Why do grown men and women like this character so much?
She's kind of a brat
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Why do grown men and women like this character so much? She's kind of a brat
Why do grown men and women like this character so much?
She's kind of a brat
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>She's kind of a brat
A brat in need of correction. Maybe with a paddle.
This.
I'd enjoy it too much too if it were Emma.
I always found it weird that there is not some-sort of retroactive progressive outrage about Emma being cast as Hermione.
In the books Hermione is repeatedly described as being extremely socially isolated, fixated on minor details and not able to pick up on obvious social ques; A classic autist. You would think the fact that these details were really played down in the films would have had the woke crowd crying about 'autist erasure' or something. If they do not make her black in the TV series, I bet they make her openly autistic.
>Paddle
What a waste. Go bare hand to bare skin or don't even bother.
Why not both, homosexual? Hand fist and even paddle for those purple bruises. Or bathbrush. There are so many options.
Don't watch violent pornigraphy.
>pornography
Spanking porn is hot, but the real thing is better. Especially with a girl that likes not being able to sit down for days.
>Especially with a girl that likes not being able to sit down for days
I could get being into some light spanking with a girl that is really into it. But if you are going to go down the violent route, then I could not imagine it being any fun with partner that is not able to at-least pretend to not like it.
Otherwise you may as well just be whacking a real doll.
I did say retroactive progressive outrage ESL-kun. As in, the same sort of post-hoc outrage they use to condemn old media such as Revenge of the Nerds for not being in line with their modern sensibilities.
"woke" didn't exist in the early 2000s.
No one will ever go to bat for autists for the same reasons no one ever goes to bat for the social anxiety sufferers.
Hermione rape fics where the know-it-all gets put in her place are the best...there used to be so many great ones but people delete it over time, alas. There used to be a good one at https://hp.adult-fanfiction.org where Granger forgets her wand while out jogging and gets raped in an elevator down to a parking garage.
post some bud
>where Granger forgets her wand while out jogging and gets raped in an elevator down to a parking garage.
Hot. I should look it up to plug into eleven labs.
I think it's been deleted, it was a black guy that did it, and at the end he used her hair scrunchie to bind her wrists and then carried her to his car trunk.
Well I've found the one
where Draco owns Hermione via the marriage act and sodomizes her even after the uppity b***h begged to suck his dick:
The Betrothal of Hermione Granger by jaber03
https://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544174738
>Hermione enduring more pain that she even knew existed claws at the desktop with her nails, digging in and breaking them off on the tabletop, but it doesn't do any good the pain is still there. She is soon babbling and sobbing from the pain and humiliation she was enduring,
I usually prefer these in the first person, from her perspective. But I think I can work with this.
sounds gay
I think it's this fic, by the same guy who wrote the Draco owns Hermoine via marriage act one...only, it's not as I remember, I distinctively remember the word scrunchie because I had to google it back then, but now the guy ties Hermione's wrists up with her own ponytail:
Morning Run by jaber03
https://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544170776
The fic can be a bit meh at parts but the best part is the ending, when the know-it-all gets put in her place for good:
//Hermione Granger the bossy, know-it-all, who was the brightest and smartest witch to pass through Hogwarts in centuries and who was at 22 considered one of the smartest and most skilled healers in the wizard world, was taken not by a wizard or death eater but by a muggle as his sex slave.
She was never heard from again.//
...someone needs to write one where Pansy Pakinson is the one who owns Hermione as a sex slave she share at parties. I think I remember one where Pansy fists Hermione and forces her to cum a while back. Pansy owning Hermione would be the best, because it would humiliate Hermione so much, Pansy will be more petty and sadistic, and won't feel cucked
having Hermione loaned out for public gangbangs, a game of how much dicking Hermione needs before she can say with no deception but truthfully, that she's nothing more than c**tmeat for everyone to cum in?
The other great one I remember reading but can't find again, a Marriage Act ones where Draco ends up owning Hermione and sodomizing her while she cries, and it ends with her knowing that's her life now.
