Why do people hate him? He's the coolest dinosaur to ever be put on film.
So cool in fact, he's what made Spinosaurus as popular as it is when nobody gave a frick about it before.
Why do people hate him? He's the coolest dinosaur to ever be put on film.
Jurassic Park 3 is a good film.
Recently rewatched and enjoyed it a lot more than the first time. I appreciated for what it was: a quick 90 min dino thriller.
It’s ok to like the spino but the movie is trash.
It’s better than all of the Jurassic World films at least.
>He's the coolest dinosaur to ever be put on film.
He's not.
It's not.
Jurassic Park 3 is amazing if you go into it with the mindset of cringe-kino, like the 80s “Flash Gordon”, Godzilla Final Wars, or Revenge of the Sith. Yeah, the dialogue might be shit, and the pacing and story shakier than Michael J Fox during heroin withdrawals, but they’re fun as hell and somehow still better than 99% of the putrid fecal vomit that NuHollywood plops out
he cute
he no muldoon but he cute
I agree. Even as a kid I didn’t give a frick about T-Rex any more than any of the other dinosaurs.
Spino was cool as and JP3 is a solid 7/10
It killed the kino Rex therefore I hate it
I think it’s unanimous that the spino is cool and you’re either on the “XD t-rex btfo!” side which is usually feathergays and other trannies and the “killing the franchise mascot was stupid” side.
>rex is the mascot
This is half true. The mascots (plural) have always been the T. rex and the Velociraptors. Part of the reason why JPIII can get away with introducing another theropod to kill a T. rex and fill its role for the movie is because JPIII is a Raptor movie more than it is a Spino movie, and the last movie had 2 T. rexes as the antagonists, almost as a gimmick. (There's TWO of them now?!?!? The first one only had... ONE!).
Not having a Rex fill that role in the third meant not overexposing them, because it would have been so much worse as a film if it was just a T. rex yet again. By that point in the Dino-Mania Jurassic Park caused, a decently sized part of JP's demographic had been getting more and more into paleontology and discovering that, hey, there are more big dinosaurs like T. rex that aren't T. rex.
Introducing a unique-looking rival species to the T. rex was always a smart idea, but I understand why people don't like the Spino killing one.
>half true
I'm guessing you just missed the part in the first film where raptors were the first dinosaur we ever encounter and all the foreshadowing and exposition given specifically to hype them up.
The raptors were built up as the villains and the Trex was the antihero mascot monster. I just made that up
I’m guessing you just missed a t-rex is the literal logo for the franchise.
Raptors have always shared the same status as T. rex when it comes to Jurassic Park, don't be dishonest.
You might as well say the T. rex skeleton in the visitor center is the mascot if you're going to be obtusely literal.
But in JP3 the logo is Spinosaurus
yeah no shit assbeard, now we circle back to the general consensus of everyone not liking the mascot being killed and replaced
it would be like if you made a movie about the majesty and might of the African Savannah and hyped up the lion as being the awesome king of the beasts but in the third movie direwolves show up out of nowhere and eradicate all the lions, it doesn’t fit thematically
if this was Dino Crisis or something like that it would be a different story
A dead T. rex is the logo of the franchise. This validates Spinosaurus winning even more.
That thing was nothing like a real spino though. It might as well have been a made up dinosaur like that thing from Jurassic world.
It's not a real Spino now, but it was back then so that's not really a point you can make against it.
But then again, none of them are real dinosaurs either. Yet, you make it seem like accuracy is supposed to be a core value in Jurassic Park. Why do the Raptors and Dilophosaurus get a pass yet Spino shouldn't?
Literally the same people who made Walking With Dinosaurs designed the animals in JP. The rex from JP is about as real as it gets as far as scientific reconstructions go. And yeah other than
>gallimimus (feathers)
>raptors (feathers)
>spino (4 legs)
All the other dinosaurs are exactly spot on. And the dilo looks fine you could just say it was a baby one, although the venom spitting is an artistic liberty but the function of weird glands or whatever in the IRL Dilo skull which Crichton based the spitting off of is still unknown, maybe it was venom sacs
>dilo is fine
You forgetting the frills? And it's been canon for a while now that that's how big the JP Dilo is.
