my mom loved it.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Attention

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's cute, dummy! I already told you!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jenny "tenny" is a fake nerd girl who didn't even know what TIE means in TIE Fighter.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fact: Women don't have any genuine interests outside of being fricked by alpha Chads, makeup, clothing, getting attention for these things, and gossiping about other people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fact: you'll die alone if you keep thinking like this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fact: you are a homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Find a real woman.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cute Ashley.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They don't. They like normie stuff. Being a nerd and star wars fan is the new normie

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They want to seduce fat incels like you.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I certainly know where that prostitute could hide both those lightsabers. Up her flappy loose fricking c**t that dumb fricking b***h I hope she gets her skull caved in with a hammer hahaha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hi Chang

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was talking to this girl at a cafe and she said she loves star wars and I went on to talk about Legends lore and she said she only saw the new movies. I was dissapointed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do you keep posting fake stories ITT?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm being serious. I know why she said she loved star wars, she's one of those Disney girls

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's such a stupid and mundane story to begin with, why lie about it? What's there to gain, chang?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            1. I'm a Hispanic.
            2. Its real and real life is mundane

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You have yellow skin, you post on this site for a very small amount of money, writing a “believable” fake story doesn’t make it a real story, Chang.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >1. I'm a Hispanic.

              [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cant someone say they like something without absolutely going mental with every piece of material for that media that could possibly exist?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anal sex with her

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My sister loves TCW to the point of near obsession. She remembers every arc with near perfect detail and seems to only like the rest of Star Wars because of it, I don't know how or why she does it.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bet she doesn't even own a Porg, what a poser.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This was before RoS too lol I wonder if they feel stupid, or feel anything at all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        as i recall one of them was the lucasfilm concept artists for it. still doesnt get a pass imo

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?
    Why does anyone pretend he/she likes this trash

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this that israelite from cum town?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For the same reason they pretend to like sex.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you hold two swords in such a moronic way?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anal invitation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women are built for holding babies, not sabers. She's doing the best she can.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The best she could do is to shit out the children of, and keep the household of, a man. Any other endeavors she undertakes will only be subversive and ultimately harmful to the society she was born into. Repeal the 19th. Make women property again.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's so funny because my male coworker and I are huge star wars fans that talk about the lore and how shit the sequels are almost every time we're together
    >At work talking with coworker about episode 4 on the Kenobi show
    >Talking about why the frick Vader didn't just kill reva for being a dumb coon and all the other shit in the episode
    >Female coworker on whom I have a crush on hears us
    >"Oh yeah anon I love the new Kenobi show too!"
    >I then ask her if reva is a good character
    >"Who is reva again anon? Is it the little girl running with Kenobi?"
    >I just inhale and turn away from her and continue to talk with make coworker about the episode and the many plot holes it has
    >She left a minute later after not getting any attention and went back to work
    Yeah unless they are stinky fujo tier woman, then they only use it for clout.
    I did get the female coworker number at the end of that day so I must have done something right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >chink makes up a fake story
      >tacks on some goofy bullshit at the end about getting a girls number
      Holy hell fap before you post next time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It literally is as simple as not perceiving them as equals.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't shit where you eat, moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t worry he’s just fantasyposting

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why do women like the most popular pop culture franchise in American history
    >must be to fake it for male attention
    try not basing your entire identity around thinking that a blockbuster film series is somehow a niche hobby

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and it's not like female sci-fi fans are anything new

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Female Star Wars fans have existed every since there was Star Wars.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely overpaid but still unfrickable nerdy men in STEM are so desperate for female interaction they’re willing to drop their cash on girls who pretend to like the same things they do. Women have realized this and use it to their economic advantage.
    It’s just a less honest version of those Japanese maid cafes. Except even more pathetic because at least at those you’re in the same room as the girl pretending to be interested in you and not just looking at her through a computer screen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >more moronic chink headcanon
      Why are East Asian hours the worst on the site lmao

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lmao right, noticing broken English and moronic East Asian cultural hang-ups is textbook schizophrenia. Maybe if your zoo keeper hired some smarter apes, people wouldn’t immediately be able to spot chinkposters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      grammar mistakes are common on the internet. Either you're just a genuine schizophrenic or spending way too much time here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        grammar mistakes are a lot different than the broken chinglish you morons post. Your zookeeper should invest in some smarter monkeys or at least better translation software.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nitpicking someone's grammar is something that a redditor would do, maybe that's the site for you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You have lost face, if that was even possible, since you’re already a disgraced and dishonorable person, most likely a prisoner of the Chinese government. Your ancestors are ashamed of your behavior and your station in life. They have been kicked out of Chinese heaven because of the damage your life has caused to your family’s prestige. It is hopeless for you Chang.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              im from Austria but okay.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You’re from China, Austrian posts have their own moronic ESL flavor. I might have believed you if you said you were a stinky Indian but given how your posts are worded your clearly some sort of southeast Asian that is ashamed of his heritage

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i mean I'm not the one spouting schizo fantasies. For the sake of your mental health, go outside

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i mean I'm not the one spouting schizo fantasies. For the sake of your mental health, go outside

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                luckily i'm not a chink, i still recommend that you take my advice.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kek at this fricking dude

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do girls pretend to like Stranger Things?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I knew a girl who said she liked star wars. She had a lightsaber tattoo.

    She consistently referred to Han Solo as "Hans"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >another made up story
      He just won’t stop lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not that anon, dipshit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >y-you can't know a girl nOOOOO
            Touch grass

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They think it makes them quirky and different, even though Star Wars is quite literally the most mainstream movie franchise.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ihad a girlfriend who loved star wars/harry potter and had a whole fanfiction story behind her star wars charcter. she was actually pretty cool loved to play rpgs too. probably the only girl ive met the genuinely liked nerdy shit. she wasnt the hottest though maybe like a 5/10

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women are the new target audience these days because they're more likely to spend money on a product.

    Follow the money and find who benefits and you'll get the answers as to why things are the way they are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I followed the money and I just ended up outside your mother’s house, there was a line of men wrapped around the block waiting to get in there.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    baby yeed
    He is like the son i never had

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single megan itt
    i'm disapointed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody likes or remembers Megan, Anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/9PvXmmx.jpg

        Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?

        Who killed tvch ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jenny won

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do you care who likes a movie series made for children to sell toys?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was alive in the 70s or old enough in the 80s to go to some of these early cons. I only started going to cons around 1998. And even from then cons have changed so much. Even the local cons have gotten really huge and lost that small con atmosphere. Though there are still some small ones here and there. Though the entire sci-fi fantasy fandom landscape has changed too.
    It is NOT that women are involved in it. It's that major companies have latched onto smaller franchises and fandoms. Even a mid sized mainstream franchise like Star Wars has become bigger than ever and not always for the good.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i cant be the only 30 year old boomer who absolutely despises this infantile consumer dick suck of marvel and disney

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they actually like the franchise, anon. Maybe if your lucky you can even date one, but that would mean fixing your nasty attitude

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every girl today look exactly the same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They don't you silly

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ashley boettcher really hit the wall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lying is a sin, Anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She lost the soul and frick gahoole

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