>Granger forgets her wand
Lame. The best ones are where her wand is destroyed or defiled. Since being a super capable witch is such a core aspect of her personality, obviously taking away her ability to perform magic is the most fun way to handle things.
I always get the impression that being seen as capable and respectable is more important to Hermione than actually being capable and respectable, or she'll have smarter friends, but she's threatened by Fleur and probably even Krum.
>she got selected for Gryffindor because she feared being put in Ravenclaw and being around people as smart or smater than her
Because Emma was gorgeous but her character wasn't supposed to be, really gets my 'tism goin'
She became pretty when Madam Pomfrey fixed her buck teeth.
She is willing to argue about what she thinks is right, which appeals to the kind of contemporary argumentative idiots that feel virtuous for always arguing about raceswapping in media being bad or climate change being scary or homosexual marriage being wrong or welfare being good or whatever stupid bug they have up their ass at any particular moment.
>She is willing to argue about what she thinks is right
Except in the books, Hermione was shown as a well meaning idiot when it came to SPEW. Everyone just tolerated her uncomfortable casual racism and human supremacy agenda against house elves.
She's going to be black like she was always meant to be in the HBO reboot. Will you still like her so much then?
Her god tier feet
>webm of hermione cosplay dancing
>50 replies by angry chuds
It's like poetry
Why is it when I google "Hermione Granger Dress" it gives me video results of people jerking off to pictures of her???
Wtf
where did her arm hair go
Airbrushed for the promotional still.
>why do guys like the character that's hot
>why do women like the woman protagonist
They really, really should have changed to Harry + Hermione or even Harry + Luna for the films. I know it's not how the books were written but compare this chemistry with Harry + Ginny and it's not even in the same league.
Ginny is supposed to be this ultra cool take charge kind of girl, and the actress they picked really didnt grow into the role at all. That part where she says "shut it" is the perfect example.
>'not like the other girls' which means nothing except she takes her studies seriously
>an 'outcast' yet she has a close circle of friends
>'unattractive' in a way that is easily fixed - just comb her hair and wear a dress
>eventually grows up and then everyone notices how great she is
she's just typical YA novel 'literally me' bait for women
>an 'outcast' yet she has a close circle of friends
She has Harry, Ron, and the occasional guy that wants to frick her.
We're never going to get another pretty Hermione, are we?
They are already talking about making her black and/or trans. Just let it go anon. Maybe in a decade or twos time we will be able to digitally replace the nu-Hermione with a scan of Emma.
Hell, given that much time, maybe Emma will have a daughter or two who would want to get into acting
rape
Why did you post her when she was already an old hag though
What do you mean. Can you give a visual explanation?
So?
2 = 3 > 4 > 7-1 > 7-2 > 6 >>> 5 = 1
3>4>7.1>7.2>2>6>5>1
so...no matter the wealth, brits just dont give a frick about their teeth?
For me it's Year 7 - part 1 Emma.
Bros... What's wrong with me?
Your sexuality has not been warped by Cinemaphile yet.
Are you sure it's not the adult women fetish?
All of them are hot so the details don't matter much
I always prefer post Hogwarts Hermione, I like it when she's older but still stupidly stuck up.
Year 2 was irresistible
I liked the part where Buffy killed her.
What?
I always hated her. It's even more egregious when Book 5 introduces best girl.
Luna and Ron is better though
>She's kind of a brat
thats hot
I've read THAT fanfic. Did people really like this, and does it get better in the latter parts?
Feels like I'm reading a jap isekai self insert novel, didn't even get past the first day at Hogwarts.
Always loved the Miss Wammas covers
All the high-minded individuals know that the best HP girl is Lucia Malfoy.
I liked her hairy arms before she started waxing, it's almost gone now.
Men wanted to plow their hot childhood friend, women enjoyed self-inserting as a smug know-it-all that boys fought over
For me it's her feet.
Sorry but I only like short haired Emma
Short haired Emma was perfection