>but the spino pushed that far further than they previously had.
It didn't do anything worse than what Jurassic Park did to the Velociraptor.
They were close enough to the utahraptor. That spino was just a movie monster, nothing like the fish eating cuck it was in real life.
>That spino was just a movie monster, nothing like the fish eating cuck it was in real life.
And?
And what? There are previous posts pointing out why that was a departure from what had come before.
And what does that matter? Raptors were movie monsters in the first film too.
And again, that was what Spinosaurus looked like in 2001. So... What?
So no mote bumps for you your shit thread or your circular posting, reddit Black person.
Thanks for the free bumps, I guess.
Come back when you have a point to make.
Even when it came out people were aware that the spino in that movie wasn't even close to the real thing. We all understand that there's some artistic license taken with the dinosaurs but the spino pushed that far further than they previously had.
This was my spino when I was 6 years old years before JP3 came out.
I think the way it was reconstructed was based on proportions from animals like t-rex but they just stuck huge arms and a spine on it.
Then they discovered its head around the time JP3 was being made.
Then like 10 years ago they discovered its legs.
The thing was it had such huge arms that if you scale that up like other theropods with huge back legs the thing would have been massive like Godzilla, until they realized it was walking around on those huge arms on all fours
You’re gay. If Jurassic Park three had three rexes I would have loved it, and this pattern does not stop continuing. Stop being so gay.
By the way, that’s not to say I didn’t want a spinosaurus. Throw in a pack of allosaurs too. The more therapods the more good. There should be no herbivores unless they’re being torn apart.
>There should be no herbivores unless they’re being torn apart.
Gayest take I've ever seen.
I want territorial trikes and ankies charging at InGen vehicles.
I want sauropods to stomp on people when threatened.
I want stegosaurs fending off a ceratosaurus pack.
I want pachys headbutt more things.
I want hadrosaurs to stampede some more.
Modern day herbivores are deadly as frick and dino herbivores should be no different.
If they depicted herbivores like that, then yes, I’d be all for it. But they don’t. They make them gay.
The Spino killing the rex would have been absolutely fine if 30 minutes later another rex finds the body and is sad and then at the end it comes in to frick up the Spino during the river scene.
Or if the spino killed a young t Rex then the audience could really get behind the parents fricking that abomination up
raptors are the mascot
t rex was the trailer park dino
>feathergays and other trannies
kys
>he believes that dinosaurs, giant reptiles, had feathers, like little birds
Show me a single reptile TODAY that has feathers nerd
Cinemaphile is a T-Rex board.
Yeah. One that can't spell T. rex correctly.
>being pedantic about colloquialisms
I seriously hope you homosexuals don't do this.
>the coolest dinosaur to ever be put on film
That’s not even the coolest Toho dinosaur.
Does anyone have the “When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth” edit but with Gorosaurus? I lost it
The mother and father Rex's from 2 are the coolest rexs
As a kid I was waiting for them to show up and save the heroes from the spino in the end. Didn’t happen and I’m still mad. We could have all had our cake and eaten it too.
No offense but this is what I hate about the Jurassic World films, they treat the dinos like they’re heroes and villains even though they’re just animals. When a hyena tries to eat a baby zebra I don’t want the “hero” Jaguar to save the day because that would be weird and gay. Let nature just be nature for Christ’s sake.
I didn't like them ripping the bald guy in half
Dude was a gigabro for risking his life to save them. Malcolm should name one of his 800 kids after him. Preferably a white one.
Fricking kek
This is what Spino really looked like btw
why am i reminded of that toad pooping webm after looking at this
That israelite c**t Dino seal is a fricking disgrace
even the color scheme is designed to make it look less cool
>Dude was a gigabro for risking his life to save them. Malcolm should name one of his 800 kids after him. Preferably a white one.
my favourite post today
That's what I liked about them. They were always just predator animals, not heroes or villains
Based I feel exactly the same
He got inarguably the most gruesome death in the series.
