why do people dicksuck the 80s so much?
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why do people dicksuck the 80s so much?
why do people dicksuck the 80s so much?
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They do it on purpose to upset you.
They don't, it gets the appropriate amount of dicksuck.
They didn’t live through it.
I did, and I would again, on an infinite loop, even. But I would start the loop in the 70s.
The gen Xers who lived through it remember it being the greatest time ever, in reality it was mediocre and they were just coked out of their minds.
The you-know-whos running the media realize this and capitalize on it by making everything have neon and shitty electronic music that makes them think about the 80's despite it not existing until the 2010's.
Movies and music and video games were empirically better in the 1980s.
Gen x here. I was too young to be doing coke in the 80s.
Stop watching porn.
Objectively incorrect. Video games in the 80s were mostly shit and no one cares about them. They are simply too old. When people think of nostalgic video games they're thinking of 1990s and early 00s.
you literal moron. they were not old when they made them. when I played last ninja for the first time, it was the most radical shit ever. and it was like that with all the great games when they came out. imagine playing frogger, goldenaxe, last ninja, duke nukem, tie fighter, diablo, cnc, starcraft , half life when they released. all of them were I did that. and it was better than the games before them. most of them were revolutionary, like dune 2 or doom.
I'm really sad that you could not experienced it.
You know that most of the games you named are from 1990s? I literally said that when people think of nostalgic games they think of 1990s games. This is definitely true for PC games, less so for console games as many late 80s games are still remembered (but it's hard to judge if it's because of how good they were or because they were first installments of franchises that continue to this day).
>video games were empirically better in the 1980s.
OK, you need to learn how to contrarianism without sounding like stupid fricking Black person.
Here's the thing kids today can't comprehend: Gen X doesn't do contrarianism. Sarcasm and cynicism, but not contrarianism.
contrarianism isn't real
lolwut. the whole metal and alternative rock shebang was pure contrarianism. as soon as metallica got popular they started to get hated on. if anything things have become less contrarian than in the subculture-riddled past
>the whole metal and alternative rock shebang was pure contrarianism.
Contrary to what? MJ and Prince?
>as soon as metallica got popular they started to get hated on.
How would they be hated if they were popular? The Black album sold over 8 million copies because people liked it. They did a massive tour with Guns and Roses because people unironically liked them.
i look back way more fondly at the 90s. the mood of the immediate post-cold war era was one of harmony and elation
Because it was infintely better than the 20s
>Nearly all population culture in Film and TV originated in the 80s
Gee, I wonder homosexual?
normies barely watch any pre-1980 films
Because it was the last decade when White people dominated American culture and media. Everything worthwhile to come out of the 80s was invented by White people. It was in the 90s that our current cultural trend on worshipping Black folk began with Black person gangster rap.
A better question is why do Black person lovers like OP pretend that their cultural trends are organic in any way? You literally need israeli media behemoths to push the idea that degenerate black gangbanger culture is still cool 34 years later. Meanwhile, people just naturally cling to some aspect of the 80s when introduced to it without being force fed leftist undertones.
Things have gotten worse, but they absolutely were forcing diversity, minorities, and degenerate stuff in the 80s.
You are being manipulated to be divided. Remember the 99%
>um actually, young people worshipping feral blacks and their superficial criminal culture is totally normal, you've been manipulated to think otherwise chud
80s (and even the 90s) culture had a lot more soul.
There have been pretty much no improvements in years. At least not cultural improvements.
It’s all been downhill since 1914.
>pubes
disgusting
Imagine having such godawful taste.
Pubes are pure soul.
Cultural downfall coincides with the decline in mainstream pubes.
The biggest and richest population of white people ever at their creative peak.
It will go down in history as the high point of the American empire. Everything downhill from there. The empire looks back and feels nostalgia, even as the new barbarians are invading and China rises.
Because shit was good, and we thought it was going to stay at the level or get even better in the future. No one could have guessed how badly things would implode.
Visiting Hours isn't too bad btw. Michael Ironside plays a crazy cross-dresser with shades of Buffalo Bill.
One of the movies where they still made it look like getting stabbed actually hurts, rather than a shake-it-off fleshwound unless the victim is pretty much ripped in half.
Watched it recently bc it was a God Tier movie poster that was a perennial wall decoration in video rental places back in the day. But for whatever reason you'd just never pick it off the shelf. Like Futurekill (which I still haven't seen)
It was the peak of western civilization which has gone downhill ever since...
