Why do I love this movie so much?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im guessing because you are an american homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause you're a closet homo.

      I see two women in bathing suits on the cover, but you guys can't keep your eyes off Burt Lancaster's bare chest, and you're calling other guys homosexual.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you should tell us why

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its like the hero's journey but in the suburbs and the hero turns out to be a loser.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he be a loser. He's girls thirsting all over him. Including three hotties from which one is half his age. He fricks it up because of his brain.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every girl he gets ends up leaving him. Cause his schizo delusions keep catching up to him.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes! He should've just kissed the young blonde instead of being jealous. And pulled the other one a bit away, instead of just pushing, pushing, pushing. But they'll wanted him. Great lessons in there. I understood a lot of mistakes I've made before while watching this movie. Didn't feel good, but very helpful and great watch!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you watch the movie ? its very different than the short story. The young woman runs away from him when he makes a move on her , and the older woman claims she didn't really want to have sex with him when they did it years earlier (women never change). Also the crux of the story is that he has lost his job and no longer belongs in the upper class social set of suburban mansions and pools. His family has abandoned him and his house is now empty and decaying. He has committed the greatest sin in america having no money.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't recall him getting firing was in the original short story, he was just a deluded and snobbish yank who abused alcohol to cope.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            in the movie they imply that he has lost his job and has no money. Several of the characters look at each other nervously when he mentions money. Also there is a scene where he goes to a public pool for poorer people and several people he knows confront him for not paying his bills.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the only one who actually wanted him was the divorcee roastoid who's equally deranged. The rest were playacting, like Shirley says. That's the social commentary side. The manners and shallow values of american society create people who don't listen or speak sincerely. They can't tell when someone's joking until Ned shoves it in their faces.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          butchered that last sentence but you get my meaning

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Money and status doesn't matter when it comes to fricking. The young one wanted an 'adventure' as she said, but he was getting all riled up talking about her girlfriend like a creep and beating around the bush, instead of just kissing her. There was another cute roastie at the party that made a move, but he had to shove it into her face that he's with the younger one, instead of saving her for later.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's no way she was fricking him even in the 60s, even though her friends said not to. Her stories about being molested were stories of having control, so a guy can't molest you. He didn't help himself by trying to take control, but the point of her monologue was to establish her own world apart from creepy older men.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The second one was the roastoid I referred to, she did indeed want him

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah the third one at the pool. How she looked at him and then pretended to not have seen him. He got her in that moment, but he had to go all simp and massage her foot and bullshit instead of being a man. And than he went too agressive out of the blue. Incongruent and shizo.

              There's no way she was fricking him even in the 60s, even though her friends said not to. Her stories about being molested were stories of having control, so a guy can't molest you. He didn't help himself by trying to take control, but the point of her monologue was to establish her own world apart from creepy older men.

              Nah. She first did that let have an adventure thing and then told him she had a crush on him when she was young. And when she talked the Internet computer story she was like 'most have been better when you were young. So passionate'ooking into his. That's when he should' ve kissed. But he fricked it up not reading the signal, trying to talk boyfriend talk and then doing a creepy move.

              Also all the girls in the beginning wanted him. Money and status is for Chuds. If you're Chad it doesn't matter. They won't marry you, but they'll frick you. He just acted fricking stupid in the end, so they threw him out. But he could've fricked on that party too

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You missed the point of the movie. Those women are using him to feel sexy or to make their husbands jealous, but they're in charge and there's no chance of a spontaneous sexual affair. No amount of charm from a 55 year old man was going to put him over the hump with that teenager, she was trying to prove he wasn't weird, not hook up with him. All the women are self-obsessed, they hardly see him and they aren't careful with their words around him.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah he was charming. He should've been charismatic. Big difference. Women actually enjoy sex. He's the adventure sex guy. He's providing the service of adventure sex and excitement, which is opposite to feeling safe and providing material goods. That's how it is, man. I've been homeless, living in my car and had girls living down the street, telling me I can use the shower in the building. One knocked on my door and crushed in my car at night, making out, but was to crushed to frick her. She left one of her high heels, so I text her again. And she was doing all that status shot alone Facebook and Instagram. Money is not real. Status is not real. And women like to frick.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So he's a loser with extra steps

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a kino concept. I haven't seen the movie, but I read the short story. The ending was weird.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive never seen the movie but ive listened to the Mindwebs version

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause its comfy 60's literally me kino. Simple plot premise, psychedelic undertones, Burt Lancaster, Why wouldn't be a classic.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause you're a closet homo.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This was considered an impressive physique in the 1960s

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It still is when you 55. And actually way more healthy than what social media tells you how you supposed to look. Too much muscle will shorten your life

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's literally you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so what do you do?
      >....
      >I swim

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Swim = frick
        >Great finally not one of those homosexuals trying to get me with his 'stability'
        But I'm not advocating for not making money. I make it to be independent, be able to travel and not have to keep up with the Joneses. But I'd never show off with it. She'll immediately know you're a beta cuck. It's like only fans just that you get to touch her once in a while.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't Burt Lancaster a communist?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's just like me frfr

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a perfect movie, and I love the metaphor of it starting as a "old Hollywood" movie and ending as a New Hollywood movie.

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