What about the chick who was swallowed by the fish monster? That was pretty fricked.
It was only fricked because she got thrown around by some cuck pteranodons (still mad they got most of the rampage screentime).
Once those jaws shut, she would have been crushed immediately by the teeth in the back of the mosasaurus' mouth.
Fricking have a nice day. You worthless little homosexual.
calm down
I want your and your entire fricking family dead. Frick you.
Gruesome on screen death probably. Being picked at by a couple dozen compys until you finally die sounds way worse
Bro he was dead in seconds. What about the guy killed by the raptor in the opening scene of the first one? Guy was getting mauled for the last half of that entire sequence from the legs up.
wtf? Getting chomped by a t-rex is the best way to go in any of these movies easily, Eddy definitely wasn’t alive for being torn in half they chomped him once (dead) then tossed him into the air and chomped again (no way he’s still alive his insides are mostly pus now) then the second rex chomped him and he got tore in half, besides the initial fear of the things ripping the roof of the car off it was a quick death, over in a heartbeat
what about fricking Muldoon? We have to hear him screaming in pain and fear as the camera slowly pans to the other raptor watching and jerking off to the carnage
2 is pure shit thoughever
Here we go.
The T-rex would have annihilated that pencil necked spino homosexual. Once the rex chomped on spino's neck like he did in the fight it would have been over, spino would have been decapitated. T-rex' bite force is estimated to be 6,000+ lbs, no way spino is shrugging that off.
Here we go.
They're giant frogs with teeth cooked up in a genetic stew with some dinosaur seasoning and can be made as strong or as weak as the mad scientists making them please. Trying to sound smart by citing paleontological ESTIMATES when the context for these animals' existence has been made clear from the start makes you look like a pants-shitting moron that doesn't know what they're talking about.
This. In the lore of JP it's explicitly stated they filled in gaps with frog DNA. Literally a huge plot point in the first movie when they discovered hatched dino eggs in the wild despite all the dinosaurs being female.
In regards to JP3: it's the second best of the films behind the first one. 2 was dogshit and the only cool part was the big game hunter. Jurassic World trilogy is 10 hours of firecrotch and the dude from parks and rec making frick me eyes at each other while evil corp does evil shit
>they’re frogs
All live shares most of the same DNA. The dinosaurs are real dinosaurs not giant frogs, they just inherited that one frog trait (which was basically divine intervention).
>predator animal
>has eyes on side of head
This doesn't make sense
the rex skull is an optical illusion
the eyes are on the side of the head when looking at its profile but they’re oriented forward and the bridge of the nose is slightly narrowed so they’re always looking right at you even with that huge long head, pretty much the same as a wolf really
god damn you're a fricking moron
>prop is brown
>cg model is light green
That’s the problem. It was the Jurassic park equivalent of Poochie. It insists upon itself, and is consequently repellant.
He's a fricking abomination
>Reddit post a few days ago about JP3 being underrated.
>5+ new posts a day on Cinemaphile about it
you better own some royalties for this film or you are a moron
damn you sure are up to speed with everything reddit ngl kinda makes me go hmmmm
Lost World gets a lot of hate but this part was fricking pure kino
I need to press these buttons.
Ellie and Muldoon’s best bet was to start unloading shells into the trees regardless if you hit anything while sprinting toward the bunker. Trying to stalk these things on their own turf through dense brush was almost character-assassinatingly stupid.
They weren't stalking them though. They were just trying to get to the bunker.
…….what? Muldoon told Ellie to run and started stalking them. The frick are you talking about?
Mudoon spotted one and thought he had the shot. That's why he told her to run so that if it made a move he could shoot it. The purpose of them being out their was to get to the bunker.
the guy that turns around adn scream for a couple seconds only to get jumped on
I have geese and I set an animal trap to catch varmints and used geese food as bait and the geese ended up setting off the trap without getting caught and tipped the trap over and over rolling it across the yard so the food inside would spill everywhere and immediately thought of this scene, same exact thing except the geese in the movie were after people not bird seed.