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>It was the peak of western civilization
lol no that was the early 60s. at least get your timeline straight and realize that the problems start with the 68ers
It was my childhood and the childhood of many other Millennials. That means we just take away the cool stuff because we weren't old enough to deal with the other bullshit.
Pic not related? I checked out Rotten Tomatoes Year in Review and it's mostly 1990s and 00s.
Fricking 80s, man, best shit ever. Bet your ass, man.
Guns N' Roses fricking rules. Crüe. Def Lep.
Then that Cobain pussy had to come around and ruin it all. Like there's something wrong with wanting to have a good time.
I'll tell you something. I hated the fricking 90s.
90s fricking sucked.
Not completely true, but I guess the early and mid 90s were really bad for a Wrestler.
>hairy
ew
We are not the same
Ew?
More like, getting an erection.
>f-word
how did they get away with this
It was the 80s, duh.
>Guns N' Roses fricking rules. Crüe. Def Lep.
>Then that Cobain pussy had to come around and ruin it all
...and nothing of value was lost
>grunge >>> hard rock
They don't. It's a meme, a myth. The so-called 80s nostalgia is actually 90s nostalgia. Also, early 80s are very different from late 80s.
No one remembers E.T. The movie exists as a cultural icon in Gen X subconscious, not as something widely watched and discussed. Zoomers don't care about it. Even Millennials barely care about it.
Blade Runner - Villeneuve slop is more popular and higher rated by zoomers than the original. Sadly, even many people on this board prefer it.
The Terminator. Terminator 2, which is nothing more but Spielbergian childish trash is more popular and more highly regarded than the gritty original.
Disney - outside of The Little Mermaid (1989), the 80s Disney movies are forgotten and the period is literally called the Dark Ages.
>nothing more but Spielbergian childish trash is more popular and more highly regarded than the gritty original.
This but Aliens
Also, IMDb top 10, or even top 50. IMDb is basically movie pleb central. Look at all the top movies. Barely anything from the 80s. It's mostly stuff from 1990s, 00s and 1970s (because they were told that these movies are masterpieces).
E.T was huge it was big enough they made a ride at universal studios
Was, yeah. Today both Blade Runner and The Thing are more highly regarded and better remembered than E.T. All are from the same year.
E.T. is only remembered because of that flying bike sequence. I think some studio used is as a logo which is why it's so ingrained in our collective psyche.
Amblin.
>Disney - outside of The Little Mermaid (1989), the 80s Disney movies are forgotten and the period is literally called the Dark Ages.
The Little Mermaid also barely counts because it was released in November 1989. Most of its cultural impact was 1990 and after
>Disney - outside of The Little Mermaid (1989), the 80s Disney movies are forgotten and the period is literally called the Dark Ages.
Meds. 80s Yidsney flicks are some of their most experimental and memorable yet were hobbled by suits meddling. The 90s were the actual grim, dark age of cynical proto-Marvel quip slop.
>Meds
It's objective fact. No one cares about 80s Disney. There's a reason why 90s Disney is called renaissance.
Yeah, I like how they were more experimental with stuff like The Black Cauldron or The Great Mouse Detective, but when people think of great Disney movies they think of The Lion King or Aladdin.
do you like the current timeline?
then you're the homosexual you gay homosexual c**t
Zoomers hate the 80s. Scroll through YT shorts and they'll say stupid shit about how the newer adaptations are better than older movies. They're so content with goyslop nothing can satisfy their brains except bright cgi visuals.
Because it was an awesome time in every way you degenerate ghoul
Last "least bad" time in the united states in terms of general poverty and arguably the last great period of american global supremecy in tech and media
People reminisce about their youth. It's why in the 70s they were making stuff about the 50s - Happy Days, MASH, Grease, American Graffiti.
By the 80s, people were remembering the 60s. In the 90s, they were remembering the 70s. And so on.
Things, we hit 2000 and things became one big blur due to the internet age. Everything was remembered all the time.
So we're now stuck in the last vestiges of remembering the past - 80s and 90s.
each decade had a distinct feel and look. 9/11 happened and somehow everything blurred together and there's no real difference between decades after that.
Reminder that American Graffiti was set in 1962
The 2010s had to be the most soulless decade in all of modern history. And unless WWIII happens, the same will be said of the 2020s. The Internet was a mistake, it made everything go to shit.
no CGI.
no smartphones.
no social media.