Had a cat that learned this shit to get in the bathroom and turn on the sink. We had to replace the doorknob.
Spino is awesome but JP3 is a really shitty movie.
Frick the t-rex what really peeves me is how much the raptors were hype and they didn’t do shit.
>get locked behind a gate
>get easily outran and evaded by old boomers
>suddenly can’t jump or climb up a tree when the plot calls for it because realistically there’s no way these boomers are escaping these creatures IRL
I like mr long nails. He was the best part of that last movie.
That final battle was so gay and shitty in an already shitty and gay movie. Therizine was cool-looking in it but utterly wasted.
Good design, but his whole scary moment was pretty hamfisted and predictable.
For sure, no one but very small children thought they would ever hurt BDH. It just felt like I was seeing hints of the old JP movies during that swamp scene.
That scene with BDH in the tree and that thing was unironically kino
The dinosaurs in the new movie don't look real at all and the actors all have that fluoride stare
something very rapey and serial killery about this one, i was impressed they showed me a new dino that was worth seeing
JP3 is garbage but the dinosaur designs are all peak. Raptors, pteranodos, spino. The level of downgrade from JP3 pteranodos to JW pteranodons is staggering. And I like the first Jurassic world but what the frick? Why didn’t they just use the already in-existence JP3 design and instead design their own way shittier one?
It's because paleonerd redditards would continually be complaining about how pteranodon doesn't ACKCHYUALLY have teeth or hunt humans or how its looks aren't up to date with modern science.
??? Here’s the skull, looks like the JP3 one and the JW one looks completely different
And here's a velociraptor skull, the size of your hand.
You do realize that it's okay to take artistic liberties to make something look ideal and even cool, right?
stop being disingenuous raptors came in a variety of sizes
and your point about the pteranodon makes no sense because JP3 both looks better and is truer to the irl animal than JW
I think we've confused each other because I agree about the JPIII pteras.
Yeah they put so much effort into the Dino designs and they are honestly the best looking dinosaurs ever put to screen. Makes it so weird because the film barely has a plot and the characters are paper thin.
Reminder that Spinosaurus had 1 (ONE) movie appearance and nothing else, even outside of Jurassic Park
What is it with all these threads recently saying franchise destroying movies like Jurassic Park 3, Terminator 3 and Alien vs Predator are now good?
JP2 destroyed the franchise, JP3 was surprisingly good, not nearly as good as JP1 obviously but it wasn't as bad as 2
terminator 3 isn't bad just nowhere near as good as 2 or 1
AvP came long after both alien and predator franchises were fricking dead. pred 2 (while a personal favorite) was a flop and alien 3 and 4 were both critical and financial flops. AvP is definitely a bad film though.
He's right, though. The Lost World destroyed JP as franchise before it even had a chance.
JP3 and T3 were so bad they literally killed their respective franchises for more than a decade.
AvP is schlockier than Alien/Aliens and Predator but it was never bad it was always kino.
And JP3 has always had contrarian fans that thrive only off of other’s hate of the movie and don’t actually like it.
Never heard anyone say anything positive about the splatter of diarrhea that was T3. Way more offensive than JP3.
Jurassic Park didn't "die" until 2003 after Operation Genesis. JPIII didn't kill anything, it's the morons in charge at Universal that killed it.
>Operation Genesis
based operation genesis enjoyer
>but it was never bad it was always kino.
have a nice day moron
wtf was bad about it, literally? aliens looked their best as far as props/effects went in AvP imo at the very least
>JP 3
The Jurassic World subfranchise is trying to destroy JP but JP3 was better than Lost World.
>T 3
T 3 was disappointing but more recent installments have been much worse.
>AvP
Not canon to either franchise.
T3 was a big step down from t2 but it's till miles above anything that came after it. It's a pretty solid action movie when not compared to the first 2 movies.
No.
T1 => T2 >>>>>> Salvation >>>>>> literal pig shit >>>>> the rest
Salvation was homosexual shit. Made even worse by what a missed opportunity it was. A real future war movie, mostly set at night with purple lasers and Christian Bale, John Connor as the lead and focus. That would have been worth watching.
I agree Salvation was shit but it BTFOs any of the other terminators that’s not 1&2
Frick's sake man, you're amateur. McG, you got fricking something to say to this prick?
There was too much moronic shit in it to be very enjoyable for me, to each their own though.
I could shit on that movie all day.
>HK tanks turned into giant pacific rim mechs
>entire movie takes place during the day when being out in the day is supposed to be an automatic death sentence but they bump into like 1 drone they easily kill
still completely BTFOs t3
Bale could have been a good Connor if Cameron directed a real Terminator 3 (which should have been a future war prequel obv)
Anything after 2 makes no sense because they averted judgment day and wiped all traces of future tech so it could never be made in the first place
T3 is still an entertaining stand alone movie. I can't say the same for salvation.
Salvation is heavily watered down Hollywood discount version of what James would have made.
T3 is a gay Hollywood piece of shit that I could never watch again. You sitting here defending it makes me wanna kick your ass. You better be baiting me. Turning John Connor into a gay sissy still blows my mind to this day. It’s like they tried to find an actor as an adult who looked like Edward Furlong as a kid and ignoring the bad ass he grew into.
I already said it was fricking shit compared to the first 2. That's why it's only alright as a standalone movie. It has some good action and set pieces. It doesn't even feel like a sequel to t2 if anything it feels like its set in an alternate universe which is why after all these years I can just view it as a half decent action movie.
Salvation for me at least was just shit almost start to finish. The Helen Bonham Carter nonsense, I never gave a frick about Marcus. Stupid shit like the music John had playing in t2. All the day time shit. It just wasn't for me.
No it’s not.
JP > TLW > JW >>>>>>>>> dogshit >>>>>>> JP3/JW2/JW3
This whole site is nothing but contrarians and shitposters nowdays. And mentally moronic zoomers who didn't get the joke, but they are undistinguishable from the rest.
>when you’re a silhouette and “human = 1.8 meters” in text appears above your head
They talk now?!
Props look great but the puppeteering is shit. The cg models are twitchy and constantly moving but the props are stationary and clunky.
I want qt pet velociraptors.
there's an edit of this with crying emojis and it's hilarious
>huh, i wonder how old she is nowadays.
>I hope shes hot
Oh. Right.
Cute.
Frick, webm ends right before the part where the guy gets stepped on.
I actually find it astonishing with how notoriously bad the production of JP3 was (they were writing the script as they were filming the fricking thing) they actually managed to put something coherent together that added to the franchise is an objectively positive way and didn't really step on anyone's toes while doing it.
Couldn't happen today.
The spinosaurus and raptor CG looks good but this bit right here is easily the worst looking shot in the entire franchise. Looks like a made for TV show like Sliders.
>worst looking shot in the franchise
Hold up.
The close up brachiosaurs that ran over to scream into the screen for no reason was worse but I will say that I will never understand why Blue is the shittiest looking of the 4 raptors in the movie. The green one looked awesome but blue looked like shit. Why.
>brachiosaurs that ran over to scream into the screen for no reason
Clearly they were excited to meet THE Alan Grant.
>Wait, is that-?
>Hey Jeff, come over here! It's Alan Grant!
>Wha-??
>Yeah, this is the fricker that won't endorse the first Park! He's why we're stuck here eating dried grass instead of the good shit InGen brings in!!
>Hey frick you Alan Grant!
>FRICK YOUUUUUU
They're part frog so they should start reeeeeing
lmfao
‘jak ‘m
>Billy was right.
What? Right about what? Stealing eggs? Whoever wrote this movie is a moron.
I maintain my position that JP3 is the perfect movie for a 10 year old boy. If you can get in to that mindset, then the movie will be a fantastic watch. If you leave that mindset for long, the movie will quickly break and fall apart.
Listen you can trash this movie all you want, but I did an objectivity test about 3 years ago and this movie only scored -13 while the Jurassic World movies were all -30 and lower so it's not that bad. For reference, JP2 was a -6 and JP1 was a -1.
World was fricking alright, but every new one they made was worst than the previous one, in the last one they had to bring back some of the OG crew for cheap nostalbait.
>World was fricking alright
No, it certainly wasn't.
It was alright.
CHHK CHHK CHHK
BRRAAAAAAAAA
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA
*SPLAT*
NYAUGHH AUGHHH AUGHHHHH
Wish they would make some time travel horror movie with paleo-accurate dinosaurs.
Shit would be more terrifying than any of the Hollyslop Jurassic monster dinos.
Just look at this pitbull goose fricker with his
>AWW HE SMILING 🙂
face
What was that movie with gyno ren that was being skilled here a while back? I never watched it.
65. Don't bother, it was incredibly bland and forgettable.
it was… aite
Looks exactly the same as the JP t-rex.
>cast bout Téa Leoni
>give her an ugly haircut
They wanted to make her a frumpy boomer that could play opposite William h Macey for some reason.
I'll forever associate her with Bad Boys
Jurassic perk
I would spare NO expense if you catch my drift
What does the thing on its back even do?
keep itself oriented while swimming
Regulates body temperature. Or maybe for mating. Or all of the above.
It’s an aquatic predator, it’s like a shark’s fin. It absolutely mindbreaks whatever it’s swimming at.
Truly one of cinemas greatest mystery’s.
nnnnnNNNNYYYYEEAAAOOOO not yyyet
If the dude was stuck in a tree then who killed and ate him? A huge carnivore makes no sense since they would have swallowed him whole.
Could have been the Spino.
The guy was tangled in the net and they were probably trying to free him when he go swarmed by compies.
obviously the spino
>Why do people hate him?
tarded.
Cute.
>Is immune to the significantly stronger jaw of the rex
>Gets its scrawny fish catching mouth around the hench rex neck and... breaks it
Kids got so butthurt by JP3 that they grew up and spent years studying to become paleontologists so they could make it their entire career to discredit based Spino
I like Spino before it was cool. Like, waaaaaay before this came out. Movie was garbage tho.
>oh my nose!
What is this Brady Bunch or Jurassic park? When two huge predators meet it should be a death match, not this soiboi shit over a bite-sized deer. This movie fricking sucked.
tbf that probably the most likely outcome in an encounter between two apex predators
The modern world is full of soi animals that are all descended from rats.
Dinosaurs had no qualms about fighting and killing each other, it wasn’t about bluffing and being gay. Look at any dinosaur skeleton and it’s fricked up beyond belief from a lifetime of getting stabbed with horns or arms torn off or whatever. Lion bones don’t have deep bite marks and abrasions directly on their skeletons that they recovered from. Dinosaurs unlike most modern animals are all based around OHKOs. When a t-rex bites something or a triceratops stabs something or a raptor kicks something whatever took that hit is most likely dead. The JP3 rex vs spino battle was way more realistic than this gay Dominion ass trash.
Semi-related tangent, if crocodiles and birds (and dinosaurs) are lacerated or injured, the blood vessels around the wound site close so they barely bleed. A dinosaur had the liberty of going all out in a battle to put its rival down because they can sustain much greater injuries (see; that webm of a crocodile getting its leg bit off by the other one, or every seagull you’ve seen in a parking lot missing a leg).
The best dinosaurs were the ones that ate the posh dicky in lost world.
that was the only good part of the movie
Those parts where they're trying to catch the dinosaurs were really well done and the scenes with the trailer hanging off the cliff with the t Rex couple well also great. Even the stuff with the t Rex running around the city were cool.
and the scenes where Obadiah from Sharpe's just wants to hunt the trex and frick sharpies' prostitute
That too.
Lost World had some great set pieces but Sarah and Nick were absolutely shit characters and we were stuck with them for most of the runtime.
The T-Rex's existence is tied to a pop culture icon.
The Spinosaurus is tied to a poorly written sequel.
T-Rex wins the debate purely off principle. It doesn't matter who beats who or whether or not it's accurate to the fossil record (it's not).
spino a shit
>t. rex
lost world is peak 90s disaster movie kino
twister/godzilla98/etc